Someone else has probably already done this but oh well. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve actually called it “Miss Americana and the Half-blood prince” 😂😂😂 @taylorswift @taylornation
I was driving down the road the other day. And I was in my van, and this meanie, this aww, this deer, this dang deer just jumped out in front of my van. And I didn't even know what was going on, cause I don't know if I swerved, then i might go off the road and hit it snow drift. And I was just trying to pick up Jimmy from soccer, and I, I didn't ask for that deer to go out in the middle of the road. If I hit the deer, then I got that on my mind all day. And I gotta clean off my car. And there's possible debts. But then you know you gotta think about if you swerve they tell you not to do that in traffic class. And I was late to pick Jimmy up and he's like "mom you're late" and he's just, you know, nagging at me the whole rest of the day. And it's all because of this dang deer.
2. I MUST HAVE INTUITION OR SOMETHING because I watched city of lover and thought humm this has rep vibes and proceeded to watch rep stadium tour on netflix after.
3. A FAN WAS WEARING THE WHITE SWEATER I WANTED so bad man. so bad
4. I LITERALLY WENT TO YOUR WEBSITE
5. bought like 3 Lover merch items
6. JUST TO WAKE UP AT 10AM TO SEE YOU DROP REP MERCH AND ITS SOLD OUT.
7. I'm sad but also freaking happy cuz I got so many things I always wanted from that era.
8. except the freaking white sweater man
9. I bought everything I freaking could.
10. BUDDY I adore and love you sm
11. I feels like you are up to something top secret
12. but HoNeY, where is the RESTOCK of the PIANOO lithograph! I would sell my soul.
Raise your hand if you wake up every morning brainstorming how you’re going to try to get noticed by Taylor today. Then comes the realization that she likely already knows who you are and just doesn’t like you. @taylornation13 #SwiftieDepression #TaylorSwiftOwnsMe #TaylorSwift