#oh dndads you make me so silly

[human-sweater-vest]

okay so we’ve seen glenn and ron so far in season two and they’ve been kind of what I expected.

glenn is pretty much the same as he was season one. it makes sense, he’s set in his whole thing, he’s vibing in hell with morgan and is sporting the same chill stoner vibes as before. the notable thing with him was that there wasn’t really animosity between him and nick (which also makes sense given their whole deal in season one). he’s always been far removed and it makes sense that in season two he’s still rockin with it.

ron then was a really touching surprise because he continued to grow as a person (insert beth may snickering here). he connected easily with scary and hit me like a fucking freight train with the line about him being sorry that she didn’t realize that losing terry jr. was her loss too. he’s this strange intermediary between the men in their family because willy took advantage of her needing someone to validate her pain, terry jr. was seen as a cause of it and therefore couldn’t help ease it truly (until things were too late), and then ron is here being his odd little self and extends sympathy to her because he also lost terry jr. and can understand. kudos to beth for ep. 41 because she rode the line between comedy and genuinely heartfelt and deep emotional moments like a champ.

and now here’s where we turn to speculation:

I’ve seen a lot of folks saying they’re worried about henry (and I feel like he’s probably going to warrant that because duh, it all comes back to the oak family when it comes to the doodler). however! my first point here is that we shouldn’t ignore darryl.

I feel like we see the most thought going into the oaks (and again, rightfully so, will and anthony are serving us trauma and drama on a platter) and I think one of the sacrifices with that comes at the extent of the wilson boys. the darryl/grant arc was the first time I really, truly got what dndads was all about. specifically, matt’s incredible line where darryl is replying to the other dads saying that he should showcase vulnerability to grant with darryl snapping and saying that he can’t be fully honest because he’s putting on a brave face because he doesn’t know if they’ll make it out and if he and carol will even stay together if they do. that line then contrasted later when he says that if grant asks him a question he’ll do his best to answer truthfully which allows for the big emotional connection they were lacking.

the wilson father/son relationship hinges on the idea of not being able to love the pain away and we see that extend into the next generation in a deeply tragic way. grant can’t make his mental illness magically disappear by loving his son despite how badly he clearly wants to. he can’t “we’ll talk about it later” his way into a healthy relationship where he’s able to offer his son both stability and truth. he’s fucked up and traumatized and never fully dealt with things and he’s dealing with the ramifications.

so how do we think darryl feels about that? how do we think darryl would feel knowing that he couldn’t love away grant’s mental illness (which isn’t something you can do, but he feels immensely guilty about in season one) and seeing the disastrous effect it had on the relationship between his son and grandson to the point where linc no longer refers to him as a dad? I personally really do think that he’ll act as a balm between the two and finally provide that space for them to become father and son again.

there’s truly so much I could say on the wilson family because I’m fascinated by the transition between the most stereotypically masculine family dynamic to a queered one (in both senses of the world) and how the thru line for the generations is this idea of not being able to 1. disclose the truth out of a sense of protection (see: frank hiding his marital and monetary issues, darryl hiding his martial issues and fear of not surviving faerun, and grant hiding who he is and what he does) and 2. love away the pain/illness.

and now we turn to the oak boys. I’m operating on the assumption that henry will be the last dad that they seek out because 1. glenn and terry jr. are in the same spot which means we get a two for one combo deal in hell 2. lark and sparrow clearly have a bad or at the very least strained relationship with their dad and will be less likely to jump on seeking him out and 3. the oak family started the whole doodler thing in this show so it makes sense that they’ll end it.

and for the sake of transparency: here’s where my bias comes through. henry was my favorite season one dad. normal is my favorite season two kid. will campos if you’re reading this, I want you to know that if I could simultaneously give you an academy award and sue you for emotional damages, I would.

the oaks have the most literal device explaining their generational trauma. hildy was ripped from her world after her companions were brutally killed in front of her, barry is a piece of shit, henry has the weight of both his father and having to be a father despite not having a role model, lark and sparrow are fucked up beyond belief in a manner of ways that starts at fucking their twin’s spouse and ends with starting the literal apocalypse. and then there’s normal. bearing the brunt of it all when he wasn’t even given the support to. he’s been carrying the weight of expectation since birth. his sister is hero, he’s normal and yet he’s anything but. that’s a whole other essay (catch me writing that when it’s not 2am).

back to the twins and henry though. from their view it’s bad right? lark hates his dad and destroyed the world. sparrow was an accomplice. I can’t imagine that things were easy after the doodler was released in the oak-garcia household. ESPECIALLY — and this has had me uncomfortable since we learned it offhand in episode 29 of the season — because henry and mercedes had another kid. first things first (and this might just be a me and my cultural background thing), but a minimum decade age gap between your first and second kids is A Lot. especially given the context here that henry struggles with being a father for the aforementioned reasons and his children literally Ended The World. I dunno about you but I think that I’d avoid having more kids at pretty much all costs at that point. but he and mercedes don’t. and hey maybe birdie/birdy was an accident. but my suspicion here (and I very much might be reading too deep into something mentioned in a literal “see you again” parody) is that birdie was a second chance kid. which would fucking blow if you were the aforementioned dad-stabbing—eldritch-creature-releasing child because it would look like your dad had gone “okay well that didn’t work out I can’t find a way to make these kids work so let’s try another one” which would justify the distance and dislike of henry from both of the boys.

I’m a very big fan of henry. he’s fucked up in the exact way I like my fictional men and also reminds me of guys from the city I grew up in which is both appalling and endearing. however, this is absolutely a move I could see him justifying to himself which morally makes me wanna walk into the sea and from a character/story standpoint makes me wanna jump up and down in glee. I really, truly am hoping that things pan out like that and we see a henry who loves his beautiful boys very deeply, but also gave up on them in exchange for a do-over.

I’m especially excited to see how he interacts with normal because my first instinct based on season one without my fucked up and evil birdie theory is that he’ll love normal and make him feel special and seen while my second post-birdiegate instinct is that he’s just not going to care anymore and therefore do fuck-all for normal. he has the energy of a man who eventually just stops trying because he can’t ever make everything better. will campos, if you deliver on that, I’ll figure out how to sneak the oak family into an academic paper.

finally (for now), I’m predicting that the familial reunions will reflect the how the anchors broke. glenn, ron, and darryl will be love while henry will be hate. I think there’s a lot of possibility there that I can break down when it’s not almost 3am. thanks for reading! lmk what you think, I really want to discuss this with folks and get your takes!!

#yes! the formatting is whack! I’ll clean it in the morning! #dndads #oh dndads you make me so silly #I sit down and go hmm I like the new arc set up and suddenly it’s two hours later and I’ve written 1500 words about it #sponsored by adhd and brain rot #dungeons and daddies #big ol ramblings on #henry oak #lark oak #sparrow oak #darryl wilson #grant wilson #if any of the daddies see this #know that my promise at the end to will is true and I’ll go through with it and @ y’all #dndads season 2 #gonna trademark birdiegate #cheers

[watchingyoufromthestars]

Finally cleaned this up so here’s my DnDads ultimate ship opinions list. I was waiting until after s2 ended to clean this up in case I had any final opinion changes with the last few episodes. Please don’t bash me for any of these. The DnDads fandom is generally very nice but shipping discourse is something that can get heated no matter the fandom.

Dads

Henry Darryl: very neutral. I understand the ship I just never fully got on the boat

Henry Glenn: absolutely fucking feral about them do not get me started on Glennry

Darryl Glenn: feral in a different way that I don’t know how to describe other than toxic yaoi in the way that they’re damaged but refuse to talk about it so they kiss about it instead

Loveeeeeeee polydads but only as Henry/Glenn/Darryl. Not really a Ron shipper I love him and Samantha too much. Ron and Glenn’s friendship is very important to me though

In terms of Jodie, I don’t really ship him with any of the main dads, ESPECIALLY not Glenn. Even if Jimmy didn’t play Jodie I’d still never ship them. Wish Scamster was real and not completely a scam because they’re literally a crackship become real except it was never a crackship before canon. It’s surprising to me that they weren’t really shipped beforehand

Henry Mercedes: THE T4T OF ALL TIME BABEYYYYY. Absolutely iconic couple, fate was in their favor with how they met they were destined for each other

Darryl Carol: After hearing how Darryl talked about his family in Heaven, I was actually really happy they ended up not getting divorced. They clearly had a rough patch as seen in s1, but they genuinely love each other and I love how devoted to her Darryl is. The little finger puppet he made of her in the time out zone… :,)

Glenn Morgan: GLORGAN!!!!!!!!! Oh my god these two tear me apart. I am feral for Glorgan angst there’s too much to work with. More people need to start calling them Glorgan instead of Morglenn please please please please pretty please indulge me in my silly ship name

Ron Samantha: sobbing. They’re so sweet. The distinction that Samantha is also a little silly is very important to me. They love each other so fucking much

Kiddads

Nicky Sparrow: didn’t realize how much I love them for a good while but when I did oh god I love them so so much. T4T it’s so real to me that they’re both trans

Nicky Lark: used to like it but yall mischaracterize Nicky so much in fics. If yall want toxic yaoi just ship Grant and Lark I’m so serious

Nicky Terry: sobs. They were best friends. I don’t personally ship them but the fact that Terry said he was his best friend… that line rattles around in my brain so often

Nicky Grant: recently learned this might get shipped and has THE coolest ship name. Crossfire I love you but for the ship name alone

Sparrow Terry: I think I’ve seen this shipped a few times but only in the context of Terry/Nicky/Sparrow. Not my personal cup of tea though

Sparrow Grant: I don’t see this shipped too often but they have the worst ship name ever /aff. Wtf is a spant lol. Also I’m too much team transfem Sparrow to feel comfortable shipping this

Lark Terry: do not know the appeal of Gun Control but their ship name is fun

Lark Grant: toxic yaoi central. They both need intense therapy but them both being so fucked up is what makes them interesting not that that’s healthy though

Terry Grant: I see them more in a qpr place than anything romantic. I have one fic of them that’s bookmarked on Safari because I think about a part from it from time to time

Don’t have any poly ships for them

In terms of s2 spouses I so desperately wished we could’ve seen more of them. We barely get to see them

Nicky Cassandra: Telling Taylor his dad was a good man and that she misses him every day makes me think they parted on good terms. But then Nicky disappeared because of FBI shit. In another life maybe they could’ve worked.

Sparrow Rebecca: more ugly sobbing. I’m unsure on my sparroace thoughts if they’d end up getting divorced post-finale but I know they’re not fully separating or breaking up. They really are in love but it’s unconventional and messy.

Terry Veronica: I think the reveal that Terry is infertile is a nice touch to their relationship. It sounds weird to say and I feel like I might word this all weirdly. Him being unable to have bio kids but finding love in someone who wants to raise a kid with him anyways. Veronica finding new love again after a supposedly abusive relationship. Both of those combined is something I really love.

Grant Marco: Canon gays ftw. The Titanic episode was so generous in letting us get to see their dynamic. Obviously Grant still has a long way to go in finding self love but I’m so happy he found someone who can support him and loves him back like this.

Teens

Normal Scary: ugly sobbing over them I love them so much. Cradling my madomagi and tma aus with them as madohomu and jmart

Normal Taylor: yearning for the early s2 days like when they went to Sonic and made some devious plan off screen I wish they had more silly interactions together. Was truly fed with the kareoke intro and them bonding over costume making for a minute. Tayloak could be so interesting if there was more material to work with

Normal Link: Childhood BFFs to Lovers; I wish they could’ve hung out more as kids but all that happened

Normal Hermie: I get the hype but I have personal reasons for feeling neutral on them that I wish I could get over. Good soup though /ref

Scary Taylor: see them too much as a sibling dynamic to ever ship them

Scary Link: respect to all y’all shippers but I do not gothcleats and will leave it at that forever. I can only accept the finale with my transfem Link hc

Scary Hermie: I love Scene Partners. These stupid kids and reflecting each other /aff

Taylor Link: one that I can’t believe I didn’t ship sooner they’re so silly

Link Hermie: I think this one is very funny (/pos) but not my personal vibe

Love love LOVEEEEEEEE Marloakworthy AUGH. A giant triangle of everyone paralleling each other

Polywagon I love you; cannot believe you’re real and genuinely canon. This is just Homestuck again when Hussie said all ships are canon (DnDads never beating the Homestuck allegations from me)

Scary Erica: wish there were more interactions I love Erica so much but alas she’s a guest NPC. “You awaken a lightness in me” sapphic ass Scary I know what you are

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s1 #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #there’s no way I can tag everyone and every ship just pretend that I did #I could barely tag everyone when I did the stained glass art

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

i think its so silly that we both enjoy both dndads and game grumps. venn diagram of the two and in the middle its just "kissing dads"

(have u watched that one power wash simulator episode bc i still think about it so often)

LMAOO WAIT I NEVER PUT THAT TOGETHER BUT YOURE SO RIGHT😭😭😭

oh god this is just making me think of that one power hour bit where arins like “this reminds me of a dream i had where i was kissing y—A GIRL. A VERY PRETTY GIRL.” and it literally applies for any of the dads haagsgeg

(also. which episode? i think i fell off partway through their powerwash sim series but i might know what bit you mean??)

#the middle of the venn diagram is ‘kissing dads’ and ‘do not know how to play the game correctly’ #also fellow grumps fan heyyyyyy <3 #ask #h010gender

[finnfhone]

S2 EP36 LIVEBLOG - DNDADS SPOILERS

It is sooooo long like. So long

-THIS FUJKIN INTRO

-god they're all so dumb

-terry Jr has a gun . Watch out

-glenn close 🤝 taylor Swift

-Heart of gold and a pirate smile (chip coded... oops wrong podcast)

-😧

-Lincoln wears contacts??? Huh wha???

-oh God oh ew OH GOD OH EW

-so many last names why I love it

-Preteen drinking NORMAL 👀

-NOT THE BUCH

-rip normal the first time he saw the doodler was the cambucha

-terry marlowe--- oh yeah terry marlowe

-HI DAD

-take my money Anthony

-🙀

-its startinggg

-go on without me" LINCOOOLN

-roll off battle music rn

-NAT20 waaargh

-'a cool part of the narrative bullet' how silly.

-lot of B Words. They already went to hell it's fine

-jfc I missed them

-dude holy fucking shit dungeons and dragons beyond

-I ACCIDENTALLY WENT BACK TO THE BEGINNING

-🙂 im normal

-OH SHIT WHAT what what what

-"my boys... and Terry"

-is terry jr going to die cuz if so I will cry so much I'll dry up like a raisin

-3 nat 20s, 17min in

-dude why is Terry doing this :0

-Hermie is going to... sulk--- SKDHDBEN

-"stop using guns to solve things" lookin at you us government

-one. Single yellow flower. SOMEONE DRAW THIS OR I WILL

-oH great hEAvens

-😱🙀

-HE is making me.. who tf is he

-haha I don't get these references

-dude this podcast is so real . Appreciate

-oh Terry doesn't have a stepdad.. but scary does

-terry jr discovered polyamory

-BETH NO

-ad break... grab a snack...

-WILLY /NEG

-Normal is Not Strong

-Terry opens the pickle jars <3

-dispell

-Terry and Scary both love astronomy cuz I said so

-oh no terry sad face ☹️

-OH GOSH. HERMIE WAS PROJECTING ONTO NORMAL. HERMIE NEEDS

-oakworthy real

-oh lord the black parade be coming

-i forgot they were wearing red bull suits

-mmm pizza cutters? Why is this a theme

-whoever divorced first is a loser! Ready, fight!

-theyre literally in sync im screaming

-oh shit they want Scary but she's not home rn

-Taylor is a genius (lying?)

-IM SCREAMING IM DYING IM CHOKING ON TEARS

-Hermie SHAPESHIFT Hermie SHAPESHIFT

-hes depressed so it'll work (I'm crying)

-"but they'll climb up again!" I love you Linc <3

-Terry is not good at this... run bitch ruuun

-is Hermie gonna be a scamster again?

-oh shit they failed

-kersploosh !!

-"hey boys" the silly silly little guy

-its not up to Anthony! (lying?)

-Taylor is a loser I love him so much

-just had a ship idea that would never work. Swiftligoth

-LINK WHAT KID DOES THIS. EXCUSE ME

-ooo poem

-⚠️scary sadness alert (may cry)⚠️

-AH.

-oh nosies tERry Jr ;;(

-hip hip! Aw. Hip hip! Aw.

-oh gosh what is Terry doing

-dont do this to us man dont you fucking dare

-DONT DO THIS TO US MAN DONT YOU

-OH. NO. NO. NO. NO.

-NOOOO WHAT NOOO NOO NO GRANT????!!!!?! OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK OH JO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT

#dndads #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #long post

[dougtheintern]

taylor dndads for the character ask!!

TAYLOR.

first impression: oh my god this guy is literally {ex-friend}

impression now: MY EEPY MEEPY LITTLE FELLOW. little guy. little silly. hes so me. so so me

favorite moment: the time when anthony literally put a girl in front of him that would be PERFECT as a crush and he DIDNT KNOW AND JUST INSULTED HER AND SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HER FACE

idea for a story: kicks my legs. scary and taylor bonding over absence of father figure in life and even coming to a better understanding of each other and why the other is the way they are. bats eyes

unpopular opinion: ILL SAY IT HES PROBABLY THE MOST TOLERABLE OF ALL OF THE TEENS. IN REAL LIFE ID TALK TO HIM MORE THAN SCARY NORMAL OR LINC.

favorite relationship: swiftli my beloveds

favorite headcanon: ok so this ones mine but i absolutely believe that after meeting his dad he remembers everything from when he was a baby (he was one of those weirdo kids who did but then his dad left and it got jumbled up. meeting nicky again helped him regain those) and he makes fun of his dad all the time with them. “remember when you thought formula was supposed to be given dry and you just gave me powder as a baby” “SHUT UP”

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads s2 #taylor swift not that one #taylor swift dndads #taylor swift (not that one)

[justablah56]

🧡 💙 💜 I'm interested what you have for these

You can do these for any fandom you like :]

🧡 - a favorite friendship

VHAS AND KYANA RWD !!!!! I know you have zero idea who they are but they are blorbos from my other silly dnd podcast and they are so cool , truly the most autistic friendship where they just beat each other up and then are immediately like damn good game do you want to try it with swords now ? and then they have an emotional conversation about that one guy who fucked them up and isn't it fucked that were both so devoted to getting that thang killed ? yeah ... I love them

💙 - a ship you like , but disliked at first

gothweeb dndads ! at first I was like hmm . no . and then my friend was like ok but actually hear me out and I was like oh my shit you're right

💜 - a crack ship

I think I've said this one before in a previous ask but SASHA AND HELEN TMA SBDNNSNSN they make no sense and they're literally just . there . in my brain .

#ask games #apologies asriel that you barely know most of these characters if at all minus helen and sasha #but you must understand i love them so much

[babacontainsmultitudes]

ron and terry jr for the dndads ask game!

Thank you! Ah, the Stampler boys, let's see~

Ron- do you have any secret talents?

A difficult one for me to answer actually because "talent" and "secret" both feel a bit elusive to me hahaha. I'd be reluctant to refer to most of the things I'm good at as "talents" tbh! :) I'm someone who bounces between a lot of different hobbies and interests, so there are certainly a number of things I'm versed in that people don't expect, but talents...

I'll give you some silly and mostly useless ones hehe. For one, I'd like to think that I'm pretty good at untangling things? Silly and useless I told you I told you- but not everyone can say that they've successfully untangled a slinky before hahaha. :o If I think about it, I'm also pretty good at making out people's words when they're mumbling or have thick accents or the like? 😅 A strange amount of times I've found myself basically mediating/translating conversations between people with vastly different dialects who otherwise would be struggling to understand each other- so maybe that's something?

Oh, eheheheh, and I'll kick ANYONE'S ASS at Mario Kart Wii. I've warned many friends of this, they always think they stand a chance- BUT THEY'RE NEVER CORRECT. No, I will leave you IN THE DUST. Aha, I play with the wii remote too (motion controls I mean)- so when people see that they tend to assume that that means I'm full of it. But when I'm several shots in, playing with one hand, and still miles ahead? 😌 It's a very dumb and useless flex, but it brings me joy.

Speaking of!

Terry jr- what is guaranteed to make you happy?

Perhaps I've the soul of a dog deep down, because I really just like being taken for walks and car rides LOL. A late night car ride with the music blasting??? I live for that shit I really do. Late night walks with friends (particularly those who make for good conversation- but that tends to be something that draws me to people anyways) are really just what life is all about I think! I can have and would walk around the same few blocks for hours with someone if given the chance! It doesn't have to be late-night, but those ones are when you learn the most about someone, I've found :) ...It's also when the world is empty (depending on your location), and you can go places you might not normally, and that's very good too.

Thank you so much for the ask!

#hehehe #I struggle to have genuine pride in most of my abilities but the Mario Kart thing is so dumb that I have no shame talking myself up #ask game

[cerealmonster15]

Hi! :D For the character bingo, maybe Hermie, Taylor, or Link?

WOOHOO!!! i did taylor here!

Hermie:

god he is SUCH a little freak and i love that about him kfjsdlfs, i really hope that now that SITUATIONS HAVE OCCURRED we will get More Hermie Screentime bc hes such a goofy little oddball. i think it's sooo silly how anthony, at least how i perceived it, had him first show up as this freaky little incel, but then after like one(1) episode he was like "no way, im not roleplaying that permanently, he was just method acting the joker actually" and then the very concept of him being this weird little theater kid that's constantly costume changing [shapeshifting????] on a dime into batman villains to fit the situation is sooo funnyyyy fsdklfj. and god i desperately hope we get to see him interact with scam soon!!!!!!!!!

oh also i wasnt sure about the aesthetics since he - as far as i know - doesnt really have a canon design besides Sometimes Looking Like Batman Villains fkjds BUT a lot of the fan designs make him look soooo fun and interesting, and i also enjoy the ones where he just looks like a dorky little dweeb LOL. part of what got me to push thru dndads so fast was bc when i started s1 and id look in the tag, obvi i saw a lot of s2 stuff bc thats whats ongoing, and i wanted to know what the FUCK the deal was with hermie and his relation to like. scam. jodie. taylor [was very confused bc i hadnt gotten to the jodie stuff in s1 yet LOL] + his bond with normal.... it's been a wild ride LOL

link:

god he's like such an unsuspecting character in my eyes like sometimes i forget how fucking funny he is fkjdlsjfdlsj like some of his lines are the ones that have me in TEARS laughing and 9 times out of ten those lines are the ones that catch me COMPLETELY off guard. and they dont even have to be grand or showy funny zingers which i think is what i like about his stuff sometimes like flsdjfkds in the recent episode, opening the door to like the swat team and just going "uh -gentlemen 😐?" hes just. so silly. also love that hes just a straight up hater jfksdjfds hes such a cranky little caffeine deprived teen, it's double funny that hes a HERMIE HATER like jkfdsjfls BRO you and normal saved him from the cheese vat TOGETHER and then you wanted to leave him at papa johns to die!!! you cant just let all that work go to WASTE!!!!

[x]

#abeinginsand #asks #THANK YOUUUU

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

hello i don’t know why or how i followed you (i don’t know dndads) but i keep following you because sometimes your excited rambling with your anons comes across my dash and the energy of that makes me very happy <3 keep doing what you’re doing

also my congratulations or condolences on…whatever your silly guys are doing right now !

WHEHEGE HELLO??? oh my god that’s so sweet anon tysm!! im so happy to hear this u have no idea 🥺🥺

also thank you my silly guys are having A Time hehe

[send me anon opinions!! :3]

#this is the sweetest thing ive ever heard oh my god #we shall have a spring wedding #ask #anon

[finnfhone]

EP 38 DNDADS part one? I guess?

-Wait are heelies those shoes with wheels on the heels that's so fun

-high heels are a paain- AH YES DO THAT

-Scary... aurgh augh gruh aauhh... pain... PAIN

-TOURING TOURING TOURING OH RIGHT YIPPEE

-Link is breaking these anchors in the most confusing way he possibly can

-OH WAIT SCARY- NAT 20 WTF HAHAHA

-oh right willy exists

-Taylor<3

-why did Normal cough?? Not man Norm?? Canon? I am trying so hard to make nb norm real it will happen

-oh shit yeah what's up with the dodler

-Sparrow wrote that?? Wowie!

-haha wheres hermie

-SPARROW </3

-exCUSE me taylor woah

-NOOOO CASSANDRA

-just like batman??? Hellooo Hermie???

-everyonr get to. Bully their own dads

-😦😥 scary marlowe .

-wait Willy's the same age? Shit he's still hot

-LMAO they're married

-HERMIE <3 NICKY <3

-oh shit jesus and satan this is gonna be fun

-aaand Hermie

-tfw your brain gets staticy cause of the eldritch horror in t eh sky

-OH walkie talkies are so fun

-aw! aw.

-yeah um. Is Scary gonna be okay

-The element of surprise can beat anyon higher level than you. -Sun Tsu

-ooh come hither towards my fancy sword~!!

-the mayor is so.

-MARGARET MCSNARKLES NAMEDROP!!! woah

-are they(kiddads) only combat trained in half-life and Fortnite and Minecraft cause that is perfect

-GODDAMN GRANT WILSON MAKING ME CRYYY

-Grant bullets 🙂

-awww missed the catbus

-Swiftli <3 (Normal would not agree)

-unhinged Taylor Swift

-SOMEONE DRAW THAT STAINED GLASS WINDOW OR I WILL.

-please🥺buddy🥺just for us🥺

-the catbus is hermie . idk what to tell you

-shit bitchass motherfucker it's Willy

-(whenever I type willy it tries to autocorrect to silly)

-interview time

-i hate this man . I love this man but only from a villainous standpoint . I hate this man .

-Willy stop right the fuck now stop HES ON HIS PHONE. POSER BOYLOSER

-ruh roh my phone's gonna die . Will finish this laterrr

#dndads s2 #dndads #dndads spoilers #scam likely #scary marlowe #normal oak #willy stampler #hermie the unworthy #hermie unworthy #taylor swift #lincoln li wilson #kiddads #I don't wanna tag all them