#these incorrect post thingies just randomly appear and force me to shove them into existence

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*during a random Gusu funeral *

Wei Wuxian: *standing next to his husband and in-laws while staring fixedly at the coffin and fingering his flute* Hey, anyone want to hear a wonderful misinterpretation of the Shroedinger’s cat theo-

Lan Qiren: *scandalized* Wei Wuxian!

Lan Xichen: *smiling nervously* Master Wei, I really don’t think this is the time.

Lan Wangji: *whipped as ever* Let him finish.

Wei Wuxian: *trying and failing to look demure and not like he’s having the time of his life* No, no, they’re probably right. It was going to be wildly inappropriate. *winking at Lan Wangji* I’ll tell you later.

#again #these incorrect post thingies just randomly appear and force me to shove them into existence #they aren't even good #this has probably been done before #sue me #actually don't #I need my money #also i'd like to make it clear that this revolves around the common misinterpretations of the theory not the actual theory #ie people forgetting about the probability factor that the poison introduces and seeing this as some sort of undead thingy #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan xichen #lan qiren #wangxian #lan bros #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrectbibi