#ooooh i bet they will

[ganondoodle]

zelda live action thing is gonne be the worst thing on twitter bc my timeline is gonna be spammed with people saying who they want to be cast as the characters and of course its all *bland white american actor chosen solely bc of their looks alone*

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #at least tumblr has its tags system #muting anything on twitter is so useless #its already starting #all the conventionall pretty white american actors are gonna be put there #i hate it #can they PLAY a character like that?? #who cares! sexy bland white actress in zelda wig #the fandoms gonna become even worse #im not ready to encoutner a wave of incels frothing at their mouth over how fuckable an adult actor looks playing a teen #....they are gonna force a romance between link and zelda too arent they #oh i bet #ooooh i bet they will #oooooooooooh i hate it

[socksandbuttons]

looking and staring at the fact bloodmoons jealous of lunar being brought back but not him but also disregarding the entirety LUNAR was the one to promise him a body.

#Monty may have made it but they were hesitant of it #like legit Lunar was like 'YEAH MONTY WILL GET U THESE!' monty being roped into this unwillingly 'yeah... yeah okay buddy' #monty favors lunar a lot thats his best friend and WOULD spoil him so like #interesting this current bloodmoons more mad at lunar for being so favored and brought back #literally mad at him cause lunar was a replacement. despite never feeling that before until AFTER resurection #(for both mind you) #i bet ruin sure reminded them of how much he was discarded by Eclipse and everyone else but NOT ruin :)) #(lunar i feel wouldnt have if not for the everyone LITERALLY NEVER BRINGING IT UP AGAIN GDI) #but ooooh we gonna get some brotherly bonding over death and eclipse and replacements #ah yessss i can feel it #if the show will ever give me this #knowing them theyll want to keep them seperated esp after bloodmoon attacked lunar #now its a monty thing #and it wouldnt be a bad thing but also Monty legit didnt like the guyv bnjsk #lunar at least has some idea WHO bloodmoon really is what eclipse did and #AUGHHHH #THEYLL NEVER GIVE ME THIS ITS NOT THE CURRENT TOPIC ON THE SHOW I KNOW #a girl can hope cause of the new lore drop and implications #sun and moon show #sun and moon show spoilers #I GUES #man much rambling in the tags its so easy to ramble here

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 magician manga #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #you know despite all the evidence i dont think yosuke actually realises that he's actually quite attractive and good looking #kou talks about girls coming over to check him out and sure maybe it's just the novelty of him being a new student #but his hometown friend katsuragi FOR SURE has a crush on him look at this classic shoujo scene where katsuragi sees a text from yosuke and #smiles in a way that has him being teased like ooooh is that from a girl #getting a text from yosuke makes katsuragi smile in a way like one would when they havr a crush OK I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS FURTHER #ITS TOO OBVIOUS AND I LOVE IT BUT #this is a yosuke centric blog and all these to say.... i wonder if yosuke is actually just seriously oblivious #to when people are interested in him #i think it stems from a place of low self esteem like “oh who could possibly like me” even when hes actually quite a solid catch #yosuke probably receives letters of confession in his shoebox and thinks they were placed in the wrong box so he politely returns them #when they actually have his name on it he just laughs and says wow theres another yosuke/hanamura in this school? #or assumes its a prank by someone else #i swear this boy had the most OUT THERE mental gymnastics going on #yosuke talks endlessly about how he wants a girlfriend but i bet you if a girl asks him out his response will be “go where?” #“oh maybe later? i have a shift today but if it's a junes related issue you can find me at the grocery dept! seeya!” #theres the whole “disappointment the moment he opens his mouth” thing but come on #theres going to be at least some confessions from people who have only seen him from afar #not to mention that yosuke canonically likes fashion and always dresses well #honestly maybe yosuke's rizz lvl is so high that it just circles down into the negatives #only joking i think he does get interest but he doesnt realise #and because everytime he does attempt to flirt hes immediately rejected he thinks hes never had any interest #which i think is just not true #and i havent even started talking about yu lmao #anyway the magician manga was devastating for my mental health and i beseech all of you to resd it as well and then cry about it with me #he's good with his queue

[the-hittite]

#fallout 4 #Brotherhood of Steel #Ooooh I bet she doesn't know what Ad Victoriam means #Fuck you I was assigned lawyer at prologue #I should be able to put this petulant asshat of a military wannabe in his place #What's the fucking point of giving me a defined backstory if it doesn't affect the way I interact with people and the world?

[horrorlesbians]

once i get my shaky ass camera footage on my laptop then you'll see

#🦌 #and i bet none will be usage #says aspiring filmmaker #ooooh im gonna record so much bullshit this summer. make a little edit....oooh

[tillsedwin]

Médiocre world building idea:

A city named eternum not because it is ever lasting (though the city is old) or filled with vitality,

But because those surrounding the city are fuming that the city has lasted this long as the dumpster fire that it is, and they’ve just started calling it the eternal city

Either

* as a little bit of a mocking insult to sorta ridicule how it’s depravity should soon serve to ruin it

*or because they genuinely did not think it would last this long

Bonus points if the language for which it was originally named in, has developed so throughly due to the length of the period and thereby become unrecognisable, because of the cursed longevity of the city.

#may or may not be inspired by ankh-morporkh #*slips into wordbuilding* #ooooh nice old city #I bet it’s not a dumpster fire

[happybird16]

Levi waking up early to make you breakfast :(( Just him puttering adorably around the kitchen with a cute little apron double tied around his tiny waist, intent on making the beginning of your day perfect :(((

Reblog with what he’d make you

#sunny side eggs #bacon #and toast for me #with some fruity jelly on it #ooooh and some fresh matcha tea!!! #I bet they’d either be perfect #or just a little burnt #:(((( #he’d be so cute #want want want #levi/reader #Levi Ackerman

[bledf1rst]

i wanna make a spidersona so bad but i feel like to get any insp i'd have to look up spiders and their names and the very idea of having that in my history or attempting to put any of it in my search bar makes me wanna keel over and f-cking die

#OOOOH NELLY #spider-man fan with a spider phobia? bet #if i accidentally see one (1) irl spider i will fold immediately and turn to ash tbh #INSTANTLY petified #( out of. ) * mun / coma. #spiders tw #buuh?????? #tags my own tw LMAOOO

[fightaers]

" you wanna come to the festival happenin' this weekend?" naruto tosses out the invitation all of sudden. it just came to the forefront of his mind and he doesn't wanna forget. he bends down to pick up another kunai from their training session.

"i heard others from our class are gunna be there, figured it be cool to show up as group," he adds sending sakura a quick smile. he brings back all the weapons he collected and puts them in a pile. "if ya gotta work, call out." his blue eyes glitter with his tease. "it'll be fun! play some games and stuff ourselves full of good food." is he trying to entice her? totally.

the festival, right.

she'd nearly forgotten that it's this weekend had naruto not say anything. then again, sooner or later perhaps she could've expected ino to show up and remind her of it. it's a chance to let loose, the yamanaka heiress will predictably say, before sakura teases her on whether or not she's simply badgering sakura at all is because the blonde would be trying to distract herself from the fact that sai hasn't asked her out to the festival when he'd been dropping 'hints' – in whatever ways sai could drop any social hint – all month that he would.

speaking of ... maybe sakura could've had a hand in that. maybe. sai certainly seems fairly oblivious on things that comes quite naturally to others, but she still doesn't think he'd do anything to willingly lead ino on, and they'd be having a big problem the two of them if he were. but anyways— the one who came to her about the festival is definitely not ino. it's naruto. and while she doesn't think there ought to be anything particularly odd, or rather special, in his request, sakura still feels something in her lightens at the thought that he'd care to invite her at all.

she brushes threads of pink hair behind an ear, amused by the prospect of the festival he's offering to her. games and food, of course. not that sakura has any objection. it's perhaps the few things she truly has in common with the boys in team seven : she's competitive and food is heaven-sent, even if sakura can be quite forgetful of it during her shifts at the hospital. deciding to tease him, she cocks her hips, and raises an eyebrow; her tone half-mischievous, but mostly ( in an effort to sell the act ) suspicious.

❛ are you asking me out on a date, naruto-kun ? ❜ but the act cracks a little towards the end when sakura could barely hold her laughter, though she tries holding in the expression nevertheless, waiting for his reaction before a large smile overtakes her face, and she waves him off, grabbing the two water bottle for both of them respectively. ❛ i'm kidding ! i did have a few appointment set up that day but ... i think i can spare a few hours, sure. are you gonna come with a yukata then ? ❜

jana sending in soft things ♡

#fighterbound #fighterbound: naruto. #shes just delighted that he remembers to invite her!!!! #ooooh i bet theyre winning all the games #ready to get some stuffed toy won for u naruto ? #sakura. #sakura; answered.

[numbaoneflaya]

Four martinis deep rn forgetting rules of english language focused on how much money i should spend on rebuying toys from my childhood

#wy do they say martinis are classy... its literally just straight vodka with olive juice. thats it. #ooooh so drinking st8 vodka is TRASHY and SAD when iiiiii do it. but put it in a fancy glass with a single olive and its like wow #i bet that guy wears three piece suits. #its stupid. #anyeay imma trow up

[foxsoulcourt]

#i can hardly wait to see this! #women talking #another way forward #sarah polley #ona #rooney mara #salome #claire foy #mariche #jessie buckley #agata #judith ivey #scarface janz #frances mcdormand #august epp #ben whishaw #wait: why does the guy get a surname?!! #ooooh i bet that's part of the story

[mylittleredgirl]

i need like a random ancient culture / ancient object generator for when i need a background reason for sg-1 to be on a planet but it literally could not matter less what that reason is. ill-equipped for this fandom due to never going through the egyptology phase as a kid :(

#i missed a critical period!!!! #i went through an oceanography phase instead though i think i would also be ill-equipped for seaquest dsv fandom #due to not remembering anything about oceanography phase except ooooh cooool i bet there are ghosts down there #sgwun

[starberry-skies]

on one hand i'm completely okay with being completely average at my favorite game and i won't push myself to improve if it'll lessen my enjoyment of it. on the other hand i'm so jealous of competitive players and would kill to play in a tournament

#chirping #splat posting #late night posting #i wanna be in a competitive team so bad but i literally only play turf war #ooooh but slammin tho? the sammies?? i bet i could play competitively there #i get too tilted whenever i play against other players for too long but i would do amazing w salmon run

[sleep-deprived-lesbian]

i had a dream shane and ryan were making an arg and now i am so sad it isnt real

#i mean if they can do a tumblr original series with coppy then all bets are off the table i guess #shane and ryan if you see this ooooh you wanna make an arg oooooh you wanna make an arg so bad

[vvideonasties]

not to tell people where to direct their creative energy etc etc but i think it's much more fulfilling to simply pay attention to the fleshed out women in a piece of media rather than making up whole backstories for the men who appear once in a piece of dialogue like "he tripped over and ate shit in this town ten years ago then left and his first name is blinkytinks"

#lil.txt #god im just. im begging. women are so good let them into your life #ill bet 95% of the male charas you like share characteristics with the female charas you completely ignore #again. not telling anyone what to do. its your space your online experience whatever #but ooooh buddy its too common to be a coincidence or a one off thing #even i can admit to being this way years ago actually. internalised misogyny yadda yadda #for every ten women in a story fandom will pay attention to the one man #there could be an all female cast with a man who says one line and people will be like #the pain the anguish he was dropped on his head as a child his favourite colour is purple heres a 10k essay on him

[confusedsiewmai]

God, can you imagine seeing a complete stranger minding their own business and the first thing you do is talk behind their back about some made-up accusation???

Anyway, i just want to get out of this house. It's the first time in a long time that I got noticeably angry, and all I got back was "i can have my opinion and you can have yours. What I say here won't affect that atranger anyway."

The fact that you're making racist assumptions about someone when they were literally JUST buying food. It's bad enough you're talking behind someone's back, but making up stories just so you can talk bad about someone????? Its fucking unreal. The fact that somehow I'M in the wrong for calling out this behaviour in this house.

#fuck i just want to move out so bad #i cant stand being around people like this #literally how fucking rancid are u #dont read on if u dun wanna hear the specifics of the racist comment but #basically said that the muslim person buying snacks is definitely secretly snacking during the day #the list of reasons given were absolute bullshit i dont even want to entertain it #but the fact that seeing a muslim person shopping for snacks during ramadan somehow warrants a 'ooooh i'll bet shes doing skmething bad' #literally insane to me #the fact that this isnt the first fucking time ive heard random accusation that muslim people dont even properly follow their religion #literally piss off. u claim to be christian but u dont go to church and i doubt u fucking pray u piece of shit #who the fuck r u to fucking police other peoples religion #and i hate that i had to give up being angry because being angry only hurts me and makes them feeling vindicated and powerful #whats the fucking point of saying anything if it makes things worse #its why my mental health was in the fucking straits when i was much younger #cos i kept getting angry. then getting nothing out of being angry. and just getting angrier.