#scout is trying ok

[gophergal]

Y'know, I think that bed might be too small

#gopher art #speeding bullet #sniperscout #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #team fortress 2 #ok so i love the idea of scout being an oblivious bitch so much. read this as scout going “whats better than two guys being dudes?” #while sniper is desperately trying to will a “what are we” conversation. its funny as hell to me #sniper: trying to stay curled up to give scout space #scout: “nah dude just drape your arm over me. see how much more comfy that is?” #sniper: gay Australian internal screaming

[kinos-fortress-2]

straight couples can be funny tho

#soldier x zhanna #scoutpauling #soldier #zhanna tf2 #scout #miss pauling #yeah thats their butts #tf2 #team fortress 2 #kino art #couple that gets used like a punchbag by the other couple that uses them like a punchbag #love is in the air me thinks #ok maybe im trying hard to prevent artblock i think i can work now on the doodles i wanted to post #i blame dorohedoro for making me like straight shipps that looks like this

[smuby]

(hot girl singing) OH YEAHH ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZAAA

#WHEN YOU GTE SOME PIZZA AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSSS #ok. i’ve been trying to post this for the past 5 hours #tumblr. work with me here #smub art #team fortress 2 #2fort #tf2 #spy #heavy #demoman #scout #sniper #spysniper #this is based on a requiem for a pizza scene #switched scout and sniper tho for. obvious reasons

[trashanstuff]

Hi I love ur drawings ! I saw ur reqs open so can you draw scout with a black cat ? I'm not sure if he's superstitious or not but I think that'd be funny to see him react to. No pressure tho ! :]

I honestly think scout would freak out over the tiniest cat, not as much for the fact that it’s black, but for the fact that he doesn’t know how to behave with any animal since he was never allowed to have a pet ( his mother always said 8 mouths to feed is more than enough thank you very much), so he’d ask someone who is actually good with animals, does it bite? Does it carry diseases like soldier’s racoons? Will he get 100 years of bad luck if he pets it?

#he gets it eventually #he is still not allowed to keep it inside #medic does not approve of cats trying to eat his precious doves #tf2 scout #tf2 fanart #not sure if this is ok for an answer but i tried my best

[clausmotherthree]

Team Fortress 2 Mercenary Ages - given all of the canon information we know!

Scout - 27

In the TF2 Comic “The Naked and the Dead,” Spy (Scout’s biological father) states that Scout was conceived 27 years ago, making Scout 27. This is the only 100% confirmed age.

Soldier - mid 40s to early 50s

It’s stated in Soldier’s description that he attempted to join the army during WWII. If we assume Soldier was a young adult when he attempted to enlist, he would now be in his mid 40s to early 50s during the events of TF2.

Pyro - unknown

There is very little information out there on Pyro. It would be impossible for me to accurately identify their age.

Demoman - mid 30s

The only information I have in regards to demoman’s age comes from a line his mother says in the book “Valve Presents Volume 1: The Sacrifice and Other Steam-Powered Stories” in which Demo’s mother remarks: “No demoman worth his Sulfur ever had an eye in his head past thirty!” Which means Demo is most likely somewhere in his 30s.

Heavy - mid 40s to early 50s

In the update comic “Meet the Director,” it is revealed that Heavy was sent to a North Siberian Gulag in September 1941 alongside his mother and sisters. Heavy also canonically has a PhD in Russian literature, as revealed through his dialogue in the game ‘Poker Night at the Inventory.’ It would take around 9 years to obtain that PhD, meaning- depending on if he obtained the degree before or after 1941, he would be either in his mid 40s or early 50s.

Engineer - early to mid 30s

Engineer designed and built the Sentry under contract from TF industries in 1965, with him also spending 10 years in the West Texas oil fields- assuming Engineer was 18 before this date, he would be in his early to mid 30s during the events of TF2.

Medic - late 30s to early 40s

Medic’s description explicitly states that he was “Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion,” This implies that Medic was brought up during, or just before, WWII. The word ‘raised’ heavily implies the Medic to still be in adolescence during this era, making him surprisingly younger than expected, with him being around his late 30s to very early 40s during Team Fortress 2.

Sniper - early 30s

In the Team Fortress 2 comic ‘Blood in the Water’, Miss Pauling directly states that New Zealand sunk 40 years ago- in the same comic, Sniper is shown as a baby in a flashback, 10 years after New Zealand sunk. This makes Sniper out to be 30 or 31 in the TF2 present.

Spy - unknown, estimated early-mid 50s

Given Spy’s secretive nature, it’s difficult to deduct how old he is. However, since he has a 27 year old son, it’s likely that he is in his mid 50s. There is a single comic panel (Found in ‘Unhappy Returns’) depicting Spy’s hair to have a grey tint to it, further emphasising this fact.

#feel free to let me know of any mistakes ive made/anything ive missed #there’s a lot of debate about the merc’s ages #especially given all the retconns and contradictory evidence within tf2 #so i tried my hardest to stick solely to 100% canon tf2 material instead of common headcanon and popular fanmade materal #i didnt include any community info (i.e the track terroriser) as im trying to only reference completely canon material #ok Cool hope u all enjoy #tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #medic tf2 #scout tf2 #sniper tf2 #pyro tf2 #demoman tf2 #heavy tf2 #spy tf2 #engineer tf2 #soldier tf2

[unknownartiste]

babygirl or something

(stuck paper on top to cover mistakes but maybe it looks a little deranged- seemed like a good idea at 2am T-T)

#this started out so chill idk what happened 😭 #fun to try something new ig ok bye i’m running away 🏃🏻‍♀️ #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #scout #tf2 fanart #team fortress fanart #team fortress 2 fanart #my art #aajksdjdskskxjdhdksaksk

[rotshop]

freak lineup btw ........ feel free to send asks abt them. or just maybe look at them fora few seconds and then nod and go on with your day in peace and joy and bliss and frolick around happily. that's fine too. ig.

#tf2 ocs #blu team #blu oc #??/ im so lost on how to tag these guys.um. #blu scout #blu pyro #blu demoman #blu engineer #blu heavy #blu sniper #blu medic #tf2 #team fortress 2 oc #art.jpeg #i dont remember my oc tag system ummm. scratches head. i'll deal with that later. #anyway umm final parting fact ; birdie and law wearing the exact same shirt interpret as you will #also they're all butches. just in case that was nt obvious. they are all butches. #actually would this count as #fem fortress #eh. not really. but sure. ok. servable. sure. im trying to reach lesbian tf2 fans ok im trying.

[egoarc4de]

ant mill wip #1536 so i can talk in the tags

#without context this is just some guy I KNOW but i promise it's scout. maybe not THE scout but A scout. #my scout. not an oc scout but the scout from my little story #one of many scouts i guess #i am not sure if this will ever see the light of day because it's so removed from being like. canon/fanon recognisable #BUT. but. i am actually trying to do perspective #i wish i could transfer my brain into a 100k novel so u could understand the context but. #just know i am thinking powerthoughts. if you could see it u would think it was so cool #smoking out the bay windows... top floor of a three decker... the only sibling at the new place... BLARGHHH #sorry #youll have to excuse me #ok . #might uhhhh might. #if this disappears it's bc i got lucid #ant mill is the weird placeholder name i am using to refer to this au! the more you know #need to digitise some of the engies in my planner.... hes my favourite hoohooheehee #i have the opposite of same face syndrome bc i have no concept of consistency. #also depends what tools im using! painting is very different from lineart #NOTE TO SELF : face dip cheekbone forward

[hauntedjohnny]

i really did try going into the victim lore with a positive mindset yesterday i swear

#im p sure i even said to scout before i went in 'idk what they could tell me at this point that will be deeply upsetting itll be fine' #its like. danny was good. #connie is gay and thats kinda all we got which slay but ok #sonny is still gay but i enjoy the rest #julie is a trashfire dump #its very clear they love leland the most lol anyway #ana was. ugh... #feel like i get what they were trying for but it just doesnt work when u frame it like that

[liebelesbe]

one day I'll play dnd... one of my life goals. I think playing dnd would fix me.

#ok technically i played dnd 1 time when I was. 12. a oneshot at a scout camp thingy. but I'm not counting that. #doddie redet #also *really wants to play dnd* *doesn't try to play dnd* #but to be fair my anxiety is way too bad for that right now lol

[eikonbound]

continued from here:

It's a running joke that most everyone in the Hideaway is busy doing something for Mid. Even Blackthorne, who ordinarily wouldn't be keen to do a project outside of his usual work, relents to Mid easily. It's not just because everyone loved Cid -- Mid, in all her genius and infectious enthusiasm, has a knack for rallying everyone together. It's a stroke of luck that there's someone around who has the desire and the knowledge to make a full fucking fledged ship.

Gav can't even fathom all the technical crap that goes into it, so he's content to leave the heavy thinking to Mid while he offers (albeit with some grumbling) to do the heavy lifting.

A trip to Kanver, though, is easy enough. But her offer to accompany Gav surprises him. "Come with me to Kanver? Y'know there's all sorts of beasts and baddies on the road, right?" Even if they dodge the akashic (which he feels reasonably sure he can manage), Mid would still be in danger unless she could defend herself.

Gav places his hands on his hips, his head tilting in skepticism. "D'ya actually know how to fight? I might be able to cover both of us for a while but if push comes to shove, we might be fucked," he cautions. "Wouldn't mind having some company, as long as I know we'll both come back in one piece."

@ofengineers

#if only he knew she thinks he's a “scout - not an actual warrior” omg #he'd be like “excuse you i can handle myself in a fight !!” #“i'm no clive but who is?” #sensitive bean #also i hope this is ok omg this is my first try at gav so *fingers crossed* #ofengineers

[pleckthaniel]

There is a lot of writing advice that tells you to trust your audience to be knowledgeable adults and capable of making connections and interpreting subtleties on their own. My experience is that this is great advice for writing fanfiction, but when it comes to academic/professional writing, if you don't spell every idea out three separate times in the plainest possible English, your audience will decide that today is a great day to pretend not to know how to read.

#scout talks #sorry im still thinking ab my thesis advisor #who looked at a 40-page story about wealtht white women cannibalizing and terrorizing everyone with less privilege than them #and when i told him i was concerned with gender and class told me to 'maybe try to make that more obvious' #ok ill send my protagonist to a feminist book group. like what are you fucking talking about?!?!? #q

[ajdrawshq]

so. for the hypothetical 999 poll playthrough. for both ppl who already know the plot n all that AND ppl who just know things secondhand/have never seen this game in your Life but like clicking poll buttons

screenshots will be included regardless just because <3

#this may end up doubling as another commentary playthrough as well bc 999 my beloved <3 #also. result is not guaranteed this more just me scouting. to see what would make this more fun for ppl who arent just Me #999 #for better explanations bc the polls have character limits - #either i just post the poll with whatever choice its going with in text and screenshot form #i make an actual legitimate attempt to summarize most or all of 999's plot (so ppl who have never played can #try to vote based on like. which characters they wanna go thru doors with or get an idea of Whats Really Happening. #basically secondhand 999 playthrough minus the puzzles . i guess. thats how my brother did it lmao) #OR i just. explain things badly. or at half effort. will likely be written beyond 5am. but that applies to all versions tbh #ok so its basically how much detail do u want here. im not great at summarizing things as u can see so choose wisely #no matter what i will be a little silly about it tho. that is my true nature when i try to explain big plots

[lollytea]

The funniest outcome for this episode is once they find Hunter, he and Amity are just passive aggressively competing over who's Willow's favourite person in the current company

#amity: ive known her my whole life!! and yeah ok ive been kinda shitty and am the cause of her self esteem issues #but im trying to do better ok?? shes MY friend!! #hunter: yeah well i knew her for a total of one day then i proceeded to abduct her and lock her in a cell #and tried to force her to become a coven scout. then i got her number and ive been sending her cute pics of my pet bird ever since. #check fucking mate blight. #willow: listen i love you guys but you both kinda suck a little #(theyre so lucky gus isnt here. there would be no contest.)

[guzmapkmn-archive]

g.uzma special costume tomorrow.... >:00 i hope i get him so bad

#cat.txt #id stay up but its at 2am and i have to get up early :( #also i dont think ill have enough gems to scout for him tomorrow unless i buy some #which. if i dont get him on the first few tries i might #ok. sue me. #sorry he sparks joy and i need joy in my life >:( #but i will try hard to get enough... the battle villa is reopening which will help #ARGH I NEED HIM #wont be able to even try after i get back from urgent care anyway

[fellstcr]

⚔️ // “it  has  been  quite  some  time,”  byleth  said  ,  greeting  the  monkey  king  from  below  the  tree  within  which  he  perched.  in  her  hands  was  a  basket  with  a  small  assortment  of  goods. rifling  through  it  ,  she  pulled  out  a  peach  and  tossed  it  up  to  the  man  in  the  branches.  “sun  mentioned  you  two  share  a  favorite  fruit. i was going to stop to eat , if you would like to join me."

@sunsage / starter call !

#beta post #sunsage #sunsage / o2 #(you get a byleth who's location scouting for her academy) #(....she's not gonna find the area anytime soon but she's trying to be /productive/ ok) #(anyways i had a /vision/ — not really. i just thought it might be interesting for them to talk abt teaching) #(they have such drinking buddy vibes i couldn't tell you why) #⚔️ ic. / crest of flames. #⚔️ thread. / closed.