Today was my mom's birthday and she's been talking about wanting to buy a new purse 👜 these last couple of months and so that's exactly what I did.
I bought her a purse, perfume, gave her one of the Better Made ™ potato chips I ordered, (it was lightly salted flavored because that's her favorite), tres leches cake, and a birthday card with a hand written letter from me included because I'm a softy. Despite everything, I freaking love her still.
I will always love you, mom.
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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dadchuck is everything to me
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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