#pat butcher x the captain

[chekovsvwodka]

Patcap Edit? Patcap edit

#I love These bitches #The Captain has heart eyes anytime he looks at Pat #captain you aren’t subtle at all #bbc ghosts #The Captain #bcc ghosts captain #patcap #pat butcher #bcc ghosts pat #pat butcher x the captain

[isombaird]

"abba!" they are my dads actually

#bbc ghosts #patcap #pat butcher #the captain #ALSO THE TRAILER IS HERE WTF #jim howick #ben willbond #the captain x pat butcher #patrick butcher

[malereader-inserts]

Living With Ghosts

Fandom: BBC Ghost Pairing: Ghosts & Male!Reader Summary: Meet the new resident of Button House, Alison's brother: (Y/n). Word Count: 1,431

It's not the first time that the ghost saw Alison prepare the whole maniacally, but it surely was a rare sight to see Mike also faffing around the house. Alison hadn't been able to talk to them for the past two days, so they had no idea what was happening.

"Perhaps another wedding!" Kitty suggested, tightening herself and swaying at the thought of another wedding happening, "Oh, I do love weddings!"

"Nah," Julian dismisses loudly from his armchair, "They would have set it up by now, I'm hoping they're hosting some se-"

"She would never stoop to that level!" Fanny proclaimed, interrupting at the right time, Julian rolled his eyes - not even trying to argue back.

The group started to brainstorm as to why Alison was acting in this way, they were so caught up in their thinking that they completely missed out on the car that was parked outside. But, they managed to catch Alison running through the room to answer the door. The ghost all shared a look before running to catch up with her, to see who was on the other side.

"Hey!" Alison excitedly greeted, engulfing the newcomer in a hug,

"Who is this man!" Thomas gasped, his hand on his chest as he work a surprised look, "Though, I do admit he is a fine gentleman."

"You can say that again," The captain mumbled, causing him to shrink at the looks of his fellow ghost, he cleared his throat, "Alison, who is this man?"

But, she ignored them as she pulls out of the hug. She looks at you, examining you as she playfully messes up your hair.

"God, I've missed you (Y/n), come in! Mike has tea ready for us."

"Oh good," You softly say, the ghosts were taken aback by your voice. It was like a low rumble, but it was gentle, "I'm starving."

Alison ushered you along before giving the ghost a pointed look, the ghosts ignored her look and followed her along, asking questions about you and how she knows you.

"Just through there, I'll be in there in a minute," Alison says before closing the door and sharply turning to the ghosts. She lowers her voice so you couldn't hear her behind the door, "Guys, what is it?"

All at once the ghost starts their questions before Alison gives them a pointed look, they shut up, glancing at each other before one of them musters up the courage to ask her questions.

"Who is that?" Pat finally says as Alison sighs then smile, "You're awfully close to him."

"That's my brother (Y/n), he'll be living in the button house."

"Why?" Robin asked as Alison looked like she was at her wit's end, she looks over to the rest of the ghosts, who were just as annoyed that there will be another habitant.

"Look, I'll tell you later, just don't-"

Alison comes into the kitchen to see you and Mike conversing. The ghost all followed her in, watching you. They all seem to have the same plan to see if you were worth living in the same space as them - despite not seeing them.

Dinner went well, Alison had opened a bottle for your arrival and it was lovely to see her again. You missed your sister as you decided to move out of the country to start your business, you had made enough money that you could return home and continue your business out of the country. Alison begged you to stay in the Button House, as it was big enough to have two growing families. With your money, you and Alison had come up with a plan to renovate the whole place as you would do anything to make her happy.

You knew that Alison inherited the house as you were also informed about it, but as you were out of the country, you couldn't take the house. You were thrilled to hear that Alison took it up. She would update you on her life through messages, calls and emails. After a while, you started sending her money to fix up the place, but she would always return the money.

"Ali, you're my only family," You poked her, as she rolls her eyes, "I'm glad you can get to renovate it to your heart's content."

"He's rich?" Fanny proclaimed, before stomping towards Alison, "You're renovating the house?"

"Well, it's your money, but, I want your input. It's just as important as ours, seeing you're living here too!" Alison hummed, as Mike gives her a look, "What?"

"You'll have to get the ghosts' input as well," Mike reminded her as she smacks his arm, "Ow!"

"Ghosts?"

Alison sighed as if she had been defeated as she turns to look over to you, as you raised your eyebrow in amusement. She looked around the kitchen, looking at the ghost around her.

"It's an old house and would you believe me that I could see them?" Alison says as you silently look at her, "I know, I might sound insane, but there are ghosts that live here as well, and they all have their own rooms."

You looked at her silently, she was fearing your answer - if you had one. But, the ghosts looked at each other, and all wanted to crowd around you as if you could even feel their presence.

"Well," You cleared your throat, "Could you tell the caveman to stop looking at me, he's been breathing down my neck since we started eating."

Robin almost screamed at you, before Alison almost reached across the table for answers. But, you look unphased as you drank the last of your wine, you reach out to grab the bottle but your sister grabs your wrists.

"You can see them?"

"From the moment you opened the door," You answered honestly, "And I can hear them as well, I must say, The Captain - is it? He has a lovely voice to listen to."

"Oh! Why thank you," If he could he would blush at your compliment, "You would make a rather great soldier."

You chuckled to yourself to hear him reply to you, and Mike looked at his wife and brother-in-law as if they were mental.

"And I heard every little question they had, whilst you were showing me the way to the kitchen," You continue as Alison releases you, allowing you to pour yourself another glass of wine, "I managed to catch all their names - what a funny bunch of ghosts, I might add."

She sighs before her eyebrow raised inquisitively, "How are you so calm about seeing ghosts?"

"Ali, no offence, but you're a bit dense," You joked, leaning back on the kitchen chair, "Remember that near-death experience I had when we were little? And since then, I've been telling you I could see ghosts and like interact with them-"

"I thought you were joking," Alison softly lets out a breath, before a fire started in her eyes, "That means you can talk to them as well! This is great!"

"Is it?" The ghosts all spoke in unison in confusion.

"You can talk to them and we can get all their input about the renovation, plus, you'll start to like their little quirks. I would tell you all about them, but I guess you can ask them yourself."

You nodded, clearing your throat, "Yeah, well, I'm staying for...well, forever, I guess I have all the time in the world to ask them about their lives."

"He's nice," Pat concluded, the ghost was having one last meeting before retreating to bed, "I like him."

"He has lovely eyes," The captain slipped out before quickly saying, "I like his presence, I think it is smashing that we have another person to talk to."

"Well, I think I get dibs on talking to him tomorrow," Thomas announced, as the bickering started once more.

Behind the door, you stood there with a small smile on your face. You thought you were an intruder when you agreed to live with Alison and Mike, but you felt yourself relax. Knowing that you weren't an intruder if there were ghosts around.

You went off to your new room, thinking about who you wanted to talk to first - The Captain had a lovely voice but Humphrey does seem to have an interesting background, Pat reminded you of your own dad - which you have missed since his passing so you think he could happily be your first conversation of tomorrow.

You go to sleep cheerfully, knowing there were nine ghosts who were ready to get to know you.

#bbc ghosts x male reader #bbc ghosts #pat butcher x male reader #julian fawcett x male reader #bbc kitty x male reader #fanny button x male reader #thomas thorne x male reader #bbc captain x male reader #bbc robin x male reader #bbc humphrey x male reader #bbc mary x male reader #x male reader #platonic

[moonah-rose]

Robin: Everyone, listen! From now on we use Code Names. You address me as Moonah One.

Robin: Mary! Code name! Been There Done That.

Robin: Julian is Currently Doing That!

Robin: Pat! It Happen Once In Dream.

Robin: Humphrey! If Me Had To Pick A Head.

Robin: Captain! Be Lying If Me Said Had Not Thought About It.

Robin: And Thomas and Fanny is....Moonahs Two and Threes.

Thomas and Fanny: Oh thank God.

#kitty is his little sister so she's exempt #incorrect bbc ghosts #source: parks and rec #bbc ghosts #robin ghosts #chess husbands #mary x robin #pat butcher #captain ghosts #fanny button #humphrey bone

[begginmonty]

being alison's younger sister and seeing the ghosts:

(this is a fem!reader but lmk if you want gender neutral stuff too, also this is rlly long sorry i got so carried away)

(what event that led you to die for a bit and come back alive is up to you - car crash, falling over etc)

seeing ghosts is something that you’ve always dealt with ever since the accident but you've never told anyone, in a fear of being seen as unfit or crazy, y’know? so you’ve always kept it to yourself 

and that is until you move into alison and mike’s big home after some money troubles (which you’re ever so thankful for) and as soon as you get out the car you see a group of people from different ages behind alison in the doorway

you’re trying ever so hard to ignore them when seeing alison again and her welcoming you in, but it kinda slips when you look towards thomas who has made some sort of romantic comment towards you and both alison and you look to him but alison catches you and is like ?!??!?!

“y-you can see them too?” alison asks and you really don't know what to say, there’s a silence before you just nod and you’re like “yeah. yeah i-i can, yeah” and then you explain everything to her and she tells you her story

when mike finds out you can see the ghosts too, man poor guy feels so left out and is like this is so unfair :((

a week or so pasts and now everyone knows each other and you’re all friends :D

alison is now happy and more comfortable as thomas no longer directs his comments to alison but now you, which you really don't mind at all and sometimes you’re honestly quite flattered

the captain quickly becomes one your best friends and he likes to be around you a lot as you listen to him and all his war stories and never shut him out, you enjoy his company and he really loves your company (he will never admit it though) but he feels comfortable around you

you like to go on walks around the grounds with him and just listen to him speak about whatever and such, just enjoying his company. you know he’s got a lot of feelings all bundled up inside and you catch onto his secret quickly, you let him know you’re always there for him if he needs

you always join in on the ghosts meetings or the talks they have set up for everyone - kitty always makes sure you sit next to her

kitty loves you a lot - often when doing your makeup or painting your nails you ask kitty what colour goes best and sometimes you even pretend to paint her nails or do her makeup telling her how beautiful she looks

people dont include humphrey a lot but whenever you do find his head you talk to him for a while and ask if you can do anything for him. sometimes you wish you could pick him up and carry him around, and keep him company more but you can't :( but he always appreciates when you sit with him for a bit

one night you find him on the roof and so you sit with him for a bit, looking at the stars and just telling him about your day and such

there’s one night where you are just having a horrible day feeling horrible about yourself and the way you look, and you’re sat staring into yourself in your vanity mirror. you’re a bit teary and just pulling yourself apart and thomas is suddenly in the doorway, and he’s like “if i may, have i told you how beautiful you are today, my dear y/n?”

and instead of jokingly telling him to go away, you smile at him, speaking softly “thanks thomas” he smiles back at you before walking off again.

but you quickly get out of the seat and rush to the corridor, “thomas” and he stops walking, his hands behind his back and looks at you before you walk closer to him, “i’d…i’d like to hear more from your poetry i-if you don't mind” 

you two spend the next hour or so walking, just listening to thomas speak and the other ghosts just kinda look on at you two and are like aweeee:(( (my heart)

falling in love with ghosts is really a not a good idea

that time where alison and mike host a party and you are all completely drunk out of your mind, and even the ghosts are dancing with everyone, well just beware because julian will be dancing with you - mostly behind you but perhaps you don't hate that.. : )

whenever you come home from work, everyone is always excited to see you and they each wanna tell you about their day etc

alison and mike go on holiday just for a week, as an anniversary gift from you, so you’re basically left to babysit everyone for the week

its an interesting week, robin nearly burns the house down, you all lose humphrey (both his head and body) for a few days and cant find him, pat hosts a song competition,,, and well one ghosts proclaims their love for you and somehow tries to kiss you well yeah we can all guess probably who

fanny often complains about your outfits and how short some your skirts or whatever are and she just follows you around the house and is like, “THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE! NO ONE SHOULD SEE A LADIES ANKLES!”

and your simply just trying to make a cup of tea, and alison gives you a sympathetic look as fanny is following your every move

the only ghost who doesn't mind you swearing is julian. sometimes his tory-ass will annoy you and you just give him the finger and tell him to f off, and he either laughs at you or is like “what did i do?” 

the ghosts all support you in whatever hobby you have and always end up distracting you and asking you questions about it

and basically these guys are your best friends :))

if u want a part two let me know! or any request ideas for any ghosts i am down!! <3 

#bbc ghosts x reader #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts imagine #thomas thorne x reader #julian fawcett x reader #thomas thorne #julian fawcett #fanny button #lady button #the captain #pat butcher #pat butcher x reader #the captain x reader #alison cooper x reader #mike cooper x reader

[yonderghostshistories]

*The Button House Gang (minus Fanny and Mary as they're not watching the show due to what the programme's about), with Alison and Mike present of course, are currently watching Monty Python's Flying Circus together.*

Captain: Honestly, Patrick, I really don't get the appeal of this "Montgomery Python". Honestly, it's clearly too crude for my tast-

*sees Graham Chapman being casually dashing*

Captain: *starts internally drooling and has lovesick puppy eyes starting to enlarge on his face due to the shear BEAUTY of the man that is Graham Chapman*

uhhh...oh my....uhhhhhhhhhh.......

Pat:

*still with his eyes fixed on the programme and chuckling at the jokes, as he passively asks the Captain about his question*

Hohohohehe...yeah, now THAT'S a classic! Anyway, uh-what were you gonna say, Cap?

Captain: oh..um, nothing, nothing! Just err-i -um-i-iii-i- I think I'll continue watching "Montgomery Python's Flying...Circus"!

*Cap says quietly under his breath but drools off as he's still fixed on the handsome Graham Chapman on the TV screen*

.....even if...it's..too...crude and..silly..for me...

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts incorrect quotes #pat butcher #the captain #monty python #monty python's flying circus #graham chapman #jim howick #ben willbond #BBC Ghosts x Monty Python crossover #the six idiots #themthere

[quietparanoiac]

I mean, you can't be real. You're all stereotypical ghosts, aren't you? You've got the old grey lady...

Ghosts (BBC), 3x02

#Ghosts #Ghosts BBC #BBC Ghosts #Julian Fawcett #Fanny Button #Pat BBC Ghosts #Pat Butcher #Simon Farnaby #Martha Howe-Douglas #Martha Howe Douglas #Jim Howick #ghostsedit #bbcghostsedit #tvedit #tvshowedit #Julian Fawcett x Fanny Button #The Captain #Thomas Thorne #Robin BBC Ghosts #Mary BBC Ghosts #Kitty BBC Ghosts #Ben Willbond #Mathew Baynton #Laurence Rickard #Katy Wix #Lolly Adefope #Ghosts 3x02 #my gifs #friendly reminder that Fanny was the first ghost to talk to Julian

[baynton]

#pat butcher #the captain #patcap #bbcghostsedit #ghostsedit #pat x cap #ghosts spoilers #* #the height difference 🥰

[thornethepoet]

the ghosts from bbc ghosts despise elon musk (yes even julian the tory)

#bbc ghosts #ghosts #ghosts uk #thomas thorne #julian fawcett #the captain #fanny button #kitty bbc ghosts #pat butcher #humphrey bone #mary bbc ghosts #robin bbc ghosts #fuck elon musk #elon musk is trash #i am not calling twitter x fuck off #au where julian isn’t a tory anymore and ebliterates elon musk

[humnooshop]

Some BBC Ghosts themed stickers that I have available on my Redbubble :)

#bbc ghosts #robin bbc ghosts #the captain bbc ghosts #captain bbc ghosts #lieutenant havers #caphavers #pat butcher #ghosts #the captain ghosts #the captain #bbc ghosts robin #captain x havers

[zaxazoom]

Thief?!

#pat is absolutely mortified with his actions #the captain is cinnamon roll this time #bbc ghosts #pat butcher #bbc ghosts fanart #the captain bbc ghosts #patcap #pat x captain

[i-creatied-au]

Sun/Moon ship dynamic, huh?

#bbc ghosts #captain x pat #patcap #the capitan #pat butcher

[nerdyerror]

Kept seeing Captain ships as lovechildren alas they have been using awful pics of Pat and Humphrey and I felt the need to amend that, perhaps i shall do more!

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts ships #capvers #caphavers #patcap #thomas thorne x captain #caphrey #captain x humphrey #captain x julian #captain x robin #face app #captain ghosts #pat butcher #thomas thorne #julian fawcett #robin bbc ghosts #lieutenant havers #havers bbc ghosts

[helltoyourdoorstepbtch]

BBC Ghosts Memes 1

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts memes #thomas x kitty #gorgeous georgians #patcap #pat x captain #mary x robin #electrical fire #thats such a cute ship name for them #rip mary you'll always be famous #meme dump #i had these sitting around and needed to post them so here you go #bbc ghosts kitty #bbc ghosts thomas #thomas thorne #bbc ghosts pat #pat butcher #bbc ghosts captain #the captain #bbc ghosts robin #bbc ghosts mary #i think thats it #so many character tags

[disclaimer-performatico]

"Will you shut up before I do something I regret?"

Pat's mouth snapped closed and then he frowned and then he laughed.

"What are you gonna do? Hit me?"

He didn't hit him. 

Right so, I did this piece going of @ghosts-of-love​ ‘s fic on ao3, adored. which is super cool, the link is below if you want to read it and I’ll be posting a translation to Spanish in the coming days if that’s something that might peak your interest.

I’m really happy with how it’s turned out, specially since I don’t usually draw characters in such close quarters, so to speak.

#bbc ghosts #the captain bbc ghosts #pat butcher bbc ghosts #the captain #patrick butcher #fanart #fanfic #patcap #the captain x pat butcher

[yonderghostshistories]

Captain: I say, Patrick, what regiment does this "Montgomery Python" troop belong to?

Pat: For the last time, Cap, it's MONTY Python, and no, they're not an ACTUAL battle troop, they're a COMEDY TROUPE! (Pat noises)

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts incorrect quotes #pat butcher #the captain #jim howick #ben willbond #monty python #BBC Ghosts x Monty Python crossover