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oh bestie 🫠🫠🫠🫠 im melting
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I AM POISON IN THE WATER AND UNHAPPY!!! I love you ethel cain
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Gibt's eigentlich etwas, das noch deprimierender ist, als der Moment, wenn du aus deiner selbstgemachten kalt gewordenen vegetarischen Wan-Tan-Suppe nur noch die Wan-Tan fischst und feststellst...völlig egal, schmeckt eh alles gleich nach nichts. Ach ja, wenn man versucht eine Flasche mit Korkenzieher zu öffnen, die einen Schraubverschluss hat. 😵💫 Ich sag mal Adieu du seltsam anstrengender Tag. Ich werde dir nicht nachtrauern. Jedenfalls nicht so wie meinem zerbrochenen Korkenzieher. 🙈
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my gender identity has reached the point where i get euphoria from being called she because it’s like wow you really saw a whole ass man and said girly. that’s kind of sexy and groundbreaking and cool
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me rewatching my story 15 times before i go to bed
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Just read about a woman in Germany who called the police to help search for a spider.
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No, I don’t think that reaction is exaggerated.
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gerard way best dressed singer
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i dont know who needs to hear this but you do not need to go on a diet. you do not need to lose weight as a new year revolution. you do not need to feel shame for gaining any weight over the holidays and for enjoying yourself and the food. you do not need to tolerate diet talk after setting a boundary and if someone cant respect that then theyre being the asshole. you already have a summer body. you already are hot. theres no moral failure or shame in being fat
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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs
GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️
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One of my favourite mundane weirdnesses about Edinburgh is that we set the big clock visible approaching the station to be 3 minutes fast to make sure people are on time for their trains. My Favourite mundane weirdness of Edinburgh is that we check this by firing a cannon.
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