goddd dont fake being british for attention thats just embarassing 😭😭
Hello?? Hi??? What the fuck are you talking about????
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I want to, so desperately, to ask Rudy or Alejandro about the Mexican President tweeting about elves 😭😭😭😭
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I- …do not know how to answer this. WhAT IS HAPPENING ON TWITTER???
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"Seems to me hansi won't be gnt's coach during euros next year"
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I love watching shitty reality tv because I get to watch a woman say "chicken is what poor people eat" completely sincerely and practice not losing my mind
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Did you ever watch the footage of you going evil n planning to kill donnie?
…THE WHAT OF WHO DOING WHAT.
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Fuck it, I see this all over my feed, so I'm gonna join in.
If this gets 500 notes, I'll try to go outside once a day. ✔️
if this gets 1k notes, I'll start working on my book again. ✔️
If this gets 2k notes, I'll ask a teacher to call me by my chosen name. ✔️
if this gets 3k notes, I'll get more serious about learning Russian and French. ✔️
If this gets 4k notes, I'll get more serious about singing. ✔️
If this gets 5k notes, I'll ask to get a bass.(electric instrument(NOT THE FISH))✔️
doing this on this blog cause it gets more attention and shit.
Welp, time to stratagize which teacher to tell.
You know, I probably should have swapped number 2 and number 3.
Guys, I'm not getting a fish.
I did not think we would ever get to 3000 fucking notes. thanks
NO FISH! I AM NOT GETTING A FISH! FUCK YOU!
@benzel babe, these people keep on telling me to get a fish :(
Is this just going to be what I'm know for now? F I S H??????????
GUYS! 4K AND 5K WERE JUST RANDOMS ONES I CAME UP WITH BECAUSE I DIDN'T LIKE LEAVING IT AT 3K, STOPPPPPP!!!!!
You can stop now, we reached 5k.
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i sniffed my ass and it smelt like cheeto puffs
EX FUCKING CUSE ME ??? PAR FUCKING DON ??
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Good morning bayernblr, what did i mis-
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