#release me from this prison

[renlyslittlerose]

I would rather write a 100k fic than write a summary for one

#release me from this prison

[daydadahlias]

bro I fucking hate when ur body randomly tries to assassinate you at like 4 am for no fUXKING good reason. Like dude you felt FINE yesterday why the hell are you throwing a tantrum NEOWWW?? bro we are on the SAME DAMN TEAM why tf are you waking me up in the middle of the night to make me puke profusely, we are trying to protect the same fucking organism !! Quit that shit now !!

#RELEASE ME #RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON #tw vomit #AHHHHHHHH #I FEEK SO SICKKKKK #WHAR DID I EAT 😭 #sorry live tweet #it’s pouring rain outside

[torturedspoetsdepartment]

does anyone else love it when people are unashamedly self-indulgent in their fics but when YOU want to write something self-indulgent… nope it doesn’t apply to you and you’re stupid for thinking that it could

#😔 #release me from this prison #ella yells

[warmearthworm]

gross pay vs net pay is so heinous

#release me from this prison

[flameunquenched]

can this hematology dr please just answer the damn phone so i can get this stupid appointment set up?!

#why my platelet count high #how many more things are gonna be wrong with my body #release me from this prison #earthly meatsack SUCKS #pers.text

[yeyinde]

Anytime he comes across my fyp im just twirling my hair and kicking my legs, this is awful

He's honestly a menace!! Way to adorable for my heart to handle

#yet another man who is too sweet #gimme the ych already 😭 #release me from this prison

[milk-lover]

Hey guys!

Just wanted you to know, I have Wilbur Soot’s folk cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s song Baby Got Back stuck in my head, and I Am In Hell.

#Wilbur soot #mcyt #origins smp #release me from this prison #i actually know Wilbur’s cover better than the original. which is. cursed

[telethrutime]

I hate tumblrs scrap of algorithm it showed me mcyt stuff

#please I’m so sick and tired I’ve done the mcyt thing it’s done it’s over #release me from this prison #tired of it #esp the way the dsmp fans just slid over to hermitcraft

[renlyslittlerose]

Having a summer cold during a heat wave is great, you guys. No notes. Super comfy. Love it.

#release me from this prison

[steviescrystals]

i want to cut my hair so bad but i love my long hair but i want to cut it really short but it’s so pretty when it’s long but i want to chop it all off but i don’t want to cut it but i do but—

#release me from this prison #lj.txt

[themonkeyking3]

"You have 2 finals left" no but what if I dropped out? "Its your senior year" no but what if I dropped out? "You're so close to being done" no but what if I dropped out?

#im so tired #college #release me from this prison #please #ill be a good little capitalist plz #this is my 4th moster today #im crying #send help

[androgynousgospel]

not a day goes by where i do not long for a hysterectomy.

#hysterectomy #relatable #afab #afab problems #release me from this prison #my tummy hurts every month and for WHAT??

[cl0ckw0rkz]

Jonah you need to try this rhythm game it's so cool 😎

*Hands him a ps4 controller and a TV*

This is [insert unnecessarily long title for a game]!

Oh hell yeah!! Love me some good console games!

-🍕🚬

#it's been days #release me from this prison #i cannot put down the controller #i'm trapped in an endless loop of lights and noise #🍕🚬 #silly posts #woah asks are cool #tmc responds

[books-apples-socks]

why the fuck am i as a european getting tumblr live

#release me from this prison