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[aka-indulgence]

(This thing I just thought of that would be good as a comic but I’m just gonna write it out dhjf)

Sans tells you he’s gonna teach you how to go through an encounter

You go :OOOO “Yes please!!”

He starts the encounter. “Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans” plays in the background.

teaches you how to act (you use it to joke or flirt or hug, etc.)

“heheheh, thanks. look out, it’s my turn, you need to learn how to dodge my attacks, ‘kay?”

You get really pumped for it, your soul’s in encounter mode, you see Sans materialize something…

… and then a single.. tiny bone… drags over the floor to you. You basically just step out of the way.

“whoa you did so good! ok that’s all for the lesson.”

“…. Wait that’s it?”

*Sans is sparing you.

“Wait… no that can’t be real, give me something tougher! You told me you’re going to teach me to dodge right?”

He’s yawning. “i mean sure, but we’re just going to prolong the encounter, no one’s gonna attack you. we’re on the surface and i’m not gonna let some stranger pull you into an encounter.”

“Just, give me something more threatening!”

“ok… here goes,”

He sends two tiny bones at you. You dodge the first one and then purposefully put your feet on the second one. -1HP.

“hey that’s ok. i can heal that up for you,”

“Sans that was a tap, I’ll live.”

*Sans heals you.

He yawns again.

“ok that’s all my energy for the day, spare me and lets go home.”

“M….. o…kay.”

*You spare Sans. And the encounter ends.

#made this vague as to the relationship #but im definitely thinking this as romantic #sfdhfd #im obsessed with the idea of sans trusting someone that even in an encounter he’s basically sleeping #even knowing that the FIGHT button in your menu he still has his guard down because he trusts you ;w;;; #it just makes my heart auguhghhghg #‘winking with my strong eye’ #ofc if someone threatens you he brings out the blasters #ough #i love him your honor #orz #ideas #????

[kimmkitsuragi]

anyway today i thought (after all the ridiculous posts about it ive seen online) that i am glad i have a secular family that doesnt care That Much if i dont care about religion lol

#if im acting too anti-religion then people start to say hey. hey now sfdhfd #but in general it's whatever #it's sad how this is usually not the common experience for people here #🗒

[jackalopey]

oh my god my notifications are insane i wasnt expecting anyone to actually interact with that post (i am not complaining sfdhfds) hi! i will go through and follow people back, thank you for coming!

#.txt #i forget how nice and interactive the swtor community is

[korrektheiten]

Verzinsung von Lebensversicherungen - Trendwende in Trippelschritten

DWN:»Das Zinstief nagte jahrelang an der privaten Altersvorsorge. Jetzt steigen die Zinsen am Kapitalmarkt wieder. Ob Kunden von Lebensversicherungen im größeren Stil davon profitieren, ist aber fraglich. http://dlvr.it/SfDhfd «

[virtualbirdbear]

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[curseofbreadbear]

more blogs that i have now created on impulse:

@megatenmulti​

@positivelydiabolical

#{ both are probably almost never gonna be used but??? } #{ if ya like smt or spongebob why not follow kjfsdsfd } #{ the smt one only has 5 muses rn (4 with actual pages HFDSHFHD) } #{ im puttin most if not all of my focus into fnaf and horror bc yknow... the important stuff } #{ but i got reminded of smt iv:a; yknow...my baby; and i was like HHHHH } #{ also plankton... my boy... } #{ so like. these exist now SFDHFDS } #{ u guys know me. i have no impulse control } #long tags / #🎬 || time for bear. (ooc.) || 🎬

[vocalunits]

boobs

cycki hehe 

send me an english word n ill translate it to my native language

#my fav c word sfdhfd #reply #her-dystopia

[katyahina]

Thinking about Tomb of Oedon and Hunters’ downfall

Okay, so there is this statue in the middle of location:

Correct me if I am wrong, but this is a unique object the last time I checked. So like, it is confusing because considering name of the location, it is easy to assume that this person IS Oedon, that somehow managed to ascend into a Great One but lost his body, and like... this is depiction of what he used to be like when he still had a form?

However I am considering an alternative idea: what if rather than that, this person is sort of a martyr that sacrificed himself in order to allow Old Hunters and the Healing Church to communicate with Oedon through him as a vessel and obtain what they could give?

Both of runes that are Oedon’s voice help to recover quicksilver bullets which as we know are made from hunters’ own blood: like these runes suggest we do find bullets within blood, firearms attack damage increases with Bloodtinge stat, heck, you can recover like +5 bullets by stabbing yourself and yeah, guns descriptions outright stating bullets get mixed with user’s blood I guess sfdhfds

But this is still not exactly a normal skill humans get, yet with rune or not hunters have no problem using firearms whereas all hunter guns do use their blood. So maybe it is thanks to this guy that they were able to communicate with Oedon to learn to make blood into bullets and create guns like this.

So as nice as it’d be to name this cemetry after the guy, it was named with a more symbolical ring to it, as in memory of how something that aids all hunters SO much was made thanks TO Oedon. As in they sorta ‘watch over the hunters’, maybe martyr guy’s is somewhere in the text on the statue though. x) Like maybe they used to bury Old Hunters here - would explain why Gascoigne who cut the ties with Healing Church but is probably around for as long as Henryk and Gehrman themselves drops key from Tomb of Oedon.

This one is likewise interesting as according to what Gehrman says, Oedon Chapel used to be an important place for hunters in general, and I presume ‘they have forgotten hunters’ refers to something Gehrman heard from previous Dreaming Hunters. Now that I think of it, there aren’t ‘real’ hunters affiliated with Healing Church per say: Henriett (who uses Healing Church weapons) defected as she wears bootleg Old Hunter garb and fights Amelia, Laurence and Ludwig, Alfred is deluded and dwells on old legend (perhaps BECAUSE nowadays Healing Church is pathetic and only past can offer some “romantic” ideals?). Choir and Yahar’gul hunters belong to fractions different to ‘normie’ blood-focused Healing Church so I doubt they count?

If Cleric Beast of the bridge and Amelia’s location locked unless you use this item:

is of any indication, it is very possible that yeah, Healing Church doesn’t even care anymore and they just sit their asses safely letting other Hunters deal with the mess. We can’t know how much say Amelia has on the situation all things considered (depends on how you view the character) but yes something went wrong here. We meet only 4 ‘real’ Healing Church hunters - guy from Nightmare Frontier, and also a guy and two gals in Research Hall.

(Script by the way, is from here ( x ), ‘aren’t proper’ is meant to say ‘aren’t normal’ or ‘aren’t sane’ or similar vein, you get the point)

Maybe rumors that made Oedon Chapel seem unappealing (and apparently called Chapel Dweller cringe??) are likewise work of modern Healing Church to ward people off from the place that used to be important for Old Hunters it seems! So they have no means to loredig and realise corruption and degradation and turn against Healing Church like Henriett did maybe?

Uhhh conclusion... More possible motivations for Alfred, Henriett and alike, also new hypothetical character? I am personally more on the train of Oedon being ancient, and affiliated with Pthumerian culture.

#bloodborne #bloodborne theory #bloodborne headcanon #not art #text post

[wweassets]

brandi rhodes annoys me for some reason sksksk 💀💀 i just get fake vibes from her 👁

i dont think anybody likes brandi tbh sfdhfds

#ask

[nicolemaiines]

quiet place 2 stressed me tf out, i’m not gonna lie sfdhfd

[wweassets]

i cant believe dean is leaving i'm gonna miss him on tv every week, he's so damn hot

im lowkey over it tbh sfdhfds he’s been so boring and its for the best for him. plus he’s definitely on his way back so 

#ask

[wweassets]

Other than Aj, Dolph and Randy, do you dislike someone else?

i guess.. loads of people tbh, im lowkey a negative, cynical and pessimistic person sfdhfds 

i cba to go into them all because some is up to personal preference (so i wouldnt be unnecessarily rude about that person)

#ask