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#river the math teacher
ruru-me · 3 months
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Pretty much
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inkyquince · 3 months
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how do you feel about River being the strongest teacher when it comes to fighting as said by Vrel
im actually about to piss on his shoes
this man fainted at the sigh of a chest, and he's strong enough to fuck people up? STRONGER THAN DOREN?
oh my god
im going to convert, marry him and them ride him to death. bury him the next day. never marry again.
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digenerate-trash · 5 months
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Yandere Teachers!!! (who are also freaks) 
Sirris
Sirris is the cool teacherTM but that's only because he's hiding the fact that he's a freak from everyone. 
he's got a regular hook-up with some random once a month he pays them to film them having sex for his sex ed classes. But since he's met you he's stopped that. Now he only wants to make amateur porn with one person now and he's going to do it one way or another
Will drug you. Says it's for pain but he's just a big fan of seeing you drooling with your eyes rolled back. 
Tones of pictures. Never of your face. He doesn't want any evidence against him.
Very adamant that your relationship (if you can call it that) stays hidden. Never even touches you on school property. 
Would absolutely fist-fight Leighton in the parking lot if he found out about anything that freak does to you. 
Very adamant that you and Sydney get along. If you don't get along he's first going to try and convince Sydney to change to fit you better and if that doesn't work he's going to force you to change to get along with Sydney.
Obsessed with ass. I can't explain it. 
Very clean. 
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Mason
Mason is pretty gentle and because of that, he's not too forward with you. 
it's a lot of staring though. Like to much
At school, he's very interested in only school topics. But at the lake, he's more interested in talking to you. 
Man loves his exercise and wants you to do it too. Wants to keep you healthy. 
Mans is a big puppy. 
He will try and get his scent onto you, especially after swimming lessons. 
He refrains from touching you a lot because even the feeling of you is enough to get him going. 
Absolutely will fuck you at the lake and nowhere else. it's where he feels the most safe
Mason’s fucking is always very rough and brutal. You covered in marks bites scratches and hickeys
Will take you for coffee afterward and apologize for being too rough. He just gets carried away too easily. 
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River
Dude has no boundaries when he comes to terms that he's obsessed with you. 
He finally has the guts to get Whitney suspended when he sees the bully's hands on you. It wasn't easy but he did it. 
Still believes in using a ruler as punishment but quickly stops when you moan. 
Chasity belt chafes his dick every time it gets too close to him. 
He never wants to defile you. Wants to believe that you are a precious little virgin that has never touched anyone. 
he's happy when you show up to help at the soup kitchen. But now he has to protect you here as well. 
Will hit other staff with anything he's got close by if he catches them staring. 
No one dares hit him back when he's doing the same thing. 
Man is so pent-up. Even god is placing bets on when he's going to ditch his vow to wreck you. 
Winter 
Very old-fashioned. Wants a traditional wife/spouse to dote on and care for. Thinks you are the perfect person for that life no matter what you are actually like. 
Constantly keeping you after class. He keeps telling you that your grades are slipping no matter how hard you try you can't seem to fix it. 
Absolutely offers a “favors” for “favors” deal. 
Even if you refuse you getting bent over his desk and fucked. Dude is like a man possessed and then when he's done he kicks you out. 
This can happen several days a week he's started putting up a “back in 20” sign up when you walk in. 
Sadistic streek. 
Loves having you visit the museum. There's always something new for you to try out. 
Big bondage fan. Adores what you look like in ropes. The pillory. Ect. basically, whenever you're helpless he gets stupid hard. 
he's gonna fuck you in all of his little replica contraptions. don't fight it. 
If you do though get ready for him to literally whip you. 
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Doren (Written by @degrees-of-fuck please give them lots of love they were very nice to help me with this!!!)
Big Warped Protectiveness vibes I think, paired with a short fuse and a tendency to go a bit fuckoff wild when the line is crossed. Doren’s like this at the best of times but Yandoren is gonna need to be held back from all these assault charges calling for him.
Wants you to like and trust him!! He has your best interests at heart! He’ll keep you safe from this world! And also maybe enable you a little. I don’t think he quite consciously puts together what he’s doing when he as your teacher is positioning himself as your friendly protector who always has space for you in his home for these reasons. It’s fine when he does it because he’s not a bad person and he doesn’t want to hurt you! Not grooming, nuh-uh. Regardless, I think he’d prefer it if any involvement between the two of you had technically been your idea…
Yandoren Could maaaaaybe be tempted to spend just a little more time at home by you visiting him often enough, but I mostly imagine him coming up with excuses to invite you along to… Whatever it is he does, when it’s possible - so he doesn’t have to worry about what could be happening to you out there or about you showing up to class covered in others’ fluids again.
If yall fuckin, you NEED to be like, physically ‘on top’ or your ass is getting SMOTHERED. 
Goes the fuck off on roleplaying and dirty talk probably. Let him have his sex soliloquy he NEEDS IT. I’m not sure it can be prevented.
I have an image in my head of him doing a soliloquy that gets increasingly frantic before he just fucking goes apeshit on you. IS he a werewolf? I dunno. But it’s times like this when the rumor comes to mind.
Tight protective bear hugs, that can get GENUINELY QUITE PAINFUL depending on his mood.
I have an image of him fucking prowling the schoolyard to keep an eye on you. Freak.
This story probably ends with him getting done for assault or manslaughter ngl. Maybe you can go on the lam together. Romantic! :)))
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propertyofwhitney67 · 2 months
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....I'm telling you I will fuck this old man if it's the last thing I do
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He better be divorced otherwise I will break up a marriage to be with him
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also makes a lot of sense since he did fight in ww2
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I have many question Vrel and I will lose my mind if they are related
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dollya-robinprotector · 7 months
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wait WHAT???????????? HOW WHEN WHERE WHY
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kittiesandkillers · 3 months
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If only we could fuck all of the teachers. I'm sorry Sydney, I swear.
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highpri3stess · 3 months
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My most hated character in DoL is River the math teacher. Why the fuck are they mean to my PC? 'Of course you won't know that' fuck you too bitch 😭 you're a shit teacher.
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neptune-knows · 1 month
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Mason - Not sure if Mason would like fish. Definitely hates underwear as a gift. Daryl - Maybe the person who upgrades tools? Likes flowers and stews. River - Likes vegetables from your farm, uses them in the soup kitchen. (but peas are for feeding ducks.) Winter - See Carter from Harvest Moon DS except much older. Likes artifacts. Sirris - Shopkeeper. Likes foragibles.
we could stretch it and make mason a sort of fisherman, or maybe he's just another young person who recently moved to the town and trying to figure out what he's doing? there would definitely be a heart event where you catch him naked swimming lol
darryl, I think he could fit as a shop keeper if not a strip club owner, though I also think that sirris might fill that role better as a general store type of thing? I do like the idea of him being a blacksmith too though. along with flowers I think he'd ljke wine gifts too
100% with river, as you raise heart levels with them you also get different recipes for soup, bread etc
and winter being the museum/artifacts etc guy I also like a lot, I'd love for him to give tips and stuff about finding artifacts and ores to some extent too? likes artifacts gifts, I think he'd also like minerals too (stuff not necessarily expensive but rare)
and yeah sirris is a shopkeeper, it would be cool if by getting closer to him you would also learn more abt sydney and all of that
I love this ask, but now I'm thinking abt whether or not the teachers should be love interests in this hypothetical game too... sydney better get ready to call me stepdad bc I'd be diving into that sirrussy
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angrelysimpping · 4 months
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December Prompts Day 12: Mulled Wine
GN! Reader (you/your); GN! River (they/them); it’s supposed to be xmas eve ><”
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Attending the Temple’s midnight mass hadn't been your original plan for the evening. When River asked you to join them at the Temple after working together in the food kitchen, though, you’d find yourself unable to say ‘no.’
Maybe it’d been the slow yet steady relationship you’d been building with the maths teacher, beginning to trust them more and more with each passing day. Or maybe it was the way they looked at you, soft brown eyes full of something close to admiration when you agreed to join them. Or it was their hands, tucking a stray lock of hair behind their ear as they, gentle action in sharp contrast to how they’d defended you from an attacker in the alley not even a whole hour ago. 
You’d have to hustle to get the presents under the tree in time for the younger orphans, but so far, it’s worth it. 
Jordan’s voice washes over you, melodic words running over your head and swirling through the air, mixing with the thick incense scenting the air.
Pew’s packed tight, your thigh is pressed against River’s, and that's the only thing that really matters as the night wears on. 
Until it’s time for the wine.
River goes first, eyes closing and neck bobbing as they drink before the cup is passed to you.
Thick mulled wine that tickles your nose, coats your tongue and makes your ears grow warm as your lips rest upon the same spot River’s once did. 
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glohstick · 14 days
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fuck river hate that mf I’ll eat them
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starswamp · 11 months
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alienkitty259 · 3 months
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digenerate-trash · 3 months
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Yan Bailey vs Yan teachers
How Bailey deals with them
Sirris 
Sirris is a bit of a pushover. He is a closet freak he likes his reputation intact he has a kid after all. So for Bailey, it's simple. A threat here or there. Sirris wouldn't dare risk the safety of his kid right? Then stay out of baileys business or things get much worse. 
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River 
River is a bit of a different story. He is willing to tolerate River being protective and a role model but as soon as he goes further than that Bailey is turning him into the church. Hell make up lies if he has to. And hell force you to make accusations as well. If River doesn't stop after that Bailey is going to have to get more underhanded 
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Doren 
Straight up threatens to end his life. Doren doesn't value anything more than that and Bailey isn't taking any chances with a teacher who invites students back to his home. Bailey has had to do much more for much less so hopefully Doren doesn't test his resolve 
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Winter 
Bailey would just have to confront winter. They are all about boundaries right? Just a little talk should be enough to set them straight and if that doesn't work some hired thugs fucking up their precious musem should do the trick. Good luck replacing that priceless shit. Because you won't be using baileys property to get it all back
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Mason 
I feel like Bailey wouldn't bother. Masons is not a threat he's just a puppy. He has to see it with his own eyes to believe it and even then. He'd just get Mason fired. 
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Leighton
This old freak is DEAD dead. 
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propertyofwhitney67 · 22 days
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Speaking of monsters and teachers, which monster would the teachers be? Dorren has already been assigned werewolf. Winter would be a vampire or a mummy.
oh I love this
Doren: Werewolf
Sirris: Ghoul or maybe an Incubus
River: Dragon
Winter: Vampire
Mason: Mermaid/Siren
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dollya-robinprotector · 10 months
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Also may I present to you: The teachers
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kittiesandkillers · 3 months
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River is a bisexual virgin. Bisexual because no matter which gender River, Whitney and yourself are, River will always blush when Whitney takes off their shirt to mess with them, as well as always blushing at us when Whitney pants' us in front of them during the math competition to mess with us. Virgin because, come on. You know why.
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