#shebbz irl

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went to a pride pin event on campus!

#art #sketch #shebbz irl #buttons #catcatfish #orig

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this pelican was doing laps to make sure i could get the best photo :)

#shebbz irl #shebbz shoutz #beach #ocean #beach life #pelican

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GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl #plush #i'm washing his shirt because i use this guy as a pillow/backrest so often #it's like an adult L or XL shirt for scale

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#shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl #beach #seashell #piratecore #mermaidcore #beach life #scallop

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since i've gotten in the habit of sitting perfectly still to watch hermit crabs, i've developed a fascination with finding very, very small seashells...

#the shark tooth was a party favor at a local art event but i'm including it for scale! #shebbz irl #seashell #beach life #mermaidcore #malacology #shebbz shoutz

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#sketch #shebbz irl #superman #dc

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one time i came out as a lesbian to someone and their immediate instinctive reaction was to ask me if i have a good relationship with my father. i guess they were expecting me to say no.

au contraire, i'm following in my father's crossdressing footsteps

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl

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these geese at target have me in tears. fucking look at them for god's sake

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl #plush #goose

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THEY SURVIVED LESS THAN 24 HOURS

so much for the hall memo. love loses

#they erased ALL my friends' drawings too :((( which i'm madder about than my own stuff bc they worked harder and are more self conscious #sketch #shebbz irl #superbat

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🐚+🦀

#i never noticed until i took these photos how BRIGHT their eyes are! such a striking blue-gray color #shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl #hermit crab #crustacean #thin striped hermit crab #beach #beach life #piratecore #mermaidcore #ocean aesthetic #marine biology

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LOOK WHAT ONE OF MY ROOMMATES JUST GOT ME!!!! it's a set of cups— soup can for scale! these will go great with my set of clear fish-shaped dinner plates... and my crawfish- and corncob-shaped salt and pepper shakers......

#yes i did meticulously clean an actual soup can to use it as a pencil holder. it's great it's the perfect size and so kitschy #shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl

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found the funniest way to transport my warmies chicken

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl #plush #chicken

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everyone in my dorm hall is lucky to have me defacing the whiteboard

#shebbz irl #sketch #superbat

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on my walk tonight i got the world's worst photo of a black cat

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl #cat #void cat #black cat

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🐬 aquatic carnivorous ungulates!

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl #ocean #beach #dolphin #bottlenose dolphin #atlantic bottlenose #gulf of mexico #marine biology

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when i moved into my dorm last semester, my dad gave me a cutting from the very same ivy he had growing in HIS dorm back in the 70s! now obviously a 45+ y/o plant is basically unkillable if you're at least trying to take care of it, but i know how some cuttings just don't like to take root, especially with limited window light. but that was in late summer, and look at it now, nearly 8 months later!

all this growth with just leaving it on that windowsill and refilling the glass water bulb whenever it gets empty. i see now how the parent ivy has survived since 1977!! of course i also like to feed mine some diced up fruit peels/rinds whenever i bring fruit back from the cafeteria, so i'm sure that's helping it out.

and no, i don't know what species/variety this is if you're curious ;0; i asked my dad once, and he shrugged and said "it's just a regular ivy." so there you have it. it's a 🌿Regular Ivy

#shebbz shoutz #shebbz irl #ivy #houseplant #plantblr