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[solesommerso]

Hondo: yeah I was was quarterback in high school and-

Street: you were a QUARTER????

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[brinleyparke]

Luca: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Deacon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated, ...

Street: Smad.

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[autistic-brushstrokes]

Chris : Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have street periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Chris : It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going

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[chosenimagines]

CBS SWAT Masterlist

Announcement

Season 5 in Germany

Crossover

Criminal Minds X Swat

Headcanons

Darryl is a writer

Random posts

Dear CBS Swat Writers

SWAT obsession

Just started Swat

Reblogs Incorrect Quotes

Hondo needs patience

Street, Luca & cooking

Prank & Luca

Reblogs

Not enough Tan

Ships

My desired ship for Luca

Simping

Tan & Basketball

How do you feel about Tan?

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[rollswat]

Streets Mom: *dies*

Street: okay at least shes at peace

Chris: how are you feeling right now

Street: get the fuck out of my face were over i cant do this with you

Chris: 😧

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[existential-bisis]

Store Worker: Would a Ms. Chris Alonso please come to the front desk?

Chris, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Street and Tan* I believe they belong to you?

Street and Tan, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Chris: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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[fangirlfreak08]

Street: Nice hands Chris

Chris: Uh, thanks?

Street: they’d look even greater wrapped around my-

Deacon: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND YOUR BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!

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[brinleyparke]

Street, texting Hondo: *sends a voice message*

Hondo, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Street: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Hondo: *presses play*

Street's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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[brinleyparke]

Street: I love hearing Hondo shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

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[autistic-brushstrokes]

Tan: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Hondo: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Tan: But pink.

Jessica: And it's hot.

Tan: PINK!

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[autistic-brushstrokes]

Hondo: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.

Chris : *Sipping their drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.

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[brinleyparke]

Street: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something

Chris: Street, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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[brinleyparke]

Street: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Street: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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[brinleyparke]

Luca: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Street: You looked in a mirror?

Luca: Someday you will have to answer for your actions, and God may not be so merciful.

Street: Ha! Yeah, because my life is just rainbows and unicorns and lollipops now.

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[brinleyparke]

Chris: How would you like your coffee?

Street: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Chris, to barista: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar.

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[brinleyparke]

Luca: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

Chris: Ooh, yes, please!

Street, with his laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

Luca: It's not a bug, though...

Street: ...

Chris: ...

Street: Well, I still don't want to see.

Chris, realizing: Please don't throw-

Luca: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

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