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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 14 hours

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Husk: Angel once texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back "No, YOU'RE adorable".

Charlie: …And?

Husk: And now we're dating, we've been dating for three months.

Husk: All I did was point out a typo, but I like him, so l'm not complaining.

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my-dark-lord · 1 day

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Vox: Oh, it's fine, we've been married for twenty years. Valentino: Yeah. We said 'no homo' in our wedding vows so it's not gay.

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chaoticace2005 · 4 months

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I’m awake at 4 in the morning so let me make it everyone else’s problem:

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sharkaiju · 3 months

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Vox: You dont have to be a dick about this.

Alastor: I think we both know that's not true.

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thishazbinsomeincorrectquotes · 19 days

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Angel Dust hanging up a picture of a chicken in the hotel lobby: "Now everyone gets to see my huge cock!" Husk immediately coming over to see what Angel is hanging up: "Oh thank god." Angel Dust: "Why'd you come look so fast, huh?"

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in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse · 3 months

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Lucifer: Did I get so drunk last night that I declared myself the King of all Ducks? Lilith: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Ducks.

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trashcanniballecter · 16 days

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Husk, Picking up the phone: Hello?

Angel: It's Angel

Husk: What did he do this time?

Angel: No it's me, Angel, I'm the one talking

Husk: Oh. What did you do this time?

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incorrect-hazbin · 2 months

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Lucifer: Comparing Alastor and Charlie is like comparing apples and oranges. Alastor: We’re both unique in our own ways? Lucifer: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. Charlie: Which one of us is the orange?

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ohbother2 · 3 months

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*At an Overlord's meeting*

Velvette: why are you smiling?

Vox: what? can't I just be happy?

Valentino: Alastor tripped and fell in the parking lot

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inkwell-illustrations · 1 month

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Alastor: Sorry I'm late I was busy doing "stuff" Lucifer: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!!!

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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 1 month

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Husk: I hate being touched

Husk: The last time i maintained physical contact with another person was in battle

Vaggie: Angel is literally in your lap right now.

Husk: *Angel lounging across his thighs* This means nothing. Fear me.

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my-dark-lord · 3 days

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Vox: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch. Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with. Vox: Lmao, @ Valentino.

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chaoticace2005 · 4 months

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sharkaiju · 3 months

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Vox: What are you, high?!

Valentino: Am I what?

Vox: High!

Valentino: ...Hello.

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thishazbinsomeincorrectquotes · 15 days

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Charlie: "Who wrote this on the calendar and why?" Vaggie: "What is it?" Charlie: "On Thursday, August 25th 2022, marked from 2:30-9:00pm it just says "Those involved: Angel Dust and Husk, Incident: Fuck You" I don't know what that means." Angel Dust and Husk: "It's better you don't ask."

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in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse · 3 months

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Seraphim: One of you, will betray us tonight. Micheal: Is it me? Seraphim: No, it's not you Micheal. Adam: Is it me sir? Seraphim: No, it's not you Adam. Lucifer: is it me? Seraphim: Is iT Me???

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