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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (Neptune Theatre, 2024)
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rrcenic · 5 months
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if they had tumblr on the lotf island simulator bc silly :))
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God I love him so much. Every time we kiss I feel so alive.
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cringe
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…this is literally about us
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OOOH FUCK I DIDNT READ THE USERNAME
#SORRY BABE OMFG #PLS FORGIVE ME WE CAN HAVE A PARTY W MY HUNTERS ON THE BEAJCH
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found a ton of these beautiful leaves and made a flower crown!!
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so. piggy has informed me that the rash on my arms and head is due to the posion ivy ive been wearing for a week.
#everything itches :,(
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Greetings and salutations! This is my first official Tumblr post. My name is Peter. I use primarily he/him pronouns but do not mind they/them.
If you’re a supporter of J*ck or The H*nters DNI!!! I am a Ralph supporter!!! You choir boys make me sick!!!
I have asthma and I am gay. If you insult me, or call me fat, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!
If you are anti-Ralph, I’m not afraid to call you out as the CONCHPHOBE you are!
Lastly: DO NOT CALL ME PIGGY. IT IS NOT MY NAME
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lmaoooo kys piggy
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FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
#I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW #YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF #tw h*nters #tw conchphobia #tw j*cks tribe
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#we’re personally more ralph-leaning #but not picky
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t hebeasty i know it’s there i lnow the hel p help theyre is a beastie pleas
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hey op are you ok
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OP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN PLEASE
#I AM AFRAID
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brooo my homies @xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx and @csharpmf were talking about their kill streaks and i said “do you play on an open server or a private world” and they just looked confused 😭😭😭 like bro did. were. were you not taking about minecraft????
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🙂
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girlie help?????
#ur so silly like wtf
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bro check out this fire art i whipped up this afternoon 💪💪💪 nothin much just a quick doodle 💪💪💪
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Hey OP. Maybe do some research on famous art before attempting to plagiarize the Mona fucking Lisa. You disgusting credit thief.
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maybe you should learn what a joke is lmao
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This is your daily reminder to take care of yourself! Drink water and eat some pig! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LET THE SIGNAL FIRE GO OUT!!!
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…i forgor
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ISTFG
#literally so pissed /srs
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i am #strong. i am #emo. i listen to #mychemicalromance. i am #dark
*lifts black hair off face, revealing black eyeshadow* i cannot feel love. i care about no one. because i am #EMO!!!! /srs
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:(
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no!!! don’t be sad- *bites black lipstick covered lip and glances away* i… i love you
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:)
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Oh my God. And you call ME cringe.
#no hate on Simon even though he’s a weirdo #but Roger is like a different breed of freaky #tw h*nters #tw j*cks tribe #tw conchphobia
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jellybracelet · 1 year
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1-70 for the ask thing 😋
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes. I'm very, very grateful.
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
Cat
03: Do you regret anything?
Usually
04: Are you insecure?
Why. Do I seem it
05: What is your relationship status?
Bad
06: How do you want to die?
Unembarrassingly
07: What did you last eat?
Dried figs
08: Played any sports?
All Star cheer, school cheerleading, track and field/pole vault, cross country, college club gymnastics. Honorable fail mentions to basketball and soccer... Not meant for balls, yo
09: Do you bite your nails?
Not anymore, but my hands are usually in my mouth, which is supposed to mean something.
10: When was your last physical fight?
None as an adult. I did go through a punching walls phase but my meds mellowed me right out...
11: Do you like someone?
I would do anything to have a crush on someone right now. Having a crush is so fun
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
I've gone over 4 days without sleeping before 🫠
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Just some random evil people in the world. Nothing personal
14: Do you miss someone?
Yeah
15: Have any pets?
Mocha
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
Idk
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
Do you know that feeling when you're at a really loud party and you close the door to the bathroom and the music gets all muffled and you see someone's reflection in the mirror and separate from your body? I think it's really rude to hog the bathroom at a party.
18: Are you scared of spiders?
Less than normal amount
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I'd start over
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
SNOGGED. . . ?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
Laundry, rock climbing, run a 5k, pack for my work trip
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
I wish... 2 or 3
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
Holes that are currently open on my body: 10 ear piercings and 1 belly button piercing
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
Philosophy
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes
26: What are you craving right now?
I could eat everything in the entire world every single day, but I won't.
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I'm not sure because I've been informed that I'm unaware
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
Not particularly
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
I wish
30: What’s irritating you right now?
Dish sitting next to me
31: Does somebody love you?
Yes
32: What is your favourite color?
Green
33: Do you have trust issues?
I have this thing called being crazy where sometimes I think everyone is lying to me or maybe my sister really gaslights me. It's a tricky situation we got here
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
I don't do that
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Cat
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
My life isn't really that dramatic so shit like that doesn't happen
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgor bc I have memory problems. I don't mind forgiving either. As Lauren Conrad said, "I wanna forgive you, and I wanna forget you."
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
NO
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Ten (I was a little slore when I was a kid)
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Gross
Is anyone gonna talk about how there's no 41 through 50?
51: Favourite food?
I don't have one bc I'm an adult.
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
What a terrible thing to think.
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Moisturized my feet ten times
54: Is cheating ever okay?
I just had this argument with my sister thirty minutes ago omg
55: Are you mean?
Unfortunately
56: How many people have you fist fought?
LMFAO probably just my little sister
57: Do you believe in true love?
I can't think about that
58: Favourite weather?
Different weather for different activities. Jogging is 55-65, beach is 80+, walking around is 60-70
59: Do you like the snow?
I thought I didn't until it stopped happening
60: Do you wanna get married?
😣😦
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Yes
62: What makes you happy?
Moving my body
63: Would you change your name?
Yes
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Probably bc I don't really drink anymore
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Fall in love with them or use it to my advantage. jk. This hasn't happened since I was like 12
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
I used to
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
The phrasing of these questions is so funny and 2012. my contortion teacher? Lol
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My therapist. 🤢 I don't think deep conversations or introspection or reflection is even good for you (genuine).
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
No.
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
Not yet. That's too much of a burden to put on someone else.
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