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#thank god im off tomorrow
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When you're in a bad mood for no reason and everything is pissing you off.
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hana-no-seiiki 6 months
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help.
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ok no im so tired but ive had this Thing a Laughingstock Concept Thing in my Brain for Days Now and its.... basically what if Barnaby adopted a lil caterpillar. like it's not sapient or anything its literally A Wriggly Puppet Prop. but he finds it in his home and it reminds him of Howdy and he keeps it. he carries it everywhere. he treats it so tenderly and names it and everything. his delusional smitten subconscious is like "omg... mine & howdy's <3" he and Howdy are not even together at this point
so Barnaby cares for this lil caterpillar and Howdy ends up getting attached as well, because he's on the same shit as Barnaby. and eventually the lil caterpillar pupates, and they watch over the chrysalis So Excited to see what lil wormie will look like as a butterfly. and it emerges and they're so proud and weirdly emotional. the butterfly takes off on its first flight and lands on a flower patch
just in time for Eddie to trip and fall on the patch, instantly crushing it And the butterfly
#in my mind eddie is all 'oh man :( thank goodness frank wasnt around to see that' and then goes about his business#completely missing howdy & barnaby watching on In Horror off to the side#not lil wormie... no....#also in my mind lil wormie looks like the fuckn. Adorable worm from sesame street#oscars little friend i think? the cutest little thing in the world? the little red wormie? yeah....#but im feeling very Tender about bigass dog barnaby toting around this teensie weensie lil worm thing#treating it with utmost care and affection#big characters caring for absolutely tiny thing kills me every fucking time#bury me shallow... ill be back to die again....#absolutely unprompted#laughingstock#ohhhh my god im not even gonna say how i almost butchered the laughingstock tag#sometimes i type letters in the wrong order or add an extra one. that would have been so unfortunate but Deeply Hilarious#ANYWAY LIL WORMIE IS AN ESTABLISHED THING IN MY MIND AND I DONT KNOW WHY#maybe... maybe tomorrow i will scribble it...#also to be clear the events of this post all happen within a week or two.#it is a brief shining Worm Time#ok going to bed now officially. im going#wait no i have to complain about something ive done to myself hold on#so i really like reeses puffs cereal yeah? but the problem is it cuts up my mouth to hell and back and makes eating anything a Pain#tried to eat sauerkraut tonight... it burned... the roof of my mouth is so scraped up...#i Will be eating another bowl when i wake up tho. its too tasty. i can take the annoyance that is minor pain. i have a high tolerance <3#can i easily Not eat it? yeah. but i dont want to stop. nothing will stop me. its a jumbo box. i Will Finish It.#anyway wormie <3 gonna go think about her <3
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thebirdandhersong 6 months
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on the good news train today: I have finally finished the last chapter(!!!) of my Inklings challenge story, which marks the FIRST ever Inklings challenge story I've ever completed properly :'D coming in at 30,810 words (yikes) (it did get out of hand, I must admit), it is definitely not a short story, but it IS a piece that I think articulates a lot of what I've been thinking about lately re: love and death, and, considering everything, is probably something I needed to write. I am very happy!! It has been a wild ride, but a deeply clarifying one.
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n0phis 7 months
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Thank you for putting hamburger mines into my vocabulary. I work at a pumpkin patch so I have modified it to be the pumpkin mines
IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOY IT texas confession i dont even remotely work with hamburgers so hamburger ur pumpkins if u so please. but glad 2 be spreading the wisdom
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transfemininomenon 9 months
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guess who accidentally stayed up until 4am playing baldur's gate because she's nearing the end of act 2 and she's GOTTA see what happens
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maggot-baggage 15 days
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salemontrial 9 months
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Yall its less that 15 minutes left i dont think i can do this
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blueberryrock 2 months
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nothing is better than writing so much in one sitting that it makes your eyes hurt and makes you slightly nauseous
this fic is fic-ing so god damn well my friends
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orcelito 7 months
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I'm doing soooo amazing (weeping) like so great and cool (crying) feeling amazing (sleep deprived)
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I finally got a load of dishes done though. This, at least, is worth celebrating.
#speculation nation#ive been putting dishes off for weeeeeks#it's better off without a before pic bc y'all dont wanna see what was in my sink before 馃槓#i will have clean bowls. and silverware. 馃ズ#i ate cold chef boyardee straight from the can this morning#bc i had no clean bowls and nothing i could possibly use instead. all tupperware used. all microwavable mugs and cups that would fit it#all plates with enough of a lip to hold canned pasta. all plates in general tbh aside from a few tiny plates.#so i ate it straight from the can and u cant microwave a can so i just ate it cold.#not my most dignified moment to be sure. but also not the lowest ive ever gone lmao#Still Pretty Low Tho#but yeah ill have clean dishes. and ill do a 2nd load tomorrow.#im gonna clean up the clutter from my floors. and try to confront the Clothes Problem....#i dont want to try mopping until after the showing if it happens bc im not gonna have random ppl dirtying my clean floors.#bc they WILL just wear their damn shoes inside bc this is america and no one has any fucking manners here.#but whatever. im gonna get my apartment approximately presentable. at least enough so im not mortified by it.#just bc im mental illness squatting here doesnt mean i want ppl to SEE it#thank god i got the worst things done yesterday tho. and today with the dishes.#remaining stuff is mostly just tidying. rather than going through The Horrors lol#sigh. im accomplishing things. unfortunately...#gonna go to bed soon. gotta be up nice and early for more cleaning! :D 馃槶
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swarnpert 10 months
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i picked the worst week to run out of groceries i really don't want to buy groceries after work
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steampoweredskeleton 6 months
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Completely fixated on making my cloak the past couple of days and now have the hood almost completely done and the cloak pieces measured, cut, and marked to be sewed together. I've sewed a zigzag pattern into the hems of the hood and already planned how I'm going to jazz it up with stitching in embroidery thread over the top to hide the machine stitching and make it look like it was more roughly made
I've also been making rings for chainmail which I am going to put as a mini top layer across my shoulders, and have started loosely planning the arm pieces to go with it as I have material from old green trousers that is stiff enough to work well as a base
My brain has been wirring like mad all weekend and I am EXHAUSTED but happy with my progress
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lovedeluxe92 4 months
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new year鈥檚 eve dinner my fiance and i are making: ribs, mac and cheese (patti鈥檚 recipe 馃檶馃徏), baked beans and cornbread
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seojhn 5 months
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no i don鈥檛 believe in love anymore thank you very much.
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bonetrousled 5 months
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work is abysmal. people r mean and stupid and keep talking over each other while trying to ask me questions. just had to work 5 hours yesterday by myself. coworker keeps complaining abt how the like 2 hours they were alone were terrible and they were slammed. i say i have been there and understajd and that sucks. coworker keeps interrupting me while i try to get the drawers together for a deposit. coworker looks visibly upset so i ask whats wrong snd theyre like Ohhh.. It's fine... i mean it's NOT fine but its fine.. sigh... dont worry about me.... it's fine....... Guy comes in to immediately order a buy online pick up in store while in the store because he has an online only coupon. brain has been semi on fire in general bc a lot of the bad shit that happened to me occurred during Winter Time. always disassociated at all tomes to some degree but it's been worse.clenches teeth soooooooo hard they all shatter into a gazillion pieces
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pepprs 1 year
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yeah ok so it鈥檚 basically 3am. im thinking i don鈥檛 go to work today. which fucking sucks ass bc of the presentation and the fomo but im in hell
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