#disaster husbands

[vicbutnotactually]

The husbands in their new base

Pspspspspspsps @toothlesshat

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt leonardo #casey jones #tmnt 2k12 #leocasey #caseynardo #tmnt au #tmnt leo #tmnt casey jones 2012 #tmnt casey jones #disaster husbands tmnt au #disaster husbands #disaster husbands au

[stinalotte]

inspired by that fic by @massharp1971 where Atlantis gets pissed at John for being a dick to Rodney after Trinity

AITA for throwing my favorite human into the ocean having a slight transporter malfunction?

One of my (several million years, NB) humans (M37) recently blew up 5/6 of a solar system. My favorite human (M35) is pissed at him. I wasn't there and they haven't written their reports yet, so I don't know exactly what went down, but Favorite is being an ass to the other one. I know for a fact that he is no angel himself. Also, I like the solar system blowing up one, he takes care of me and fixes stuff when it breaks down.

So when Favorite was done being mean and touched the transporter panel without looking (because he wanted to be oh so suave and cool), I sent him exactly where he touched the display — 10.8 meters off of the South East pier. He splashed down into the ocean and eventually got rescued, and I think he learned his lesson. People are saying I'm the asshole because I had to override six security protocols and two subroutines to get the transporter to malfunction, and the waves were high and there were shark-like things, but eh. Sometimes you gotta yeet people into the water to get your point across.

#stargate atlantis #john sheppard #rodney mckay #disaster husbands #trinity (episode) #aita #poll

[sga-owns-my-soul]

I made this for you :)

first of all thank you second of all i LOVE this third of all literally so true

#okay actually tho #thank you!!!!!! #this is amazing #increidble #iconic #and literally so true #elizabeth is trying to run an expedition #and these men who are in charge #will not!!! stop!!!! flirting!!!!! #disaster husbands #i love them so much #losers (affectionate) #mcshep #john sheppard #rodney mckay #sga #asks

[lucatea]

HELLO I loveeeee the Caseynardo apocalypse au sooo much. Please tell me your favorite part/headcanon from it I’m begging. Just completely dump your thoughts I would love to read all of it! This au is just sooo good

HI!

Dude you have no idea how excited i was for this ask! @vicbutnotactually has been getting the majority and doing wonderfully with them, but I love this au and have too many thoughts for it!

Too many

But anyway, you wanna know my favorite part?

The name bit.

I think its hilarious how the two old men bicker over their last name. Casey being insistent to go by Leo’s last name, and Leonardo just calling him Jones out of habit.

Also Ricky. Ricky is amazing

Also have a random moment that i just dumped on @vicbutnotactually the other day.

Dont mind me with crack moments.

Leo having bad day and casey trying to cheer him up in the weirdest way possible.

Casey: Leo look at me, I love you, and i would love you even if you were a mass murderer.

Leo: that’s oddly specific.

Casey: its was the worst crime i could think of.

Leo: the justice system here can never catch us, we’re kinda above the law in a way anyway

Casey: shut up and let me comfort you idiot!

~ skip to Leo rescuing a bloody Casey after kicking ass ~

Casey: See? Told ya I’d still love ya~

Leo: shut the fuck up Jones.

Casey: Hamato.

Leo: Casey 💙

They’re just old men in love and it means so much to me!

#hakxhjsjsnakk THEM #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #tmnt leo 2012 #tmnt leo #feral leo #feral au #feral leo au #feral leo 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #disaster husbands

[ineffable-kelpie]

The Big Finish

Rating: G

Wordcount: 765

Prompt: A "we survived" hug

Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley

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Aziraphale’s miracles weren’t working. His miracles weren’t working, and neither were Crowley’s, and Crowley, who had apparently never fired a gun before—information that would have been useful to know before Aziraphale staked everything on this one trick—was holding a rifle. The rifle, as Crowley had so theatrically demonstrated moments before, was loaded. And, in a few moments, Crowley was going to point it at Aziraphale and pull the trigger.

It was going to be fine.

Aziraphale straightened, facing Crowley. The stage lights made everything else disappear. “Are you…ready…sir?”

Crowley had never looked less ready for anything. He made a face, silently begging Aziraphale for a way out of this. Maybe there could have been a way out of this, if either of their miracles were working. They could have simply left, and made everyone forget they were ever there. As it was, they were already onstage, in front of all these people, and Aziraphale couldn’t start his career as a semi-professional stage magician by backing out of a trick. That would be humiliating. He might actually prefer to be discorporated.

Aziraphale took off his hat, fixing Crowley with a look that he hoped communicated bravery and trust. Crowley wouldn’t let him down.  He knew Crowley could do this. Crowley, who looked like he was about to throw up, didn’t seem to know it himself.

“Ready?”

It was going to be fine. Aziraphale wasn’t the least bit worried. Because if he was, if there was any significant chance of this going wrong, he’d come to his senses and run offstage, and he couldn’t do that. He was in too deep. So he simply refused to be worried.

“Aim…”

Crowley raised the gun. His hands shook, which did not inspire a lot of confidence in his aim. He gritted his teeth with the effort of holding it still, his whole face screwed up as he found Aziraphale in the rifle’s sight. He could do this. He would never hurt Aziraphale, even by accident. It was going to be fine.

Aziraphale couldn’t watch. He squeezed his eyes shut as he yelled, “Fire!”

Boom.

Aziraphale braced for the impact of the bullet. It didn’t come. A second passed, and he opened his eyes. He was still onstage, still alive. It had worked. He’d survived.

He remembered, not a moment too late, to show the bullet “caught” between his teeth. The crowd erupted in applause. Aziraphale held up the bullet in triumph, beaming, his heart still pounding from the residual fear that he definitely hadn’t felt. “Oh, thank you! Thank…” He turned and saw Crowley, still holding the gun, a wide smile stretching across his face. The wonderful demon, Aziraphale knew he would come through for him, just like he had at the church, just like he always did—

Perhaps it was a delayed effect of seeing Crowley again for the first time in nearly eighty years. Or perhaps too much had happened that evening for Aziraphale’s heart to handle, and it all overflowed at once. Or perhaps it was simply the performance adrenaline. Whatever the cause, Aziraphale couldn’t stop himself from running to Crowley and throwing his arms around him. And it must have affected Crowley, too, because Crowley squeezed him back so energetically that Aziraphale’s feet lifted off the ground. “No paperwork!” he cackled.

“You did it,” Aziraphale said in a squeaky voice. “I knew—”

A flash bulb went off in the audience.

Right, the audience. The audience which had just watched a “total stranger,” who definitely wasn’t planted beforehand, shoot a bullet at Aziraphale. The audience in front of whom Aziraphale was now embracing said total stranger. That audience.

Aziraphale pushed Crowley away and stepped back, as if nobody would notice if he did it fast enough. Crowley’s face was a mask of shock. Aziraphale’s expression was probably about the same. How had that happened? He hadn’t been thinking. His brain had completely turned off, and when it came back on he was hugging Crowley on the West End stage, in front of his first real audience. His face burned. He strongly considered cursing. “Oh dear,” he said instead.

The audience had stopped clapping. Crowley glanced at them sidelong, like he wasn’t sure he wanted to see what was there. With forced casualness, he tossed up a hand and snapped his fingers. Oh, he was modifying their memory! Thank goodness he had the presence of mind to do that. Where would Aziraphale be without him?

Crowley’s miracle fizzled out pointlessly, just as all their other ones had. He swallowed visibly. “Oh dear,” he agreed.

#good omens fanfic #good omens ficlet #disaster husbands #bullet catch scene #sort-of crack #hugfest 2024 #cyankelpie's fic

[nothing-hurts-here]

The thing I like most about Steve and Eddie (as in romantically) is the fact that both would share one brain cell. Sure, they are both clever but total dumbasses at the same time and neither of them would be THE BRAIN. I imagine one day they probably talk about what to get for the kids to eat for the next Hellfire meeting while going grocery shopping and it turning into a full argument about whether they should get sweets or not ("you know how they get when they eat too much sugar in the evening. and by 'they' I mean 'you'." - "hey, that was ONE time!" - "yeah and I still feel exhausted from that.") and them paying and loading the van and driving to the trailer park (Eddie driving and loudly singing along to Led Zeppelin and Steve drumming the beat with his hands on the window, both just having a good time) just for Eddie to suddenly stop the van, slowly turn around to Steve and whisper "...We brought Dustin with us, didn't we?" So they have to turn around and pick up a very angry Dustin from the store and apologise over and over again ("you know what? It wouldn't be a problem IF IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED.") but they get him to forgive them by watching ghostbusters with him. Steve fell asleep within the first 10 minutes of the movie and Eddie and Dustin take the opportunity to draw on his face. The next day he overslept and had to rush to work and THAT'S when he knows something is not right because Robin is laying on the ground, laughing and crying and he rushes to the bathroom just to see little penises drawn all over his face (of course they did) and on his forehead "IF LOST RETURN TO EDDIE AND DUSTIN" and he wants to be angry but just can't bring himself to. Meanwhile Eddie makes waffles for Dustin at home and again he just stops his actions, slowly turns around and whispers "...We forgot to tell him to wash his face, didn't we?"

Just... Disaster husbands Eddie and Steve.

#stranger things #steve x eddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #gay #dustin henderson #disaster husbands

[hg-aneh]

🐕

#aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #i guess #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens fanart #anehmation #aneh draws #from that scene where crowley follows Aziraphale around like a lost puppy #disaster puppy

[allysketches]

gets in charge of the bookshop for 1 (one) day: shows up in a cardigan vest and metal sleeve garters, keeps the shop CLOSED, avoids selling a single book... iconic, truly did THE MOST, 10/10 😩👌🏻

(also, the way he was this 🤏🏻 close to finally achieving the status of house husband he's been dreaming about for MILLENIA just to have the rug pulled out from under him last minute... truly DEVASTATING 😩 my girl really can't catch a break 🤧)

#good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #do you have any idea how hard it was to distinguish wtf he was wearing exactly #when this walking disaster idea of fashion is black on black on black on black??!?!!? #i had to up the lightness to the max #and i'm still not 100% on the details tbh #but oh well #I'm sure I made better choices than he did

[amu-says-hav-says]

I can’t believe I went through all of Season 2 assuming Nina was the stand-in for Crowley when you actually pay attention it’s so CLEAR that she’s Aziraphale. I was tricked by her spiky, sarcastic, cynical outer shell and lulled into a false sense of security by Maggie’s bubbly optimism and wholesome goodness, because on the surface they reflect the ineffable husbands perfectly, in their personalities, their aesthetics, even many of their actions and morals. but not, and this is the real key, when it comes to their “relationship”. but those first impressions really had me damn fooled. 

I missed the blatantness of Nina’s “we’re just friends. actually we’re not friends. we barely know each other.” the same thing Aziraphale said in season 1.  the way he still struggles to quantify their friendship when Nina asks. Nina’s sarcasm when Crowley asks about rain and awnings because it worked for him (we all know it LMAO). hell, that whole convo the girls have in the rain is so AziraCrow (“I know. I’m not your type” “...You have no idea” hits so much harder the second time, help meeeee.) “Lindsay” maybe being symbolic of Heaven and Aziraphale’s toxic relationship with them and their abuse? (the handwritten text messages in red pen make me think of angry notes on paperwork, anyone else?) because Crowley has never actually cared about what Hell thinks of him, just not getting into trouble (or him or Aziraphale getting hurt). Maggie is always chasing Nina. NINA NEVER GOES IN THE RECORD STORE. Just like Crowley always goes to the bookstore, to Aziraphale, Zira NEVER WENT TO THE FLAT (apart from The Swap but that doesn’t count imo). Crowley has always chased Zira, not the other way around. Always there to rescue him, always going to him for company, always relying on their shared connection, always US. OUR SIDE. All through season one, he comes to Zira every time to work together, never trying to work alongside Hell in any way that isn’t to save their skins or Earth, while Zira hides things from Crowley because he STILL thinks Heaven is ultimately good and will do the right thing if he can just show them. fix it from the inside. 

Maggie working up the courage to finally say something, to put herself out there, while Nina is utterly oblivious and then when she does realise Maggie has feelings, becoming standoffish, putting up that barrier, fighting it, denying it, ITS SO CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE IN THAT ORDER. the way I was fooled into thinking Nina’s trust issues are Crowley because he does have trust issues ofc he does BUT Crowley has ALWAYS TRUSTED AZIRAPHALE. has always relied on him. has always been hurt when Aziraphale doesn’t immediately reciprocate the way he expects (the holy water request, the bandstand, the “off in the stars” etc). he’s always the one putting himself forward. Aziraphale has always been the one to second guess everything, to fight their connection, their similarities, their friendship. the girls really made me think it was going to be okay when they sat Crowley down, even as my inner sirens were going haywire about Metatron interfering, they were telling Crowley he just needs to open up and it’ll all work out BUT HE’S ALREADY AT THAT POINT. he may not say it, and by gosh is that part of their damn problem, but he’s always SHOWN IT. he’s not Nina who needs time to heal and recover from her broken trust, he’s always been Maggie believing it doesn’t matter, they’ll end up together in the end anyway AND I WALKED RIGHT INTO THE TRAP THAT THIS MEANT THEY WERE GOING TO BE OKAYYYYYYYYYYY

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #GO2 #GO2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #not me going to my basically unused sideblog that isn't GO related because I NEED TO YELL THIS SOMEWHERE #I mean outside of the relationship thing there are so many ways #that Nina and Crowley line up and Zira and Maggie #but the girls story isn't about them as people #it's about this relationship the boys are tryna push on them and what that relationship reflects about the boys #anyway I'm on my first rewatch for all the clue I missed #so I imagine I'll only spot more clues to berate myself about as I go #HOW DID I FALL FOR ITTTTTT #I can't believe I was so blind #OFC the Disaster Puppy Lesbian was Crowley #and OFC the Emotionally Abused Tortoise was Aziraphale

[greenthena]

"Crowley wants to be a house husband." "Crowley wants to be a house wife." Nope.

Crowley wants to be a house cat. He just wants to lie in the sun and knock your water glass off the desk.

#good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #house cat #disaster noodle #snake hips sink ships

[vicbutnotactually]

They hug

Despite being together for too damn long and constantly poking fun at each other, they still love each other

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt leonardo #casey jones #leonardo hamato #leocasey #caseynardo #tmnt leo #tmnt au #disaster husbands tmnt au #disaster husbands au #disaster husbands #ow my heart

[stinalotte]

#you just know they do it on every single planet they go to #disaster husbands #sga #john sheppard #rodney mckay

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Season 2 summed up]

Aziraphale's thoughts: Oh I shall team up with Crowley and make Nina and Maggie fall in love and make them confess. Oh what if I also confess then. I need to prepare everything to set the scene.

Still Aziraphale's thoughts: Ooohh a ball with dancing and tiny snacks to make it fancy and it will be like a Jane Austen novel coming to life and then I will ask Crowley to dance and all our problems will go away as I stare into his eyes....

Crowley's thoughts: Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe FUCK YOU GABRIEL Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe PLEASE HOLD MY HAND AZIRAPHALE Keep Aziraphale safe JANE AUSTEN WAS AN AUTHOUR?!?! Keep Aziraphale safe-

#my autistic bastard and adhd disaster #poor souls cant communicate #AM I WRONG #good omens meta #good omens analysis #good omens 2 #good omens #good omens season 2 #incorrect good omens #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable partners #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #incorrect good omens quotes

[mothsshoes]

the different vibes from these two this season is killing me 😭

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #sad homeless disaster puppy having a crisis #vs silly magician angel having the time of his life

[tang5325]

I haven't used Tumblr for years, maybe it's time to come here.

I'm considering posting all my GO fanart but it'll take time.🤔

Anyway, this is my first post, a disaster-puppy.

#good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #crowley #doodle #procreate #fanart #disaster-puppy #my artwork

[hg-aneh]

the disaster-puppyfication of Anthony J. Crowley

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #suggestive #good omens fanart #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens #look at him he comes with his own leash #aziracrow #disaster puppy #good omens comic #sorry i know i'm cringe #aneh draws #aneh wont shut up