#oh I am BIG ANGRY

[spider-man-2o99]

individual stills of miguel Scampering on all fours and showing off his more distinct individual movement style (that he has because of his spider-man's Similar-but-still-distinctly-Weird-and-unique powers as compared to the more-graceful Others) so that i don't have 2 keep rewinding the clip(s) to see it. im REALLY excited to see him scuttling and skittering all over the place in the film just like he does in the comics-- and, like, seriously, Miguel Specifically being just. made Massive for some reason in his atsv design will never NOT be funny to me hes SO freakin Bouncy why did they Do That.

don't be Weird on my post or i'll kill you for real

#talking tag #atsv #across the spiderverse #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #the question is rhetorical btw i am not actually asking that in earnest. #i Already Know the reason why. #many different combined factors that came together to simultaneously make one of his Best designs and ALSO make My Life hell. #but. sigh. anyways. it's really genuinely been bringing me a lot of joy to see this kind of loving attention to detail. yknow. #god. mig never Gets That yknow?? christ. forget abt the stupid Freaks for a second. hes a c-lister. an alternate costume in a game. a Cameo. #a side character who gets a couple lines of dialogue At Best and then his entire universe is rebooted nine zillion times Again and hes gone. #and marvel only ever brings him back to choke the life out of whatevers left #so.. Yeah. that he is going to feature so prominently in atsv IS actually kinda a big deal to me! i KNOW it'll never happen again! #i dont believe in posting while Angry which is why i have not been making as many Original Posts lately but. just. god. #im not like Actually A Danger 2 anyone im just hyperbolizing out of Frustration but #oh my FOD #there r some ppl on this site that i just want 2 kill with my teeth while screaming the whole while like a howler monkey. lordt.

[ashipiko]

<3 post sleepover mornings

#POST RAMBLE TIME #OK SO ASHI LIKE KINDA CANONICALLY HATES IDIA #ace knows that she hates a guy named gloomurai. leona knows she hates IDIA #already she wasn’t a v big fan of idia till she ended up bored in twst and downloaded a rhythm game and your usual gacha game for fun #and like in the gacha game there was a ranking event for her oshi…… #and based on how many points you scored in the event you get a percentage #SO IN ORDER TO LIKE….. IN A SENSE GROOVY A CARD YOU HAVE TO GET ANOTHER COPY OF IT THRU THE EVENT #and when Ashi woke up after cramming ranking because of the whole book 6 fiasco #she found out that she ranked 4.1%. A LITERAL ONE PLACE FROM GETTING THE CARD FOR HER OSHI #and who was it other than gloomurai! #so sometimes she gets him in co-op meetings and she gets SOOOOOO ANGRY #once ashi connects two and two……. she has her own very personal grudge #ace finds it very funny. leona finds it annoying that he has to babysit her whenever they see Idia in the halls #THATS A LOT OF TAGS AM I GONNA RUN OUT OF FANDOM TAGS UH OH #BUT YSAH!!! this is ashace after a sleepover and the morning where ashi’s in the mood to play some games #ace likes to watch <3 #(he tried her speed and while on master. died v quickly) #ashipiko draws ♪ #ashace #twstshi #ace trappola #ace trappola x oc #twst yume #twst #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst ace #twst yuu #twst oc #twst oc x canon

[steakout-05]

how i feel about TBYS causing a shockwave effect of everyone dogpiling on and harassing Illymation and spreading extremely easily disprovable and malicious misinformation about her and putting her in a lot of danger for literally no legitimate reason

#big rant in the tags incoming hold on to your hats: #i swear drama commentary youtubers are actually some of the most dense people on the fucking planet #like holy SHIT i have never seen a bigger display of collective stupidity than every drama commentary grifter harping on illy based on shit #-she didn't even say that they heard from a guy who sounds like budget ben shapiro. how are you that dense. like how. actually how. #it's just a big stupid game of idiot telephone with how much basic shit people are getting wrong because they heard it whispered from- #-another person. istg if i have to see ONE more person say that ''oh but she's encouraging obesity'' ''oh but she said [thing she literally #-didn't say]!!!'' im going to SCREAM. i am going to throw my phone against the wall if i see one more malicious misinterpretation of a- #-basic statement that even a fucking doorknob could understand with more grace and nuance than these idiots #i swear to god this is all so STUPID #drama commentary youtube is where basic reading comprehension and common sense go to die. it is the 10th circle of internet hell- #-just below 4chan. #anyway rant over glad i got that out of my system. #i hope illy is doing well and that she and her partner and her cats are safe <3 #sorry for being so angry. this whole situation literally makes my blood boil and i'm so upset that an innocent person got put in danger- #-because of some nerd emoji sounding wackass blatantly lying about her and being a dickhead #this is the first and last post i'll ever make about internet drama (unless something really REALLY funny happens) i just needed an outlet- #-to scream into for a few minutes #drama commentary youtubers delete their entire channels and leave the internet right now challenge #shitpost #youtube drama

[sweetshire]

So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.

#sherlock holmes #my dearest blorbo #he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically #if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths #*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!! #see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate #he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him #he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson #he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But- #he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment #it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him #my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure! #OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual #but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does #i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him #he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know #acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it #i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks #he’s everything to me <3 #alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye #acd holmes #if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u #silv tag 💞

[ectoplasmer]

y'all ever feel so much love for your f/o that you just get moved to literal tears or am i just a mess

#art is making me feel things once again #marigoldshipping #<---- mima brainrot hours which is terrible timing because i need to be awake in like six hours #but i am over here. kicking my legs in bed every five seconds #i love him so much he's a literal safety hazard akjjhdsh :( #he's also just a huge nerd and literally just a big loser but/lh #aaaa stopp making me FEEL THINGS it's horrible #i need to be sleeping and not generating tears because my heart goes crazy over fictional characters #literally smiling like an idiot just thinking about him while typing this #he's just. >_< #oh terrible another moment where i can't convey what i'm thinking #he's just... he's such a nerddd aaaaa #his snarkiness his obvious need to dramaticize things even though he *claims* that's a thing that only marik does now (he's lying) #his attempts at seeming much more stoic than he actually is his poorly hidden attempts at trying not to seem like he cares too much #how he can be so arrogant and sharp one second and try so hard to be responsible and gentle the next #how he tries to act like he isn't as much as a wreck as the rest of us but he definitely is #i don't. even know what i'm trying to say. i don't think i ever really do when it comes to any of them #they make me so stupidly incoherent i can't even think correctly right now #i just... i love how i've managed to get past his walls. that i get to see more of him now #not just the scary and daunting part that he used to be. not just the level headed and intimidating part. not just the upset and angry part #i get to see the sides of him where he makes dumb and ignorant mistakes. i get to see him when he's calm. i get to see him when he's happy #i get to see him when he's sad and i get to see him when he's completely vulnerable #i get to see him in every mood and in every emotion. i get to see every part. #and i love all the parts of him. all the mess and fuss and the wrongs and the rights and the good and the bad #all of it is completely lovable to me. he's completely lovable to me. #i just. aaaa sobbing crying sniffling into my hands HE'S SOOOO #god damnit melvin you're making your girlfriend cry STOP BEING SO YOU PLEASE #he's. so pretty and handsome and bbdbfhfbjdffjdfd #i've been talking about my f/os so much recently i'm so sorry >< #gonna. try and fall asleep but my heart is literally beating so hard right now skjfkjds

[kurohyouryugagotokushinshou]

SAEKOOOO THE CUTEST EVER!!! EVERYONE CHEER FOR MY FAVORITEST GIRL

#i love the angry saeko face i love when she has big expressions she so cute #the saeko trailer is killang me like i love new shots of my girl but im also so scared for her #and her character and am so scared she will not be given any arc or agency and just be reduced #to a goal for ichiban to obtain or obstacle for ichiban to overcome #Oh the new tomi shots were nice too he's already one of my favorite guys and his game isnt even out lol #I'm sorry to the mutual who knows me irl and will probably see this post. now you know i am crazy about this yakuza woman. i will not change

[volfoss]

actually worst genre of essays/posts are guys we KNOW the author has been homo/transphobic in the past but if you reallyyyy look in the bg theres a couple LGBT charactesr so hes an ally <3 like you guys are INASNE...

#twist rambles #this is abt o/da and well. the insane posts where people r like omg <3 the author of (redactd) is basically a big ally for... skirting ever #single question abt any lgbt characters by being like ermmm up to the audience i wont confirm it except for characters who die. sorry im in #bad article hell right now. #like... their gender is up to audience perception is NOT the same as the character being nonbinary oh my godddd take ur head out of ur asss #and ppl do this so bad w o/p bc like... the transmisogyny is SO vile and people will still be like omg ^-^ od/a did soooo much here for rep #like he did NOT oh my god. sorry im angry posting at 5 am do u still love me

[heich0e]

Liv what’s new in your life we need updates bc we miss you 🙏💕

i am just busy all the time what the hell is up with that!!! this SUCKS

#liv got mail #there have been a few interesting turns of events the past few weeks #i got into an HR situation at work because i was verbally abused by an angry colleague in a company wide meeting #and i think they thought i was going to sue so the owners have been really nice to me #uhhhh what else #it was my best friend's birthday!!!!! wahooooo #one of my exes is back in town and has been moving insidiously behind the scenes trying to get in touch with me and i Don't Like That #oh i thought i had covid! (didn't! just hadn't slept in 3 days) #ummmmm i finished a big project at work and it went well so they got me a nice gift #i am on ep 277/500 in my naruto shippuden rewatch n i cried so hard at one point that i went to work the next day w my eyes swollen shut #idk man pretty much all the same as usual

[dandyshucks]

i think im just gonna delete their reply and maybe block them dhdkdl it is entirely possible (and likely) they just have no idea this guy's incredibly racist because UNFORTUNATELY white ppl have taken this spirit from Algonquian culture and twisted it and now everyone only knows of it as a """cryptid""" unless they're like... active in indigenous spaces or spaces where ppl actively care about racism fhdkdl, but I just don't really feel like trying to carefully word things to educate a random 19 yr old this morning bc i have a headache and now my nervous system is all fucked up fjfkldl

#im not ... angry w them. potentially i am upset w them but more likely im just upset in general at the situation #i dont want to be angry at someone who simply just doesnt know #ignorance isnt always malicious fhfkdl often it is just ... not being aware bc u haven't been in the right spaces to become aware. #which is a whole other issue but moreso an issue w society rather than on an individual level. maybe. idk #my head hurts and i feel very nauseous but bottom line im not blaming this random basically-still-a-teenager for their blunder here #mostly im just worried now that ppl are gonna think from my last post that im like ''oh this stranger is an awful person'' #nah man. theyre freshly out of highschool i assume and probably have no fucking clue abt the racism of this white man of the month #this is... unfortunately just the way things go #i think sometimes im too patient and kind to ppl but fjdkdl I'd much rather be that than the opposite #anyways im gonna skedaddle outta here before i stick my foot in my mouth any more than i potentially already have djdkdl #this was just an unpleasant thing to open up tumblr to fjfkdl big ol sigh but alas and alack we must move on from it #vent //

[moe-broey]

I'm too lazy to illustrate it (plus I think I'd get too caught up in the process LMFAO) but when drawing/adding personal touches to Lif's design I am channeling Lio Fotia Promare for his armor (ESP the Mad Burnish armor) Lewis Mystery Skulls (less aesthetic similarities reflected but like, kinda similar broad chested body type similar vibes and important heart motifs) (heart motif isn't pictured in this Lewis image but if you've seen the animated music vids you get it) and literally just any 2D animated Disney villain who is Shaped and Dramatic (and has a huge fucking cape or coat -- tbh the specific ones I think about are Maleficent and Cruella just from the dramatic/big cape standpoint, purely aesthetic)

(fuck it after a lot of thinking Hades is a good one too)

#no main tags about it but. i need everyone to understand my vision. #ig maleficent is more sleek than i'd ever draw lif but it's about vibes. fucked up dramatic evil vibes. #when it comes to body language i am always imagining him moving around in that dramatic disney villain way too #like i adore the serious art of him that captures his canon very well i adore seeing his severe and threatening side #but to me when i portray him he is just a little campy. #i can't help it LMFAO everything i touch gets a little silly and gay AGSJHAKSKAK #THE FLOURISH. THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS IMAGINING. THE EVIL FLOURISH. #and like v important he's still so serious. and angry and full of grief. a threatening foe and liability as an ally. #someone you love but don't fully trust. #i feel like i. don't always capture the full scope of complexities in my work. too busy staying silly ig LMFAO #fe lif #<- one main tag actually. but only so i can find this later on my blog if i need it 👍 #THINKING THIS OVER AGAIN the reason i gravitate towards maleficent is bc of the Sharpness in her design #like dr facilier/the shadow man could fit v well here too aesthetically and hades thematically esp #but also full disclosure i haven't watched any classic disney movies in years LMFAO #literally was just frantically looking up 'most iconic classic disney villains' to look at their character sheets #bc i was SO hard pressed by the maleficent inspo. i feel like she is the EPITOME of dramatic disney villain #and i happened upon cruella and was like OH FUCK YES BIG FUCKING FUR COAT!!!!!!!!!!!! implementing this forevwr now #pouring over model sheets i almost feel like dr facilier is a bit too flamboyant actually? #like he's too playful actually. fantastic vibes but not quite for lif. #i think hades captures the silliness/exaggerated rage/movementa i think of and cruella also captures this #AND she has the big fur coat. i desperately wanna watch 101 dalmatians now LMAO #just to see how her coat moves and the weight of it. #but also i think maleficent captures the Classic dramatic and severe villain i was also imagining. #she has a lot of seriousness to her too. plus big cape. and drama. ect. #CATEGORY 5 AUTISM MOMENT. I KNOW. I NEED TO STOP THINKING I WANNA DO SALMON RUN

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#sometimes i feel like my brain is disintegrating in my head. coming apart like a lump of paper in a pool of water #it comes with this weird feeling of vertigo. like i turn my head and my thoughts are spinning too fast. they keep going despite my standing #still. its also a but when you start drinking something and when u stop your thoughts r hazy and ur breathing is heavy #maybe thats not a universal experience. sometimes when i stop i realize ive slipped half out of my body #and now im stumbling from day to day trying desperately to remember all the things im supposed to be managing #but there are these big holes in my brain. like im missing chunks of grey matter. the bits that would let me stop and start things #i dunno. when im taking measurements i have this image of myself on my knees holding the fragrance pieces of my life together as they #crumble thru my fingers and my insides shrivle away from the walls that contain them. i go hollow like a gord #and ppl say oh ur so passionate abt what u do. and i go brittle bc it doesnt feel like passion it feels like the symptom of an illness #i dont care. im just trying to burn the hours away. make time vanish. and for what? what am i building toward? i have an answer that i give #interviewers but i dunno i never thought id make it this far. but here we r. unhappy and lacking in purpose. its just that this last year #was so weird bc about a year ago i burned out so hard that i never recovered and it just got worse and worse. i feel now that ive stopped #the bleeding at least but the bitterness is still there. still infecting my words and curving my spine around the injury #and in theory i understand the path to healing but its hard when im just so. i dont even kno. angry? im not mad but the word feels right #but i dunno what id be angry about. maybe im just sick of empty tasks and not caring. i used to have passion and enthusiasm now i just feel #fragile and hurt. bracing for pain. and that makes me so sad. i wish i could go out into the woods and wander. just breathe #but no. instead ill start another day identical to 100 others and hope to keep my head above the surface bc im sick of swallowing sea water #anyway. itll b fine. hopefully this week i can commit to a program. hopefully. another program halfway across the country. this time #vertically. landing me still 2 time zones from home. but hopefully there i can breathe a little. maybe. hopefully. well see #unrelated

[shenzuns]

man.

my 2022 hard pill to swallow is that sometimes being bitter is not the best result for those i care about and even though i’m angry about things, being the mature one, being the kind one though that’s Really Fucking Hard will be the best thing.

and it hurts, and it sucks, and i want to be the asshole guard dog i’ve always ever been but no one’s ever stayed in the face of my rage so i have to be kind always. and i want to be kind, don’t get me wrong, but it’s so difficult and it hurts. i would love to stew in my rage and my bitterness and my cries of ‘it’s not fair’ but i’m not given the option to be childish anymore and it SUCKS ass and dicks and this is the cruelest thing abt growing up. being kind isn’t as easy as it used to be.

#𝟶𝟶𝟶. 𝙳𝚄𝙼𝙱𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺 𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚁 ，𝙳𝚄𝙼𝙱𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺 𝙽𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙻. — ( out. ) #tbd. #vent / #it... sucks this isn't like uhh oh im being cruel to ppl around me! #no i just got #into a big fight with ppl closest to me who said some very hurtful things #but. in lieu of this. bc they aren't prepared to be the mature ones #it's My Mantle to be mature and be less spiteful and it hurts #and i wish it was easier to make it stop hurting bc a big part of me just wants #things to go back to how they used to be but i'm angry and sad and bitter #and so i have to overcome that in order for things to be ok and it... sucks dude #indignation at its finest #i dont know at my core i dont think im a cruel person #i just know i can be very bitter and spiteful and these r my fatal flaws to work through #but. it's painful. idk. #hopefully when i swallow this Ugly Pill to be the 'mature one' #i can convey to those ppl that their actions also hold weight and even though i'm trying i will not be the only person #to make an effort. it's mutual and i am willing to put aside my hurt for the sake of something better to come from this #it's...... yeah. typing this out makes me feel so self righteous but i dont know #i have to scream about it somewhere i think

[scorchedhearth]

trying to find canon stories or fanwork that touches upon guy's TBI is like walking through a baren wasteland. most barely acknowledge it, and when they do it's just a one-liner or for a joke which. You Know.

#i'd rather they dont talk about it at all instead of mocking it #to the few writers who did put work into writing good fics about it: i am kissing you on the mouth and with tongue thank u for ur service #it's this balance between valid reactions of other characters (wow this guy is a huge jerk get him away from me/i used to know a different #guy and this is painful for me to see him changed and trying to accept this new personaltiy + disabilities) vs guy's own thoughts (i just s #suffered a big injury that took off years of life + hard work i put in bettering myself and set me back on many skills i used to know which #is deeply unfair and hard/i now have to learn how to live with a new personality + deal with the fact that i am now angry erratic and have #trouble with cognitive functions which is outside of my control/dealing with other's expectations and prejudices against me and my injury) #+ the way some storylines treat this as a joke. oh guy is so dumb he doesn't know big words when its just deeply sad and upsetting that som #someone with diplomas and education lost those abilities due to something entirely not his fault

[orcelito]

The difficulty of planning some serious story things and not wanting to spoil said story things but also not wanting to risk upsetting ppl via untagged serious story things

It's. A balance, I guess. If at that point they've seen all the general warnings and don't understand that this is meant to be an honest depiction, then like. Idk.

#speculation nation #keeping this vague but like yea it's about. something to do with ladue #planned plot things that deal within the realm of what i already have tagged. but are kind of very brutal. #but me tagging it 'whump' and labeling it as mature with the explanation that the choice was made for Serious Subject Matter #im like. i dont wanna spoil the story!!!!! but pls be aware that there are potentially triggering things planned later down the line. #sitting here playing with characters like dolls wanting to make a visceral story within the image i have of it #i want that image of goro at rock bottom. with all that entails. #why set up an incredibly bleak situation if im not gonna pull the trigger on it ya kno #he will get his happy ending. but BOY he is gonna suffer first. #hopefully by then i'll have enough visceral & graphic content that ppl will understand what this story is #discacc is in general me remaining within the general bounds of canon in terms of like. experienced violence and such things #ladue is like. These Characters Are Goin Through It. and im saying so on the tin. #clinging to the mature rating like Pls dont b angry at me later. i am warning very much. #keeping it vague for low spoilers but i will reiterate that it is related to things already tagged. #im not gonna pull a total fastball on y'all. i just dont wanna spoil big plot things and all lol #.... this is probably already too blatant. oh well #anxiety!!!!! i have it all the time always. oh well. #ive thought about maybe adding the warning tag when i get to that point but i dont wanna spoil ppl just starting out #so instead i will keep pointing at the Mature Rating and Whump Tag. and i will STRONGLY warn when we get to the chapter in question #doing my best to be considerate. but also. i dont wanna spoil my story :( #ladue shit #lol might as well tag it. thats the post babeyy

[heartunderthefloorboards]

i have a headache and cant sleep so im like overthinking some moments from college and like. i am so torn on if i am genuinely not a great person or if other people are just crazy

#del.txt #like okay. conflicts happen and they are inevitable #and being passive aggressive or whatever. that's not a crime #idk i think there's a lot of people who r like. oh i could never oh i would never #ok! i fucking WILL! #i act on my thoughts LMFAO i don't wanna apologize for it even if it seems crazy #if i hurt somebody they fucking deserved it sorry #if any irls see this ignore me im over it just reflecting #genuinely is there something wrong in my brain #blah blah somebody hurt somebody i love is it so out of left field to call them out on it #when did we devolve to having to talk about everything. sometimes there's no big conversation sometimes it's just a . fuck you ! #and then you move on! #is that so wrong. #i am kind i try SO HARD to be kind #but i don't want to be bad just because i am angry

[baekuras]

shoutout to todays customer who returned his sunglasses because they gave him headaches and when i asked if he wanted me to check to find the cause of it he refused ONLY to 5minutes after the return ask why they could cause him to have headaches when his daily clear ones don’t

fun fact 1: he was supposed to come in at 4pm because he wanted his money back in cash and we didn’t have that much in the morning, but he came during noon and i had to scrape some together fun fact 2: he asked my male coworker why they would cause issues when i was the one who took on his request for...some....reason....could it be....sexism.....no it can’t be (:

another shoutout to the woman insisting we give her mother who has diabetis, sees double AND can’t speak german and eye exam and tell them why she can’t see well even after me explaining to her that we can’t measure her prescription as well (or at all) like an actual doctor can due to both machinery AND lack of medical knowledge....surprise: it didn’t work out and the result were wonky and she may need prisms but maybe not who knows not fucking me because we skipped like 2dpt between slides at some points and none of the prescriptions i offered and adjusted cleared her seeing double (: yes hi hello i can actually do my job and know what is possible and what isn’t (:

#txts #on the lower end of rant news we had one customer who was angry his lenses were thick #....like....sir you chose the most basic ones which aren't even really sold anymore afaik with +3dpt #ofc gucci frames the size of half the head to over ex....aterate oh god i forgot the word....anyway #so they get extra big #i am just amazed he didnt insist on mineral ones tbh but hey a small win #but hey....surprise: if out of the at LEAST 4 options you pick the general very basic ones when you need big lenses....shits gonna get thicc #'it looks bad!!!' yeah no shit but you didnt want to spend money on the lenses i GUESS #idk i wasnt there #and i am not paid enough to discuss with customers what lenses best fit to avoid this case beyond a recommendation #you can always choose other ones but if you ever get mad and tell someone I either forced them on you or didnt offer anything else #i will maul you #and also no one will believe you because my coworkers know my sale rhythm and i know theirs....so....fuck you we all hate you and talk shit #about you #sometimes even while you're still there and sometimes w/ other customers as well #another favourite is people asking why we cant insert new lenses into certain frames #i swear i WISH i knew why they were made like this #i really.really wish i knew #but we are as lost as you #(actual favourite tho that wasnt sarcasm i just like to shittalk brand-name frames because so many are shit lol) #like the ones who actually specialize or focus on frames are usually got #-ray ban because they decided to fuck themselves hard #apparently they were rly good once? havent found a new one showing that yet rly but k i'll trust y'all #but some are just....literal plastic #for frames??? like the whole thing???? #bitch this will break if i sneeze on it wtf are you doing #insta modeling?? tf are they for??? #+another favourite is some of them going #'oh they have 100uv protection' #yeah so does every plastic lens+100uv isn't uv400 at least in germany fuck off