#talvk

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Wait I just realized. Jimmy & Fwhip are going through a divorce but Scar (a goblin via elytra) is staying in Tumble Town and Tango (My Rancher) is staying in Gobland. This is the world's messiest polycule

#hc x empires #hermitcraft #empires smp #solidaritygaming #fwhip #goodtimeswithscar #tangotek #empireshipping #i guess??? #empires spoilers #hermitcraft spoilers #talvk

[i-ashhart]

Little kids having tantrums, there so small and have such big emotions

#god i wish i could full boby flop onto the concret without brakeing alll my bones #i want to beable to just fucking screm #no i have to pretend to me an adult work talvk to peps #fuck i want to screem and cry and show evryone how much im hurting

[snattacat]

litsen.....humor this old high school aged crone for a second and stop writing accents into words if you dont know how to fucking do it...if i have to read flour delacroix or whatever her name is do a vaguely romanian accent for another paragraph i might actually drop dead from dysentery....shes French for gods sake vhy vould she ever talvk like dracula

[the-royal-bat-snake]

I am once again stating that Team Rancher has done nothing wrong. Yes Tango brought up a hellish creature from the depths and will do it again but have you considered this: I love them

#double life smp #double life spoilers #dls3 #tangotek #talvk #team rancher

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Y'all ever see a post and go "wait... I know how to draw that"?

Yeah me neither

#eret #in order #wilbur soot #quackity #mark & ash #philza #sorry to joe but you dont have any colour coding i could use #i mean neither did mark but at least i can draw drum sticks #talvk #technically not storks so they aren't going on the stork blog </3

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Warning: loud

WOE, HERMITCRAFT WEBSITE FANCAM BE UPON YOU

[ID: a video with edited images synced up to music. There are 17 images in total and all are slightly oddly cropped and made wiggly by the edit. The first is a search bar showing https://hermitcraft.com. The next eleven are the individual letters of hermitcraft as shown on the website, with most of the hermits cropped within the images but most are cut off in some way. Next is an image of the sidebar with the dropdown menus of members, links, and maps. Then individual images for each of the tabs on the website, latest, all videos, and hermitcraft. The last image is of hypnotizd's minecraft skin. /end ID]

#hermitcraft #hypnotizd #talvk #i went to make the id and realized. i dont know what the song is called #tried to find it but couldnt figure it out so if anyone does i will update the id #the reason hypno specifically is here is because he runs the website and is gods most beautiful soldier for that

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Well LGBT+ community (and others I won't assume) we sure have accomplished something today

#talvk

[the-royal-bat-snake]

As a Team Rancher apologist how dare you

#talvk #double life smp #double life spoilers #tangotek #solidaritygaming #goodtimeswithscar #dls2

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Hey hey hey I don't know who needs to hear this right now if you have a lazy eye/ are cross eyed you are literally the sexiest motherfucker on earth. You don't look stupid everyone just wants you carnally and don't know how to cope with that

#talvk #lazy eye #cross eyed #once again remembering that all my representation in media is boiled down to 'stupid people look like this' which!!! #no!!!!! incorrect!!!!! #im hot im sexy and im full of rage!!!!

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Say what you will about a bartering based economy but at least Empires didn't have to hard reset the economy and throw all their diamonds in a pit

#empires smp #talvk #hc x empires

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Oh yeah I guess I kinda forgot to make this announcement ever.

I'm not really gonna be on tumblr anymore? I know that looks unsure and it's because I am.

I've been here, in mcytblr, since 2019. I was here for all the major dramas, I survived all of our mass extinction events, so it's weird to me to just leave. And I'm not really, tumblr sends me emails when people @ me and I always check those, so if people need me I'll be available. Also a lot of you have my Discord, and if you want it for some reason you can just message me I'm not really hiding.

But I'm leaving because genuinely I was stressing myself out. I am very big about managing notifications and looking at every single one, which was fine when I only followed 20 blogs. I follow 100 blogs and I have notifications on for over half of them. That is not sustainable and every time I got behind I was worried I was missing something. I got so caught up in being one of the last blogs remaining from several burned corpses of fandom spaces that I lost the fact that that Doesn't Fucking Matter. I'm just a guy. I don't need to know what’s happening all the time here. It's not important.

I got a new phone recently and it didn't automatically log into tumblr for me. I didn't realize for a few days honestly, which really proves I was getting worked up over nothing. So I just. Never logged in. I planned to make a post on my laptop. Never did that either. Only logged in because Elvie said they were deleting art from a blog and I wanted to make sure I didn't miss anything in the past few months. Only opened today because tumblr sent me an email about someone following me and decided to check Elvie's blog to see how they were doing.

I mean this in the nicest way possible to myself: I don't matter here. Nothing is going to implode because I decided not to log on unless someone needs me for something, or they just wanna show me a cool bat.

I think making posts about leaving websites is a bit dramatic, especially since I'm not really leaving and I might try and come back in like 2 months knowing me. But I have made friends here, and even if we don't talk often or at all I do want it to be clear what happened and that y'all can contact me for anything.

Feel free to @ me for anything or dm me for anything (also would have to @ me on a random post because I don't get emails for that and I turned off all notifications otherwise)

Uh. All that being said I still love Don't stop the party compilations so @ me on any of those you see

Not a goodbye but a see you around

#talvk

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Still can't believe... after YEARS of waiting... we got Evil Xisuma back... and he was a capitalist

#hermitcraft #exil xisuma #talvk

[the-royal-bat-snake]

They're learning so much

[ID: a digital drawing of a kindergarten classroom with various animals representing different characters. From left to right, Herobrine as a Jellie cat, Helsknight as a grey saint Bernard with a night's helmet with a red plume. Jeff the Minion is represented as a stork, Evil Xisuma as a red tabby cat, worm man as a giant worm with a yellow band. NPC Grian is a red golden retriever with metal plating, Xornoth is a giraffe sticking in through the window. True symmetry is a brown swan with various copper highlights, and Badtimeswithscar as a grey snake with red highlighting. All of them, bar Xornoth, are on a green carpet on an otherwise beige floor. The walls are eggshell, the frame of the window is a dark blue, the wall without the window has a blackboard with text written on it. It says: "2+2= EVIL" under it in tinier text it says "no." /end ID]

@evil-xisapril for day 12: Evil School!

#jellie #helsknight #jeff the minion #evil xisuma #worm man #xornoth #npc grian #truesymmetry #badtimeswithscar #hermitcraft #talvk #can you tell what animals i draw the most #evil month

[the-royal-bat-snake]

See the thing is I very much want Jimmy Solidarity to get a win, but, unfortunately, one person is in my way. Jimmy Solidarity himself

#empires smp #solidaritygaming #not even in the fact he's a pathetic wet rag of a man but in the way of he literally ASKS to be bullied #talvk

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Pixlriffs continuing his NPC arc in the funniest way possible. What even was the conversation that lead to that? "Hey is anyone available to get hit by amnesia juice rq?" "Oh yeah sure just let me bemoan the loss of my deepslate emerald ore first though" is this even going to show up in Pix's next episode? Yet to be seen. Nobody is doing it like him

#talvk #pixlriffs #empiresmp2 #empires smp #empires smp spoilers #i have almost no intelligent thoughts about this man #compels me though

[the-royal-bat-snake]

Happy birthday Evil Xisuma!

(thank you @evil-xisapril for the prompt list!)

[ID: a digital drawing of Evil Xisuma as a red tabby cat in a pink party hat with a yellow pom pom looking sadly at a cupcake with green frosting and a purple wrapper. There is a red candle in the cupcake lighting the front of the cat /end ID]

#talvk #hermitcraft #evil xisuma #love this guy i made #evil month