#put me in a fucking headlock

[sk4rlette8008]

me when i see James’ arms.

#i just came #fuck my face #in my ass #in my mouth #wrap it #around my neck #put me in a headlock #put me in a fucking headlock #life is not fair #i need him #james hetfield #james hetfield is so cowboy #james hetfield x reader #james hetfield smut #james hetfield fluff #headlock #cliff burton #rob trujillo #metallica #kirk hammett #lars ulrich #jason newsted

[heartelysia]

so restless rn bc when im ovulating or on my cycle i get so damn hungry for dick??? (i should not be saying this in case my bf gets the wrong idea)

i just want cop wrio to use his handcuffs AND FUCK ME UPPP!!! i need his baton up my ass, slapping me silly, using his taser on me n my clit till im a sobbing crying mess, make me admire and praise his body he beautifully crafted from training as a cop OH MY GODDD I NEED HIM 😡😡

cop wrio is my life holy shit i need him sk bad, COP WRIO USING HIS HANDGUNS GRIP/BARREL TO FUCK READER UGHSJSJA IM NOT OLAY!!! COP WRIO USING THE MUZZLE OF HIS HANDGUN TO TEASE YOUR CLIT HOLY SHIT!!!!

i need him to taser my nipples xd

#☆.elys ramble #genshin smut #wriothesley smut #I NEED HIM FUCKKKK #fuck fuck fuck I WANT HIM #HE SHOULD BE IN MEEE #PLEASE PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK

[homicidal-slvt]

Chris Redfield....

That is all...

Jfc. I want him to ruin me...

YOU AND ME BOTH RAWRRRR

#i would let Chris put me in a headlock while he fucks me- WAIT WHO SAID THAT?

[xlud]

AUGHGHHGUHGH

#finally caved and pirated photoshop on my macbook lmao #we are so fucking back #hngnhhghngnhgghng need him to put me in a headlock #mygif

[rafesthroatbaby]

WHAT THAT TONGUE DO 💦

#choke me with those arms #make it nasty baby I’ll clean it up #put me in the headlock with your elbow #watch me fucking you back… ooops #sorry not sorry #my god he so tall #drew starkey #rafe cameron

[markiecake]

oh mark... OH MARK... 😵‍💫

#♡ ria rants #see i don't get how y'all expect me to be normal #when he does shit like THIS #i will bite his arm #need him so bad #need him to put me in a headlock #while he fucks me dumb to be specific #morny hours #as always #mark lee #nct

[chamomiletealeaf]

Do y’all fuckin see this….

#put me in a headlock #holy shit #the hair #the arms #the beard #fuck me man #his shoulders #the hand #THE TUMMY #full nelson me lmfao #johnny mactavish

[ineeddarylbadly]

I definitely have thoughts rn…

#daryl dixon #norman reedus #i need him #i want him #i need to fuck him #i need his cock #i need him so fucking bad #i need him so carnally #i need him to ruin me #i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises #i want his babies #i want him to do unspeakable things to me #i want him to fuck me #i want him to choke me #i want him to put me in a headlock

[roachemoji]

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#bo posting #this isnt a vent im just complaining #but i auughghg #have developed the biggest pet peeve #for people who like. when they dont know how to do something #just get angry/upset and frustrated and give up #instead of asking for help or looking up how to do something #or act like someone isnt offering them help ?????? #like what the fuck is the point #ofc youre gonna get upset and frustrated #but at that point its your own fault??????? #youre not helpless!!!!! #im RIGHT HERE offering to help #dont complain that you dont know what youre doing or how to do something to me #after i offered to help like 6 times #like both physically #or to just look it up #🫂 (me putting them in a headlock)

[sk4rlette8008]

#james hetfield #shane walsh #daryl dixon #Slash #shaquille o'neal #julian tpb #i love big men #metallica #trailer park boys #daryl twd #the walking dead #slash guns n roses #guns n roses #put me in a fucking headlock #headock #THOSE FUCKING ARMS #headlock #biceps #i wanna bite his bicep

[are-we-really-doing-this]

My First (Complete) Entry into the ✨Nu Metal Dress Up✨ Series!!!

This week’s theme: Casual Fem!Fred Durst 💕

Definitely something she’d show up in to a red carpet circa 1999, rolling with the rest of the band, goofing off, not giving a fuck, collecting awards, clowning on the Backstreet Boys, y’know…queen shit. Might do a whole outfit subseries for all of fem!LB, this is SO fun and I have so many more ideas hehe.

What say y’all?

#I don’t dress very (read: at all) fem myself so it’s so dope to put together cool outfits like this #very much my style just not what I present as #(yeah yeah I said I’d do these on Wednesdays but I’m just free balling it today because fem!Fred has me in a headlock) #*dreamy sigh* ​god that sounds nice… #what? I didn’t say anything fuck you #fred durst #limp bizkit #nu metal #nu metal dress up #y2k fashion

[killemwithkawaii]

I feel like I didn't get to roughhouse as much as i wanted to as a kid because im AFAB.... Girls usually didn't like play fighting much and boys never wanted to play rough with me because they saw me as a girl, and now im a masc-leaning adult and I still just REALLY WANNA WRESTLE SOMEBODY UUUGGGHH 💪💢💥💫

#trans feelings #tw dysphoria #tw misgendering #k.e.w.k. selfships #k.e.w.k. x larry #i am using these tags because I WANT TO WRESTLE WITH LARRY SO FUCKING BAD #ROUGH AND TUMBLE [THAT MAY OR MAY NOT LEAD ELSEWHERE] #sal is great for soft touchy feelies but larry would put me in a headlock (affectionately) and i need that sometimes 💪🥺💘

[g0dtier]

i have a new physio bc my old one left and this ones a dude my age and im being a hypocrite but its weirdly intimate

like at some point he was standing behind me and was like "lean into me a lil" and put me in a fucking headlock that looked like he was about to break my neck and i was like 😳😳 trying to be normal abt it tho

#like i know he does this on the daily and im not gonna show any hesitancy or “this is weird” or w/e bc we're both professionals #and its weirdly hypocritical of me because I wash n dress many people every day i work and most people would consider that intimate #probably more intimate than putting a client whos still wearing most of her clothes in a headlock #in other news he cracked my fucking back so hard HE went “jesus” under his breath

[alcego]

i officially understand middle aged men with a blood feud against a sports team

#FUCK the carolina panthers is my official stance in this subject #they’re not even a goon squad they’re just fully playing to injure and gettign away with it!!!!!!!! #5k fine for what should have been a several game suspension #SEVERAL INSTANCES of them putting other players in headlocks #but no calls!!!!!! they just get away with that shit!!!!!! #like yea the bruins choked #but holy shit man. watching them pull the same shit with the leafs has me fuming

[hanjisungz]

going to plaster this picture on every empty inch of wall in my house

#MY 3RACHAAAAAAAAAAAAA #my 3racha :((((((((( #i hold so much love in my heart for them bro what the FUCK #feeling feelings is so weird to me like What is this feeling in my chest ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? #why do i feel so weirdly happy when i see these dorks #chans smile makes me smile too !??!?!?!??!?!?!? #not gonna talk abt changbin bc i need him to put me in a headlock and just cut off my oxygen until i pass out #and jisung...... he needs to quiet down.................. #literally i love these dorks so fucking much like as much as i want them to step on me and choke me out #i also just wanna pat their heads and tell them they did amazing #FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hanarchy]

cant explain but u are like lee minho 2 me <3

jfjdjskkskd

the highest compliment really

love u tay, please have a long life and let‘s die in a natural way together

tell me what idol i remind you of

#i have never put anyone in a headlock but it seems fun #ask me #also i hope youre doing better migraines are the fucking WORST #tay