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unalivedblogger · 3 months
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What I'd say to the creeps if I was 1. Taller and 2 face to face:
Trenderman built like an intelligent cricket
Ej looks like he snacks on pocket lint
Killian looks like a participation trophy husband
Toby is built like an onomatopoeia
Tims elbows look like he bathed them in flour
Candypop looks like he got crumbs under his bed
Nathan looks like an improper fraction
Jeff looks like he just discovered fire
The rake built like 820 ground beef
Brian looks like he has to pick a chin in conversation
Jason built like a full inventory
Offender got the posture of a run-on sentence
Ben built like a suggested password"
Puppeteer looks like he wipes ass back to front AND built like mystery meat
Drolsior looks like the uncle that closes his eyes and goes "ooooo!" when something tastes good.
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clownqueen88 · 2 months
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@asleepypigeon won the free art!!
#artistsoninstagram #freeart #freecommission #freedrawing #art #clownqueen #sallyfaceart #sallyface #fnafoc #fnaf #manglefnaf #fnaf2 #adventuretime #humanpeppermintbutler #peppermintbutler #creepypasta #creepypastaoc #offendermancreepypasta
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cosplay-tutorials · 5 years
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Sorry about the nose but a flu had my skin too sensitive to be able to stand latex😅 . Characters : Laughing Jill : me Masky : @nicky_misha_cosplay Eyeless Jack : @byadriana_666 Offenderman : @dedehamso . s From Instagram
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capncappy · 5 years
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Drew Smexy based off a Facebook request/suggestion. #offenderman #offendermancreepypasta #creepypasta #roses #fedora #headshot #traditionalart — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/33fMvCj
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unalivedblogger · 2 years
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Lesbian y/n: yeah I'm gay 🌈
Splendorman: Oh! Trender is gay too you guys should hook up
Surrenderman: Huh??
Y/n: That's not how it works laughing
Offender: Splendor what???
Trender: Alright. He's still new to this I'm sorry
Gay y/n: It's okay wheezes
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clownqueen88 · 3 months
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More progress #offendermancreepypasta #clownqueen #creepypasta #creepypastaoc #procreate #sketch
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clownqueen88 · 3 months
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Rough sketches of my babies ❤️ #offendermancreepypasta #offenderman #creepypastafandom #creepypastaclownoc #creepypastaoc #creepypasta #clownqueen #trinityturner
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unalivedblogger · 3 years
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Splendorman: does anyone have extra yellow socks?
Offenderman: I can pee on my white ones.
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unalivedblogger · 3 years
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Offender: Flowers are the genitals of plants.
Jeff: So your victims smell flower pussy? Bussin
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unalivedblogger · 4 years
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Trenderman: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Offenderman: The salad.
Trenderman: The salad?
Offenderman: Yeah..
Trenderman: You fucking donut of you course you don't put fucking salad-
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unalivedblogger · 4 years
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Offenderman: I love you.
Porn director: CUT what the fuck
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