#they’re gay officer

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: I hate being touched

Husk: The last time i maintained physical contact with another person was in battle

Vaggie: Angel is literally in your lap right now.

Husk: *Angel lounging across his thighs* This means nothing. Fear me.

#incorrect hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel #borrowed from some avengers memes #husk #hazbin hotel husk #incorrect angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #Angel dust #Angel dust needs a hug #nay- DESERVES A HUG #huskerdust #theyre in love your honor #they’re gay officer #they’re chaotic together #vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #Vaggie is done with everyone’s bullshit #except for Charlie #she has limitless patience for Charlie’s bullshit #it’s cute #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes

[defalltt]

I’m Suddenly In Love With Hobie And NEED Some Hobie/Miles Content Like THE CHEMISTRY????? Forget Gwen. Gwen Who? The Only Person Hobie Knows Is The Cutesy Little Spider Who No One Wants To Help For Some Reason. The Way He HUNG Off Of Him?????

#flowerpunk #they’re gay officer #miles x hobie #spider man #spider man across the spiderverse spoilers #spider man across the spider verse #miles morales #spider punk #hobie brown #they’re in love okay

[kei-maki]

Here’s Jedtavius in their beautiful home

And here’s their crusty ass son Marcus whom I found on the floor

#natm #natm octavius #jedediah natm #night at the museum #natm jedediah #jedediah and octavius #jedtavius #natm fandom #natm jedtavius #steve coogan #owen wilson #Marcus #marcus theeeeuh #Marcus the Gay tm #they’re gay officer #lmk if you wanna see more of Marcus

[mikachudoesart]

*spits out cutely* LEOSAGI TIME

#rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #tmnt #my art #rise leo #fan art #rise usagi #leo x usagi #leosagi #they’re gay officer

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

oh my god an original thought (a scarcity it seems)

dazai: “you let me pretend to be a hero”

chuuya: “and i let you pretend to be in love with me.”

dazai: “and look where that’s gotten us.”

#oh my god an original thought- on this acc?!?!? #angst suokoku ig #soukoku #i’ve been spelling the ship name wrong this whole time and had to google it and make sure i didn’t make a fool of myself #skk #bsd skk #twin dark #double black #queer and traumatized #bungo gay dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs manga #they’re gay officer #i love them sm #the silliest and the goofiest #alright that’s enough tags for today #bungo slay dogs #bsd ships #bsd dazai #bsd chūya #chuuya my beloved #osamu dazai

[williamtrasheater]

The sillies

#they’re gay officer #transformers earthspark #tfe #earthspark #earthspark spoilers #dr.meridian #mandroid #agent schloder #jon schloder #Schloder x mandroid #procreate #doodle

[flowereclipsie]

the most validating thing a person who’s attracted to the same sex can have is someone of the same sex saying they are attractive to the same sex and i feel like buck would Never let eddie forget that he is HOT to men !!! men love eddie diaz !!

#buck x eddie #buddie #9 1 1 buddie #911 #911 eddie #911 evan buckley #they’re gay officer

[comfortcaroljess]

Officer? It’s them.

Captain Marvel (2019) #26

#they’re gay officer #caroljess #jessica drew #carol danvers #captain marvel #spider woman #marvel #spider-woman #marvel comics #avengers #incorrect quotes

[dragon-teethh]

Heimdall x Freyr

!!NSFW!!

Warnings: crying, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, implied drug use, praise, degradation

Tonight was a special night for Freyr, meaning he allowed himself to get high beyond recognition. Luckily for him Heimdall was there to keep him company, and keep him safe, and Heimdall knew Freyr wanted more than just company when he was invited to the camp that night.

Almost as soon as Heimdall was there Freyr was all over him, but Heimdall finally was on top of him. He had Freyr’s hands tied up above his head, he was completely naked, rock hard, and on the verge of losing control. Heim had been teasing him with light licks and kisses here and there, all over his thighs, neck, chest, and stomach, but none of them in the one spot he craved it.

“Please Heimdall, you’ve had me like this forever!” Freyr whined, squirming a bit, pulling against the rope around his wrists.

“No, I’m taking my time with you.” Heimdall reminded him, as he slowly slid into Freyr’s ass for the first time that night. The sudden intrusion made Freyr gasp, which was followed by an obscenely loud moan.

Freyr was swearing under his breath as Heimdall started to fuck him, the pace started slow, but quickly got to an almost unbearably fast pace. Freyr was practically screaming, and like that, with almost zero warning his orgasm shot through him. Freyr made quite a large mess over his stomach and chest, left heaving, trying his best to catch his breath before he passed out.

“Naught boy.” Heimdall growled, admiring the way Freyr reacted to the words. He tried to hide his face in his arms, not wanting his lover to see the deep red blush.

Despite having cum once, Freyr was still as hard as ever, and still very eager for attention. So Heimdall delivered, he took the oversensitive cock into his hand, and started to jerk Freyr off almost as hard as he was fucking him a minute ago. Freyr’s back arched as he cried out.

“Fuck! Fuck! Heimdall stop please!” He begged, but the two knew he didn’t really want anything to stop. They’d discussed it before, stop didn’t mean stop till the safe word was said. And Freyr wasn’t saying it.

The feeling was still a lot though, Freyr started to feel a few tears fall down his face as he cried Heimdall’s name. He then quickly lost control, he was crying and bucking his hips up into Heimdall’s hand, almost ready to cum already.

“That’s it baby, cry for me.” Heimdall hummed, as he watched Freyr come undone. His hair was a mess, his face was a mess, he in general was a mess.

“I’m close! I'm close!” Freyr sobbed, and Heimdall let go of him, watching Freyr buck his hips against nothing, all he was accomplishing was that he was fucing himself on Heimdall’s dick that was still nestled deep inside of him.

“Please please please Heimdall! I wanna cum so fucking bad!” Freyr cried, almost cumming the second Heimdall started touching him again. Freyr soon did finally get his release, but it was almost too much for him. He was now sitting in the afterglow, quietly crying, it felt so good but he was so overstimulated it hurt like hell.

“Think you can hold on till I cum?” Heimdall asked, rubbing Freyr’s thighs, and he nodded yes. Heim quickly got to work, ducking Freyr at a quick, steady pace. He had Freyr’s legs up on his shoulders, looking down at him, watching him struggle to not scream anymore.

“Don’t worry Freyr, I’m close.” Heimdall groaned. He let Freyr’s legs fall to his sides and wrap around him as he leaned over Freyr, holding himself up with a hand on either side of Freyr.

As soon as Heimdall came, Freyr let out a choked moan, the feeling of being filled up like that driving him insane. He was babbling random words about how good it felt to be filled up like this, and how he wished he could feel like that forever.

Heimdall had other plans though, he pulled out of Freyr and watched his cum leak out of him, he sat and admired his handy work for a moment before getting up to get something to clean Freyr off with.

“That was amazing.” Freyr hummed, mindlessly playing with the pool of jizz on his stomach.

“It was, but it would be better if you stopped playing with your cum.” Heimdall laughed as he wiped it off of Freyr.

“What is a father not another to play with his kids?” Freyr joked before laughing his ass off, at his own joke.

“You’re crazy.” Heimdall laughed, as he cuddled up to Freyr hoping he’d calm down enough for a nap.

#freyr #god of war #god of war freyr #heimdall #gow #heimdall gow #Frey x Heimdall #oneshot #they’re gay officer

[eleftherian]

what happened to Dominik was a very hamlet & horatio moment iykyk 👀🏳️‍🌈🫡

#booklr #sab tv #grishaverse #nikolai lantsov #dominik x nikolai #my posts #they’re gay officer

[chaotic-bisexual1]

Max: shen says HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR 🧧

#lego monkie kid #lmk oc #lmk ocs #lmk max #lmk shen qiuyue #they’re gay officer

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Jack fell first-

From the moment they crashed to every moment that followed (particularly Davey talking back- like at distribution) made him fall more in love.

Davey fell hard-

He watched Jack stand up for his boys- putting himself in harm’s way instead.

He listened to Jack speak out for their rights, ready to fight for those he knew, those he’d just met, and anyone else facing the same injustice.

He looked up at Jack wrestling the chalk away to write out S T R I K E across the board, and damn if he wasn’t hit by a truck.

Maybe it wasn’t love at first sight…but it was something close to it

#javid thursday #but on a Tuesday #they’re in love your honor #Javid #jack kelly #davey jacobs #newsies #newsies 1992 #seize the day #newsies stage show #they’re gay officer #hopeless bisexual jack kelly #gay newsies #Kenny Ortega did his best for us #let them be together

[defalltt]

Good Omens 2 Has Left Me In Shambles Crying Screaming Rolling On My Floor How Am I Supposed To SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS I Can’t I Won’t What Am I Meant To Do With These Emotions THE KISS???? THE I FORGIVE YOU DONT BOTHER??????? NO I Refuse This Has All Been A Fever Dream THE LOOK ON CROWLEYS FACE

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #give me the gays #they’re gay officer #they are in gay love

[kei-maki]

Attention Jedtavius Fandom

The Jedtavius Haunted Mansion AU has commenced production :D

(Also get it because- 999 happy haunts- plus the main characters- equals 1005-)

#jedtavius #natm jedtavius #natm octavius #natm jedediah #natm #jedediah and octavius #jedediah x octavius #natm fandom #night at the museum #gay #father kent #haunted mansion 2023 #disney haunted mansion #haunted mansion #they’re in love your honor #they’re gay officer #ghost au

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

poe: “sometimes i knock on my fridge before i open it… want to know why?”

ranpo *with karl on his shoulder (bc i want him to be)*: “yes?!”

poe: “because there could be a salad dressing… do you understand?… you see the salad could be dressing itself therefore it would be quite rude and inappropriate of me to open the fridge…”

ranpo *talking to karl*: “you see karl,,, dressing could refer to a sauce for food but also a verb for putting on clothes!”

karl *jumping off ranpo’s shoulders tired of these two’s shenanigans*

#i put karl on here cuz i wanted to #karl bsd #i never post this ship but i do love them #bsd ranpo #bsd poe #the guild bsd #armed detective agency #they’re gay officer #rivals to lovers #god i love them #they’re so silly #they definitely think this #they’re so silly goofy *implodes from laughter* #they’re both so cute #bsd ranpoe #i love this ship #ship post #ship post and shitpost #the best of both worlds #teehee #silly goofy little dudes #bsd #bungo gay dogs #sorry about the colors i chose i wish i had more to choose from tbh

[evyltalks]

Are we interrupting something ??

#marauders #marauders fanart #art #fanart #dead gay wizards #dorcas meadowes #lesbian dorcas #dorcas x marlene #marlene mckinnon x dorcas meadows #dorcas meadows fanart #dorcas my beloved #marlene mckinnon #lesbian marlene #marlene mckinnon fanart #they’re in love officer