#they are so yummmmyyyyy

[clementine-writes-things]

Anyone else think that the Beastie Boys could totally get it back in the 90's? Like...I'm just saying... *drools and growls like a rabid dog*

WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BAKR AWOOOOOOGA

(i am no better than the average man...*sigh*)

#beastie boys #they are so yummmmyyyyy #like seriously #their music is also bomb asf #avid beastie boys listener for 5 years straight #kisses them romantic like

[aconstantallegory]

i want to cook adobo right ffffuckung neow

#also adobe sure why not #pork adobo... tears in my eyes thinking about it #so yummmmyyyyy

[motheyes]

hate being sad it’s sooooo cringe

#okg it’s so windy out today like stuff if flying around like crazy #found i had plant protein chicken nuggets i’m the freezer yummmmyyyyy #tired i’d never feeling like anything is ever enough

[missscifisunshine]

You are sooooo yummmmyyyyy

Well thank you! I think so too! 😊😊😊

#anon ask

[mindninjax]

Ok so ANYWAY @king-bito sent me so yummmmyyyyy Inuyasha thirsts this morning and I can’t waiiiiittt to answer those. 😈😈😈😈

#Y’all #Bito’s mind= GENIUS #I’m telling you #marquie speaks

[slothspaghettiwrites]

Soo I might be slightly wine drunk (the best kind of drunk!) which is why I suddenly have the courage to submit this to you. I've been binging all your writing and I realise that I really like dark!lee (is that weird). I keep thinking about him blackmailing me about something and having me bent over his desk, fingers inside me, as he whispers all the things he plans to do to my innocent body once he has me in his bed. Sorry if this is weird/too much/inappropriate! Feel free to delete!

I am so into soft dark and dark fics atm. Like they are just so yummmmyyyyy.

Dark!Lee Bodecker is totally a thing and totally hot. I also want him to ruin my innocent body.

#sloth asks #nonnie #dark!lee bodecker #dark fics

[avenging-fandoms]

riverdale 3x08 reactions and opinions (spoilers)

- mmm look at my vixen GIRLS

- OH MY FUCJING GOD

- WHATBTHE FUCM HELP

- my poor betts

- omg i’m gonna cry jughead SMILING

- ugh i love choni i love love love them so much

- STOP THEYRE SO IN LOVE

- i wanna take care of V my poor girl

- BITCH HUH??? MY BABYS NOT LEAVING FYM

- mmm ronnie and reggie yes PLEASE

- yes you GET IT BABY

- i will never like gladys she ABANDONED her child. fym

- SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE TOGETHER LFNDKDJD

- fuck alice please get her away

- ugh i love betty so much holy fuck yes yes yes

- OMG BETTY I LOVR HER

- ethel deserves it lmfao bye

- ugh betty is so smart i love her so much she deserves the world

- kind of want to hug ethel

- i love veronica and cheryl together tbh lowkey my ship

- who tf are those bitches

- reggie is so pretty i love him so much

- i love how penelope is acting like she cares lol fuck you bitch

- god shut UP hiram

- DAMN MISS VERONICA SNAPPED

- shut the fuck UP PENELOPE PLEASE DIE

- mmm cheryl YES

- damn i say penelope die and she drops to the floor

- cheryl rolled her eyes LMFAOOOOO

- jellybean having a crush on archie is a mood

- GET HER JUGHEAD. fuck that bitch. roast her like that pig

- DAMN HE WENT THERE. HAH. FUCK YOU GLADYS

- PENNY WHAT TE FUCKDKBSOSN

- YES JELLYBEAN SAVE THE FUCKING DAY

- LMFAO PENNY WILL GET CUT UP FOR THE SECOND TIME SJHDLEBD

- ew i will kill hiram

- damn jughead was once again a dumbass

- BETTY AND VERONICA SHNDJSLSKS

- did i mention that i love veronica and cheryl

- BETTY HDODNSKSNSO

- jughead looks so good in that tank top mmMM YES

- damn archie a snoop

- archie wait what no please don’t leave jughead he’s your best friend

- guys i’m sobbing they’re breaking up my brotp

- WACK someone better shut this place down

- kind of sounds like AHS asylum

- THEY POURED HER IN SYRUP LFNLSNDLDNS

- guys i’m lowkey starting to like ethel but i don’t think it’ll last

- oh my fucking god fred i cried no no no

- JELLYBEAN SNAPPED. THATS WHAT I DO LMFAO

- i don’t want that bitch kissing my man fp ANYMORE

- MM YES CHERYL THAT WAS SEXY

- miss betty snapped

- MMMM HE DYED HIS HAIR YUMMMMYYYYY

- oh my god i’m literally sobbing fred is going to be so alone oh my god no

- the fuck are those sirens

- is it the purge

- uhm HUH???? QUARANTINE???????

- IM GONNA SCREAM

- I DID SCREAM

- VERY LOUDLY

- WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

#riverdale #riverdale discussion #riverdale spoilers #archie andrews #veronica lodge #jughead jones #betty cooper #reggie mantle #cheryl blossom #toni topaz #sweet pea #fangs fogarty #hiram lodge #hermoine lodge #fp jones #kj apa #camila mendes #cole sprouse #lili reinhart #charles melton #madeline petsch #vanessa morgan #jordan connor #drew ray tanner #skeet ulrich

[heytaliaisdead]

1637p! Nyo! Mer! Depressed! WW2! DeadInside! Human! Hawt! Anime! Ancient! Italy x Abused! Canadian! Bullied! Gay! Reader Chapter 1

Summary: when reader-chan is packed into a luggage and forced to move to Italy to escape the Canadian FBI who captured her abusive parents (owo), she meets a strange italian who she falls in love with (uwu)

Words: so many owo

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"Oh no! My parents have been captured by the Canadian FBI!!!" You shouted while running away from your house trying to escape the giant man who was trying to slash you with his katana.

"Pwease don't hurt me!! I'm a small gay babie!!!" Reader-chan had to act fast to escape the giant men. You run all the way to the airport, where you hide in a pink hello kitty luggage.

"Good thing they won't find me in here uwu" you sigh, happy that the giant men are gone now. You have been abused by your parents your whole life for being a gay emo. Why don't your parents understand your pain!! It's not a phase!! You are also happy that your parents have been killed by the Canadian FBI, now you can live in piece without your mom yelling at you to wake up from school. Gosh she's so mean!!

"Owo I'm hungwyyyy" your tummy grumbled inside.

"I wonder if there's any food hewe??!!" You look around the bag until you find a plastic baggie with green paste inside.

"Uwu look at this Japanese food!! So yummyyy" you open the bag and lick the paste.

"YummmmyyYyy!!! I'm so anime OwO" you continue eating the yummy paste until you realize

"Oh no!! Where am I going owo????!" You feel the luggage moving and the plane in the sky. You try unzipping the zipper but it's stuck!! Oh well, you decided to stay inside the luggage until someone opens it.

An twenty hours passed and you were starting to feel funny.

">w< I f- feeel like thwowing upppp" you throw up in the bag but just then the the zipper unzips and you see a large man.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BAGGGG???!??!??74&" he shouts. You start to cry and run away.

"Pweease don't hurt meeee I'm just a smol gay!!!" You run into the streets and away from the mean man. Once you're far away, you stop to pant. You're so tired!!

"Wh- where am I *o*???" Suddenly, you look up too see a giant Italian flag on the top of a building. You gasp with surprise.

"O- Owo am I in italyyy??????!$?!!" You suddenly realize where you were and cry agin. Why did this happen to you?? You walk around to the river and sit down with your feet in the water.

"QwQ I'm sooo sadd!!!" You continue crying. Just then, a face pops up from the water.

"Can u stop that??? I'm twying to sleep >0<" she looks up to you with her sleepy red and empty eyes, her damp rainbow hair glistening in the sunshine.

"Owo I'm so sowyyy I'm just sooo sad because my pawents abuuused mee" the hawt girl stared at you.

"Owo my pawents abused me tooo. My gwandpa Rome used to hit me and my bwother punches me and makes me sadd" she cries with pain. Suddenly you reach into the water and hug him. She understands your pain too. You get a secret crush on her. She jumps up from the water to reveal her pink mermaid tail and she hugs you.

"Uwu I'm so happy someone is also depwessed like meee." You look down at her tail.

"Owo wots this" you reach down to touch it but she slaps your hand.

"B- bakaaaa don't touch that >w<" she cries and bushes red.

"Owo I'm sowyyyy. My name is reader-chan what's your name???" You ask the pretty girl.

"Mai name is Ita-chan and I'm Italian!!" She tells you. Owo she's so hawt you think. I wish I could kiss her you also think.

"Owo that's a weally pwetty name. I'm from Canadian and I'm a smol depressed gay" you say too.

"Owo I'm also gayyyy!!!$&&:$$" she says "wanna be my giwlfwiend???" She asks to you. You can't believe this is happening!!! Your whole life you have been bullied.

"Yes uwu!!!" You reponse. Ita's eyes light up.

"Yayyyyy" she says. "Wanna kiss uwu???!!!" You blush bright red. You've never kissed anyone before but you really love ita-chan.

"Y- yes b- but I've never kissed anyone befowe so go easy on meee >w<" and with that she leans in and kisses you on the lips. You explode inside at her warm lips on yours. You're so happy right now. After a while she pulls away.

"Owo you like that baybie??" She says.

"Y- yes senpai." You stutter out. She smirks.

"I love You reader-chan" she says.

"I- i love You ita-chan" you say with embarrassment. You smile though because you're so happy.

To be continued...

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Owo that was the first chapter of my fanfiction!! I- I hope you guys like it *blushes* uwu. If you guys like it then I might right chapter 2 but for now this is all you guys get. Anyway, byeeeee.

#Hetalia #hetalia fanfiction #fanfiction #Italy x reader #italy #aph italy

[tinderbunnies]

Does Nolan Patrick still have a gf?

Believe so... Hope so cuz he’s yummmmyyyyy 

[clockwork-laine]

Top 3 desserts? 🍨

Huummmm1) chocolate ice cream2) apple pie (in any form just like I love apple pie so much yummmmyyyyy *coughs* anyways moving on)3) paddle pops

#answered ask #pluttskutt