Look at Blade in maid dress being so cute and happy and smiling for his darling 🥺
Bonus: the :0 face
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fall just isn't the same when you don't live on a street that is entirely sheltered by trees
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Gonna ask August Walker Paramedic if he can carry me out of the hospital like Richard Gere carrying Debra Winger bye
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[SUPPORT] - sender pulls receiver's arm over their shoulder for support. "You look worse for wear. Don't you think you're pushing yourself too hard?"
simple actions
Ash coats his tongue.
Inigo's become desensitized to the taste. The innocent looking dust already blankets every inch of their apocalyptic homeland. Only fair that it starts covering him as well, no?
Unsteady legs stagger forward a couple more steps until he's sure nothing else moves on the destroyed field. He pants, desperate for fresh air and earning another mouthful of ash instead.
Killed Risen lay scattered around him. Stupid mistake, becoming separated from his friends, though he'd only realized after the tide of battle had carried him away.
Instinct makes him tense at the sudden contact, bloodless fingers already reaching for his sword hilt. They relax a heartbeat later. "H-heh, never! Inigo the...the Invincible..." he trails off into a cough.
He's been brave enough for today, he thinks. "...I am."
But what else can they do except push themselves towards a future worth dying for?
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If they don't play 'Barbie Girl' in the Barbie Movie I'm walking out of the theater :D
ohhh I have some bad news for you then 😭
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twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman
tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses
discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform
youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification
reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support
facebook: my mom is on there
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the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.
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poetry and musical theater get similar accusations leveled at them in terms of not being realistic, i.e. “no one fucking talks like that” or “people don’t randomly burst into song in real life” and sometimes i just want to take people by the shoulders and say. there are forms of art that are not aiming for perfect realism. are you capable of handling that
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people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.
what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.
you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.
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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans
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