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neriyon · 5 months
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Look at Blade in maid dress being so cute and happy and smiling for his darling 🥺
Bonus: the :0 face
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rapidreptile · 8 months
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fall just isn't the same when you don't live on a street that is entirely sheltered by trees
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anaalnathrakhs · 2 months
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uh oh i feel like i have a deeply maladaptative response to people knowing Literally Anything about me it's fine it's fine i'm handling it very well
#constantly daydreaming about throwing my phone in the river n leaving a nice note for my parents and fucking LEAVING#but like#if i just stop talking to my friends#then what's the point#do i make new friends? will i do the same shit to my new friends?#it feels like kind of a dick move to do that to people i like#and i DO like them#i like hanging out w them and just. i don't know. i feel like this freedom i dream of is something i could have in this life yknow.#i feel if i had balls i could just start living the life i want#it's not even like my parents are dicks or something they trust me and they've very understanding and loving#they wouldn't judge me for how i dress or be mad if i stay out late as long as i warn them#but i dont know. i dont know why i'm a massive fucking weirdo about it okay.#but i've caused them so much trouble already. i feel like i'm betraying them if i grow up.#i feel like i'm causing them too much worry no matter if i stray away from the nest or stay.#and i feel like a fucking monster for not loving them enough but i can't stand being near them anymore#it's too painful#i've never managed to completely hate them even when i was deep in depression and they handled it poorly#i'd get into a screaming match with my dad and an hour later we'd sing songs together in the car#but it's been so dull lately. it feels like im in a video game. picking prewritten dialogue and being fed prewritten answers.#and WHY does this happen. why can't i just have a normal relationship with people#why do i turn into an alien on his first day on earth whenever i start caring abt someone#why are we so fucking abnormal as a family that we never goddamn hang out#why am i such an empty husk of a person that i cannot for the life of me figure out something we could do together#i keep believing in this fantasm of one day changing everything in one fell swoop instead of growing up like a normal guy#because i know i'm a coward. i'm scared of other people seeing me fail.#i dont want to hurt my parents ever again and i dont want to settle for halfway freedom#so i repress hardcore things i want so that nobody not even me can decipher what it is#smth smth the enormity of my desire disgusts me#and of course it fails because im weakshit and cannot restrict anything ever#and i hurt them anyway
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Gonna ask August Walker Paramedic if he can carry me out of the hospital like Richard Gere carrying Debra Winger bye
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laslow · 2 years
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[SUPPORT] - sender pulls receiver's arm over their shoulder for support. "You look worse for wear. Don't you think you're pushing yourself too hard?"
simple actions
Ash coats his tongue.
Inigo's become desensitized to the taste. The innocent looking dust already blankets every inch of their apocalyptic homeland. Only fair that it starts covering him as well, no?
Unsteady legs stagger forward a couple more steps until he's sure nothing else moves on the destroyed field. He pants, desperate for fresh air and earning another mouthful of ash instead.
Killed Risen lay scattered around him. Stupid mistake, becoming separated from his friends, though he'd only realized after the tide of battle had carried him away.
Instinct makes him tense at the sudden contact, bloodless fingers already reaching for his sword hilt. They relax a heartbeat later. "H-heh, never! Inigo the...the Invincible..." he trails off into a cough.
He's been brave enough for today, he thinks. "...I am."
But what else can they do except push themselves towards a future worth dying for?
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greenygreenland · 2 years
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Alright, but whose grand idea at LEGO was it to drop half the season of Crystallised and leave us hanging?
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macaronientustiast · 2 years
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pov me resisting the urge to write an 800 word easay in tags
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If they don't play 'Barbie Girl' in the Barbie Movie I'm walking out of the theater :D
ohhh I have some bad news for you then 😭
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zerojanitor · 11 months
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twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman
tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses
discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform
youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification
reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support
facebook: my mom is on there
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seveneyesoup · 2 months
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earthcookies · 7 months
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the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.
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kvothes · 7 months
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poetry and musical theater get similar accusations leveled at them in terms of not being realistic, i.e. “no one fucking talks like that” or “people don’t randomly burst into song in real life” and sometimes i just want to take people by the shoulders and say. there are forms of art that are not aiming for perfect realism. are you capable of handling that
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cognitiveinequality · 6 months
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So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...
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hell0mega · 4 months
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people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.
what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.
you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.
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zytes · 5 months
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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rivalkieran · 1 month
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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans
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