#and toast for me

[happybird16]

Levi waking up early to make you breakfast :(( Just him puttering adorably around the kitchen with a cute little apron double tied around his tiny waist, intent on making the beginning of your day perfect :(((

Reblog with what he’d make you

#sunny side eggs #bacon #and toast for me #with some fruity jelly on it #ooooh and some fresh matcha tea!!! #I bet they’d either be perfect #or just a little burnt #:(((( #he’d be so cute #want want want #levi/reader #Levi Ackerman

[lunaticalis]

Having an argument in the server. I need to prove I am not insane for putting sliced sandwich bread/white bread/loaf whatever do u call this 🍞 in the freezer.

#luntxt #tumblr polls #THE ONLY RIGHT WAY IS FREEZER FOR ME BECAUSE #IT WONT MOLD BRO... LAST LONGER. U CAN JUST TOAST IT RIGHT OUT

[toasteaa]

"Wow, you talk about that character a lot" I want to fuck him.

#toast talks #that's it. that's the post. #we're also married but that's a given. #posts I should stop making when I'm on a double dose of melatonin and delirious: exhibit A #All my faves love me for my lowered inhibitions and love confessions when I'm exhausted. I won't remember said confession in the morn 🤙🏾

[canisalbus]

I swapped them around in a silly doodle

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#Vasco! what have they done to you?! #he finally caught the skrunklies #it's contagious #or maybe there's something horribly wrong with the ambient pressure and he's not agreeing with it at all #it's jarring that (at least to me) both Machetes read as Machete they're the opposite ends of the Machete spectrum #his form oscillates between an exposed nerve and a unicorn I get it #but swapped Vasco is #a whole new mystery critter #actually he's kind of cute #I would take him home #give him a bath in the sink and feed him some grilled chicken maybe that'll make him feel more like himself #real Vasco is toasted to perfection this one looks burnt at the edges and raw in the middle #I love his little off-model sheep ear #couldn't even keep his glorious floppers poor boy #gift art #foilthepiglin #own characters #Machete #Vasco

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

#recipes #food #leftover roasted garlic will last over a month in the fridge so make a big batch #i warm it up in the mornings slap it on toast and that's breakfast #delicious and the garlic breath gives me Poison Point ability

[twizzlerr]

what if we kissed our mouths together...... at the 2fort Intel room.......

#texas toast #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer #fanart #tf2 fanart #my art #tf2 pyro #here i come with my stupid cringey yaoi men brainrot #forgive me

[motherhenna]

Blaming everyone on my dash for making me obsessed w THG and Everlark again goddamn y'all

#I acquired a brand new callus on my pinky finger specifically from this piece jfc #had to crop it like this because I just couldnt for the life of me get peeta's arm right #and there are still some proportional issues in his face but I have to be finished w this im so tired #turns out I love drawing kids tho #peeta mellark #katniss everdeen #everlark #everlark fanart #katniss and peeta #peeta and katniss #toast babies #hunger games #hunger games fanart #thg fanart

[william-snekspeare]

between the snakes and the ferrets you just like long bois dont you

I like it when animals r shaped like this

#this ask made me draw this #art #my art #ferret #ferrets #toast #digital art #snake #fert

[poison-into-positivity]

Thinking about “he just happened upon the ship that I was bleeding out on”, and… Stede still doesn’t know the lengths Ed went to in order to meet him, does he?

“The chances of us meeting each other in the first place [were slim].” No they were not. Babygirl your man tracked the Revenge to two different locations, sent his first mate to personally find you and invite you aboard, and obliterated a Spanish naval vessel, all just so he could have one conversion with you.

Ed was down catastrophically from day one, but Stede still thinks that Ed saving his life was a happy accident.

#I like to think he revealed the truth on their wedding day #Stede toasts ‘to fate for bringing us together!’ :) #Ed’s like ‘nah love. no fate involved. just me.’ #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed x stede #ofmd #our flag means death

[french-toast-enjoyer]

my prediction for Venom 3 (based)

inspired by this post I made!!

#venom #venom the last dance #venom 3 #symbrock #its a bit rushed sorry! #remind me to remake it when im better at art lol #veddie #french toast arts #sorry its not too vegas-y lol #happy 100 notes! #happy 200 notes #:3 #300 notes ahhhhhh

[buggiebite]

Questions from a Curious Child

and there was a tickle fight…the end.

this reblog has lived in the back of my mind for a bit and it inspired me to make this, so thank you @thesweetnessofspring

#their love makes me mentally ill #summers day with toast baby girl and she loves to talk like her papa #before she started school and before her new best friend was born #mama!katniss #papa!peeta #Willow Mellark #toastbaby girl #toastbaby boy #peeta and katniss #pre epilogue #Everlark #fanart #buggiebite #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #katniss mellark

[toasteaa]

Everyone loves the Boyfriend Jacket, but what about the Husband Coat?

Diluc draping his coat across your shoulders because you forgot your own? Immediately looking the other direction to hide the heat coming to his cheeks when you settle into it?

Zhongli's thinly veiled swell of pride when he sees his coat around your shoulders? Savoring the scent of your perfume as long as he can for days after you've returned it to him?

Wriothesley's little half complaints about the chill in his office after you've taken his coat? Hiding how much he actively enjoys the sight of you utterly swamped in the fur and bulk of fabric?

Neuvillette having removed his mantle and stole in order to drape his robes across your sleeping form? His inability to completely focus back on his work after he sees how immediately you curl into it with that satisfied little hum he's come to enjoy so dearly?

Just...husband coats...

#toast talks #genshin impacted #I'm just...I'm in a mood and that mood is 'give me your coat. it's mine now' #I need a warm and heavy coat on me rn so I can take a fat nappy and ignore my job LOL #alright alright visibility tags time: #genshin x reader #genshin x you #diluc x reader #zhongli x reader #wriothesley x reader #neuvillette x reader #okay now I'm done I'm gonna go be self indulgent

[escaped-goat]

My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.

I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.

Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."

Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*

---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---

(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).

#ayo #fuck mystra #me and all my homies hate mystra #she's such a soggy sack of fish fat #i hate her more than i hate coconuts #which is a lot #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 gale #probably should have stayed in drafts but i needed to get one on that milk-toast she-heathen #love my boi #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale deserves better

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

self-love is me resisting the urge to eat the leftovers I have in the fridge as a bedtime snack, out of compassion and adoration for future-me, who deserves to wake up in the morning and eat something delicious without having to cook it first

#self-love is also current-me cooking eggs and toast as a midnight snack instead #it's delicious and i am not so hungry and rushed that i mind taking the time to cook something yummy #and as a second act of self-care i am even doing the dishes instead of leaving them to soak overnight! i'm being so kind to my future self! #... actually no I'm gonna leave the frying pan to soak. future-me can deal with that they're the one getting delicious leftovers #food mention

[lovertm]

toast, part 2 by h0mec4fe

#h0mec4fe #transparent by me #food #toast #food art #strawberries #pineapples #mona lisa #stars #fruit #chocolate #transparent pngs #pngs #bread

[toastcryptid]

It’s been a rough night

#not for me personally I’m having a great time actually #but for him though…😬😬😬 #he’s in his flop ‘I’m having a hard time adjusting to my kid being dead’ era #more sketches #toast art tag #batman #bruce wayne