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Wei Wuxian: "Do you seriously think you're above the rules?" The stupid ones, yeah
Wei Wuxian: If you want me to follow the rules, you have to make sure they're not stupid. This isn't a difficult concept to grasp.
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lovewanxian · 8 days
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Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.
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wangxian-the-zhijis · 2 months
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Wwx: *trying to flirt*
Wwx: Can you help me? I’m lost.
Lwj: Mn.
Wwx: Could you tell me where the road to your heart is?
Lwj: Shouldn’t Wei Ying know that already? Wei Ying was the one who paved it.
Wwx: *is flustered* *blushing intensifies*
//When you’re a flirt but he’s also a flirt//
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At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting
Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk
Luo Binghe: Lan?
Wei Wuxian: yes.
Luo Binghe: a good one.
Wei Wuxian: yes.
Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*
Wei Wuxian: yes
Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand
Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?
Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?
Hua Cheng: oh yes
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wangxianslillotus · 2 years
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Lwj: I will but in ways you don't yet know
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mianqingxuan · 1 year
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Jiang cheng: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Wei wuxian: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours.
Nie huaisang: I got distracted halfway through.
Lan wangji: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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cloudvivi · 4 months
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Jin Ling: Please, I’m begging you go to a doctor.
Jiang Cheng: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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motivationisdead · 8 months
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Lan Jingyi: I have decided that I will now cause problems on purpose.
Jin Ling: And that’s different from how you normally act how?
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*Lan Jingyi running*
Wei Wuxian: *seeing him running head first for a low tree branch* Jingyi! DUCK!
Lan Jingyi: Quack!
Lan Jingyi: *proceeds to run full force into said low tree branch*
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jayktoralldaylong · 2 years
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Lan Wangji: What's your weapon called?
Wei Wuxian: Whatever.
Lan Wangji: You don't want to say?
Wei Wuxian, with a grin: It's called Whatever. When I had to choose a name I couldn't pick so I just said "Whatever" and it stuck. Funny right? XD
Lan Wangji: .........
Lan Wangji back home: Dear Diary, once again, why does it have to be him? (TT) Why?!
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lan-wangjis-wei-wussy · 2 months
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Wei Wuxian: We're best friends! I'm straight but I'd rather kiss him than any other girls!
Lan Wangji:...We're best friends, I constantly think about all the positions I can [REDACTED] him with [REDACTED] and with [REDACTED] while he's [REDACTED] with my [REDACTED]
Jiang Cheng:......YOU WANT TO WHAT MY BROTHER?!!
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[Photo ID - two cropped screenshots from the MDZS manhua with the same Tumblr post pasted on them. The first image shows Lan Qiren making eye contact with Lan Wangji, the latter holding a frantic Wei Wuxian in his arms.
The second image shows Wei Wuxian standing next to Lan Qiren while Lan Wangji looks on in the background. Wei Wuxian is passing something to the surprised Lan Qiren.
The text post is by Tumblr user flannelfaeries and reads, "actually, sir, my favorite hobby is committing blasphemy and horrific sins in the eyes of god." /End ID]
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lovewanxian · 10 months
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Lan Wangji: I can love a person and still admit when they're wrong. I love Wei Ying but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he's never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct)
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wangxian-the-zhijis · 3 months
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Wwx: *hurts leg
Lwj: Wei Ying, are you okay? Can you walk or do you want me to carry you?
Wwx: I can walk.
Wwx: But I still want you to carry me.
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WWX, programmer, ex-govt hacker: i really don't get this!
LWJ, husband: what's wrong, Wei Ying?
WWX: why do they only make girl porn bots?
LWJ:...what?
WWX: like why aren't hot men trying to make me click on shady links? Maybe i would if they did.
LWJ:
LWJ: i refuse to let that statement make me jealous. It does, but i refuse it.
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wangxianslillotus · 2 years
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Wwx a summary:
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