[Spot and Race meeting for the first time]
Spot: And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?
Race: I can suck your dick?
Spot: *sound of shattering glass*
Spot: Ha.
Spot: No.
Race: Your loss- ✨
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Oscar Delancey: Goddamnit! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Davey: Oh, I’m the only one that matters. See, you messed with my partner. And now? I am going to FUCK you.
Oscar: 😟
Everyone: …
Race: 😏
Spot: Well this just got interesting…
Jack: *whispering urgently* It’s fuck you up, Dave.
Davey: Wait- what did I say?
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