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Everyone thinks it was Jack who asked Davey, but it was the other way around
Jack is a flirt but anything serious and he goes into full-on-crisis mode
Davey is like ok then let’s fUckin go. Do you like me? Amazing we’re dating now.
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vicbutnotactually · 8 months
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@lucatea and I came up with our own little Caseynardo AU >:]
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The Old Men!
Basically, Leo and Casey get stuck in an alternate dimension where time moves a lot faster. By the time they are found, it’s been thirty years for them.
The world they’re in is very dangerous, almost apocalyptic and these old men are EXHAUSTED, but they have each other.
The teasing is relentless between them. While Casey comes up with the cheesiest and most ridiculous nicknames for Leo, Casey is almost exclusively referred to as Jones.
Casey had the most pathetic attempt at growing facial hair and Leo HATES it (but secretly loves his scruffy goofy look,) there have been many arguments about the facial hair but Casey refuses to shave it.
A little scene by @lucatea :
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Trasncript:
L: Shave it, Jones
C: Hamato.
L: Casey
C: yes, my darling husband?
L: SHAVE THE DAMN BEARD
Some random notes for this au (mostly by Luca) :
- They probably get there through some portal mishap, and once the boys and April find them, Mikey is the first to catch on with Raph being the last, purely because I think it’s funny for Raph to be completely clueless when it comes to the fact that they are married.
- Leo has a prosthetic leg, and Casey doodled all over it and drew his initials on the bottom.
- Casey has graffitied every surface in their house, most with “CJ was here” and eventually “L + C.” Eventually it changed from “CJ was here” to “CJH was here.” It’s become a sort of game, where Casey tries to find more and more unique places to hide his name.
- They hyphenated their last names
- Casey calls Leo ‘Mr Jones’ to tease him
- They are always saving each other’s butts and tease each other every time it happens (look at the quotes)
Some quotes:
Raph: Wait- so you guys are MARRIED ?!
Casey: Hell yeah we are, isn’t that right buttercup
Leo: I want a divorce.
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Casey: You’ve been saved by The Amazing Casey H Jones once again!
Leo: yeah yeah, pass me the first aid kit.
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Leo: Why is it that I’m always saving your dumbass, Jones?
Casey: Because you love my Dumbass
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*Leo does something dumb off screen*
Casey: LEONARDO JONES I SWEAR TO HELL-
Raph: Did you hit your head or something Casey?
Casey: What?
Raph: its Leonardo Hamato. Not jones, jones is your name.
Casey: Nah man, i got Hamato
*Donnie and April having the same realization behind a clueless Raph*
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The argument about the beard eventually escalates:
Leo (holding a blade): If you won’t shave it, I will
Casey: You’re gonna have to catch me, Mr Jones
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hanakihan · 8 months
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okay lmao but imagine SL canon having plot twist of jinwoo and haein not dating (as everyone around thought) but being in an autistic gay disasters friendship solidarity
two usually pokerfaced people meeting together to share suffering of meeting their crashes but ain’t being able to normally confess
Jinwoo 🤝🏻 Haein
Giving each other tips on how to romance Jinchul (whom Haein knows longer than Jinwoo) and Juhee (whom Jinwoo knew much longer)
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prick-up-ur-ears · 5 months
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my Imogen dice came today, and in true Imogen fashion, the first roll was a natural 1
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jewishmexican · 1 year
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canvas david was so BOLD it feels like every screenshot I find it’s of him being like “exers hot” while he’s right next to him then canon david is like “i’m not gay what are you talking about”
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greybackpack · 7 months
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I’m still thinking about Tilda and her relations to my version of Elisabet. Like, you don’t get a lot about how Lis felt other than disappointment and anger about Tilda’s possible involvement in stealing a copy of GAIA. I mean she said she didn’t… but she’s also a spy. And like that voice explaining Zero Dawn in the old Zenith base of operations sounded like a modulated version of Tilda’s voice- the way it pauses and drawls out the vowels is the same, I think. Just deeper? Modulated, perhaps?
Like there’s no way Lis actually believed she didn’t. She knows better than anyone what how cunning Tilda is and how intelligent and savvy she is with manipulating people. It makes her a great spy, but perhaps not a great person. And she’s had time to cook.
Like, how did they break up? Why? Was it amicable?
Tilda spent a thousand years regretting it and regretting that she left Lis behind… but what did Lis feel? Does she still hold some affection for Tilda? When she realizes Tilda’s fucked up (BETA, I’M STILL PISSED ABOUT HOW BADLY THE ZENITHS FUCKED BETA UP) and the extent of the damage, what would happen?
Did she also regret it? Did she think that Tilda helped with the betrayal? Anyways, here’s a possible snippet for the far (heh) future of the fic:
Elisabet stood there, facing her past in a way she hadn’t thought possible. Hadn’t thought will ever be possible again.
She had thought this chapter- this relationship- of her life was closed. When Aloy had recounted her experience in the facility, Elisabet hadn’t truly thought about the implications outside the mind numbing fact that she has another clone-daughter. But then she had met Beta, and it was okay, better than okay, that she had another daughter.
And then there’s this. This- her- there she is, floating in the air and looking as stunned as Lis herself feels. Tilda van de Meer.
“Elisabet?”
God, even the sound of her voice back bittersweet memories. All of those coffee dates and the art galleries and science expos… and the moment Tilda broke her heart. Elisabet swallows, remembering the way Tilda had looked her in the eyes and told her that it couldn’t work out- that it won’t ever work- because of the nature of Tilda’s job. The lie in her eyes and that tremor in her steady hands, Elisabet saw them.
“How is this possible?” Tilda whispers, white clad and shimmery arms armored with the Far Zenith shields reaching out to Elisabet. She stops halfway, as if she’s afraid that Elisabet will disappear the moment Tilda touches her.
“Cryo.” Elisabet says, still staring at Tilda. For the Old One, if she can even claim that title anymore, it has only been two, three years, since they broke things off. Lis hadn’t had time to grieve that relationship properly, having avoided the grief by throwing herself into work and fending off Ted’s lawsuits. Then, the Faro Plague happened… and she barely had time to grieve what she thought was Tilda’s death when it was reported that the ship had blown up on the way to Sirius.
Why are all of her exes so damn beautiful?
The Voice croons in restrained amusement, presence warming Elisabet’s back as the Old One straightens and draws herself up for a long over due conversation.
“That’s- That’s wonderful. I-” Tilda hesitantly, reverently, took Lis’ hands in hers. Elisabet let her, knowing she shouldn’t but all the same wanting the familiar touch. “Elisabet, I spent- I spent the last thousand years regretting how we ended. I regretted leaving you here to die with the rest of them and how we left things back then. But now… now, I get to have a second chance.”
Elisabet wants- she-
Elisabet rips her hands out of Tilda’s grasp.
“I don’t want to hear it. I- I thought you died.”
“The… the transmission.” Tilda’s voice gains a modicum of hope. “That wasn’t my idea, but they had thought it necessary. I thought you died, too. You should have come with us, then, then you wouldn’t have had to be frozen for a millennia.”
“That’s rich, coming from you. What was it, Tilda? The thing that you said when we broke things off? Oh, right, that “the nature of my work will make this difficult.” Well, the nature of my work made it difficult.” Her tone is bitter, twisted in hurt and heartbreak. It makes Tilda flinch.
A part of Elisabet, that unkind part she finds in herself in her darkest moments, purrs in satisfaction.
“Lis, you know that I hadn’t meant it like that-”
“No?” Elisabet shoots back, mouth pulling down. Aloy inches away from the two, the rest of the group watching the exchange like a riveting match of machine strike. Sylens rolls his eyes and wanders off into the lab. Elisabet sees all of this, but it doesn’t matter to her. All she saw was the woman that had broken her heart over and over again. “Even if it wasn’t what you meant, you still chose to leave, Tilda. To preserve yourself, if nothing else. You were scared, of how serious we were getting.”
Tilda laces her unfairly elegant fingers together, voice quiet as she agrees. “Yes… I suppose I was.”
“Didn’t you think, for one second, that I was afraid too?”
“… No. I hadn’t thought of that.”
“You betrayed me. You tried to steal GAIA. You lied to me about it. I saw the recording of the reception at the Far Zenith headquarters. I know what your voice sounds like, even if it was modulated.”
The words spill out, faster and more hurt than Aloy had ever heard.
“Lis-” Tilda floats closer, but Elisabet takes a step back. “I- won’t do it this time. I know… I know I disappointed you. I know I broke your heart.”
The Zenith swallows as Elisabet’s heavy gaze landed once more on her face, hurt and disappointment hitting Tilda like a hammer on cold metal. Elisabet’s quiet voice slides in between her ribs, stabbing at Tilda’s slow beating heart and splintering it.
“You chose yourself. Above the world… above me.”
“Please, Elisabet, allow me another chance.”
Elisabet laughs a short, mirthless exhale.
“Even now, you still haven’t even thought to apologize.”
“I’m sorry.” Tilda immediately says. “What can I do? What can I do to apologize? To make it up to you? Anything, Lis. Name it, and it’s yours.”
Elisabet grits her teeth, Tilda’s words reminding her unpleasantly of Ted. But if her relationship with Tilda had taught her anything, it’s that she can use this. Elisabet hates herself for thinking it, but her worry for Beta overrides any moral obligations she might have had.
“Get my daughter back,” she says. “And I’ll think about it.”
“Okay. Alright. Just- I will.”
Elisabet stares at Tilda, at the determined, desperate set of her old flame’s shoulders.
Because she’s not hurt enough, because Lis had hurt more, Elisabet couldn’t help but throw her words into Tilda’s face.
“If the Odyssey actually blew up, I think you would have been worth the tears I shed.”
With that, Elisabet hardens her heart once more and turns away. She doesn’t see the devastation that crosses Tilda’s face, nor does she see the way it crumples from the normally impassive face Tilda sports.
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Aloy leans against the table, watching Elisabet absently sifting through data.
“You alright?”
Even though Aloy gentled her voice, Elisabet still startles like a rabbit.
“Ah. Sorry you had to see that, kiddo.” Her mother sends a rueful smile her way. Aloy shrugs, all but silently shaking Elisabet and asking if she’s okay with her eyes alone.
“I’m okay.” Elisabet smiles again, a little more genuine this time. “I’m just worried.”
“About Beta and GAIA?” Aloy asks, nodding. “Don’t worry, I’ll get them back.”
“And about you too, silly.” Elisabet rounds the table and pulls Aloy into a hug.
“Make sure you come back,” she orders her daughter, chin resting on Aloy’s armored shoulders. Not the best for hugs, but Elisabet could give less of a fuck right now. “I want both of you to come back safe and sound, understand?”
“Yeah.” Aloy hugs her back. Elisabet squeezes her daughter tighter, and lets go. “I’ll be okay.”
“You’d better be. If you scare me like that ever again,” - the image of Aloy, pale and injured after the explosion flashes through Lis’ head. “Just- don’t, okay, sweetie?”
“Yeah. Sorry.” Aloy guiltily apologizes, remembering the exhausted state Elisabet was in, looking after her with little sleep. The drawn face coupled with the dark smudges underneath her mother’s eyes had Aloy making sure she was a little more careful on the field.
Elisabet presses a kiss on her forehead, patting the Nora huntress on the shoulder.
“And be careful around Tilda. She’s still- she’s good, at fooling people into thinking she’s on their side.”
“Speaking from experience, mom?”
“Yes,” she sighs, smiling at Aloy’s blatant curiosity. “I’ll tell you later. But, if we’re being honest, I think you have a better eye for figuring out those kinds of deception than I ever was.”
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moonlightdancer26 · 11 months
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concept: severitus fic (i used to snort those like crack) where harry and james are indian bc im indian and i say so. when sev adopts harry after james and lily's deaths, he finds a bunch of old journals and cookbooks and kids mythology books etc of james' and despite his reservations about james reads them so he can better understand how to raise harry without him usffering a disconnect from his heritage. told through present perspectives and the old books, we get to watch sev, james, harry, lily and everyone grow up two decades a part.
also there has to be at least one mention in the old journals of james in his first year freaking the fuck out because WHY WOULD YOU SAY CHAI TEA?!?! CHAI MEANS TEA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHITE PEOPLE SHIT anyway snapes hair looks extra greasy today i want to help him wash it bUT NOT IN THE GAY WAY I SWEAR THE ONLY MAN I WANT TO KISS IS SIRIUS wait a fucking minute
im supposed to be revising for my bio exam this afternoon but this concept has been haunting me since i woke up this morning i cant s t o p
You have done well, my young Padawan.
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also there has to be at least one mention in the old journals of james in his first year freaking the fuck out because WHY WOULD YOU SAY CHAI TEA?!?! CHAI MEANS TEA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHITE PEOPLE SHIT
I never thought I could relate to James this much 💀 what the actual hell is “Chai tea 🤓” you’re literally just repeating the same thing-
anyway snapes hair looks extra greasy today i want to help him wash it bUT NOT IN THE GAY WAY I SWEAR THE ONLY MAN I WANT TO KISS IS SIRIUS wait a fucking minute
real footage of 11 year old James while writing this:
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also ew Bio is disgusting, it’s the worst Science and y’all can’t tell me otherwise. I advise you to procrastinate as much as you possibly can <3 (jk jk you better start studying or else 11 year old Lily and I will be very disappointed in you ☝🏼)
P.S. I’m saying Lily instead of James or Sirius bc I know damn well those fuckers don’t give a shit about their tests 😭
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zodiac-senpai · 7 months
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I swear, I’m loving Kirito’s interactions when it comes to the boys in SAOLR 👀💕
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“Must I name all the hearts you’ve claimed in Underworld? Alice, Selka… Sortiliena, Ronie, Tiese, Fanatio, Medina, and Rogu and Eugeo, to boot.” - Cardinal to Kirito
“Go give it your all, man. Don’t let anyone beat you— unless they’re me!” / “Iskahn… Yeah. I won’t lose to anyone.” - Iskahn and Kirito
“I know. We’re depending on you. Thanks, Eldrie.” / “Wha-Wha—! We, we obviously intend to fulfill our duty regardless of thanks!” - Kirito and Eldrie
“I see why his people love him. Even as a guy. I think he’s dashing.” / “Hm? Did you say something?” / “Nope, nothing important! Let’s go, Shasta!” - Kirito and Shasta
“Thanks, Eugeo. I couldn’t ask for a better partner than you!” / “Haha. You won’t get away from me, even if you try!” - Kirito and Eugeo
“Rogu… When did you get so cool?! That’s so heroic!” / “What? I-It is?” / “Heck yeah it is! It’s like you said. We have to save this whole world!” / “Y-Yeah? Y-Yeah! Kito-niichan just said I was cool! Aw, yeah! This is awesome!” - Kirito and Rogu
“That’s the Itsuki I know and love. I’m counting on you.” / “Same here. Kirito-kun.” - Kirito and Itsuki (Kirito, don’t try to steal the FB Protagonist’s bf now 😅 You have PLENTY men now 🤣)
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sweetshire · 8 days
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So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D
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Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.
Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.
#sherlock holmes#my dearest blorbo#he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically#if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths#*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!!#see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate#he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him#he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson#he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But-#he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment#it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him#my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure!#OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual#but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does#i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him#he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know#acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it#i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks#he’s everything to me <3#alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye#acd holmes#if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u
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t-dubber · 2 months
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You ever draw something and you’re just SO happy that you did? Yeah.. that’s me right now. 💖💖💖💖
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agrebel18 · 1 year
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I just remembered that I had a dream where Gus and Matt were together somewhere and being badass during the day of unity AND THEN mattholomule figured something out then Gus thanked him right after with a wink, then he got flustered and yelled “UHHH THATS A HUMAN THING” and ran away but also grabby Matt along while Matty was confused but also blushing a little bit 😭
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underwater0firework · 3 months
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Listening to Will Wood’s Against the Kitchen Floor while thinking about Knowing Me, Knowing You by @f-imaginings is a new level of mentally ill
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orange-sunshines · 1 year
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kiri and baku cuddling, full on cuddling, bakugo tucked neatly in kiri’s chest, kiri’s arms wrapped around his waist, when kiri says “we’re best bros man, this best friend thing is going to be forever, okay? you’re not getting out of it” and bakugo just lays there absolutely floored. he’s been trying to show kiri he likes him for a month now. he can’t figure out if he’s the stupid one or if it’s kiri
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melikochan · 2 years
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Get you a girl who looks at you the way Aloy looks at Talanah
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zibiscusloon · 1 year
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I do like those Cala Maria/Nebuluna scenes... How do you think they got together?
Shenanigans my friend- shenanigans-
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Basically while on her whole “destroy Uncle Lucifer’s whole operation in Inkwell Isles” plan, Nebuluna would go around and look for his runaway debtors as a way to provide advice on how to avoid him for the time being and ways they could save their souls.
Eventually she caught wind of a sea beast who had sold her soul to “become the number 1 sea beast”. Neb honestly finds that to be a really fucking dumb to give your soul up for but she goes looking for her anyway.
Lo and behold, good old Nebuluna who has not felt any romantic attraction to mortals in centuries, starts feeling her heart pounding a lil harder than it should be when she meets her. She proceeds to have that good old “wait- fuck- go back-“ moment. (Neb really doesn’t want to get into a relationship with mortals-)
Cala absolutely toys with her of course, playing with her prey. Neb manages to fly away before Cala gets herself and angel for dinner, so they both leave disappointed. But with the same thought left over.
“Damn she was cute-“
(They’ll eventually get together through a series of Chippy being very not subtle about wanting to help her mom get a girlfriend-)
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thejadecount · 2 years
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I love it how as a fandom collectively, we took a single look at the turtles and figured out their energies to a T. We got absolutely NOTHING wrong.
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