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askthewvba · 11 months
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Alternate Outfits by NillaMars@IG: Minor Circuit.
Posting little things to keep the interest going strong — the return will officially launch mid-late June since that was when the initial reboot launched!
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venomousray · 11 months
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oh ray, ray, where art thou aran ryan headcanons
OHOHO YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME!
1. Aran Ryan is my husband… okay jokes aside here are some *REAL* headcanons
1. Aran Ryan loves fluffy blankets. He likes it when it’s freezing outside so he can wrap himself in multiple of them.
2. He has a great friendship with piston hondo despite them never being seen together in public outside of the ring.
3. His favourite movie franchise is the evil dead franchise. Because he finds it hilarious whenever someone gets killed off.
4. He cheered when mr sandman took the champions belt title before mac came around because it meant Super macho man didn’t get the title
5. Aran has done drag before. Multiple times actually.
6. He is absolutely terrified of spiders. Not any other bugs. Just the tiny house spiders. Not even the large ones.
7. He enjoys when the crowd boos him, because it just boosts his ego.
8. He likes to jump out on glass joe in the streets at random moments.
9. He has done boxing before with several broken bones.
10. He owns two black cats. Both of which are extremely aggressive towards everyone BESIDES him and piston hondo
11. He is taking every other boxer to see the barbie movie.
12. He absolutely adores the postal franchise (accept for postal 3)
That enough for you?
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sukipershipper · 4 months
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I need Aran Ryan headcannons, dude!
Aran has like THE nicest hair of the WVBA. I think I may have said this already but his hair is nice and love and silky, even though it looks hella ratty
He used to go to school and when he joined at 18, the WVBA did offer to help him go through some courses to go into some study or work, paying off his tuition and shit. But he declined, saying he just wanted to make sufficient money for his family.
This guys designated color is green. He won't wear anything else
He is up there with Hugger for the most amount of animals in the WVBA with 4 dogs (Lucky, Samwise, Clover and Penny), a Mouse (Pip) and a Horse (Peppercorn)
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ashtxeman · 4 months
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Punch-Out!! Scar HC's!
Let's gooooo...!
Joe has a really long scar along his leg because he tried to participate in the Tour de France before he started boxing and ended up falling down a hill with the bike.
Kaiser has a few scars from all sorts of things, but notably he has a scar on his shoulder because back in the army his friend wanted to give him a tattoo but failed miserably and just gave him a gash instead.
Hippo has one on his chin and shoulder from wrestling an actual hippo for food. He won in the end but he did not go unscathed.
Hugger has scars from animals and such, just the usual.
Tiger is very interesting for scars. He has tons all over him, and it gives him a kind of tiger stripe pattern. They're a mix of accidental magic injuries (teleporting into dangerous spots, burning himself with fire, etc etc). But there's a scar along his palm that's from a blood pact he made with an old friend, who was convinced they could get some of Tiger's magic if they did one (which was completely untrue and just ruined the friendship).
Don has a peculiar scar on his foot. At a dance party he was dancing with his girlfriend (at the time), and she stepped full force onto his foot with her high-heel. Safe to say that was where the relationship ended LMAO.
Aran got a fishing hook stuck in him which left a scar on his chest resembling a '7', but he also has one on his thigh because he tried to dive off a cliff and knocked himself on a rock (moral of the story don't show off).
Soda has a scar on the bridge of his nose because of a snowmobile accident. It flipped over and smacked him right in the face. Could've been way worse, but he finds it funny.
Then there's Bull.. we don't talk about him.
Sandman has a few scars on his back from a dog attack. He doesn't like dogs. Nope.
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anotherwvba · 7 months
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Inside My Head(canon): A Family Tradition
Some of you may have noticed in some of my recent story posts, parts 4 and 5 of "Challenge Accepted" to be precise, that the WVBA's Irish bad boy Aran Ryan mentions that he has a fight upcoming with The Sandman and that he's going to hand him his first loss. But if you check out my "History of the WVBA," you'll see that in my story Mr. Sandman was the first WVBA Champion over 25 years ago and has lost before. So what gives? Simply put, in my story, the Sands are a WVBA legacy.
Tyrell “The Razor” Sands started his boxing career more than 40 years ago, first as an amateur, then going pro. His flamboyant style and knockout artistry earned him the nickname "The Sandman" in the press. He would soon capture the North American and Continental Heavyweight Titles, but promoters refused to sign the loudmouthed and opinionated Sands to a World Title fight. Their fear was that Sands wouldn't play ball with the boxing establishment and that fear was well-founded.
The founding of the WVBA saw many of the world's best boxers, many of whom had been shunned by the establishment, signing exclusive deals. Sands, now in the prime of his career, knew he had to be part of this groundbreaking league. A press conference was held to announce the WVBA Championship Tournament and Sands was brought out as the final participant. When he came on stage, a brash young Turkish fighter going by Bald Bull called him out in a most disrespectful manner, yelling for "The Sandman." What Sands said in response is one of the WVBA's most famous moments...
"Look here, kid. I'm gonna do what somebody shoulda done to you a long time ago. I'm gonna beat some respect into you, son. By the time I'm done, you gonna call me MISTER Sandman."
The rest, as they say, was history.
From that day forward, the WVBA was the domain of Mr. Sandman and he was its undisputed champion and star. He would be the most popular fighter in the league, appearing on talk shows, having cameos in TV and movies, and signing multiple endorsement deals. But, through all of it, Sands was humble behind the scenes. Behind the flamboyant Mr. Sandman was now a hard working family man, a dedicated boxer, and a loyal friend. After multiple reigns as WVBA Heavyweight and, later, World Circuit Champion, Mr. Sandman decided it was time to hang up the gloves. 
The first of his four children, his son Andre, was born during his first reign as World Circuit Champion. After he lost the title to Super Macho Man and his next child, his daughter Nanshe, was born, Sands dedicated himself to his family. He still made appearances for the WVBA until its closing, often serving as a color commentator on WVBA pay-per-views, but his focus was now at home.
Being born into the Sands family meant that fighting was often forced upon you. Not by their father, mind you, but by those kids who wanted to prove how tough they were by beating up the Champ's kids. The first time Andre came home with a black eye, Tyrell made the decision that all of his children would know how to defend themselves. And so began Andre's introduction to boxing.
While Tyrell Sands is largely based on the Mr. Sandman of the Punch-Out!! video games, just with a less threatening and more fleshed out persona, his son Andre is based on the character Sandman from an old Punch-Out!! fan film by Team Awesome. It was an entry in the Nintendo Short Cuts contest and can be found here. 
In that fan film, Little Mac beat Mister Sandman for the title, but then was brutally beaten in the return match and retired. When Mac sees Mr. Sandman’s son, simply called The Sandman, is the new champ and that he says if his father hadn’t beaten Mac into retirement, he would have, Mac makes a comeback for a dramatic showdown with the new champ. It’s this braggadocious, arrogant character that inspired Andre.
Andre Sands learned the sweet science at his father’s knee. Gifted with natural athletic skills and with his father’s incredible ring knowledge to learn from, Andre was soon a standout amateur, winning multiple local and regional Silver and Golden Gloves competitions. When Andre decided to go pro instead of going to college, he and his dad had a falling out.
As a professional, Andre quickly became a star, but was carefully protected and groomed by promoters without his knowledge. This led to Andre’s ego growing and him becoming more arrogant and cocky. These traits bled into all aspects of his life and career. He began to play with opponents, openly mocking them and showboating en route to his victories, often by knockout.
When the WVBA relaunched, Andre initially turned down their invitation to join on the advice of his team of agents and promoters. But when fans started to say that the son couldn’t measure up to the father, that he wasn’t joining the WVBA because deep down Andre knew he couldn’t live up to Mr. Sandman’s legacy, the blow to Andre’s ego was more than he could handle.
Now, Andre is in the WVBA, still undefeated, still racking up knockout after knockout. His goal is simple, to capture the WVBA World Circuit Championship and not just eclipse his father’s legacy, but to supplant it entirely. Taking the ring name The Sandman, Andre Sands plans to win the title undefeated and make the boxing world forget the Mister.
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upperhug · 2 years
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A Chat With Mr. Dream (1/3)
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*Kicks open a locker from the inside and slides out*
"Hello world! Don't ask why I was in there, it's complicated. Anyway, my question for you guys is this; is there anyone at the WVBA who can sing? Other than you know, Disco or Clown or probably Donny? Thank you!" -Duncan Ponchyk
*Robin and Ruby both gesture to their friend*
"JO!!"
"Haha, aw shucks, come on guys"
"HE IS SOOOO GOOD!! ALMOST BEATS DISCO KID!!"
"Disco and Donny both rank pretty high on the singing tier, and of course Clown does too, but if I were to suggest another, I'd say Doc is pretty high up there"
"Yep! Him and I think Sandman can hold a pretry decent bass line...oh! And Hugger too! That man has a VERY charming voice"
"You think his ass is charming, Ruby"
"HE'S A CHARMING MAN!!"
"Mmhmm...well I also think Tiger and Joe are pretty good too...and maybe Aran?"
"Heike has a decent range as well! And Birdie, and Dragon and Nick Bru-"
"RUBY SHH!!"
"...Oh!...sorry..."
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meowhawkk · 6 months
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new bluedrawin punchout art in 2023 is ccccrazy......
anyway these are based on some old headcanons i have of little Mac & birdy too. birdy has got a new haircut tho. idk why i drew Mac so miserable LMFAOO
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meanwhilewvba · 2 months
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Meanwhile...
Welcome to the blog! We’re gonna serve up little side stories, doodles, and who knows what else from the WVBA, headcanons, OC’s, and other goofiness. Feel free to ask questions of us or our OC’s, make your own submissions, and just (hopefully) enjoy whatever silliness we post.
If you wanna check out more of the stories of WVBA Atlanta, Niki Binary, Cutie Hondo, Gemma Golden, and OC’s like Star Mika or Jon Adamski and others loaned over (thanks @cyrah-is-cool101 and @punchout-ispunched), feel free to visit @anotherwvba.
If you wanna see all kinds of cool stuff and doodles for Punch-Out!!, Pokemon, Minecraft, and more (or commission some really cool artwork *wink wink nudge nudge* -anotherwvba), check out @lukasdoodles.
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punch-out-filth · 4 months
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i literally got into punchout today and was blessed upon seeing this when i sorted by latest !! i adore u for this blog good food dude ty. uhh if ur willing would like general sub hcs for the lads or lads of ur choice be good? - local domtop starving for ur domtent <3
I’m back! Requests will still be slower than usual for the next few days, but I’ll try my best to get them out for you guys. :)
Anyways, here’s some general sub headcanons for a few of the characters!
Glass Joe is a masochist and likes to be fucked hard by his partner. He really enjoys being spanked, and sometimes hit in other places as well, like his thighs, and even his stomach sometimes if he's feeling extra masochistic. Rough, penetrative sex is always great, but he also has a soft spot for being eaten out, especially getting his clit sucked while his partner rubs his thighs.
Piston Hondo enjoys being tied up when he's bottoming and letting his partner ride him or suck his cock just until he's about to cum, but not letting him finish for a while longer. The feeling he gets from being edged is so much better than a normal orgasm, and being restrained while it's happening just adds an extra sense of being controlled that he loves to experiment with.
I have nothing specific for Don Flamenco, but just imagine him getting fucked so good that his eyeliner starts to run. That's all.
Not necessarily a sub headcanon, but Aran Ryan is a power bottom without a doubt. He wants to get fucked as hard as possible by the biggest cock or toy available to him, and he wants it fast and as aggressive as it can get. It's even better when his partner plays with or pulls on his vagina or nipple piercings while they slam themself into him. He really likes being bit as well and seeing all the marks that get left on his neck and chest afterward.
Heavy BDSM stuff underneath the cut if you’re not comfortable with that. :D
I think Von Kaiser is a bit of a pig, or he would be if he wasn't too ashamed to admit it. He'd probably enjoy spit and cum exchanging, especially snowballing, as well as some more extreme BDSM stuff, like orgasm denial, mild CBT, and especially sounding. Oh, and I think he would have a huge thing for chains or just metal sex accessories in general.
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imagenashyun · 3 months
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yoooo was wondering if u were okay with ppl using the headcanon names u made for the punchout boxers in like. 2015? i really like ur reasoning for them all
Sure, I guess? As long as I'm tagged in them so I can see what you got lmao.
I'm actually shocked people are finding them and liking them over the years. I thought my Punch-Out!! stuff would have been buried into obscurity.
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askthewvba · 2 years
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Joe has a ragdoll cat named Miette. Miette has nothing behind those big sweet eyes of hers, not a single thought within her fluffy little head. She is the absolute center of Joe’s world and he spoils her rotten.
Kaiser has a miniature schnauzer named Jäger. For having such a tough name, Jäger spends less time on the prowl and more time providing emotional support for his dad. They even have matching moustaches!
Disco has an entire room in his fancy house dedicated to his aviary, specifically 4 lovebirds, 3 budgies, 2 cockatiels, 2 doves, and a canary. He loves his flock of songbirds, and has named every one of them after Disco and Funk legends from the 70s and 80s.
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Hondo has a Russian Blue kitten named Maru. Maru is a bit of a handful and noisy to boot, much to Hondo’s chagrin, though it seems to be some misguided attempt on Maru’s part to protect his owner. Hondo is hoping he’ll grow out of it as he grows older.
Hugger considers all woodland life to be his friends! Ms. Bear and Chatters the squirrel are the constants, but he’s built an impressive rapport with nearly all the animals in his neck of the woods. A real Disney princess, this one is!
Tiger, of course, has his beloved Khan. After rescuing him as a cub some years ago, they’ve become an inseparable pair even during the boxing season. He’s fiercely loyal to Tiger, and Tiger considers him to be his right-hand feline.
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Soda has two huskies, Zhenya and Pasha, both named after his brothers. They’re fairly recent additions to his household (upping the numbers from 1 to 3), just a little over a year old, but they do wonders to keep Soda company.
Bull doesn’t have pets, per se, but for many years now he’s found kinship with the bulls that belong to a ranch near his childhood home. Every off season when he returns to Turkey, he makes time to visit the fields and spend some downtime with the herd.
Macho has three Dobermans, Bullet, Bruiser, and Butch. They’re magnificent guard dogs, keeping watch of his estate while he’s gone, but as soon as he comes home they’re all wagging tails and excited yips. Bruiser was not actually named after the brothers, no matter what Rick thinks.
Sandman has a Bombay kitten named Bea. She’s hardly bigger than one of his hands, but she’s completely fearless around him and is quick to climb all over him the second he sits down.
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venomousray · 1 year
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Punchout character’s Halloween costume headcanons! Fire them at me! I personally think Aran Ryan would go as ash williams so that he could chase Joe around with a chainsaw
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sukipershipper · 1 year
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Hondo started painting his nails a bit after he met Heike. He mainly does it for formal events and dinner parties but occasionally he does it when he's bored or needs a bit of color.
Hugger often comes to him to get a lil color on too and you bet he loves it. Chopping down those trees with his bright teal nails
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ashtxeman · 4 months
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Punch-Out!! Pet Headcanons :]
I thought it'd be nice to get more info out there from the massive 12,000 word document I have for Punch-Out stuff. So, here's what the boys pets are (excluding Don and Hippo who, as of now, don't have any)! Silly disclaimer that some of this information has been put on some individual headcanon posts, so if you think you've seen it before, you probably have! Still nice to compile it all together. Now enough yapping..
Joe would love a cat, but he's allergic so he can't get one. He might cave eventually and just power through it. He does consider Kaiser's pet to be his own, but he's allergic to them so isn't a fan of handing out belly scratches or pats.
Kaiser has a schnauzer called Stahl who rocks a mustache just like him! They get along incredibly well, matching from the military force in their steps when they go on walks, or the muddy green colour decorating their overalls and leashes respectively. An inseperable pair.
Disco has a budgie called Bingo and a parrot called Donna (an odd name, but he insisted on naming it after Donna Summer). He's always been a fan of birds and loves teaching them to talk so he can someday create his own bird choir (where he is the main vocalist).. so far, results are less than desireable. But he still lives his birdy babies.
Hondo has an absolutely ferocious Scottish fold called Tofu, who Hugger named. She will bite, claw, scratch, and hiss at anything that moves, and often times she's been compared to Aran in nature which Hondo sadly agrees with. Deep down she truly does love Hondo, she just has a very violent love language.
Hugger, as anybody would think, has an ungodly amount of animals in his house. A maine coon called Bobby, Murphy the squirrel (who Hondo named), Maple the bear, two horses called Dusty and Valley, a flock of birds that constantly hang around in his garden, a fox called Muse that stops by occasionally, a landseer dog called Beethoven (he couldn't get his hands on a St. Bernard, so he improvised), and a terrier called Husk. 
Tiger has his white tiger, Gahana. She's a gorgeous creature and has the exact same smug nature as her owner. Often time she's kept in India since owning a tiger isn't very common in the states, but whenever Tiger fancies a visit he can easily go over to her or bring her to him.
Aran has a surprising amount of pets. Two weasels called Tom and Jerry (reference intended), a cat called Lucky, and a few lizards named Burren, Porter, Druid and Mulligan (all names of Irish pubs that Aran has definitely been to). His house smells like animal pee and he does not care how much you complain about it.
Soda has two huskies, Sila and Vlast, alongside a miniature pinscher called Sergey who he rescued from the streets. Sila and Vlast are powerful, boastful dogs who love to show off a little, whilst Sergey is more humble but does enjoy playing copycat with his siblings.
Bull doesn't have any personal pets, but has plenty of farm animals (and several bulls) back in Turkey that he gets along well with. Suppose they bring him comfort.
Macho has his three dobermanns, Duke, Cooper and Ace. They are spoilt to death and whenever he has the opportunity he WILL bring them up, so chances are if you know Macho you know the doberbros just as well.
Sandman isn't a big animal fan, but has a guinea pig called Drowsy who loves to cuddle (and sleep). She often loves to snuggle in bed and keep the big man calm when he needs it. She's a suberb emotional support animal.
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obsessed-bug · 2 years
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If you don't mind, can I request romantic headcanons with Glass Joe?
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Ohhh boy I’ve been so ready for this request. 👀
• Not to stereotype or anything, but Joe's such a gentlemen.
• Through out first meeting his S/O to dating them he's quite a wholesome man (cough).
• Does whatever he can to make his S/O the happiest possible.
• Joe doubts himself sometimes thinking his S/O would be better off with someone else more successful.
• But his S/O reminds him of how much they love him for who he really is, even if he may not be the best boxer in the WVBA, but he's got the heart and spirit of a true champ.
• Has a thing of leaning against his S/O wether they're taller or shorter then him.
• Joe pretty much coos out praise and nicknames in French toward his partner (doesn't matter if his S/O understands what he says or not, cause they'll most likely know what he's doing just by the tone of his voice alone).
• Joe's favourite spots to kiss his S/O are their hands, cheeks, and lips (sometimes the side of their neck if he's really feeling affectionate or wants attention, and gentle whispering against their ear.).
• Joe just loves taking his S/O to cafe's whenever they go on a date. The atmosphere is just so calming and nice, it's the perfect place to hang out!
• Joe and S/O talk for hours whilst eating bread, croissants, and wine.
• Joe's subtle on his teasing. Unlike Don and Tiger being absolute teases when they can be toward their S/O's, Joe does it when it really counts, and hits his  S/O hard, and it's an absolute joy for Joe to see their reaction every time.
• If Joe’s S/O wants to learn French from him, he'd be absolutely flattered to teach them (he would also blush really hard from them wanting to get closer to him this way).
• I can imagine a scenario were Joe's S/O walks up to him one day, thinking of what they wanted to say in French to him, something really romantic. They try to mutter out what they wanted to say in French and they end up messing up feeling too embarrassed to continue anymore. Joe's heart would just melt seeing them trying to attempt it. Even if he only understood like half of it, he knew what they were trying to say. Joe finds it absolutely adorable and so sweet praising them for their efforts.
• So what's Joe like around the other boxers with his S/O? Pretty much the same as when they're not around them (may or may not get more protective around his S/O when Aran Ryan's around, he doesn't trust him nor like him).
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