Nagi: didn't i say you couldn't come over anymore?

Nagi: it'll help you get over me, i promise

Reo: I'm horny.

Nagi: ....ok i will unlock the door

Gabe: she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard

Gabe: GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD

Veruca: Did you really eat ten Wonka Bars today?

Augustus: It vas tough, but I powered zrough it.

(512): i’m so hungover my hair hurts

(407): When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?

Pete: Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out

“(910): Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up“

Brendon: It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make

If you loved me you'd be here, instead the moon is the only one I have left

William: I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome

Sabrina: I don’t need inspirational quotes. If I’m going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.

Scout: I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.

Medic: If you’re still alive when you’re 80 I’ll demand a medical explanation.

Frank: I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"

“(985): Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.“

On the darkness and lonely nights, it’s when your deep locked memory comes up

like a sweet nightmare, or it could be a dream, but you always come to me like a whisper of the cold wind, where your name floats around

Under the moonlight i call your name, hoping that the moon, tells you my clame, but... she just tell me, «keep trying, he doesn’t feels the same», so i took another pill, to finally have you, even if it’s just in my sleep.

—lonelyheaaaart

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Joe: I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....

Gabe: I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?