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#texts from last night
textsfrombluelock · an hour ago
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Nagi: didn't i say you couldn't come over anymore?
Nagi: it'll help you get over me, i promise
Reo: I'm horny.
Nagi: ....ok i will unlock the door
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textsfrombandom · 2 hours ago
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Gabe: she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
Gabe: GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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incorrect-catcf-quotes · 2 hours ago
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Veruca: Did you really eat ten Wonka Bars today?
Augustus: It vas tough, but I powered zrough it.
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textsfromstarkiller · 3 hours ago
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(407): When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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textsfrombandom · 5 hours ago
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Pete: Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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heartlandtfln · 6 hours ago
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“(910): Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up“
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textsfrombandom · 7 hours ago
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Brendon: It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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textsfrombandom · 10 hours ago
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William: I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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Sabrina: I don’t need inspirational quotes. If I’m going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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kritzkrieg-kiss · 12 hours ago
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Scout: I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
Medic: If you’re still alive when you’re 80 I’ll demand a medical explanation.
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textsfrombandom · 13 hours ago
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Frank: I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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heartlandtfln · 14 hours ago
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“(985): Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.“
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lonelyheaaaart · 15 hours ago
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On the darkness and lonely nights, it’s when your deep locked memory comes up
like a sweet nightmare, or it could be a dream, but you always come to me like a whisper of the cold wind, where your name floats around
Under the moonlight i call your name, hoping that the moon, tells you my clame, but... she just tell me, «keep trying, he doesn’t feels the same», so i took another pill, to finally have you, even if it’s just in my sleep.
—lonelyheaaaart
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pd: i don’t own the image credit, so, feel free to claim the credits
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textsfrombandom · 15 hours ago
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Joe: I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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textsfrombandom · 18 hours ago
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Gabe: I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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