#suck-me-sideways

[gemsofthegalaxy]

I lied in my earlier post, thoughts have been churning and maaybe... i do think i want tomgreg to get out together or, in some way, choose each other.

Especially with Greg at the top of the last episode being like "Matsson is weird and he trusts me, but, Tom, I don't like him." With the "me of things" line, what I felt he was trying to say was "I want to be in this with you" (of course tom shut him down bc he was jealous and sleepy. idiot.) and then, well- "lets fry her up", he wants to see if Tom will get rid of Shiv- then he does it. Maybe because Shiv offered him nothing, but we can contrast that with Tom's always caring for Greg, and we won't ever have the answer to the question "would Greg have done it anyway even if Shiv offered him something, for Tom?"

And on Tom's side... he was so very despondent towards Shiv that not even mention of a baby was enough to get him to even consider aligning with her again. He seems very done and was pushing Shiv, possibly to make her less likely to try to draw him back in.

Meanwhile, with regard to Greg... all Tom has to say is that wants Greg Gregging for him. And, again, while Greg was initially resistant it might also let him know that Tom really does need him, which is a different sort of power to hold but secures his position with him well.

Whether I think this will happen, idk. Greg may still be given a chance by Kendall and Roman to fuck Tom over for power, and if that happens, I don't know if it's within Greg to say no even if he doesn't seem to like Kendall and Roman and, Kendall has dropped him easily in the past and Roman hasn't ever done anything for him, but they will have more power than Tom probably ever will again.

But I'm saying, it's not totally out of left field if it does, by some miracle, happen

#succession #tomgreg #they should also suck each other sloppy style but thats besides the point #succession spoilers #you guys did it. you gave me hope and if it goes sideways yall are hosting the prayer circle okay 😭

[boxdstars]

me staring at the dentist while he explains how he’s never seen a wisdom tooth like mine before in all his years of practice:

#i still had to pay 350 for the 3d scan btw. #all cause of the (1) tooth #this shit gotta be criminal #all four gotta come out which sucks but you’re telling me one of them is sideways and circular!?!?? #boxd chitchat

[last-hourglass]

if y'all never hear from me again, know that the New England blizzards finally took me out

#this is not /srs #its just snowing sideways rn and my car sucks #so things are a bit Dicey #if the snow eats me Havoc gets the blog

[zhao-tianyou]

Squidward is me after dropping all the dgkru lore on you about the time OTVG got mad and talked shit about our meme group watch friend group who were joking around on said group watch site about some shitty rpf written about how YAMATO wanted to suck Kzy's dick on their podcast that was hosted on a site a racist who hates black people and loves Trump helped run :3

dg stuff aside, thank you bb <3

#memes from taeil #answered #messages #rom #r #shut up kristen #joe lanza has gone full maga truther apparently too #i dont think he is part of vow anymore #i could talk so much more about this too #and yea i was a shitty person back then but everyone involved was shitty #yes even the person who thought they had a pass to be a shitty person because theyre trans #but thats another story for another time #theres a lot of shitty people in the dg fanbase btw #me included #i mean one of the dudes in my friend group made a meme for the group watch page that was a pic of kzy and yamato on a couch #and kzy had an expression that he was sucking dick #and it had a line from the fanfic on it #we were so fucking unserious with all of it but it ended up being serious because people got upset #and all this started on the old ringsideconfessions page #god bless that shit rag for all the drama in my life #this totally went sideways from taeil just sending me a cute meme #sorry lmao #hes talking to me rn about this on discord because we found one of the old otvg dorks on twitter

[chryzure]

shoutout to the time i was opening my mouth to describe a book as relatively low-stakes and fun, JUST in time for my therapist to call it “dark” and “gripping”. oh. well. okay.

#memorie.txt #she’s probably right in a relative sense #but i’m used to reading p intense horror and mystery novels where shit goes So sideways #whereas in the book we were discussing i had 0 fears any characters would fall short of their goals #i knew everything would work out for them! #i also have some complaints wrt the author and how she plots things #but anyway… same feeling as the time my friend pointed at a book and i was literally ABT to say ‘oh that was Perfectly Meh’ #and she blurted ‘I LOVE IT ISNT IT SO MAGICAL’ #i simply don’t have the heart to be mean abt books my friends like. even if i wasn’t totally impressed by them #but idk maybe that’s too nice of me? because i’ve had multiple friends be blunt and say they hated things i loved #after asking me to recommend books to them. #it’s honestly why now i refuse to recommend books to ppl because so many friends have said the book sucked to my face #like ok. why are you saying that in That way to the person who recommended it out of love. #NOT the same as saying it’s not your speed btw 😭 that makes sense #but ppl have vehemently declared hatred and i always feel like that img of an ant holding a bundle over their shoulder #like oh… okay….. goodbye forever ig…

[sothischickshe]

For me? You can’t top the genie AU

Ah ty <3 💙🧞

I don't know what the term for this type of fic is exactly (where the conceit is basically what if this ~throwaway line from canon WAS true), but its def one of my fave genres of au!!

In fact... Pivot...! Let me rec you some fic!

Your eyes tell me how you want me by @inyoursheets (what if rio WAS the bounce house guy)

tangerine by @inyoursheets (what if rio WAS some kind of grocery store manager)

traveling through space and time by mydearmoon (what if baby Beth DID want to be an astronaut)

A house of cards by elkcrossing (what if the screwing on the breakfast dishes story WAS how Beth and rio met)

Don't say panties by @mrslackles (what if Beth DID let rio take care of it for her)

The tutor by @juuuunaaaaoooo (what if Beth HAD got a tutor for Kenny)

I know how to use Google, thanks! by @misshazelevers20 (what if rio DOES know how to Google it too)

What’s My “You Can’t Top That” Fic?

#One thing you should know about me #If I can pivot an ask into a fic rec post I will 😆 #Is there a term for this particular type of ~canon divergence? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 #I absolutely love it anyway: that sort of sideways glance @ canon #Nbc good girls #TV #Fanfiction #Fanfic #gg fic recs #I personally think I topped the genie au multiple times with the rio Dean bodyswap fic but to each their own 😄😄😄 #Tropes #Where are the hr & fireman fics though?!!! 👀👀👀👀 #📀📀📀 #Pee ess did you reblog this meme from me cos I thought you did but it's not in my notifications #Not sure if this is my fever making me hallucinate boringly or tumblo sucking or both #*;

[cozypups]

FUCK PARAMOUNT DOESN"T HAVE SEASON 3 OR 4 OF BIG TIME RUISH???? holy shit i could download it but for some reason the only available download is literally all seasons and it's 134GB...............................................................

#🐶 #fuck me sideways #why did netflix have to remove btr come onnn #and why doesn't paramount have the other seasons they suck ass

[deus-ex-mona]

oh mona-chan, we’re really in it now </3

#in a certified ✨wanna hurl myself in front of a high velocity vehicle✨ moment rn pls stand by~~~~~ #g o d i should’ve known today would suck the moment the food delivery guy hung my order sideways and the gravy dripped out of the packaging #but it didn’t stop thereeeeee ggggrrrrrrrrrr the blasted buses arrived at the bus stop too quickly for me to buy my dinner #so threeeee cheerssssss for going hungry ig #and g o d the morning shift dude only did a single tray of samples + weighed insufficient vials of a certain sample #so!!!!!! i was lagging behind on my tasks b i g t i m e. grrrrrrrrrr wtf was the guy doing mans the samples came out at around 1; #he was on break when i arrived around half past 2 and returned from his break at around 3 so!!!!! w h a t was he doing between 1-2 h e l l o #he didn’t even do his stuff properly like gggrgrrrrrrrrrrrrnrnnfnjfjfff #and before i could even start on my work!!!!! there was this!!! pointless!!!! meeting!!!! that lasted way too long!!! and i!!!! arrrrrttgghh #oh and both of my workstation’s (currently functioning) equipment decided to malfunction. which fjkdnfjjcjcjdnjdkeksksks #and ofcccccc there are way too many samples to weigh for [procedure that requires the equipment] so!!!! arrgghhhhhh #literally i n t e a r s while wasting that hour of futile troubleshooting </3 hate this smmmmm #and to top it all off!!!!!! the workplace network still hasn’t recovered from the global server hack so there’s no free wifi >:( #today sucks. i’m sure tomorrow will be worse. #inedible blubbering

[haganez]

no way in hell they made this game where u text have wait time this long just to make u wanna buy ahit to make them type at a normal speed KIL YOUSELF

#its realistic...SUCK ME SIDEWAYS.

[queercriptid]

im not gonna fucking insert myself into "bi lesbian" discourse or whatever bc i still dont understand it but how the fuck are yall prioritizing a debate that will never fucking end over the fact that there are CHILDREN on a no-fly list?

#that being said if you say 'blerf' suck me off sideways u sound dumb #'at least we're not twitter' no u are #criptxt

[valentinoappreciator]

okay but being a rivalling industrialist / chembaron to Silco? being caught doing something / being somewhere you definitely shouldn’t be? being kept under lock-n-key while Silco determines what to do with you? Silco realising your... potential? Silco deciding that you can be his assistant until you’re no longer useful to him? Silco eventually deeming you a companion, and later on, maybe more?

something something enemies-to-friends-to-lovers?

i think yes

#text #my post #arcane #silco arcane #enemies to lovers #do i want to write this? yes #do i suck at anything plot related? also yes #i can do 5k words of smut no big deal but plot? fuck me sideways i cant #enemies to friends to lovers

[n0ct0urn1quet]

@raiden-metal-gear-rising babe as much as id liek to seep tight and go to seep unfortunately there is a fat fucking cat laying directly in the middle of my bed and i donot want to wake him so therefore i will be sleeping on the floor and he can take the damn bed

#KAJSKLBLKFBKLJBLKJG #I MEAN LOOK AT HIM HES ALL CURLED UP AND KNEADING THE BLANKY!!!!!!!! how could i wake him up. i cannot #i will PASS OUT from EXTREME SLEEP DEPRIVATION before i wake my cat up so i can lay down #SKJDBLGK #do u want me to send u a pic of him i can if u want me to #i mean my phone might be dead so dont count on it but KJSLJKLKG #hes very comby! hes cosy :] #just like me... in ur bed rn..... #honesly ur bed looks comfy my bed is like. realy small. i need a bigger bed but my room is so small it literally wouldnt fit #and i have a heater in the most batshit place ever and its just in the way of Everything #id love to have my bed sideways up against the wall where like the head of the bed is against the closet but there is a heater . right ther #so!!!! #but also it sucks bc the area where my bed is is up against the closet sideways so whenever i move the closet doors bang togteher #and its just liek ok :') why even bother trying to sleep ive woken up the whole house just by rolling over twice and banging the doors #SDJKKLG #anyways this is supposde to be a gaypost im just having very unorganized thoguhts rn haha #i ame......thinkying about us living togehr i think ! bceaues aeuugoh i lob u <:] #actually u kno what . i think i can liek make a paypal rn and start doing small comissions to start earning money towards moving in? #like ok i cant do that as my primary job because no one commissions small artists nowadays but like. idk! #i could prolly do a few like $10-$20 commissions? idk maybe 20 is too much haha my arts not THAT good #but idk!!! just small money to be able to at least afford the plane ticket n whatnot. then afterwards i can figure out everythin else #it kinda sucks that we may not be able to visit each other in the summer like we original.y pllanned bc things are just . chaotic rn #esp with my sister moving back in.....sigh...... #but idk!!!!!! we'll make it work out itll b alrite i prommy #i just . hghbekjlee. i canot waite 2 see u eventualy... is gona b ebic..... <:] #das all <:] i lub u goonite!!! seep tight!!!! get gooood slepys.. m luby u :] <3

[arielmagicesi]

my brain is twisted and dark aaahhh I was like “I don’t want to watch First Kill because I’m not interested in seeing high school shows or cheesy romances, sorry, not for me, I’ve outgrown them” and then I heard that it wasn’t all that good actually and I was like “now I HAVE to see it”

what can I say, I’ll absolutely watch high school shows/cheesy romances if they’re bad. I love bad content

two caveats: yes, part of it was my brain going “there’s only room for one vampire killer in my heart” fuck off I have problems; and yes, I know it’s a show about lesbians. what a fake fake lesbian I am for not instantly dropping everything and sprinting to go watch it, I know, you don’t have to tell me

#sorry for how aggressively this is worded lmao #i haven't started watching it yet but i'm very tempted now that i know it might suck #if it's good i'll probably stop watching aaaahhh #i really cannot handle lesbian content i'm sorry #every so often i read/watch something about lesbians but i get nightmares for the next few nights and cry for a week #it hits very close to my heart. i can't look at my sexuality head-on i have to look at it sideways #but if it's some shit like the lesbians on riverdale then sure because it's so far removed from reality #ANYWAY #we'll see #i also don't want 'person who ships vampire romances' to be my thing. 13 year old me rolling in her grave #written by me

[the-rogue-mockingjay]

Sitting here crying because not a single damn thing has gone right for me since I sat down at my desk is.....not what I had on my bingo card for this evening

#endsinger's fatalistic bullshit is getting to me i think 💀💀💀💀 #stupid thing to cry over i know. but. #sucking at this game even momentarily just inexplicably fucks with my head so bad #idk. i am both the inconsolable crying child and the adult trying to help the kid figure out what's wrong at the same time #the autistic social struggles + emotional dysregulation absolutely kicking my ASS lately #and this coming right after the high of successfully creating my first mod in less than 24hrs? i am suffering looney tunes curses i SWEAR #the epic highs and lows of my meager existence #anyway. now i will try to gpose and maybe calm tf down #and stop thinking about the.....all the Anxieties #i have like 8 different doctors i need to see and my kitten needs booster shots and i keep tipping sideways into walls when i walk and #AAAAAAAAAA #god have mercy on my poor stupid soul because i am losing my entire mind #anyway bye that's enough oversharing for one night lolololololololol

[confidencewithacupofcoffee]

When you’ve been tired all day but as soon as you’ve gotten comfortable in bed to finally sleep and your body is like ‘n0 y0u’re wide awake n0w, get wrecked’

#me #personal #pain and agony #work is going to suck tomorrow #well fuck me sideways man #wisconsin #tired as hell #wide awake

[peacockwinchester]

You guys ever just remember that one song you got to sing? Like damn I slayed that as a sophomore. And then it all went to shit but hey! Maybe I'll be able to perform again like that (they didn't cast me senior year and now I'm just waiting for the right production)

#ranting abt my theatre experience from here on: #my high scool dept has a huge favoritism issue and is notorious for it and as soon as I came out I sort of fell from grace to the directors #they found more acceptable lead actors and cast them and got lumped into the kooky grandma role until there wasn't one and they just #let me go #at least this is my theory bc as soon as I started expressing myself it started to go to shit #and last year they just stopped casting me and i'm trying to move on but that shit hurts man #i just want to be myself and they decided they like this girl for a part over me bc she 'looks the part' and ppl aren't gonna look sideways #at them when they read the bio in the program #it sucks and i hate myself enough that sometimes it just gets to me. like i hated my voice and look enough and you didn't have to make it #all for nothing yknow? #like what's the point of having good stage presence and a good voice? i'm not using it outside of that bc i hate talking and #i refuse to sing in front of ppl if not in a musical #btw the song i love the most was the i love you song from 25th annual :)