#theyre my upstairs neighbors

[bittersweet-mojo]

i wonder if the cop father even knows who i am

#about me #this is about the child im babysitting #theyre my upstairs neighbors #ive seen the dad Once. i was in full goth attire and hosting a party. he looked terrified. i was also holding scissors. #his wife loves us #the kid is hilarious. #me and this family have a very strange relationship. his wife is fantastic and a gem. his kid likes to come bother our cats. #the dad may as well not exist. #the ghost of a cop. #mentioned but never present #which is ideal tbh hello mister cop man please fuck right off #anyway i need to hide all the illegal shit so dylan doesnt snitch. his dad cant know we're cool

[skunkg1rll]

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#genuinely hate my neighbors so fucking much #the couple upstairs is in their kitchen ALL DAY #like they have an entire apartment yet their fat asses just have to be in the kitchen constantly???? and they never sit still #and my next door neighbor...... why is he in his kitchen so fkn often???? #he can be in the kitchen for hours throughout an entire day and slam cabinets and throw stuff in his sink #i just cannot for the life of me understand what they are even doing #what normal person does that?!?! #when im in the kitchen and make food im done after #when i do the dishes for 30min im done after #these inbred mongrels generate noise all day everyday #i just cannot comprehend what the fuck they are doing?!?!?! #they are not normal theyre fkn insane fr no normal person does that #i hate them sm i wish they would just die

[friendpilled-visitmaxer]

I know this is the pot calling the kettle black but can my upstairs neighbors stop being nocturnal for the love of God. AND TAKE THEIR BOOTS OFF INDOORS???? like PLEASE you have 6 ft of living room why am I hearing you stomp across it ALL NIGHT

#mine #yes i am a hater i miss my old neighbor #one time they (theyre a couple) were walking upstairs and the guys pants were sagging so bad i saw his whole ass #it was snowing how did he not feel the mountain air #actually as i was typing this i heard them go downstairs and LEAVE thank god sleep here I come

[silenthillbunni]

all of my neighbors need to face a brutal end so i can finally hve some peace and quiet ._.

#it's NEVER quiet here im gonna go insane #what the fuck is it that theyre doing that makes soooo much noise all the time #my upstairs neighbor is stomping around in his apartment like a deranged elephant #this annoying af old lady is 'cleaning' aka raking leaves in the cold for hours #shut the fuck upppppppp #all day every day my neighbors are making noise #they need to fkn die already

[sunnydeenpurpelstuff]

i swear theres more to me than sunny d it just felt like a good place to start

#artstuff #stuffing #liquid inflation #sorry this took so long my upstairs neighbor was playing loud bass and vibrating my skull so it was kinda hard to focus #and then it turned out my upstairs neighbors were stealing me and my roomates packages cause my roomate set up a cat toy trap for them #then the police came and talked to us and them and they denied having done it so now theyre still up there playing base #so uh yeah sorry #honestly very proud of this #in the future ill definitely look back and think it sucks and how was i ever satisfied with this but for now? #im proud of it

[cinnabeat]

the house i grew up in is relatively far from neighbors as in i cant hear shit that they do from between walls and truly the only horrible neighbor experience ive had is the fucking fire station right behind the house where they wake up at like 6 am and rev up a chain saw for shits and giggles and other incredibly loud noises but ive gotten so used to it that i honestly dont hear those noises anymore. which is to say....my new neighbors.............when will i stop hearing banging........

#its like having a loud as shit upstairs neighbor except its the side neighbors #like u know #constant noise every fucking day #this is my villain origin story #michi tag #the firefighters are truly horrwndous neighbors #one time two of them were having sex in the fucking pa room or whatever and i know this bc the loudspeaker turned on and u could hear #EVERYTHING #bless my little 8 yr old self who didnt understand the implications just new that was fucking weird #and then sometimes one of them turns on the loudspeaker and starts just?? yelling into it??? #the chainsae thing omfg #my friend who was in a firefighter training thing or whatever told me they do that to train their jaws of life skills or whatever???? #like bestie idc!!!! its loud and annoying!!!!!!!!!! #one time one of thise bitches hopped the wall separating the properties and started going at our lemon trees with a machete and #and scared the shit out of me my brothers little child hearts #literally theyre so annoying #protip do not live in the vicinity of a firestation #my family always joked that if our house ever caught on fire theyd hop the wall #absolutely not and i know this bc whenever we call 911 those bitches deadass take the truck #drive around the block to our side #andTHEN attend to the emergency #literally most useless fucks in the world #they take forever too #sorry this is like basically irrelevant to my actual post which is my new neighbors suck but like god damn

[orcelito]

Finally getting use for the abnormally large pot that I own I guess

#speculation nation #this is some kind of monkey's paw curl situation i Swear #me going 'i own this giant pot from work but i never use it haha' #well. now i have a use for it (catching the quickly leaking water from the ceiling) #tempted to go knock on my upstair's neighbor's door to ask them what the Fuck theyre doing #except that means talking to people. and i would really rather not. #so im just setting it up to catch the water the best it can #and i will hope. they send someone to address this soon. #kinda prepared for them to shut water off for a bit. i got lots of bottled water set aside for if that happens at least #GOD this is so inconvenient. why me

[pears-trinkets]

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#i asked my upstairs neighbor to not vacuum at 4am because theyve done it several times #and she answered with WELL I DONT MIND IT WHEN MY FRIEND UPSTAIRS DOES IT SO THAT SEEMS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM #IT WAS LIKE 5 SECONDS ANYWAY AND I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING ELSE EVER SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLUG YOUR EARS #she was like yeah i spilled cat litter so i had to obviously #like... okay if it was time sensitive maybe idk use paper towels or idk a broom get creative AT 4 FUCKING AM or just wait???? #and then she was like WELL ANYWAY HOPE YOU FIND THE REAL CULPRIT because i mentioned how her moving stuff at night wakes me up #why is asking for other people to care a bit so hard 💀💀💀 why does it feel like shit #why am i feeling like im evil for asking her to be considerate at night time?? #she said WELL I DONT MIND VACUUMING AND IT WAS REALLY SHORT ANYWAY so much #that i had to say well im still asking you to stop bc its against the houserules #and shes friends with so many other people in the building i bet now everyone knows me as the weird naggy bitch 💀💀💀 #i havent been able to sleep properly in weeks because someone drumms until midnight and when i fall asleep after that theyre loud upstairs #and i know many people here have night shift jobs and i honestly slept better when i did too #but thats not an excuse to not even try to be quieter at night #i know it doesnt feel good to be accused of something and i tried to word it very nicely and not as harsh but come on #im an exhausted anxious person with issues i dont think im asking too much pls dont respond like this

[overlyemotionalbreakfastcereal]

i remember one of the arguments against wind energy in some standardized test in high school was that wind farms make unpredictable noise and can be annoying. as though trains, planes, traffic, bell towers, upstairs neighbors, and fucking wildlife dont make unpredictable noise and can be annoying

#this post is about my new upstairs neighbors who i am sure are nice people #but walk like theyre trying to put their feet through my ceiling and have been moving furniture around for an hour

[like-wuatafauq]

Got me prescribed some meds because my body reacted to the gas leak weird and my chest wall got inflamed,my body is aching and tired,and my face is itchy and burning so if anybody is going to be mean to me plz wait until my chest stops hurting, thnx.

#i hate that they see a young person and theyre like chest pain? nah #gas leak? nah you probably looked up your symptoms like??????? #they had to come and fix my stove homie... i WAS ASLEEP and the smell got so strong it bothered the upstairs neighbors #but then i told them about my nerve problem and then they were like ohhh nvm yeah that could cause you to be susceptible to weird reactions #like???? rnt u suppose to just care for your patients and not automatically assume things based on their looks???? #that or age ethnicity gender etc. #personal #txt #rant #healthcare

[lostacelonnie]

oh my god we have new upstairs neighbors and they are having sex SO FUCKING LOUDLY. and not only are they having sex loudly, theyre also having sex Very Often. ive been here for one night and half a day [returned from vacation] and ive already heard them fucking four times

[legalize-necromancy]

my upstairs neighbor(s?) play the bass and keyboard and theyre so good. how do i tell them their music is rly good and invite them to smoke with me on the back stairs of our apt?

[transbuck]

hello, here are some ask game questions if you would like to answer any!

9, 13, 38, 84

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

not without music actually playing i am TONE DEAF lmao. but i will sing along to music in the car :)

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

i've been playing a new game called Dredge (fishing game where the fish are like. fucked up sometimes :) wonder whats up with that :)) and i didn't know you could like. die in the game and my boat got wrecked to death by a deep sea creature and i was just so delighted by that asd;lkfjalksd

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

ohhhhh boy well i have like a thousand bc i am so adhd, but first thing that came to mind is people humming/whistling out loud, its SOOOO annoying to me, its like it makes my brain itchy. i try to deal with it on my own through headphones instead of asking them to stop but when i was in school i constantly had to ask people to stop bc i couldnt just like. put headphones in during class. i have a lot of noise issues now that i think about it, dogs barking, my upstairs neighbors sound like theyre knocking on the floor sometimes, shit like that gets up my ass tbh

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

I do want tattoos one day but bc im soooo indecisive and terrified of commitment it will probably be a while LOL Once i have top surgery I do want to get the creation of adam hands tattooed over the scars bc I saw a picture of someone who did that and went :O i need that. other than that though i would like something geometric, and i really like the idea of a circular bicep tat :)

~send me a number~

#ask game #vik #thank you!!! mwah

[g1deonthen1nth]

why do my upstairs neighbors sound like theyre fucking HAMMERING bro ur in college. these are on campus apartments. u cannot build shit here so what are you DOINGGG

[fyodorloveclub]

i am in yo walls

if you are can you harass my upstairs neighbors and make them think they’re haunted theyre really annoying

#voices in my head #demons