#there’s never a dull moment with them

[call-me-maggie13]

What’s it like working in a male-dominated environment where everyone is between the ages of 17 & 24? I’m so glad you asked.

“Hey, how do I professionally tell [district manager] this ain’t it, Chief?” - my 19yr old site manager

“Bug race. Bug race. Bug race. Bug race.” - this chant went on for 40 minutes while they scoured for bugs to race in a maze they’d built

“Is my [literally anything] supposed to do this? {proceeds to show themselves doing something that they definitely should not be able to do} It kinda hurts when I do.”

[random screaming]

“What would happen if I ate this?”

{new guy tries to be chivalrous and hold the door for me} “dude, why’d you do that?”

“Because gentlemen hold the doors for ladies?”

“Man, she ain’t a lady. She’s Maggie. Doesn’t count.”

“Pulp fiction isn’t even a good movie.” - this got me kicked out of the group chat for three weeks

In the group chat: [monkey meme] [monkey gif] [monkey stock photo] [monkey trivia fact] [monkey video] [link to monkey video on YouTube] “munky munky”

“Maggie, my girl is mad at me and I can’t figure out why.”

“are you asking her bc she’s a girl?”

“No dude, I’m asking her bc she’s smarter than us.”

“I don’t think I’m straight. Have you seen Ryan Reynolds? Yeah… I don’t know anymore.”

“Did you know the new soap dyes your hands Barbie pink?” [holds up bright pink hands] cause I just found out!”

[more on the previous one] “bro that’s not Barbie pink, that’s fuschia!”

“No it’s not!” {argues back and forth before new guy joins in}

“I think it’s more of a periwinkle.”

“Bro, periwinkle is a purple. Have you never looked at a color before in your life?”

[random projectile flies past my head] “shit! Incoming!”

[random push-up contest]

“Do you think my dog knows I would die for her?”

“You guys know when [vague hand movement] just kinda [even vaguer hand movement] and you just [weird and vague hand movement]?”

“Bro, yes.”

“What were you listening to in your car when I pulled up?” [proudly] “the cheetah girls, bro!”

“Do you think I could take a badger in a fight?”

[random period of absolute silence that either lasts forever or is ended by a random scream]

[someone finds a stick] “you shall not pass”

“You are what you eat, right?”

“Bro what? We’re talking about baseball.”

After the entire staff had heard about me making friendship bracelets for the Taylor Swift concert, I had 4 (out of 6) of them ask me to make them one.

“Do you ever just [like two minutes of complete silence], ya know?”

“I don’t think meeting God could even compete, dude.” - I have no context for this statement

“Sometimes, I just [heavy sigh] and sometimes it’s enough.”

“I need new songs to scream in my car.” [shows them Cruel Summer and DBATC by Taylor Swift] “Dude, make me a playlist. I need more songs like these!”

[loud clattering] “Oh shit. Don’t tell, [manager].”

Manager : “what’d you break?”

“Who decided our company mascot should be a pigeon?”

Manager gives vague answer about corporate and how we’re a car wash so it makes sense.

“Well, they’re dumb. I think our mascot should be a racecar.”

“Do you think I would get workers comp if I had a mental breakdown?”

“No.”

“Damn. Imma reschedule it for my day off then. Hey, [manager], can I have two days off back to back next week?”

“Do I get commission for the customers I scare away?”

“That’s the opposite of how commission works.”

“Well, I’m up to three today.”

[random old guy makes a comment about how women shouldn’t try to do a man’s job] “dude, acting like a dick doesn’t make yours any bigger.”

“Does anyone wanna watch Barbie’s Princess and the Pauper with me on Tuesday?” [everyone said yes] - we’re going to see the new Barbie movie together for “team bonding”

“Did you know that if you do this [proceeds to do some weird flippy thing that makes him fall], you can bruise all your ribs at the same time?”

After seeing a video of Taylor Swift diving into the stage at the Eras Tour : “dude, it’s a really good thing she’s a singer and not a swimmer because that was a bellyflop.”

“Wait. Is Hozier a lesbian?” - I have no context for this question

“If I was a worm, you guys would still play COD with me right?”

“No. We’d lose.”

“We could team up against him and beat his worm-ass!”

“Shit yeah! Then yes.”

[random dancing]

“I wanna jump in that puddle…”

“then jump in it?”

“Ok bet” [spends the last five minutes of his shift splashing in a mud puddle]

“Dude, my [12 year old] sister just got dumped by her boyfriend, what do I do?”

“Take her on a date, dude. I take my sisters out all the time because they should know how a dude should treat them.”

[random trauma dumping] “but yeah, lmao, right?”

Me: [chillin] [randomly gets picked up and carried] - this is an action I have approved, it is both hilarious and fun

“Don’t be weird about it, bro.”

“I’m not gunna be weird about it, bro.” [proceeds to be absolutely weird about it]

“What’s your favorite candy?” [tells them] [receives a two pound bag of my favorite candy the next day] “I’m sorry I yelled at you last week.”

[after he was invited to a party with drugs & alcohol] “My therapist said I shouldn’t do that anymore. It’s shit for my mental health.”

“Okay, bro. We can just play COD instead.”

[randomly tackling each other in the grass]

“Dude, I love you so much, bro. You’re an awesome guy to be friends with.” [proceeds to smack each other back and forth for like three minutes straight]

[complaining about how his seven-month-old is going through a sleep regression and he hasn’t slept more than two hours in a week] “dude, that sucks. I can ask my mom for tips, if you want?”

[random video clip sent in group chat] “wait, Maggie don’t watch that” [watches it anyways] “bro, that’s a video of you and your cat playing peek-a-boo, why couldn’t I watch that?” - I never got a response

[quiet giggling] manager: “what are you doing?”

“Nothing!” - they were hiding his clipboard

“Bro, Taylor Swift probably wrote a song about it.”

“That was literally so homophobic, it’s homoerotic.”

[in the group chat] “Y’all, I have news.” [all but one person responds asking about it] “I wanna wait until everyone responds” [four hours later, the last person responds asking about it] [ten minutes of silence] “oh, yeah. I’m gay.” - this man has been out for over a decade. Everyone already knew. This was not news.

[random tiktok link] [random tiktok link] [random tiktok link]

“Does anyone know how to use epilepsy?”

“Epilepsy? The seizure thing?”

“No the three dots.”

“Bro, that’s ellipsis.”

“I thought that was the exercise machine.”

“No, that’s an elliptical.” - I know this is a tiktok trend now, but this entire conversation was dead serious

“Do I need to go to the hospital if I got bit by a squirrel?” [everyone yells at him to go to the ER] [someone asks how he got bit by a squirrel] “I wanted to know if they were as fluffy as they look.” - he has confirmed that they are, indeed, as fluffy as they look but you most certainly should never attempt to pet a squirrel

“Bro look at this” [picture of something brutal and gory] “isn’t that cool?”

“I think I could be a professional driver.”

“Didn’t you break your axel by hitting a curb?”

“That doesn’t mean I can’t drive.”

#boys will be boys #boys will be bugs #I love them #they’re so stupid #there’s never a dull moment with them #i never know what to expect when they start talking #every day they get weirder #I love my job #my boss is literally only older than the 17 year old #everyone is older than him except our high schooler

[amphypan]

Bunny’s reason for smiling again ^__^

#taibani 2 #taibani #barnaby brooks jr #kotetsu t. kaburagi #tiger and bunny #tiger & bunny 2 #artists on tumblr #fanart #tiger bunny #tiger and bunny 2 #usatora #I’m obsessed with drawing happy Bunny he deserves the best you know #The way he’s just more open in season 2 makes my heart warm and rewatching s1 made it more heartwarming #Kotetsu is the world and I love this old man with all my heart they deserve to be happy all the e time #I seem to draw Bunny always going :)) and Kotetsu :D but it’s because they’re so happy around each other never a dull moment with them

[tickles-tea]

At some point, the younger spiders TOTALLY ganged up on Miguel. Those four are way too chaotic not too, especially with Peter B. and Lyla around to egg them on.

As much as I love my faves getting bullied, I do sort of feel for Miguel because all of those spiders would be menaces lolol

I like to think that a VERY good long while into the future, they’d all be comfortable enough to mess around with him like that, with Peter B. introducing them to the idea and being the instigator ofc

And even with Miguel being as strong as he is, he’s no match for four or five other spidermen (especially bc he doesn’t want to hurt them and maybe doesn’t mind them having their fun as much as he says he does)

I can just imagine Peter B. getting all the younger spiders together like “Okay, team, as I’m sure you all have noticed, our strong and noble leader has been especially prickly lately. Which is why I’m initiating Miguel destress protocol 4! AKA tickle him until he agrees to go take a nap…or until his threats get a little less violent and mutilate-y…eh, we’ll figure it out as we go. Let’s go, team!”

#never a dull moment in Miguel’s life~ #spider man: across the spider verse #miguel o’hara #peter b parker #miles morales #Gwen Stacy #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #is it worth tagging them all if they’re talked about so vaguely? #fuck if I know #tickling #ticklish!miguel

[deducemyheart]

Cecil while chatting with a zookeeper on air: I’ve learned a lot of neat things while wearing a blindfold

Listeners of Night Vale:

#this is why I love them #and this podcast #never a dull moment #wtnv #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #wtnv ep 95 #but like my guy you are live on the radio #lolol #no filter whatsoever #cecil and carlos #getting up to some shenanigans

[sqxishyslime]

I present to you:

Out of Context Shin!Snork Moments.

#shin moomin #moominvalley #the snork #one of them is just straight up wrong #im having too much fun with this #there is never a dull moment with snork #i love him #moomins #moomin

[photmath]

Searching up Kylian on Twitter is like going down a rabbit hole, and suddenly an hour passes and you’re on conspiracy pages translating Arabic and French 😂

#if fab announces that psg believe mbappe has already agreed to rm for free in 2024 one more im going to snort #kylian mbappe #never a dull moment though I will give them that #some of their memes are funny #if you think you’re delusional #think again! #ohhhh but their edits >> so good 🤌🏼🤌🏼 #you're either on lion gif side or sison #no inbetween

[unladielike]

*jumps over hole in sidewalk* "Yeah you could say I’m pretty fucking athletic." [from the wy from here ]

          POPULAR TEXT POSTS PART 4. » still accepting!

    "Next time, try actually falling into the hole," Vivian jokingly suggests with evident amusement seeping through her voice. Of course, she didn't want Wylan to take her advice for real, but with how off-brand her humour was, she couldn't resist poking fun at him a little. "I would very much like to see what would happen afterwards!"

    No sooner does she finish speaking, however, Vivian would abruptly pause, because by that point, she realizes the word 'hole' had very naughty implications... but upon not wanting Wylan to discover her mind was in the actual gutter, she'll quickly cough against a raised fist while hoping to dear god he didn't somehow notice she was thinking something dirty.

    "Er... yeah, anyways, that was quite the impressive leap, Wiles! How many times did you practice jumping over that one before you executed your amazing parkour skills in front of me?" Little by little, sarcasm would then practically ooze off her words, making it rather apparent her flattery was nowhere near sincere.

@dcviated

#dcviated #║▌ ⧼ ⸢ ʚɞ ⸣︳m̲o̲d̲e̲r̲n̲ ̲/̲ ̲o̲l̲d̲e̲r̲. ⧽ ― WHY DOES ADULTING ONLY GET HARDER THE MORE YOU AGE? #⸾ ❖︎ ⸾ ( QUEUED ) ⤹ •• 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕣𝕪. #⸾ ❖︎ ⸾ ( PUBLISHED ) ⤹ •• 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕤. #[ smh @ them ] #[ these two honestly make for a very chaotic pair and i'm just over here like 'no wonder vivian happens to like wylan' ] #[ 'IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NEVER REALLY A DULL MOMENT WITH HIM' ]

[peachzin]

feel like that pic of roy mustang sitting at his desk under the moonlight holding a glass of alcohol with the pic of maes on his desk as he stares wistfully into nothing rn

#made the mistake of going thru some old conversations from a friend i no longer speak to #and it rly. sucks. it rly sucks what they did and i hate that it sucks it sucks so bad #bc i rly rly miss them #they were one of my fav ppl to just interact wifh there was never a dull moment and we vibed so well #and ill never have that back and it. judt sucks #wherever u are i hope ur doing better than before #and i hope u found what you were looking for and more

[sunsetandthemoon]

lmao thank you for your service on the earthmix post, whether its a somewhat pr guided story or simply how they are, they are at the very least entertaining and honestly if only all fighting co-workers/friends would vague tweet melodramatic heartbreak lyrics the world would be a better place :') hopefully we'll get to see them in another show at some point

Yeah, it’s always tricky to know what’s actually real in the sea of fan service and PR (almost nothing is lbr) but EarthMix’s love language seems to be constant bickering and they did genuinely look like they were going through it, so it’s not that far-fetched to believe that one of their quarrels went a bit too far and resulted in this messy fight.

I don’t think any of it was fabricated, they’re really just that dramatic and had to make it everyone’s problem lmao like pls the drama of it all 😭

EarthMix’s crash course on how to deal with getting into a fight with your bestie:

sit down and talk it out with them (like the adults that you’re supposed to be) ❌

start being melodramatic on main and post vague tweets about them (and continue doing it for months on end until your poor manager finally has enough, locks you in a room, and forces you two to talk) ✅

All jokes aside, they never once let their fight affect their work and they remained strictly professional and delivered stellar performances, so I think they should’ve been allowed to be as messy as they wanted on Twitter dsfhjsdkf

#anonymous #earthmix #speaking of fan service‚ outside all the actors that i love and watch‚ earthmix and firstkhao are the only ones i keep up with on SM #just because their friendships seem really authentic and honest and they keep fan service to a minimum #(wish fan service wasn’t a requirement in this industry at all but alas) #also‚ they couldn’t be more different from each other so sometimes when i open twitter‚ i’m greeted with a video of mix choking earth bc he #sneakily filmed and posted a video of mix working out #other times i’m greeted with yet another video of first and khao not being able to talk about how much they care about each other without #crying their eyes out #so there’s truly never a dull moment with them lol

[baeshijima]

i hope we get more of their group dynamic in like event quests or side quests bc theyre so cute and i love the fact they all have their own preferences for being alone but can find solace and enjoyment with each other

#sophie’s idle chatter #just genshin <3 #CRIES I KEEP THINKING ABT THEM AND HHHNNKDHHDSK #they would be such a fun group and never will there be a dull moment i love them sm 😭

[monsamborabutterfly]

This will never not be iconic...my poor chaos baby😂 to be fair I also bear voices in my head telling me Khao is cute so that's that

#firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #these two are two much lol #i adore them more than I can say #never a dull moment

[defiledtomb]

Amazing update! Bravo!! Bravo!!!

I love how with the poly route Id’s world goes from “Oh no I can’t have feelings for them! They have a parter!” to finding out both the MC and Leith want Id and have talked about bringing them into their relationship.

Thank you!! 🤭 I always imagine L and MC discussing Id and how hot they are like

Meanwhile Id, unknowing, watches MC and L staring at them constantly, whispering to themselves, elbowing each other and giggling:

#ouroboros-if #interactive fiction #listen when I tell you I have daydreamed about them I mean they live rent free in my head slamming pots and pans together #never a dull moment #if I have the energy to write this week I will gift thee a short story about them #thanks for the ask! :> #polyamarous #ID/L/MC

[solpng]

#they're so silly 😭😭😭 #the little orange guy is full on ridiculous though #i could fr watch them do their own thing for hrs #never a dull moment ❤ #mycat

[n3ongold3n]

How Maurice sleeps knowing he has escaped through an almost unreachable window (and then one that was cracked open on top) causing us great concern and endangering himself

#now we have to cat proof all the windows fml #fuck my wallet also - that stuff is not cheap #really ideal before a 37 degree heat day where you need to make a little draft in the flat at night #never a dull moment #and i crave them so much :') #he's from a semi-feral colony so the call of freedom is strong #god knows how long he's been out and how many mice he's eaten 😩 #at least i could collect him easily and he wasn't far away #our cat maurice #cat blogging

[notanislander]

The "F-Bomb" got dropped more than once today- AND NOT BY ME!

Parents, really, you should watch what you say around your kiddos. Save them the embarrassment of being told those aren't "For School Words".

#just a note #life in a kindergarten class #never a dull moment #I'm not judging the words you use #I'm just saying your kid's gonna get in trouble from someone if they say it at school #not by me #I just have a convo with them #but some teacher somewhere is going to get kinda pissed

[murasakiirohana]

"i want the k"

kiss roulette 18. A kiss while laughing

To the say the two were enjoying themselves would be an understatement. Perhaps they were enjoying themselves too much, even. They were the host of the get-together after all. Shouldn't they be making sure the others were having a good time? Well, there hadn't been any complaints so far so they felt it was safe to say it was going well especially since they weren't the only ones on the dance floor. They had managed to put together quite the large gathering if they did say so themselves-- and they did. A number of times. They were far too inebriated to be humble it seemed.

"No one could pull off something like this like we did!" Ino finds herself shouting as she and Naruto bounced to the music alongside the many others on the crowded dance floor. They were in the center of it all, of course, the life of the party at their own party as Naruto had taken it upon himself earlier to pull Ino towards the middle of the dance floor once the two of them had had enough to drink for a while.

"'course not, we're the only ones that know how 'ta have fun!" the Uzumaki responds with equal enthusiasm as he grabs her hand to haphazardly twirl her, the abruptness of it causing the other blonde to fall forward as her hands landed on his chest and a series of giggles spilled from her. Ino and Naruto had went on and on about how they were doing this because everyone really needed a chance to relax, but maybe it was these two that had needed it the most.

The irony of it all is that these two had been at each other's throats half the time they had been planning this thing. It was hardly a cohesive meeting of the minds with the two rejecting each other's ideas and then letting bruised egos get in the way but they had somehow managed to pull it off. The fact that they were on speaking terms much less each others' primary dancing partners tonight was quite the spectacle with all that in mind.

Ino's had slide her hands up and past his head to rest her arms on his shoulder as his hands rest on her hips, the two continuing to sway happily to the music as the reveled in the atmosphere of it all. If they two managed to keep themselves coherent enough, this was really a night to remember.

A thought popped into Ino's head.

"Hey, hey," she starts, getting Naruto's attention without having to raise her voice too much since they were closer now, "We should promise to not plan parties with ANYONE else but each other, don't ya think?" The Uzumaki seems to agree as he quickly nods and Ino grins up at him, "Okay, cool, shake on it?"

"Sure, but ya know, my hands are kinda busy," the Uzumaki blurts out as if he couldn't simply take a hand off her hip to seal the deal. Ino can't help the laugh that escapes at his reasoning up until she moves her hands to the sides of his face and pulls him into a kiss. The kiss is brief enough that Ino doesn't pay much mind to it, even when Naruto gives her a peck in return after she pulls away, but glimmers of sobriety have a funny way of making an appearance at the worst of times.

What the hell was that?

It takes the rational part of her mind a good minute to meet with the inebriated part of her mind for an answer but then it finally clicks. Since they weren't able to shake on it, the blonde in her drunken state had decided to use another method of sealing the deal. Ino's eyes flicker up to the Uzumaki's and it seems like she's not the only one that just realized what happened.

To their credit, both of them still manage to keep dancing as they are hit with the realization, perhaps it was a subconscious attempt to try and pretend it didn't happen in the hope that no one else had noticed despite the two situating themselves in the center of the room. This doesn't last long, however, before Ino suddenly says, "Wanna get a drink? I could use a drink." and the two immediately make a beeline to bar in hopes that they can beat out their creeping sobriety before it makes things even worse.

This was certainly still a night they hoped their guests remembered, maybe just not that part.

#a kiss whilst laughing is honestly such a naru and ino thing to do sjsjsj #not these two making themselves the talk of the town the next day for their own party #idk if this is any good but it was fun to write because there is simply never a dull moment with these two #I also just like writing them sharing 1 brain cells it's funny #hope this is okay!- #sorry this got longwinded sjsjsj