#they never do

[maybefranky]

you could just see ally picking up the yorbie and immediately clocking the leather mask and harness and going ‘yeah i’m going to make brennan think about the real world implications of this’

#kind of kinky of the yorbies tbh #adventuring party has not answered a single question thus far but you know #they never do #and i love them for it #dimension 20 #fantasy high

[emerging-jew]

Buying a house is so anxiety inducing because I made an offer and now I have to just sit and wait to see if they want my money

#they never do #i really want this house #im trying to give you hundreds of thousands of dollars please accept it

[craycraybluejay]

reportedly little kids are calling each other gay as an insult just like in the early 2000s now with the added bonus of calling each other trans as an insult

#queerphobia #queerphobic culture #the culture is bad. it is bad. schools need to crack down on discrimination and bullying #they never do #american education system #do better #transphobes #generational hate #hate has no place in educational facilities more than anywhere #hopefully i can one day be a speaker at schools and campaign against it #but like. come on. teachers and staff do BETTER. the kids dont know better so TEACH THEM #thats your JOB #istg they witness the kids harassing another kid and calling them gay/trans like its a dirty word and dont DO anything about it #stop hate #anti bullying #teach your children #not to fucking harass each other #it is heartbreaking that they don't have anyone teaching them kindness

[clonehub]

Mark Hamill being loud and wrong lmao (supporting Israel) and repeatedly supporting it too. I'm not surprised in the slightest I've been tired of him for ages but to a lot of other people this is a huge shock.

#ch posts #mark hamill #star wars #but also stop hoping that celebrities will say the right thing #they wont #they never do

[inkstaindusk]

I've said this before but one of the funniest villainess tropes out there imo is "villainess is reborn into the normal modern world as a normal person and then she dies and returns to her first past life but now she's a decently well-adjusted person"

#id say bonus points if she hates the monarchy now but she never does #they never do #....anyway i find this kinder than someone just taking over her body #like shes still the same person with all the same little habits and the core of her is the same #but now she has vastly different morals #stop me before i try to make something out of this-- #chit chattery #tropes #uh maybe #WAIT I FORGOT I HAD A VILLAINESS TAG #v lb

[wumpasluggs]

I guess it never really mattered anyway

Even finally telling you

Idk what's going on anymore

#they wont see it anyway #they never do #or they dont care the same way #i never seem to be the serious option #like i only get to exist in fantasies

[digital999placebo]

I hate when something comes out of a country that isn’t US/Western Europe n everyone is like: HMMM PROPAGANDA?🤨🤨🤨🤨” as if US n Western Europe don’t partake in a heavy dose of propaganda as well

#imagine if white US dudes spoke about Vietnam war movies the same way #they never do #white movie critics from US/west Europe be unbiased challenge (FAILED EVERYTIME)

[merciganimard]

There is something unhinged about dissecting the morality of every female character in You, as if the (male) protagonist of this show does not stalk, torture, frame, kill, and ruin lives of people but especially women

Beck has been dead for three seasons but we still have to talk about how she was a cheater and maybe not a nice person. Here's to Joe finally getting curb-stomped and locked in a cage by Nadia and Ellie in season 5 because I'm TIREDT

#me delusional: maybe this time ppl on the internet will have less rancid takes #they never do #penn badgley and i will kick yalls asses!! #you netflix #btw don't come to me trying to start something because i don't care #a.txt

[itssweeterthanfiction]

That moment when The Doctor gives the antagonist a chance to stop

#doctor who #david tennant #chills literal chills #everytime #rarely do they take it #they really should #they never do #he warned you

[deermouth]

saw an extremely middle of the road production of hamlet. it was fine. i need hamlets to not be afraid to get Fucking Weird With It.

#i have to say i still have a huge soft spot for the david tennant hamlet LMAO. also: #i keep hoping one of these days the guthrie is actually going to impress me #they never do #still can't believe that like 2 days before 'lockdown~' in march2020 #i saw the bacchae there and it was just like offensively bad wrt gender #like D was played by a woman which i was hoping would be cool but i walked out thinking 'wow that felt transphobic actually' #anyways i think my most memorable hamlet was at the wonderful outdoor shakespeare theatre in wi #the hamlet was good but what i remember most is that in that area there were whippoorwills. which are crepuscular. #and ophelia left the stage to go drown herself after her mad scene and dusk was falling #and as soon as she left we heard the first whippoorwill calls. magical. #anyways #txt

[ranboo5]

Watch this guy not come back

#They never do

[junequeer]

I hate the whole billionaires in the submarine thing bc whenever I see anything about it, they assume the reader is already thinking about it and give no context. Like bro I forget. It doesn't matter to me. And then I'll see a post talking about "the sub" and I'll spend the entire post wondering how this is either applicable to BDSM or sandwiches. It's always neither. Then I forget about it all again

#this happens irl too #even if someone says the submarine im like. the what. which one. give context #they never do #like damn yall think about it this much?

[rooolt]

The thing about me is I will talk my friends ears off about media they’ve never consumed like it’s the normalest thing, but when it comes to my ocs, characters and a story they know they equal amount about suddenly I’m like “well they don’t care 🥺🥺😔”

#Me constantly: (talking to my friends with my mind beams) ask me about my ocs ask me about my ocs ask me about my ocs ask me about my ocs a #They never do #i mean we talk about our dnd characters but we’re in a campaign together so that doesn’t count

[free-range-tiddies]

FedEx lost the pieces my car needed for the engine, and the rental car company gave the temp car I was gonna use for two weeks to somebody else. (Pretty sure that's against some type of rule, bc I already paid for it) I wanna cry so bad, but honestly I'm getting used to these setbacks. What infuriates me is that I work less than five minutes away from the house. But the walking distance is horrible and unsafe as fuck. The buses don't come on time, and the train is too risky. Nobody else in my family has a schedule that meshes with mine, so I can't get picked up or borrow their car. I'm just stuck taking pricey ass fucking Ubers.

#they also don't have any of my car's parts locally #they never do #the dealership is too fucking expensive but that might be my only option rn #this car has drained me financially #but I'm too broke to make double payments to get to the point where I can trade it in #God and I haven't touched my red-light camera tickets and my car has been parked outside #i hope they don't boot my shit #and at worst it's just the windshield thing I know how to get it off

[darciy]

First kill not getting renewed is my villain origin story

#like wtf Netflix ???? #i knew it honestly #Netflix was never going to renew a sapphic show #they never do #I’m so tired honestly #first kill #juliette fairmont #calliope burns #cal burns