#incorrect good omens

[the-snek-of-eden]

Aziraphale: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer. Crowley: You're right, Aziraphale.. Violence can't be the answer. Aziraphale: Correct, Crowley. Now, on to the next lesso- Crowley: Violence is the question. Crowley: And the answer is yes! Aziraphale: Crowley, no!!

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[goodomensbutwrong]

Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Aziraphale: Sure!

Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?

Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

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[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Season 2 summed up]

Aziraphale's thoughts: Oh I shall team up with Crowley and make Nina and Maggie fall in love and make them confess. Oh what if I also confess then. I need to prepare everything to set the scene.

Still Aziraphale's thoughts: Ooohh a ball with dancing and tiny snacks to make it fancy and it will be like a Jane Austen novel coming to life and then I will ask Crowley to dance and all our problems will go away as I stare into his eyes....

Crowley's thoughts: Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe FUCK YOU GABRIEL Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe PLEASE HOLD MY HAND AZIRAPHALE Keep Aziraphale safe JANE AUSTEN WAS AN AUTHOUR?!?! Keep Aziraphale safe-

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[scottishmushroom]

inaccurate good omens part 12

inaccurate good omens master post

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[eviebane]

Good Omens + text posts

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[sebbys-mama]

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[incorrectgoodomenss]

Aziraphale, seeing Crowley walk in: So, do I have a husband or a wife today?

Crowley: Since you ate the last slice of pizza you have an enemy.

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[idliketobeatree]

incorrect good omens part 1/?

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[innefableidiot]

*Crowley casually driving in the Bentley at like 100 mph*

Muriel on heelys speeding past the Bentley: HELLO MR CROWLEYY

Crowley: what the fuck-

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[demonic-mnemonic]

Aziraphale steps out of the elevator in heaven and is immediately confronted face to face by god herself.

"Aziraphale. Where is the wily serpent I gave you, Aziraphale? To help guard the earth?"

"UHHHH..."

"I swear to Me, if you tell me you misplaced him too I am gonna fucking smite somebody."

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[the-snek-of-eden]

Crowley: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Aziraphale: Crowley: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? Aziraphale: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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[goodomensbutwrong]

*at a zoo*

Crowley: What are they in for?

Aziraphale: Crowley, this isn't prison.

Crowley: So they can leave?

Aziraphale: No, but-

Crowley, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale: You know my dear, perhaps we could take this as an opportunity to brush away and misunderstandings and just dance

Aziraphale, moving closer: Maybe this night could even lead to more intimate territories

Crowley: THERE ARE DEMONS AT THE DOOR I REPEAT A GAGGLE OF DEMONS AT THE DOOR

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[scottishmushroom]

inaccurate good omens part 1

I always love seeing these so I tried making some myself!

inaccurate good omens master post

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[eviebane]

Good Omens + text posts

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[thescholarlystrumpet]

(my half asleep brain wrote this last night)

Crowley: Ha! So, you really do like me, Angel. Admit it.

Aziraphale: Crowley, it's our wedding day.

Crowley: … and that means you like me?

Aziraphale: Yes, dear. I like you very much.

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