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abbyslev · 1 year

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𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑺- 𝑨𝑶𝑻 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳𝑺 + 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬

A/N: hi guys! sorry for posting this so late, i just got around to finishing it. i am working on some other things, and as always feedback will be appreciated!! thank you all for reading and i hope everyone has a great day!

WARNINGS: literally pure smut !!

HANGE

LOVES THIGHS

would die in between some if they could

service dom

literally down to try anything if you’re down

100% into teasing you

when hange gets stressed at work… PREPARE FOR THAT STRAP

#1 pussy eater

overstimulation god

likes to restrain your hands

does not like quickies but will participate

into lap dances

the bra stays on AND ITS HOT

RIDING HANGES ABS IM USNSIDJSUKAS

into thigh riding too

is vocal

into praising (and degrading but you didn’t hear that from me)

they press their forehead on yours and makes the strongest eye contact im jejsieksks

loves to trace random shapes with their tongue

panty stuffing and sniffing 100%

aftercare is so sweet they love cleaning you up and they just fall asleep right after you do </3

MIKASA

not an ass, thighs or tits person, just loves you for you <3

LOVESSSSS giving but will not deny receiving AFTER you have had your turn

into pulling hair like when she eats you out and you pull her hair!!! YES!!!!!

wears the cutest lingerie

loves when you say her name it just sounds so pretty

blushes over everything it’s so <33

will finger you until she dies

making you suck her fingers makes her go wild

pretty vocal!!! mostly small whimpers

will die eating you out she loves it

loves to run her hands up and down your stomach with her long nails sending shivers all over you

her hair gets all messy

switch, mostly top but she has her moments

BEGS

not into quickies, she prefers to take her time on you and enjoy all of you

praise, refuses to degrade you</3

strap god 100%

literally so sweet will clean you up and make sure you’re comfortable when you guys are done :(

ANNIE

thighs thighs thighs thighs thighs

she sleeps on them like allllll the time

SHES SO INTO SPIT BYE

degrading god

yes pls :D

loves teasing

seeing you squirm and beg makes her go crazy

hearing her name following a string of curse words when you reach your peak makes her smile against you so hard

EATS PUSSY LIKE A GOD HELLO

depending on her mood, she’ll keep her sports bra on and it’s fucking HOT.

ughhhhh when she’s angry/ frustrated yk you’re in for a wild ride

can go as many rounds as you want

will always pleasure you before herself

“you’re so good for me.”

makes you ride her like crazy

that nose is GODLY to sit on

grabs your thighs and leaves nail marks

into thigh riding

will always top idc

she’s minimal when it comes to aftercare, she just makes sure you’re ok and cleans you up :D

SASHA

if you try and tell me this woman can’t eat pussy go ahead and log off for me

like one of the best pussy eaters out here ong

ASS AND PUSSY FOR DAYS!!!!

into food play

she’s so sweet and refuses to degrade you

“you taste so sweet, baby.”

her hair gets all messy from you pulling it

she’s so into it bye

switch

loves when you go down on her and tell her how good she taste

LOVES SCISSORING LIKE CRAZY

will pleasure you before herself ofc ofc

loves eye contact

will pour honey on your thighs/ stomach and lick it off while keeping strong eye contact UGHSHSNSUSJSJS

loves keeping you from touching yourself like maam pls

will also die eating pussy

amen

quickies are acceptable

aftercare queen like will get you water and clean you up and talk your ear off until you’re asleep

YMIR

do we really have to say it

tits

literally the god of degrading like HELLO

“stupid slut” while her long fingers are shoved down your throat IM JENSHMSS

will tease you until you can no longer take it

will make you cum 6 times in one second

is always a top

spit playyyyyyyy

overstimulation is her favorite

quickies are some of her favorites

loves eating you out like a starved man

makes you beg like it’s the last thing she does

HER SMIRK WHEN SHE SISNDUKSJ

will restrain you if you don’t listen

yes chef

will use her hands as your personal bra

eye contact for days

loved kissing you doesn’t matter what she’s doing she wants to kiss you </3

fingers you in like 5 different positions

will go 100 rounds she doesn’t care

lowkey good at aftercare she knows how tired you can get <3

YELENA

everyone grab your bibles and repent rn

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

loves spanking

brat tamer

strap game on 100

will tease you the whole day like stop it????

leaves her shirt unbuttoned a bit …..RAAAAAA

knows you like when she wears that damn suit

her hair gets all messy from you tugging on it and she gets all your lipgloss on her IMBEISJUS

will eat you out anywhere she does not care

degrading like a mf

“such a fucking slut”

just for you lena <3

fingering game also on 100

will overstimulate you in a second

will go as many rounds as your body can take

sex in her office >>>>

loves whispering in your ear and then kissing your jaw

leaves hickies everywhere

“so everyone can know your mine”

yes PLEASE NOW

will hold eye contact while playing with you through your soaking underwear with a stupid smirk on her face

chokes you OH MY GODHELP ME

spits into your mouth and almost dies watching you swallow it

keeps your panties sorry i don’t make the rules

loves when you sit on her lap and ride her

THIGH RIDING >>>>

“you made a mess baby…”

buys you matching lingerie sets NGHHH

heavy breathing and grunts

loves when you moan in her ear

she loves hearing her name come out of her mouth

edging god

fucks you dumb ANYWHERE

top<3

tbh her aftercare is so good she loves cleaning you up and thinking how else she can fuck you next time

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poppinpippin · 6 years

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I was tagged by the always lovely @romanrgers <3 <3 Check out her blog!!

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 (changing the rule, tag as many (or as few) people as you want!! SPREAD THE JOY!!!)

last

1. drink - Water!!! (stay hydrated folks!!!) 2. phone call - My mom <3 3. text message - My sister <3 4. song you listened to - “Ride Wit me” Nelly B-) 5. time you cried - uhm...a few nights ago? (Keep your head up!! The world gets better!! <3)

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nope :) 7. kissed someone and regretted it? - nope :) 8. been cheated on? - no 9. lost someone special? - yeah.. 10. been depressed? - Oh yeah ;D 11. gotten drunk and thrown up? - nah B-)

fave colors

(I only get three choices??)

12. BLUE!!! <3 <3 13. Green 14. Purple

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - Yep!! They are all blessings!! <3 16. fallen out of love - Nope ;) Only fallen more in love ;D :| (dear God help me) 17. laughed until you cried - Always ;D (find humor in life!!! It makes storm clouds smaller :)) 18. found out someone was talking about you - Nope :D Why have you heard something?? o.o 19. met someone who changed you - Yeah :) :) 20. found out who your friends are - Yep :D It’s hard stuff :\ But I find that the one’s who stick with you are in for the haul ;D 21. kissed someone on your Facebook friends list - Yep ;) ;) (Eli you put no...does our love mean nothing to you???)

general

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know irl - Everyone :D Kind of weird when people you don’t know like your selfies o.o 23. do you have any pets - Yep :D My dog named Bonnie and a shared cat named Bowie <3 <3 24. do you want to change your name - Nope :D I’m really happy with this one ;D 25. what did you do for your last birthday - Partied legally B-) *woot woot* 26. what time did you wake up today - 8 :D 27. what were you doing at midnight last night - Talkin ;D 28. what is something you can’t wait for - Lunch B-) I’m hungry :P 30. what are you listening to right now - I like to call it, “The wash of the Dishes” ;) 31. have you ever talked to a person name tom - ....(have I?) 32. something that’s getting on your nerves - People INTERRUPTING MEEEE 33. most visited website - gmail :D or tumblr ;D 34. hair color - dark broooown B-) 35. long or short hair - It’s more long then short...so...long? 36. do you have a crush on someone? - *dabs* 37. what do you like about yourself? - my inability to hear people the first 20xs they say something B-) Also, I enjoy my sass B-) It’s top notch 38. want any piercings? - Not sure yet :D 39. blood type - well...I think I prefer the type that stays inside the body :) 40. nicknames - Allie and Pip :) :) 41. relationship status - single :D *allllll byyyy maaah seeeellllffff.....* 42. zodiac - taurus 43. pronouns- she/her :D 44. fave tv shows - The Office, Game of Thrones, Troll Hunters, Arrested Development (up till season 4), Daredevil, THE CROWN <3 <3 <3 ...there’s lots more ;) 45. tattoos - I wish :P It’s so hard picking o.o 46. right or left handed - Right :D 47. ever had surgery - Yep :P 48. piercings - Yep :D (the story is kind of goring :P :P) 49. sport - That I play? :\ or that I like to watch? :D I like to watch most sports, but I really love watching gymnastics and figure skating :D :D 50. vacation - Yep please B-) 51. trainers - Oh gee...well, my first trainer I came across was in Pokemon Ruby :D :D I had a level 7 Torchic B-) we were going places B-) (good times)

more general

52. eating - I enjoy eating, yes ;D 53. drinking - Drinking is essential ;D 54. i’m about to watch - The hours tick by while I wait for Eli :D ... :| .... :( 55. waiting for - Eli to come home :( :( (Pssst, Eli!! can you feel the guilt???) 56. want - A waffle would be really nice right now :D :D 57. get married - Right now?? :O :O Isn’t this moving a little fast?? 58. career - Not to sure yet ;D

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - HUGS!!!! <3 <3 I enjoy hugs soooo much!!! <3 60. lips or eyes - Eyes :D :D Eye’s hold the most emotion :D :D Plus, eyes are always pretty ;D 61. shorter or taller - I’m not sure it matter :D It’s not like I can control growth ;D silly ;) XD 62. older or younger - maybe a bit older ;D 63. nice arms or stomach - Yes? :\ I don’t really think body looks should be the main point of focus :D :D It doesn’t hurt ;D But people shouldn’t be judged based off looks :) :) 64. hookup or relationship - Relationship :D :D 65. troublemaker or hesitant- Both? :D

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - Nope :) 67. drank hard liquor - Nope :P *laaaaame* 68. lost glasses - Only every day :P :P SO :D I got contacts B-) 69. turned someone down - Yeah :P who knew people could be so sensitive? ;) 70. sex on first date - Nope :) 71. broken someones heart - Yeah...it sucks :P :P 72. had your heart broken - Who hasn’t? ;) 73. been arrested - Nope :) 74. cried when someone died - Yeah.. 75. fallen for a friend - Yes :P

do you believe in

76. yourself - (that’s a hard question :P) 77. miracles - I sure do :D :D 78. love at first sight - I don’t know :) I feel ‘love at first sight’ is more related to attraction :) It can build into something more :D but...I don’t think it can really be love :) You don’t even know the person :O How do you know if they are good for you?? :O :O 79. santa clause - No :( that was let down ;) 80. kiss on a first date - I haven’t :) 81. angels - Yep :D They there ^__^

other

82. best friend’s name- Eli ;D <3 83. eye color - brown :D (kind of boring :P but they have cool dark rings around them!! :D :D) 84. fave movie - I really can’t pick ONE :O :O ....I enjoyed Dunkirk, Spider-man: Homecoming, Logan Lucky, Lord of the Rings...There’s so many :\ 85. fave actor - Ezra Miller is pretty cool :D He cute ;D Dicario is amazing :O Morgan Freeman :O :O :O A+++ :D Mark Hamill is inspiring :D Of course, you can’t forget Robin Williams :) :D Octavia Spencer :O <3 <3 Andrew Rannells, Jonathan Groff, Tracie Thoms, Josh Gad, Ryan Reynolds, Tom Holland....Really all the Mavel cast is amazing to me xD xD ...there are so many talented actors and actresses :O :O I really can’t name all of the people that have captured my heart :O It feels unfair to leave the list like this...but I really don’t want to seem annoying ;D

If you made, hope this was as entertaining to you as it was for me ;D I’m always up for questions or chats, so feel free to drop something in my box :D :D

Thanks Eli for the tag ;D You’re the real MVP ;D <3 <3

I’m going to tag @grandmasterbones , @notsoobviousfangirl , @donatello-hamato-blog , @missvisibleninja , @fernandidilly-yo , @melaninmoves and anyone who see’s this and want’s to try :D :D Tag me so I can read them all!! :D :D :D

BYE YA’LL <3 ;D

#Poppin speaks #personal #me #ask me stuff #<3

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bentfire · 7 years

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85 questions game

Rules: Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

tagged by @madi-starlight thanks!! i’m procrastinating and this was a v nice distraction

i’m gonna tag @zoetekohana @zaatanna @puddingmcmuffin @mininjas @fireonallwires @distopianpixie + anyone else who wants to, sry i’m shit at tagging people in these things

the last

01. drink: water

02. phone call: to a local restaurant for food delivery bc i was too lazy to cook

03. text message: one of my friends is obsessed w/ lisa frank so i sent her the link to the lf tarot cards

04. song you listened to: "dinosaur” - akmu

05. time you cried: last week probably. my best friend and i currently aren’t talking and i’ve been taking it pretty hard lately.

06. dated someone twice: yup

07. kissed someone and regretted it: not really

08. been cheated on: yuuuuup

09. lost someone special: my childhood dog, balki. i’ve lost all my grandparents, but none of those hit me anywhere near as hard as my dog, honestly.

10. been depressed: i mean i go through phases where i’m sad? but i think to say i was depressed would be embellishing it.

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: almost every time tbh. unless i’m home drinking alone, then i know when i’ve hit my limit. but if i’m out with friends i usually don’t realize i’m ~gone until like....... i’m way fuckin gone

3 favourite colours

12. turquoise!!

13. green

14. b l a c k

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: i don’t rly think so

16. fallen out of love: never been in love!

17. laughed until you cried: oh yeah

18. found out someone was talking about you: no! but i wouldn’t be surprised if my coworkers do lmao

19. met someone who changed you: nnnnnno

20. found out who your friends are: regrettably

21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: yup!

General:

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: the vast majority of them? i don’t use fb anymore but i honestly don’t think i added anyone on there i hadn’t met. OH there’s a few tumblr friends on there, but i think only three maybe that i haven’t actually met.

23. do you have any pets: yep! a dog, khloe.

24. do you want to change your name: i used to?? i mean. i’m not in love with my name. heather is kinda ..... lame tbh. but i mostly go by nicknames so it doesn’t bother me too much

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i don’t think i did anything, actually.

26. what time did you wake up: noon. ooops. but i didn’t fall asleep until almost 5am soooo

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: probably working out. that’s usually the time of night i finally force myself to lmao

28. name something you can’t wait for: young justice!!!!! getting my hair/cut dyed in a couple days! i ordered new glasses and i’m excited for those to come in!!

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: a year and a half ago

31. what are you listening to right now: the crickets chirp

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i work in a retail pharmacy so yaaaaa probably on a daily basis, there’s a zillion ppl named tom/thomas

33. something that is getting on your nerves: blogs w/ impossible to find back buttons!! i’m trying to scroll through your blog like pls don’t make me work for it

34. most visited website: tumblr, youtube, ulta

35. hair color: blonde

36. long or short hair: medium?? it’s a couple inches past my collarbone

37. do you have a crush on someone: vaaaaguely. there’s a dude i semi-work with and he’s just so gosh darn nice?? he’s coming back to work with us for a few days and its Glaringly Fucking Obvious to my coworkers i like him so when head boss dude told me he was coming back he announced it in front of allllll my coworkers so they could laugh at how badly i blushed. i hate that i’m fucking obvious!!! but at least he doesn’t know lmao

38. what do you like about yourself: i like to think i’m pretty funny. also my hair. eyes. booty. not to be totally self-involved but tbh i really love my toosh.

39. piercings: two in each ear and a nose ring!

40. blood type: i probably bleed kpop at this point

41. nickname: benny, peetah, pikachu, little bit

42. relationship status: single, thank fuck. i like my freedom too much.

43. zodiac: libra.

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: AVATAR: THE LAST DAMN AIRBENDER, young justice, voltron (i hate putting voltron next to those two though bc no offense but like....... voltron could never ever compare to how glorious a:tla/yj are)

46. tattoos: none! i’m debating getting one before my bday in october though

47. right or left handed: right

48. surgery: i had my gall bladder removed when i was 15

50. sport: i was a goalie in soccer for years!

51. vacation: like dream vacation?? australia. california. vegas. seoul.

52. pair of trainers: apparently trainers = tennis shoes????? idek these things. i have a white pair of keds that i wear almost daily bc work

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: the last thing i ate was a couple apple slices?? idk what this is asking

54. drinking: waaaater

55. I’m about to: try to get some sleep

56. waiting for: sleepiness to hit me tbh

57. want: money. to kiss a pretty girl. to have my own house.

58. get married: maybe? i honestly can’t imagine myself caring about someone enough to wanna marry them though. and if i ever did no wedding pls thanks.

59. career: pharmacy technician!

WHICH IS BETTER:

60. hugs or kisses: hugs

61. lips or eyes: lips

62. shorter or taller: TALLER tho it aint hard bc im way too short

63. older or younger: i guess older?

64. nice arms or nice stomach: arms

65. hookup or relationship: iiiiiii guess relationship?

66. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker duh

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. kissed a stranger: i don’t think so

68. drank hard liquor: yaaaa

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: nope

70. turned someone down: yupyup

71. sex on the first date: lmao yes

73. had your heart broken: i’m currently mourning the loss of question 72 so yes?? but truthfully yeah. i wouldn’t say my heart was broken as that’s melodramatic af. but there was a dude i could’ve really seen myself falling for and it didn’t pan out and that was probably the saddest i’ve ever been over anyone.

74. been arrested: nope. but i have been pulled over by the cops five times in one night. four?? maybe it was four times idk

75. cried when someone died: my dog, yeah.

76. fallen for a friend: i’ve had crushes but def never fallen.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. yourself: sometimes

78. miracles: not really

79. love at first sight: lust, yeah. love, nope.

80. santa claus: nope

81. kiss on the first date: i actually used to be anti-anything on the first date, but that’s mostly bc it takes me a long time to warm up to people and feel comfortable enough around them to do anything. but the last girl i dated i did literally everything with on the first date so ?????? guess that shits out the door

82. angels: not so much

OTHER:

84. eye colour: mine?? blue. kind of a greyish blue.

85. favourite movie: the first thing that came to mind was ‘forgetting sarah marshall’ tbh

#when did it get to be 2am omg #TIME FOR SLEP #thanks again for tagging me!!

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sunflowerpowerhour · 7 years

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Was tagged by @thecanterburywhales Your last: 1. Drink: Water. Stay hydrated kiddos 2. Phone call: Mom 3. Text message: “Ugh i hate driving by your house when I can't see you" @ the bf 4. Song you listened to: Something off of Death of a Bachelor by p!atd 5. Time you cried: Like, yesterday Idk Have you ever: 6. Dated someone twice: No 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: No 8. Been cheated on: No 9. Lost someone special: Yea 10. Been depressed: Yea 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: No 3 favourite colours: Light blue, and purple In the last year have you: 15. Made new friends: Eh? 16. Fallen out of love: No 17. Laughed until you cried: No 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yea 19. Met someone who changed you: Not within the last year, I don't think? 20. Found out who your friends are: I mean, I already knew who they were 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: If its the friends list, then yeah General: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Allllll 23. Do you have any pets: Two rats and i love them 24. Do you want to change your name: No 25. What did you do for your last birthday: Took finals, had cake. 26. What time did you wake up: Ass o'clock in the morning (aka 6:20 am) 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Talking to Michael probably 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Ummmm, coming home and discovering my room magically cleaned itself?? Graduating?? Mental stability, if that's even a thing??? 29. When was the last time you saw your mum: Yesterday 31. What are you listening to right now: The breeeze coming through my window 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No? Wait, yes my uncle 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Work 34. Most visited website: The site I use for my online class -_- 35. Hair colour: Right now its purple 36. Long or short hair: Short 37. Do you have a crush on someone: I'm dating my crush :) 38. What do you like about yourself: I'm good at art? And creative thinking? Idk 39. Piercings: Lobes, but i never wear them and a helix piercing 40. Blood type: No idea... 41. Nickname: I get called a brat a lot uhhhhh but other than that no lol 42. Relationship status: Not single 43. Zodiac: Sagittarius 44. Pronouns: she/her 45. Favourite tv show: Fullmetal Alchemist 47. Right or left handed: Right 48. Surgery: Wisdom teeth removed 49. Sport: What are sport? 50. Vacation: Traveling gives me anxiety so nahhhh 51. Pair of trainers: Wat More General: 53. Eating: What does this mean? If its eating now then no 54. Drinking: Already told you kiddos, drink water. Stay hydrated. 55. I’m about to: Try to fall asleep again 56. Waiting for: Myself to feel okay idk 57. Want: see above 58. Get married: Yes please 59: Career: Art related. Graphic design, illustration, idk Which is Better: 60. Hugs or kisses: Ooof um, hugs? 61. Lips or eyes: Eyes 62. Shorter or taller: Trees? Tall. Dating material? Not as tall as tree. 63. Older or younger: Tbh close to my age range. 64. Nice arms or nice stomach: How do these correlate?? 65. Hook-up or relationship: relationship 66. Troublemaker or hesitant: I am both. Have You Ever: 67. Kissed a stranger: No 68. Drank hard liquor: No 69. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Glasses yes 70. Turned someone down: Yeah 71. Sex on the first date: No 72. Broken someone’s heart: Not that I'm aware of 73. Had your heart broken: No 74. Been arrested: No 75. Cried when someone died: Haven't had a friend die 76. Fallen for a friend: No? Do you believe in: 77. Yourself: It's a struggle tbh 78. Miracles: yes 79. Love at first sight: Infatuation, yes. Love needs time to grow 80. Santa Claus: Nah 81. Kiss on the first date: Probs not? 82. Angels: yea Other: 83. Current best friend’s name: Shelby 84. Eye colour: brown 85. Favourite movie: Wonder Woman. Give me more female superheros that play a prominent role. I tag @wouldyouratherbeanarchitect because I'm really curious if your account even gets notifications anymore lol Also @softsleepygay

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rockin-llama · 7 years

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92 (I think it was 92???)

tagged by @fxvixen ayyyyye pretty ladayyy

rules: fuck the rules (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

LAST…

[1] drink: water

[2] phone call: this solicitor that won’t leave me alone. Really, I need to get on a do-not-call list

[3] text message: “xo”from my Mom

[4] song you listened to: “Waving Through a Window”

[5] time you cried: ummm, maybe a few nights ago while reading? I don’t really keep track, I get emotional over books.

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: as in, date the same person twice (no) or date two or more people (yes)?

[7] been cheated on: yes

[8] kissed someone and regretted it: not really. There was this really drunk kiss with my half-aunts husbands nephew. Which even though that’s far enough away from being incest it still weirded me out when I sobered up. Plus I can’t remember his name for the life of me.

[9] lost someone special: yeee

[10] been depressed: ah, haha, hahaha

[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: gotten drunk, yes. Never to the point of throwing up though. I’ve felt pretty sick the next day though.

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

[12] Blue. Like, a deep blue. Not so dark that it looks black, but, like, deeeep.

[13] I’ve always liked dark greens, but they don’t really look too good on me.

[14] Rolanberry Red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: yep

[16] fallen out of love: not really

[17] laughed until you cried: oh yeah

[18] found out someone was talking about you? Bitch, who wouldn’t talk about me.

[19] met someone who changed you: maybe??

[20] found out who your true friends are: What constitutes as a “true friend”? I’ve always been perplexed by that notion. A friend is a friend. I just talk about different things with different people.

[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: Bet y’all’d like to know who ;) (that was me channeling inner middle-school Marina)

GENERAL…

[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: Now, this is something that I have to pick over. “in real life”. Like, if I have you on facebook I’m considering you as a part of my life (does that make sense??) And a lot of my facebook friends I have met through playing online games. So, no, I haven’t met them in real life (yet, someday I will take a massive road trip) but I consider us friends outside of playing games. So my answer is yes, all of my facebook friends I know in real life.

[23] do you have any pets: Jellicle (Jelli for short) is my kitty cat at my parents house. Unfortunately I can’t have free-roaming pets in the house I’m renting so I only have a beta fish, Hemingay, a bonsai tree (Groot 2.0, the first one was stolen off my porch), and a philodendron named Phil.

[24] do you want to change your name: Nada

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: uh, pretty sure I was playing video-games

[26] what time did you wake up: 10ish

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: reading

[28] name something you cannot wait for: to move to the mountains and have a horde of huskies

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: about 4 days ago

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish i had a little more motivation??

[31] what are you listening to right now: my fan running in the background

[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes, I know a lot of toms. What the fuck is up with this question?

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: people who don’t hit “reply all” in a group email. For real peeps, we’re all seniors in college. You should know this by now.

[34] most visited website: uhhhh, I’m honestly not sure. Tumblr is definitely up there, but even though I hardly ever post stuff I open facebook out of habit.

[35] elementary: what about elementary? Are you asking what school I attended? Who my teachers were? If I ever pulled the fire alarm? WEll, I didn’t pull the fire alarm, but I did like to flood the bathroom sinks and report to the teacher that “someone clogged the sinks again”. I was a weird child.

[37] college: comme ci, comme ca. I’m pretty much only taking online classes this semester.

[38] hair colour: so up until I was around 12 my hair was white blonde. When i hit puberty though it slowly started changing color. I now have light brown hair, but in the summer it has blonde highlights.

[39] long or short hair: shoooooooort. I have an undercut that leads to one side being shaved.

[40] do you have a crush on someone: ehh. I’m attracted to a lot of people but i’m not interested in starting a relationship at this point in my life.

[41] what do you like about yourself? So it’s very cliche, but I fucking love my eyes. They range from green to gray to blue. And I have abnormally large pupils so they really accent them. People in high school just assumed I was high all the time.

[42] piercings: dude, guys, peeps, I love piercings. And I am majorly attracted to people with piercings. I have my double lobes done and an industrial bar on my left ear. If I didn’t bite my lips so much I would consider getting a lip ring because I fucking love them.

[43] blood type: AB- , yeah, I’m one of those people

[44] nickname: Mina/ Mina Bina, Rina, MooMoo (thanks Final Fantasy)

[45] relationship status: pining for dogs

[46] zodiac sign: virgo

[47] pronouns: she/her

[48] fav tv show: hmmmm, D. Gray-Man (does that count as a tv show? I don’t watch tv)

[49] tattoos: I have so many tattoo plans. I want the fuckign white tree of Gondor on my back.

[50] right or left handed: right, but I eat properly with my fork in my left hand.

FIRST…

[51] surgery: I had seven stitches in my chin when I was seven years old. Buuuuuut, I’m having major surgery this summer to reduce the size of my boobs. It’s gonna be a grand ol’ time. (hellooooo pretty bras)

[52] piercing: first lobes when I was 7

[53] best friend: I mean, I always call Staci my best friend. And we’ve known each other for our entire lives.

[54] sport: Technically I played soccer in kindergarten, but I wasn’t good at it.

[55] vacation: there’s pictures of toddler-me running naked towards the ocean in Florida with my mom chasing after me with my swimsuit.

[56] pair of trainers: oh fuck if i know, they were most likely blue and from JCpenney’s

RIGHT NOW…

[57] eating: cough drops

[58] drinking: coffee (I know, it’s a disgusting mix with cough drops)

[59] i’m about to: pretend the college didn’t just call me to pay my bill, lol too bad my voicemail inbox is full ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[60] listening to: “Wildfire” - Keston Cobblers Club (it’s incredibly catchy, I strongly recommend)

[61] waiting for: the day I live in the mountains with dogs.

[62] want: for me to decide what I want for dinner

[63] get married: I guess I’d like to be married someday. But I often like to disappear and just be by myself, so, someone very understanding and able to give space would be needed.

[64] career: right now I work full-time as a Kitchen and Transportation Manager at a daycare. It’s amazing. So, I’m basically a fancy lunch-lady. But i’m also a full-time student. One day I will be a famous author and able to support myself through writing (hah_)

WHICH IS BETTER…

[65] hugs or kisses: So I really love hugs. Probably because you don’t get judged by hugging people platonically. And i’m always cold, so body contact is a major thumbsup imo. Buuuuut, I do also like kissing. But kissing kind of involves a hug (at least, most of the time?) In short, hugs are better just because they’re involved in both.

[66] lips or eyes: eyes

[67] shorter or taller: I like my fruity drinks tall, but since I am also a fan of a Manhattan I’m used to short cups as well.

[68] older or younger: I like how many of these questions aren’t even questions, they’re just assuming you know what they’re asking. And I’m a little peeved that I know exactly what the assumption is. idc

[70] nice arms or nice stomach: I like necks. Like, damn, especially since chokers are back in fashion now allllll of my attention is drawn to the neck.

[71] sensitive or loud: are you insinuating that loud people can’t be sensitive?

[72] hook up or relationship: neither here nor there

[73] troublemaker or hesitant: ???

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger? kinda

[75] drank hard liquor? yeeeeees (see earlier comment about Manhattans)

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? kinda? I misplace my glasses all the time when I’m cooking

[77] turned someone down: yes

[78] sex on first date? ehh, there’s a lot of “depends” that can go into this

[79] broken someone’s heart? *shrugs*

[80] had your own heart broken? *shrugs* you’re assuming I have a heart to begin with

[81] been arrested? ;) ... no

[82] cried when someone died? yes

[83] fallen for a friend: muahahaha

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself? yeah, most of the time

[85] miracles? I’m not a firm believer in praying your worries away, so if that’s the type of miracle you’re asking my answer is “no”. However there have been some major moments of coincidence. I’m putting my money on aliens getting bored.

[86] love at first sight? Does my cat count? I saw her and knew immediately that I wanted to adopt her.

[87] santa claus? only if I can live in the North Pole

[88] kiss on the first date? yeeeee, most likely

[89] angels? Coming from a scientific point of view, I know for certain that the probability of humans being the only advanced race out there is practically nil. Therefore, I have no right to say whether or not angels exist somewhere. I know my late-grandma always did, she prayed to them every morning.

OTHER…

[90] current best friend’s name: Staci! I said it earlier, probably, but I’ve been working on this for a few days and don’t feel like scrolling all the way up.

[91] eye color: I thiiiink I also said this. But blue, gray, greenish

[92] favorite movie: Princess Mononoke

i’m tagging No one! Ha!

#i've literally had this open for most of this week #woops #enjoy my intentionally sarcastic and ambiguous comments #shutupmumu

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