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Matty at reading today did something to me.. flatmate smut after the show? 🤭

flatmate/dad!matty my beloved!! combining with girlie (any au) telling matty how proud she is after the set and he gets a love boner

you know how matty left the stage earlier than the other boys? literally the first thing he did was go to find you, hanging a bit further back at the side of the stage with his mum, your mum, and your daughters - dylan, who's canonically almost three at this point, has her little headphones on and is fighting to stay awake clinging onto your leg, but baby elena is fast asleep in her nana's arms lol. he hugs his mum and your mum first, dropping a soft little kiss onto the baby's fluffy little head, before he scoops your toddler into his arms and pulls you in for a kiss. and denise is like "listen, we'll take the girls back to the hotel and keep an eye on them, you two go and have fun"; you and matty are both like "are you sure?", and your mum takes a now-sleeping dylan from matty like "yes. go! enjoy yourselves", so you hug your mothers and kiss your babies goodnight, and then matty takes your hand and leads you back towards the stage area.

i think you pull him into a little darkened corner so you can kiss him properly, your hands in his hair and his on your waist - matty grins when you break for air like "was the onstage snog not enough for you, babe?", and you take his face in your hands like "shut up, i'm just really proud of you, s'all. always knew that album was amazing, and it would lead to amazing things for you and the boys, but seeing all those people sing it with you and appreciate it so much an actual decade later... it's surreal. nearly cried about five times out of pride during the set. and then another five cos of how good you sounded. and probably another ten on top of that just cos i fancy you so much lol. yeah. i just love you a lot, babe, and i'm really really proud of you". matty smiles really sweetly at you, turning his head so he can kiss the palm of your hand then pulling you into a hug (with a head kiss) like "i genuinely, genuinely couldn't have done any of it without you. i love you", and the two of you just hold each other, gently swaying, for a while - that is, until you feel something familiar pressing into your lower stomach lmao. the smile is audible in your voice as you whisper "babe, are you hard right now?", and matty sighs "yeah, i am. i can't help it though! i'm just... feeling the love from you"; you pull back so you can give him a peck like "well, let's find somewhere private and sort it out then", and matty's like "really? i had plans for us to go and have a wander, see who else was playing right now", and you're like "well, we can still do that after i get you off, yeah? and honestly, i've been thinking about doing that for you since the second you stepped onstage tonight, baby". matty laughs and shakes his head in disbelief like "almost ten years on and we're still fucking insatiable for each other. alright, sweetheart, let's find somewhere where i can get you out of those fucking jeans in peace".

after five minutes of running around hand-in-hand, giggling like the horny twenty-somethings you once were as you search the artists' area for a suitable shagging location, "somewhere" turns out to be an unoccupied and totally empty dressing room belonging to a young band you saw play and met that afternoon - matty's like "god i hope they haven't forgotten anything and need to get back in", and you're like "it's fine they were all looking at you as if they'd actually met god earlier lol they'd be honoured to find out we got it on in their dressing room". matty laughs as he locks the door behind you and presses you up against it, pressing kisses into your neck and chest as he unbuttons your shirt like "god, i love you", and you impatiently pull his t shirt over his head like "then fuck me like it now, please!"; he's like "oh, i intend to", kissing you and walking you backwards towards the makeshift dressing table (a regular table with a mirror wall-mounted above it lmao), before spinning you around, unbuttoning your jeans, and bending you over it. while matty works on pushing your jeans and thong down, you pull your tits out of the cups of your bra (which earns you a "fuuuuuuuck, babe") and grind back against matty, who's undoing his trousers with one hand and rifling in his pocket with the other - he's like "huh. i don't have a condom. that alright?" and you smirk at him in the mirror like "well, that's on-brand for you", giggling as matty rolls his eyes and smacks your bum before continuing "yes, it's alright. i really don't care, i just need you inside me now, babe, please". at that, matty bends down to kiss your shoulder like "alright, sweetheart", and then slowly slides inside you, watching your jaws drop in tandem through the mirror as he bottoms out. and i think it starts out quite tender and slowly passionate, the two of you exchanging "i love you"s and matty reaching forward to hold your hand as he thrusts into you, but that doesn't last long - given how fucking feral the two of you are for each other, within a couple of minutes you're being fucked quite relentlessly, matty holding your hips so hard they'll bruise as he pounds into you, his eyes flitting between your tits and your fucked-out face. and him being him, he's desperate for you to cum before he does, so he snakes a hand round to touch your clit, cooing "i know, baby, i know it feels good. will you cum for me, gorgeous, be my good girl and cum all over my dick? need you to do that for me, sweetheart, please" in response to your moans. as soon as you hear "good girl", you're a goner, orgasm hitting you so hard you genuinely start crying, which in turn triggers matty's - after a few more stuttered thrusts and a plea from you to "fill me up, baby, please", matty's done, collapsing on top of you as he cums inside you. you both kinda manoeuvre yourselves so you can kiss after you've caught your breath a little bit, before hissing as matty pulls out and reaches down to grab the little packet of tissues from your jeans pocket; after he's cleaned you both up and you redress, matty grabs your face and kisses you really tenderly like "that was fucking incredible. you're fucking incredible. i love you, wifey", and you're like "i love you so much. and i'm still so proud of you". matty groans like "babe you need to stop with that before i fucking pop another boner honestly", and you giggle like "i wouldn't mind that! but yeah. if we leave now we can still make it to the other stage in enough time to continue the nostalgia and hear mr brightside lol", and matty kisses you one more time before he says "let's go, then, babe" <3

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what did dword girly even do to get him to call himself that on stage, what is he doing to that poor girl she was probably busy and stressed enough WORKING and he went and probably made her stop dead in her tracks when he called himself daddy on stage infront of the whole festival and bbc watchers at home. her and i need a minute after that I’m sure

someone else also said My brain can not handle the fact that he most definitely said “daddy’s fucking right” on stage last night. My brain is in delulu land, like I need that man to repeat those exact words, between my legs

in the blurb i wrote yesterday about you having been working non-stop in the run-up to r&l, i referenced matty coming back from the US shows and coming into the office when you were doing a late shift to see if he could help you with any last few work bits that needed done. but there was nothing, and you were still stressed, so matty took advantage of the empty offices and was like "baby, you need to relax. let me make you feel good", and got on his knees under your desk so he could go down on you and help your brain switch off for a bit. it did the trick, it ticked off a fantasy on both you and matty's lists lol, and you went home feeling a little bit better. but once the post-orgasm haze wore off when you got to the house... the stress returned. and matty was really sweet about it, pragmatically going through the list of things that needed to be done with you to make sure you hadn't missed anything; when you both determined that you'd done everything that had to be done, matty pulled you onto his lap and gave you lots of little kisses all over your face like "see? you're a pro, darling. knew you hadn't missed anything, i just knew it", and you giggled like "yeah, you're right, you're so right" as his kisses started to trail down your neck, and matty pulled back to take your face in his hands and kiss you like "yeah, princess. daddy's fucking right. now, let me make sure allllllll of that unnecessary stress is out of your head, yeah? my perfect girl deserves to feel good". and of course you let him fuck any last dregs of worry out of you - and let me tell you, he was THOROUGH about it lmao.

so, naturally, when you hear him utter those very words onstage at reading, not really that long after you've allowed yourself to leave work mode and be in enjoyment/proud girlfriend mode... you're not chill about it. so not chill about it, in fact, that ms xcx - who you've been downing vodkas with for the entirety of your boyfriends's set - actually has to be like "babe, are you alright? you look like you've seen a ghost". you're tipsy like "i can't believe he just fucking called himself that. onstage at reading festival. and on a livestream by the british broadcasting corporation. people have paid telly license fees in good faith and had to hear him say that! fuck!", and charli's like "what did he say? daddy? what's the big-OH MY GOD REALLY? wow, that is not the vibe he is giving off to me AT ALL. but i love that for you lol. you kinky little bitch!"; you're like "charli i am begging you please do not let on that you know" and she hugs you like "won't even tell george don't worry. and you don't wanna KNOW the stuff me and him are getting up to (i mean, you kinda do, but you won't pry). but yeah, i think you're maybe in for a fun night tonight, babe, if matty's feeling himself like that", and you're like "yep, i think you're right". and charli's like "well then, cheers to us and getting railed post-show!", and you laugh and clink cups and enjoy the rest of the set in peace.

as she is about most things in life, charli is dead on about you being in for a wild night after the show - matty comes offstage and heads straight for you so he can make out with you immediately, before lifting you into a hug and being like "hi, perfect girl. d'you enjoy that? i did". and you're like "mhmm. you were amazing, as always", and matty kisses you sweetly before he smirks like "d'you hear what i said, too?", and you're like "i did! i found it very... interesting"; he's like "well, i was just thinking about how well the show was going, and then i started thinking about how it wouldn't have been half as good if my princess of a girlfriend hadn't worked her magic on the prep, and then i thought about how stressed she was about it and how i helped her be less stressed, and then had the amazing idea that i could do the same thing but as a way to show her how grateful i am for her work and how much i love her". you blush and kiss matty's neck like "well, how do you want me, daddy?", and matty's like "all spread out for me, princess, on that sofa in the extra green room. up for it?" - you nod like "take me now, please", and matty's like "oh, gladly". and yeah, in that random spare room that the team were given and didn't use at all... matty definitely made sure you had a good night lmao <3

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Just Ross. Thoughts about Ross at R&L. Feral thoughts about Ross at R&L. When the camera was on him for a solid like 15 seconds maybe and his eyes were so dark and his ARMS and his skin was so glowy (idk why I’m thinking that) and his t shirt fit him so well and. thoughts. about things post show.

omg wait i think this is one for ross and shy gf!! like you didn't know him back in the self titled days, so when he appears backstage in his hoodie (a sight you associate with home. and lowkey also sex because you like stealing his hoodies afterwards lol) with his hair DOWN?? you're shook. and also losing it. ross being ross, obsessed with making you all flustered, definitely bites back a grin as he walks over to you and scoops you into his arms like "hi love. how do i look?"; mind you, the hoodie is doing a very good job of showing off just how fucking broad he is, and he's accessorised it with a classic ross macdonald flirty smirk, so you can only respond by blushing and pressing your forehead against his cutely like "yeah um you look really good. yeah". and ross just giggles and thanks you, and yeah fine the two of you have a little kissy moment in the corner (matty wolf-whistles but his gf (bday party girly btw) smacks him on the back of the head and tells him to shut up lol) before it's time for you to go to the viewing area and the boys to go to stage. and it's great - the boys are great, it's so sweet watching them get excited and play this album that started it all for them, and ross just looks so fucking GOOD. he's so sexy in the low lighting, all dark hair and dark eyes and just "tall dark and handsome" personified, and then he takes the hoodie off and puts his hair up and you're a goner - like you said, his ARMS in that t shirt? you have to cling onto the railing to stay upright lmao. it's the first time you've seen him be quite so casually dressed onstage, and it's making you loopy; ross playing bass in a t-shirt is a sight you normally only see at home, usually preceded or followed by a lazy makeout session that 9 times out of 10 will end up in sex. and apparently you're not the only one thinking about that during the show - ross's eyes, darker than usual and clearly in some sort of mood (😈), flick up to you at one point while you're clinging to the railing looking at him, and he winks at you and nods slightly as if to say "i know, baby". as soon as he comes offstage, ross lifts you into another hug/kiss moment, which is sweet for exactly 2 seconds as you say "well done, i'm proud of you. i love you!" and he says "i love you too"; right after that, though, ross's lips move to your neck and he murmurs "could tell you were enjoying the show a lot, love" into your skin, and you breathily say "i was enjoying YOU". ross pulls back from your neck to kiss you again, and i mean like KISS you, a head-spinning heart-racing brain-melting makeout, before he says "can we go and find somewhere quiet so i can enjoy YOU now, then? s'only fair" - your cheeks are set aflame, but you nod frantically, which makes ross giggle and kiss your nose like "alright, let's go then". very cute but also very sexy!! <3

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Mads since seeing Adams story I can’t stop thinking about matty and d word girlie cuddled up in their hoodies watching the next set 😭😭

after your little, um, sexcapades in the empty green room lol, matty gets changed out of his stage clothes and you steal one of his hoodies (because it's chilly!) and you head to the other main stage so you can see the killers. when you get there, you hug and congratulate the rest of the band, who have the good grace not to question what you and matty were up to, although charli winks at you and mouths "good?" - you mouth back "great", and she nods approvingly lol. but yeah, you have such a nice time watching them; matty giggles at how adorable you are, because basically every other song that the killers play makes you go "oh, i forgot about this song! what a fucking TUNE!", and he sneaks little kisses with you as you dance together. he's like "did you dance to these songs at house parties?" and you're like "yeah lol", and he laughs like "thank fuck we've found a shared experience that transcends the age gap". at that point, mr brightside starts, and you're like "oh come on, everyone's danced to this at a house party lmao i bet our kids'll do it too" - you don't even mean to say it, and your eyes widen when you realise. naturally matty (still dancing about to the first verse) JUMPS on it like "OUR kids?? you've thought about us having kids??", and you're like (also bopping) "um... yeah"; matty just BEAMS and kisses you, before pulling back like "let's talk about it after the song, yeah? this is good, sweetheart, really", and you're so relieved like "alright, baby". and then you just dance, with each other and your friends, scream-singing the lyrics like maniacs and just having the time of your lives. matty hugs you from behind as the song ends and brandon flowers does his little "thank you" bit, and you just feel so... euphoric, actually, so loved and in love with matty and with life in general lmao. it's very sweet and lovely <3

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had a thought about d word matty and that pic he posted of the box in the dark and him making girlie stand infront of it and takimg some artsy pics just fpr him 😭

when they set the box up for the first time the night/early morning before reading and switch it on, you and matty take a romantic stroll down to the stage together to take a look. and i think matty genuinely might get a little bit emotional, seeing the same design from the tiny stages of years ago on this massive one a decade later, so you walk over to him and give him a big hug, which he reciprocates gladly - when he pulls back and looks at you though, he gets this really soft dreamy look in his eyes. you're like "what?", and matty just smiles and strokes your face and says "the way the light's reflecting on you... you look kinda ethereal, baby" - you smile bashfully and he's like "oh god, my heart. angel girl for real", and you're like "are you high? i look so... casual. i'm in your jumper, for christ's sake, babe, lmao". and matty's like "i said what i said! let me take a picture of you then, if you don't believe me. see for yourself"; he does just that, taking pics of you side-on to the box so it reflects your face, then backlit by it (he moves further back to get a perspective shot of you looking teeny tiny in front of it), then a final set of you looking at it and it being reflected in your eyes. those are matty's favourites - he posts one to his insta story with some crazy poetic caption about the visual representation of his work, one of the most important things in his life, being within the actual visual part of the other most important thing. he is genuinely a little bit high lmao. but he loves you a lot <3

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A GIFT <333333

all i can say is thank you and also

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d-word matty knowing his girl is watching the screens backstage 😭😩

https://x.com/whataxshame_/status/1695811396678676763?s=46&t=7Y0yUvby-KxFNy5XCIM54w

omg yeah like following the use of the d word in my last blurb, he does this and charli practically has to hold you up because your knees are about to give out lol. he's in such a flirty mood with you!! <3

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ROSS IS IN LEATHER AT LEEDS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HE'S WHAT?! FUCK. I NEED TO SEE!! BUT ALSO I MIGHT DIE. SHIT!! A CONUNDRUM!! <3

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i’m sorry to the d word truthers but i’ve watched the video over and over and i am very convinced he said “that’s right that is right” not “that’s right daddy’s right” 😭

he did, it seems! lowkey i'm relieved because i would not have known what to do with myself had he actually said it lmao. that said, the d word blurb requests about him saying it are already in, so for the purposes of those we shall have to pretend that he actually didn't say it and it wasn't a mass wishful thinking session lol <3

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"That's right that is right" he's overenuciating the t on that so it sounds like d word but his larynx is just weirdly co pressed in that position I'm pretty sure.

matty healy's wack ass voice strikes again 😔 i'm joking i love him regardless. although he's wreaking havoc on my blood pressure lmao <3

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getting reports that matty said the d word onstage last night in reference to himself. impact on the tmr community is expected to be devastating. will continue to give you regular updates as they are received <3

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Hmm baby 3 after the backstage shenanigans

you know i never planned for them to have three but it happening because yet again matty didn't have a condom is too poetic an idea for me not to at least consider it. hmmmmm. they could even call her jenny cos she was prob conceived while the killers were playing jenny was a friend of mine lmfao (i'm kidding about that btw. but i'll defo have a think about whether or not baby girl healy #3 will be a thing) <3

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does anyone have a video of that by chance ? (asking for a friend)

first slide on this post, still trying to decipher what exactly he says <3

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Oh the video has been on repeat he definitely said the dword

IN WHAT CONTEXT JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID HE EVEN SAY <3

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