Yuri to Linhardt: As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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Ingrid to Sylvain and Felix: Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
Sylvain: If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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Constance about Yuri: he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Jeritza about Byleth: I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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Linhardt: once in fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said 'caspar you've been to my house'
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