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Info on starting a store with Fourthwall
Admin Didi here, sorry if this sounds like an ad because it isn't, I just want to share how much I've enjoyed building our new store with Fourthwall! We were able to merge our print on demand shop with our shipped from home Junk Box store thanks to them. They also do digital downloads, tip jar, and they're beta testing a Patreon-style membership platform. They got twitch integration to gift people stuff over stream which really tempts me to start streaming some sort of shifty nonsense in the future so we can give stuff out.
Anyone who is interested in selling their own merch or who already has a store somewhere can skip the waitlist and try it out with our link: link.fourthwall.com/shiftythrifting and I think they'll give you some sample credit to see how you like their print on demand stuff, too.
I can't gush enough about these guys and how much time and work I'm saving having all our store stuff in one place. I'm impressed so far and I hope they keep up the good work.
#fourthwall#admin didi#text post#I am loving their payouts too cause they use square#no fucking around with paypal#no getting taxed TWICE#ask me about my FUCKING TAXES#pls I need a shifty tax professional lmao#if you got fw questions or need help dm me on realdirtfacts
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hey twitter pals that have followed me here! Did you know that I am a part of the @shiftythrifting team? Go follow us, we have some wild shit and sometimes @realdirtfacts and I naked wrestle outside a waffle house but you can only see that with your heart if you believe
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Tag 9 people you want to get to know better!
Tagged by @bisexualcauliflower 🙂
Currently reading: Culture Warlords by Talia Lavin
Favorite color: Green 💚
Last song: “Planisphere” by Justice
Latest Movie: Daddy-O; I’m watching the MST3K channel on Pluto 😂
Sweet/spicy/savory: All of the above! 😂 Esp in some sort of combination. I’m just here for fun flavors. 😎
Currently working on: Unfucking my condo. I still have boxes I need to unpack left over from when I moved. 😩
Tagging (no obligation tho!):
@chemicallywrit
@dadprom
@spacer-babe
@mcnerds
@realdirtfacts
@lozartist
@dinosaur-j
@zackthebrown2
@stitchyscarecrow
@doctorbeverlycrusher
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Sleep Token - “Shelter”
Going through my “batch listen” playlist, videos 353-364 are all Sleep Token songs. It’s been awhile since I listened to them on headphones, so I cried through most of ‘em. (I listen on my boombox while I shower, but the audio quality isn’t the same.) “The Way That You Were” got me more calmed down, and then this bugger! Oh god, so beautifully devastating.
I love that Sleep Token has been such a catalyst for catharsis for me this year. I owe @realdirtfacts my eternal gratitude for this. Like, I never expected my year (well, starting in February) to be so entwined with this band, but they really are so wonderful. They have a special place in my heart.
What’s #365? A mariachi band? I think that’s a suggestion from Saffy, haha. Nice contrast, indeed.
#music#video#music video#3am feelings#3am is the time to be gutted by music#sleep token#sleep token (music)
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Assassin (1986)
A federal agent is yanked from retirement to stop an out-of-control android programmed to kill.
Special note: this is a tv movie! That’s a guarantee for... some kind of time.
right off the bat i just want to say that the killer android being named ‘Robert Golem’ is REALLY SOMETHING.
‘This has some fine 80s stank on it’ @bioelectriccell
our main man henry really endeared himself to me when he got pissed at the agency guys after he learned about the robot and then just PUNCHED THEM BOTH on the way out of the apartment
shoutout to @realdirtfacts because i was looking at one of the agency guys going ‘he looks familiar’ and they said ‘isnt he the guy from breaking bad’ and i was like ‘idk i dont actually watch the show’
and it totally was
henry is the star of this movie both actually and because EVERY FUCKING EXPRESSION HE HAS HAS ME IN STITCHES
anyway the robot can fuck and as @bioelectriccell said, ‘We got blinky lights. We got beep boops. We got a robot that can fuck. What more do we need in a movie.‘
10/10 on the beetsometer. wonderful movie. watch it.
[Watch it on Youtube!]
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@realdirtfacts oh no baby we’re goin SLIDERS they bust my intestines up real good and we’re gonna need that kind of firepower here
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can you draw a map of places with strange names?
Sure.
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ShiftyThrifting Info Masterpost
The Team!
Didi @realdirtfacts : tumblr, design, junk boxes - MA
Otter: tumblr, artist - TX
Sam @lozartist : discord, junk boxes, digital products - VA
Zack: twitter - VA
Ten: tumblr - KY
McNerd @mcnerds : tumblr - Germany
Baby Thanos: instagram - ID
Kikwi: shopper - CT
Virgil: tumblr, archivist - TX
Support the cause!
Our Merch, Junk Boxes, Club Shifty and tip jar
Make a store like ours with Fourthwall
Our Spoonflower fabrics
Submit your finds
More Shifty: Twitch ~ Twitter ~ Instagram ~ Facebook ~ Discord (backup)
To curate your experience, use tumblr’s blacklist to mark any phobias you may have. Don’t want to see our ads? Blacklist ‘our shirts’ and ‘our merch.’ Don’t want sexual content? Blacklist ‘nsfwish’ and ‘innuendo’. We will never do paid promotions. We try very hard to tag everything but be patient if we make human errors. If there’s something we missed, our ask box is always open. Queue wait time is 3-4 days on average. Thank you guys!
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GIF 1: Purple text that reads: "Submission based blog our photos come from all over the world".
GIF 2: Green text that reads: "Comments made by submitters and fans do not represent us". End ID.]
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top 10 worst baby names
(I know you asked about baby names and not celebrities or things)
These are the baby names from the list at Baby Names That Sound Like Boring People Names (this was a Google Books search I made on a whim):
Adam
Albert
Amelia
Amelia
Amedita
Andrew
Angelica
Anna
Anthea
Anthony
Augusta
Anneliese
Anne
Ann
Anna
Anne
Amy
Annamarie
Amina
Amber
Amalthea
Annabell
Annie
Amanda
Ada
Agnes
Ada
Ada
Irena
Adalaide
Adda
Adelaide
Aldegond
Adeline
Aderyn
Adesu
Adila
Adele
Adelica
Adila
Adhora
Adina
Adira
Adita
Adira
Adison
Adi
Adi
Adrienne
Adriana
Adrienne
Adulah
Aekyudha
Alastair
Ala
Alina
Alan
Alameda
Alain
Alana
Alanna
Alano
Alec
Alfred
Alfey
Alec
Aleck
Alma
Aldwyn
Leal
Alerica
Ali
Ali
Alma
Almarah
Alessia
Alex
Alexie
Alexin
Alexus
Alix
Alecia
Alessandro
Alexander
Andrew
Alyssa
Allen
Alana
Alaine
Alla
Alda
Alanna
Alice
Alexander
Alyssa
Aleta
Alys
Alister
Alleyne
Allison
Alonzo
Albert
Alphe
Alphius
Alvin
Alvin
Avani
Ahmet
Ahmad
Alexa
Alec
Amalia
Amariah
Amaryllis
Amy
Angel
Angelica
Angelina
Alastair
Alastair
Alana
Alderic
Adalyn
Ada
Adakun
Adalin
Adaline
Adah
Adaine
Adairne
Adalia
Aderyn
Aderin
Adalyn
Adalin
Adalin
Adalin
Adalin
Ada
Adaine
Adailyn
Adaina
Adaia
Adah
Adain
Adaine
Adalian
Adair
Adaia
Adain
Adaine
Adain
Adaine
Adain
Adaine
Adaina
Adara
Adara
Adalee
Adad
Adaia
Adalia
Adalee
Adana
Adan
Adania
Adane
Adania
Adad
Adaine
Adam
Adamo
Adamy
Adamay
Adani
Adanya
Adamant
Adamara
Addie
Adelaide
Addalaine
Adelle
Adena
Adie
Adiana
Adian
Adianna
Adi
Adila
Adil
Adila
Adilah
Adimas
Adina
Adish
Addi
Adora
Adorna
Adrian
Adrien
Adrienia
Adrina
Adina
Adimas
Adria
Adrianne
Adrienne
Adu
Aduna
Adua
Adushe
Addalyn
Adalaide
Adalaide
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do you have any pics of the fossil they have yet to identify?
Yeah, here you go.
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top 10 rumors about Dracula
11. Dracula loves jazz and wears a blue coat
10. Dracula wants to rule the world
9. Dracula has a secret wife
8. Dracula wears a fake mustache
7. Dracula wants to destroy Western civilization and become god
6. Dracula has a secret son
5. Dracula can fly in the daytime
4. Dracula loves cats
3. Dracula wears a green trench coat
2. Dracula loves to drink
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can you show me a grim dark future map of the US?
I can do that!
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Can I see your tinder profile?
Sure -- in fact I will.
Heterosexual
Male
Age: 22
Job: Student
Living: Northampton, Massachusetts
Relationship status: Single
I really enjoy being single. The freedom, the variety of activities I get to do, the knowledge I have about myself and my choices, and the flexibility of being open to new experiences are just so great. Also, no one can hurt me by coming into my life. I know there are some benefits to having a partner, but not everything needs to be that important to me.
Now that I think about it I wonder if I'm on here because my tinder profile is a very transparent attempt at self-ironic flirting
"I like being single, which sounds pretty corny but I really do!"
"[My favorite movies are] The Big Lebowski and Pulp Fiction"
"[My favorite book] probably The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly"
"[About two-thirds] of my profile picture is David Byrne with the eyes covered by a red filter, for reasons that are very unclear to me right now. It makes me look like David Byrne's tinder profile"
(I think I may have made this one? I think it is possibly my best profile picture? It's definitely a picture I was happy with that day, though I wouldn't be totally surprised if someone put it on their own tinder profile and I just happened to swipe right on it in a moment of drunkenness.)
I suppose it's possible that this is not, in fact, me?
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