Ur dog looks like @pangur-and-grim but if pangur was a dog
yea sure
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The New Knife Game (Klance)
"There is an old tradition, a game we all can play
You start by getting liquored up and sharpening your blade
You take a shot of whiskey, you grab your knife and pray
And spread apart your fingers, and this is what you say"
Keith turns around on a corner, half listening to Lance’s voice in the distance.
"'Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop
If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out
But all the same, I play this game 'cause that's what it's all about'"
A rather creepy song, if you asked Keith. He wasn't sure, but he thought he had heard it somewhere before.
"No, you can't use a pencil, you cannot use a pen
The only way is with a knife when danger is your friend
And some may call it stupid, some may call it dumb
But all the same, we play this game because it's so damn fun"
What even was that incessant tactactac sound?
"Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop
If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out
But all the same, I play this game 'cause that's what it's all about"
There was Lance, in the sort-of-living-room they used at the Castle. He was doing something in the common table, but Keith couldn't see very well what it was...
"Oh, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, I'm picking up the speed
And if I hit my fingers, then my hand will start to bleed"
Was that a fUCking knIFe?!
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Keith screamed his lungs out, and now Lance has a scar all around the base of his ring finger.
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I should’ve known better than to edge this mf.. now I got a surprise creampie to deal with
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anons like "u write him so out of character he'd never do that" and im slowly sliding this in depth horror, killer!quickie au fic behind my back. oops
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happy halloween friends!! i am hoping you see incredible spooks and play some nefarious tricks and have some wondrous treats tonight
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babygirl I am on my fifth nosebleed in the same amount of hours, do you want me?
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the thing they dont tell you about having f/o dreams is AHH! AHHH!!! CREAKING SKULL
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OKOKOKOK SO YK THE RECENT SOOKAI LOVE YK THE THIS ONE
SO IMAGINE that instead of soobin it’s the reader and it’s Kai’s s/o and the reader does this beautiful face painting art on Kai’s face but kai completely does the reader dirty w his art and they’re both on vlive they’re flirting and reading comments and being disgustingly cute and then the reader gets to see the final art on their face and it’s a TOTAL MESS like the reaction + Kai’s dolphin laugh yk
Not you tempting me to make a kai drabble..
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woke up to pee last night at like 4am and the windows are all open right
lay back down in bed and i hear a weird noise that sounds like something hopping/stomping around in the grass under my window
go look and it’s this fat ass deer eating grass LOUD AS HELL
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