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wcmi-22 · 4 years

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An unordinary day in the life of A Mad Hatter.

In a daily life of any man, he takes his responsibilities and puts them into a perfectly aligned routine. But those men aren’t the Mad Hatter of Wonderland.

It was another glorious Monday morning when Reginald’s misshapen alarm clock went off. He soon turned it off promptly and when I say promptly I mean pounding the heck out of it until it finally hit the floor thereby silencing it.

Reginald soon got up,yawned and stretched as he brushed his fingers through his white curly hair. He soon heads to the bathroom where he rid himself of his green cotton pjs along with turnip underwear to take a shower.

Now most men would sing in the shower a simple little ditty but Reginald however was not one of those men. Although he did sing, a simple ditty would simply not cut it.

“What’s that playing on the radio, why do I start swayin to and fro.” He sung and as he sang, he really emphasized the chorus to the song and automatically his voice would bounce off the tile to fill the room up with his singing.

After a brief shower, Reginald puts on his long orange bath robe then shakes his hair until it becomes a fluffy mess thereby grabbing his brush and brushing it out until it becomes curly once more. Soon Reginald will look at himself in the mirror to check for any spots or flaws on himself. Once he sees that he is perfect in his own mad way, he starts to brush his teeth and put on deodorant before heading to his bedroom where he finds his archenemy sitting on his bed waiting for him.

“Ah so we meet again old friend!” Reginald says to the stuffed manatee.

Suddenly he lunges at the stuffed manatee until the both hit the ground. Reginald soon pins the plush toy to the ground and gets up.

“Alright you little creep!”he says in a serious tone “I am going to give you one last chance to take back what you said about my mom!”

Of course, the manatee did not respond back but Reginald still heard what he said.

“I’ll kill you!” He says before elbow slamming the toy to ground and wrestling with it. As they wrestled with the toy some how almost winning, suddenly Reginald spots his clock and witnesses the time.

“Oh goodness look at the time!”he states “I’m going to be late for work!”

He soon wrestles the toy down to the ground and dashes to his closet where in seconds flat he gets into his usual attire before heading out downstairs and out the door.

He soon walked down the road to his hat shop when suddenly he was nearing his stopping point once more. There he sees the lovely Alice in her what Reginald would call it “lonely two story abode.” He soon leaps over the fence on loves light wings and terries toward her bedroom window under the same tree where he nearly fell. He soon throws a pebble or two at her window before she angrily opens the window. As she looks down, there she sees the fool grinning with his white gloved hand on his hat tipping it to her.

“Good Morning, Cricket!” He said cheerfully.

“Well, it was until you started throwing rocks at my window!” She said “Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to throw rocks at windows?!”

As he thought of how to respond to her question, suddenly he saw Alice’s attire and with a wicked grin responded.

“Didn’t your mother ever teach about modesty, dearest!” He said slyly pointing to her outfit.

Alice curious looked down to find that her new silk robe showed a little too much cleavage. She gasped and wrapped herself up in embarrassment with a blanket nearby all the while blushing with both embarrassment and anger as she heard the mad man laugh.

“Oh you insidious cad!!! You you...”

As she kept on with her rant, suddenly Reginald noticed his watch and realized he had to leave.

“Wish I can hear more of your beautiful poetry, Cricket but I must get to work, later buttercup!”

He says then dashed out, jumping over her fence once more and onto the sidewalk.

Finally, he made it to his home away from home, his hat shop which had become very popular around wonderland.

As he entered through his shop, he met with one of his employees, Ari the Aracuen bird who was organizing the ribbons in alphabetical order. He beeped a hello to his boss and soon started dusting the display hats with his feathered head.

“Keep up the good work Ari!” Reginald says.

Suddenly, he is met by another one of his employees, the white rabbit who represented all the finances and worked the cash register.

“Good morning, Mr Theophilus the third!” The rabbit said hopping with his clipboard along side him as he walked throughout the store.

“Morning, Rabbit! What’s on our schedule?”

“Well you have 7 deliveries for the 7 dwarves,” Rabbit explained “A hat showing for Lady tremaine and her daughters, 5 hats to fix up and also in regards to the mice!”

“The nice what about them?” Reginald asks the nervous rabbit.

As they made it on top of the stairs to the mice’s room suddenly Reginald was surprised to find the mice had little signs and started protesting.

“I’m afraid they have formed a strike!” the rabbit said nervously.

As Reginald watched the mice, he noticed how some of them chanted “no cheddar without cheese!” While some of their signs said things like “Gouda must be a go up if you want us to sew!”

“Ok,” Reginald finally says then starts to whistle for their attention.

“Alright who is in charge of the strike!” Reginald asks.

Soon a little brown mouse with a red coat, brown shoes and a red hat step foreword from the crowd.

“Jack?” Reginald questions. “What is all this?”

“We tired of not getting cheese cheese like Reggie promises!” The mouse said in contempt causing the mice to cheer.

“Gus Gus show demands mans!”

Soon a chubby mouse with a yellow hat and shirt comes in with a small list of demands and places it at Reginald’s feet.

Reginald soon picks up the little paper and grabs his glasses from his pocket to read the list.

“Let’s see here, A wheel of Gouda, 3 pounds of mozzarella,new clothes, 1/2 pound of cheddar, maternity leave and dental plans?”Reginald read.

“You guys do realize your mice so the chances of going to a dentist are slim.” Reginald explained.

“Dental we like or we remain on strike!” Jack demanded causing once agin the crowd to cheer.

Reginald sighed and said “ok I’ll agree to the dental plan, maternity leave and the wheel of Gouda but as for the Mozzarella and cheddar I’ll go 2.5 pounds. Plus, with this little strike some will have to work over time! Not by much but still we are running a business here!”

The little mouse then huddled the band together and squeaked their little squeaks on the terms.

“Ok we like deal!” Jack said and held out his hand which Reginald graciously shook with his index finger.

“Now back to work fellas!” Jack commanded and the mouse set off to their tasks.

“See rabbit, it’s all about compromising!” Reginald said and soon closes the door and heads to his own little work area where he met his last two employees.

“Hiya Reg!” Roger rabbit said as he made on last bow on the newly constructed hat.

“Hello roger! How are you now?” Reginald says as he takes off his coat and hat and starts to tie his hair back along with put on his apron.

“Better than yesterday!” Roger says as he uses the sewing machine.

“Good good!” Then Reginald opens the window and gives a little whistle. Suddenly that adorable flying elephant, dumbo, comes flying low toward the window.

“Hey buddy!” Reginald greets him. “I need you to deliver these to the 7 dwarves on miner’s lane!” He soon grabs all 7 of the new hats and places them on back of the pachyderms saddle. Dumbo then gives a little toot to say “I’m on it.” To Reginald before flying away.

Throughout the rest of the day, Reginald fixed,made and delivered hats left and right. He dealt with clients who looked around and he even dealt with the tremaine sisters who were quite picky about everything he sold until they grotesquely settled for a hat that was good enough for their standard.

Of course, they always did do this every Monday so it was nothing new for Reginald to handle. Although he wished they wouldn’t come by every Monday and try for once to not rip the hats he makes.Poor things. Of course, on Mondays he would also be able to see Alice from his work shop window and start to day dream from his work. Luckily, and unluckily, the white rabbit would always pull him out of his day dream and back to reality to finish his work.

As the day wore on he soon grabbed lunch at the little sub shop called “Hunka Hunka burnin Sub.” Then went right back to work. Before he knew it, the day finally ended at 3:30pm with all his limbs still attached. There he got on his coat and hat, closed the shop and left to go to the March hares house for tea and dinner as he usually did.

At the March hares house, tea flew everywhere as usual and so did the soup Reginald made for them. Yet, he loved it none the less.

“I saw Alice today, ears!” He said.

“Oh good heavens what did you do this time!” Ears stared in frustration.

“Nothing...” Reginald said innocently until ears gave him his signature suspicion look.

“Ok something but I was just pointing out that her attire was revealing in her silk robe that’s all! So really I was looking out for her modesty.”

“To which you have none!” Ears said.

“That’s not true!”Reginald interjected “I don’t have sanity I’m always modest!”

“Sure!” Ears sighed sarcastically.

After tea and dinner, Reginald went back to his lonely abode on teacup avenue and turned on the television for his favorite program, duck tales while he got out a nice bowl of chocolate ice cream for dessert.

Afterwards, Reginald cleaned up his kitchen along with the living room and bathroom before preparing for bed. Once he has gotten on his green pajamas with his monogram on the front pocket, he soon brushes his teeth, says his nightly prayers for world teas and for his Alice before finally sleeping off to whatever mad dream he has which usually involved manatees, purple squirrels and radishes.

Until suddenly being woken up by the darn cricket to which he’ll look for but again fail and fall back asleep once more.

The End

#reginald theophilus the third #wcmi #when curiosity met insanity #alice liddell #hope you liked it #it’s been a crazy Monday #I hate Monday’s #Send me more prompts or fanfic ideas!!!!!#please let me know what you thought

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mermazeablaze · 4 years

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I have an idea to pitch and if anyone takes it and turns it into reality - bless you, you are awesome!

Anyway, how Carole Baskin won the land of Greater Wynnewood Zoo, someone should buy the land from her and build a hotel/BnB. Or just build one in Wynnewood, but the original site would be best for ample affect.

Of course unless you have a deal with Netflix you probably couldn't call it 'Tiger King', but maybe like 'Safari King'.

Each suite is tailored after the main people and should be as follows, might have to give the rooms generic names if their namesakes don't sign off on it:

Safari King (Joe Exotic) - Lisa Frankesque rainbow animal print and psychedelic patterns, beaded curtains, water bed, karaoke machine with Joe's music and the rest are his all time favorites. And a blown up version of the wedding blanket hanging over the bed. In the bedside drawer are his self branded condoms and underwear.

Crazy Cat Lady (Carole Baskin) - Natural animal prints, but with throw pillows shaped like hunks of meat. And reenacted photos of every awkward picture she's ever taken, including her cringe worthy wedding photos. There's also a satin fur-lined bed robe with matching slippers, so you can tell the cops how your significant others disappearance is a tragedy.

Five Knuckle Shuffle (Jeff Lowe) - A Las Vegas nightmare with a mirrored ceiling, original Ed Hardy designs you won't find anywhere else, plush velvet carpeting, and biker gang memorabilia. The bathroom is stockpiled with Axe body spray and Aqua Velva.

Karmic Dharlimma (Doc Antle) - An Alaskan king sized bed with blackout canopy curtains and silk sheets. Arabic and Moroccan style sitting pillows, candelabra, a throne reminiscent of the Iron Throne from GoT except made of wedding rings, a giant hookah, and BDSM gear, perhaps a gimp mask stylized as an elephant.

(Mario Tabraue): Is tastefully decorated in the best Columbian drug lord fashion, the only exception is a portrait of Mario dressed as a suave mobster. And maybe some decorative boxes and dressers with secret drawers.

One Job Bob (Allen Glover): Is filled with camo, bullseye's, reptile and pachyderm patterns, walls covered in giraffe print, and just purposely tacky. Maybe some dart boards.

There can also be a cat cafe on the premises with domesticated cats that look like miniature wild versions. A swimming pool that looks like an oasis, etc.

I bet Joe Exotic and Doc Antle would stay in their designated rooms.

#netflix #tiger king #wynnewoodoklahoma #joe exotic #carole baskin #jeff lowe #allen glover #mario tabraue #doc antle #bnb #resort #cat #lol #lul #interesting ideas

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desiderium-eden · 4 years

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🎼 for Rena

Send 🎼 to witness my muse singing to themselves

Rena was tucking her elephants in for their naptime. Quietly singing one of the lullabies Souji had sung for her as she pulled her blanket over the plush toys. Or she was trying to. She couldn’t remember the words exactly. Filling in the gaps with “la”s and other random sounds along with the melody. A kiss and a head pat given to each pachyderm, all 37 of them, before she noticed Souji in the doorway.

“Shh,” she said, bringing a claw to her lips. “They’re sleeping.”

#Rena IC #{Venus of the East} Souji

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doebt · 4 years

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oh u freaking right all pachyderms r so good!!! idk if i have a favorite pachyderm myself just bc theyre all so good n ive been obsessed w each one for a period in my life so.... in a small way im partial to all of them. gotta get my hands on a tapir plush one of these days tho!

im so jealous u have them at ur zoo dude ive never seen one outside of zoo tycoon! ive seen regular hippos tho and theyre pretty good altho very big and scary. supposedly rly aggressive dudes..thats so cute that they accomodated their arthritis though like sad but very sweet..everytime i see an animal w arthritis (like my dog) i feel sooooo bad and am so thankful my bones r relatively okay

#also. a tapir plush u say....#*furiously takes notes*#mothmansbff

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halloweenfor · 5 years

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darshanvkant · 6 years

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Kerala

Warning: Please DO NOT use the title of my post on any Keralite or Malayalam understanding folk, unless you want to be smacked in the face or endure a riot/protest outside your home.

God’s own country with their very own law! Shakee-law (sex siren of my dad’s era). Hairy peoples, thanks to the coconut oil they apply not only on themselves but cook almost everything with. No offense to the beautiful women and their luscious, jasmine scented hair.

A gastronomical foodgasm awaits everyone who travels here. One of the trademarks of Kerala is ‘Chukkuvellam’ the boiled, medicated drinking water served everywhere.

Karimeen

The only place in the world where you get government regulated “Toddy” (coconut sap) and ‘NO’ you do not need your AADHAR card to procure it.

Enraptured by its beauty! A nestle made by the gods, I ventured to explore its charm.

Muzhappilangad Drive-in Beach (Asia’s longest Drive-In Beach)

I accidentally stumbled upon this beach on a road trip with friends through Kerala. We were to stay at “Mahe” a Union Territory (Read: Cheap Booze) with back to back counters all over. It is part of Pondicherry but surrounded by Kerala on all sides. It was close by but the drunk locals persuaded us against it. Apparently there was no room for us. Praise Jesus! and we landed here without knowing its real gem. The beach is wide and about 6km long. All you drifter’s and doughnut’ers, this is your avenue.