#fuck me man

[neon-junkie]

yesyes i agree that the clones are the most tragic characters throughout all of star wars history, but other than being bred to be soldiers, i can't get over how YOUNG they really are. imagine cradling a dying clone in your arms, fully grown, but his face is that of a twenty-something year old. no wrinkles, no grey hair, maybe the odd scar or two. nothing but pure baby face, gushing with blood, swallowing down his last breaths whilst he scolds himself for failing the mission. a child destined for a painful death

#sorry guys #like idk the shows dont show us just how YOUNG these guys are #theyre like 24 in standard years? #fuck me man #the clone wars #the bad batch #star wars #tw death #tw gore #death tw #gore tw #tbb #tcw #sw #clone trooper #clone troopers

[ghost-proofbaby]

You get dropped off at your house by your friend after a night out. You are drunk, not plastered, but in the brink of it. You walk in, trying to not make a sound, a giggle escaping your lips as you close the door. You take off your shoes, and tip toe towards the kitchen only to find that your two boyfriends were already there.

A glass of water, and fresh french fries.

Your mouth watered, instantly. You assumed Steve and Eddie would have gone to bed by now but--

"You know you sent a picture to us, right?" You hear Eddie say, and you sway a bit on your feet, till giggly from the alcohol in your system as you take a french fry in your mouth.

" No idea... Hi baby." You greet him and he scoffs at you, looking back at Steve with an amused look on his face.

"You seriously don't remember do you?" The brown haired boy says this time as you take a large gulp of your water and you shake your head at that.

"Nope... Hi lovey." You smile at him, but even in your state you could see the men before you had a different look in their eyes, making you tilt your head at them. Eddie pulls out his smartphone, taps a few times, and slides it over to you.

You had sent a picture of your tits to them in the public bathroom of the bar. That sobered you up a bit, realizing how dangerous it was to tease your boyfriends when they couldn’t have you at the moment. You didn't even notice when Steve got to your side to whisper in your ear.

"Eat up, sober up. We're gonna get you cock drunk after it."

And that is my contribution to you for the night

ROEEEEEEEEE

they would 100% make sober you curse or thank? 😏 drunken you for sending that goddamn photo. paying so much attention to your chest, eddie sinking his teeth in and steve being sure to teasingly flick your nipples until it was goddamn painful.

and the aftercare??? you’d definitely pass out once they’d had their way with you, or at the very least be a very useless limp noodle, but they’d easily still be sure to clean you up and to get you settled comfortably in bed before each of them slip in on either side of you. cradling you between the two of them, an abundance of kisses and soft strokes to be spared in your delirious half conscious state as they just praise you and how good you always are for them, for how pretty your tits are when they’re all marked up by the two of them.

and when you’re softly snoring, perfectly content and all cuddled up, sure to wake up to some sort of regretful headache, they just share a knowing look for how much they goddamn adore you.

“the french fries were a smart move, stevie,” eddie would whisper over your head as you curled up into him and he played with your hair.

“that ibuprofen on the night stand will be an even smarter move come morning, munson,” steve would just reply as he presses tighter up against your back, fingers tracing automatically at your barely exposed hip beneath the covers.

just. gah. your two boys caring for you and secretly loving when you tease them like that. even if flashing your tits in some bar’s bathroom is a bad idea they’d rather you didn’t make a habit of doing.

#thank u ily <3 #roe <3 #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #steve harrington #steve harrington x reader #steddie x reader #fuck me man #GHOST IS DRUNK AND YEARNING

[becauseplot]

Ya kno qPhil just sometimes like—leaves on trips. Canonically he’s like, off exploring. Always makes sure that someone can watch his kids of course, but it’s not uncommon for him to just dip for a week.

So like. How long is it gonna take for people to get suspicious? To wonder where he’s gone? Sure, leaving without explanation as to why might be strange, but he’s known to wander off. And it’s not like he has to tell someone to watch the kids. Maybe the stress of the last several days has gotten to him and he needed to get out of his quiet little home. Maybe that’s where he’s gone. Just needed to stretch his wings!

(But Tubbo thinks of the new avocado toast factory that Phil was so excited about.)

(But Missa thinks of Phil’s promise to stay close and help him get reacquainted with the island.)

(But Fit thinks of their morning meetings, shooting the catfish while shooting the shit.)

(But Etoiles thinks of their agreement for a sparring rematch.)

(But Cellbit thinks of the empty chair at Forever’s bedside.)

(So why would he…?)

There’s no reason to worry. He’ll be back soon. They’re all sure of it.

#qsmp philza #q!philza #im going fucking insane #a cage for a cage #FUCK ME MAN #dont mind me im just rambling

[jamespotterbbg]

ao3 is down and i’m sobbing now

#ao3fic #archive of our own #ao3 down #archive of my own #its down #fuck me man #ao3

[gansey--thats-all-there-is]

I just need this scene forever memorialized somewhere. I just. just gimme a minute.

the...

the mirror image of them sitting across from one another (on GANSEY'S BED). joking together. trying to save one another. the unconscious hand touching where death left its mark. the mirrored fear of what comes next. just kill me, please.

#BLUE LILY LILY BLUE CHAPTER 16 SAVE ME. BLUE LILY LILY BLUE CHAPTER 16. SAVE ME BLUE LILY LILY BLUE CHAPTER 16. #the fucking LEANING IN CLOSE‚ BREATH ON HIS EAR?? #I'm going insane #i am a gansey & noah truther and i cannot believe i had no memory of this chapter ever existing #fuck me man #bllb #trc #the raven cycle #blue lily lily blue #gansey #noah czerny #gansey & noah #noah & gansey #noah and gansey are two cheeks on the same ass

[the-nation-of-today]

NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS

#black veil brides #bvb #andy biersack #guy of all time 🖤 #andy bvb #maeve.png #good fucking lord #I literally gasped when I saw this photo #fuck me man

[astarionsilverbough]

oh ariana we’re really in it now

#fuck me man #ofc it’s him #the ghoul #cooper howard #my love #fallout prime #warm up

[zwan99]

My Acheron looks weird... 🥹

#fuck me man #i truly like welt #but not like this #now unless i get lucky (cause i got him at 80 pulls) i'll have to wait for a rerun #shitpost #welt yang #honkai star rail #acheron #sort of

[pianofirepirate]

I need to fully fight Brennan Lee Mulligan in a Denny's parking lot while Lou Wilson hypes me up

#dimension 20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #brennan lee mulligan #lou wilson #fuck me man #denny's

[clydeznuts]

I like chibis . I also like submissive men

#oh god my digital footprint is crying #fuck me man #/hj but also /srs #hehehehe #kms #smg4 smg3 #smg4 fanart #smg34 #smg4 #fanart #smg34fanart #artists on tumblr #art

[chamomiletealeaf]

Do y’all fuckin see this….

#put me in a headlock #holy shit #the hair #the arms #the beard #fuck me man #his shoulders #the hand #THE TUMMY #full nelson me lmfao #johnny mactavish

[crsentfairy]

so um, guess who opened up sims despite having an essay due??

#crsent.txt #fuck me man

[thewidgetsys]

being autistic is so fun because when you say something theres a whole 50/50 chance that everyone around you will take it the entirely wrong way and then they hate you and youll never know which of the 50/50 its going to be. a roulette, if you will

#autistic #autism #actually autistic #help #asd #this is the worst #it happens everytime we open our mouth #fuck me man

[xamaxenta]

Maridoll updates their acebo fic i am on my knees

#everytime… i see their updates im like OOOOOOH!!!!!!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 #BUT I AM. INWAY TO WORK. #fuck me man #iw anna read so bad #oh nOO THE FIRST SECTION IM IN SHAMBLES BYE #SCREAMINF THROWIHFNT UP…

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

I just erased my Ghost Trick savefile

#fuck me man #ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective

[tripleyeeet]

tell me why —after doing fuck all to trigger my back pain— my entire spinal column/hips feel like they’re being ripped from my body???

#i can’t even roll over in bed without crying #fuck me man