#this guy isn't even real

[wishtrio]

I just want to give him a hug and put him inside the hood of my jacket so he can be nice and comfy :)

#does that count? #is that a crush? #maybe idk #spamton #deltarune chapter two #tumblr funnyman #yes i'm a simp #but like not really #idk what this is #feelings are dumb #this guy isn't even real

[yashley]

Then why are you here? What is it you want? I want to free you.

#critical role #cr lb #ygifs #cr3 #imogen #liliana temult #maybe a bitch cried and that bitch was me #anyway the psychology of imogen using her responses as questions to get liliana to talk it out more it's so good #the 90 episode payoff is SO GOOD FOR ME #the TWO 31 rolls like the dice said it's laura bailey guys #also like it has to be ludinus planted that liliana's go-to is the ''children'' like something's not right there matt #it's so reset to factory settings and strange that she's hollowly committed to a concept that isn't even actually real #but it Was real for liliana when she first set out to protect her daughter #like how really All There can you be when your work husband is ludinus daleth #imogen getting her conversation I'm just framing it

[tmascfaggot]

seeing some of the ppl y'all are calling 'hairy' and to be honest. it's making me concerned

#this isn't pointed at anyone specific it's just a trend i've seen across the internet #if you saw the ppl i consider hairy you'd hurl #fuck if you saw ME you'd hurl. and i'm not even the hairiest guy out there #'hairy' is more than just a happy trail on an otherwise hairless stomach guys. come on. let's be real #signal broadcast 📺

[mysillyside]

The way I completely lose all interest in Lawlight as a ship if Light isn't Kira. And frankly, I feel like L would agree with me on this one. I don't think he'd gaf abt Light in the slightest if Light wasn't Mr. Serial Killer.

#Lawlight only works if Light is Kira bc otherwise light is just some rly smart pretentious teenager. #Like you're telling me L a 24 y/o self made multi-millionaire and the world's greatest detective (top 3 if you count the aliases)- #would care in the slightest abt mr “i got a perfect score on my college entrance exam”. Be fr!! #Idk the ship loses everything that makes it fun and appealing to me if you remove Kira from the mix #Ik ppl do “Light isn't Kira” AUs to make the ship more wholesome but i'd argue it just becomes problematic in a diff way. #L is not only way older but also extremely rich and successful. If Light is innocent but still a suspect- L also has immense power over him #Ig i don't see the point of trying to make Lawlight wholesome. It's still problematic but without the goofy homoerotic enemyship. #Light being Kira not only makes them equals but gives them spice! #However I DO get the appeal of “Light isn't Kira” AUs where Light is still a fake asshole who's performatively nice but hides his real feel #But removing his misogynistic swag/superiority complex/his bitchy internal monologues to make him normal? No... #Imo even if he isn't Kira he'd still be a weirdo. The only Yotsuba!Light is so normal/nice is bc he's trying to prove to everyone- #but most importantly himself- that he's a good person incapable of being Kira. He's trying to be the best version of himself. #Pre-Death Note Light for example is never as outstanding and good as Yotsuba!Light for this reason. Yotsuba!Light is the exception. #Like the Death Note doesn't make you pretentious or hate women that was all Light Yagami. #this is such a random rant sorry guys XD again more power to ppl who enjoy this AU or normalguy!Light but I don't get it personally 😔 #death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #💬 katposts #🤪 sillygoofy

[hollow-dweller]

i think it's time for fandom to accept that some AUs are simply A Bad Idea. your lilo and stitch au with two white dudes is a bad idea. your portrait of a lady on fire au with men is a bad idea. your encanto au with a white family is a bad idea. culture and gender and race *matter* in many source texts, and erasing or appropriating that in order to see your two favourite white guys hug is, you guessed it, a bad fucking idea.

#how about let's not put those particular guys in that particular situation #fandom racism #fandom misogyny #this isn't even touching on people creating aus based on actual real-world tragedies #like fucking holocaust aus #don't fucking do it! #these are all aus i have personally seen written/discussed btw #wish to god i were strawmanning but alas

[formulaonedirection]

Someone help him please 

#lando norris #i somehow got lost on my way to making mando gifs and ending up doing this #the way this isn't even the comprehensive clips and pics of lando norris falling asleep in public #sleepiest guy in the world with sleep problems he's just like me for real #nadia's things

[crehador]

completely forgot to say in my other post but TIME SKIP AKIYAMA HELLO?????? bonding with the future father-in-law already i'm absolutely obsessed with this

#crab watches #migi to dali #migi to dali spoilers #there was So Much going on in this series (positive) but even the side characters get their Moments #like it's so easy to write akiyama off as just a weird bird guy and/or comedic relief character but he's not just that!! #he genuinely cares about ''hitori'' and yes of course initially that's just because ''hitori'' didn't judge him #but even after finding out they're migi and dali #and clearly knowing the difference between them and knowing he primarily spent time with migi #he cared enough about them both to ask about dali too!! because he knows that's important to migi #like grahashdkfjsdf ''weird bird boyfriend'' isn't just a joke he seriously is SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND #i hope migi is treasuring him for real

[mamawasatesttube]

i do genuinely think an adult, fully-realized kon would be able to defeat superman in a fight. not just saying that bc he's my fav or whatever but because like. ttk is so op. telekinetic power with the range and raw strength to destroy every single gun in LA, and the finesse of control to not destroy anything else? that alone is a huge force to be reckoned with. add kryptonian abilities on top of that and you've got a fucking powerhouse. like um devs? op tbh pls nerf (except don't, because i find that sooooo tasty.)

because to clark, i think this is a good thing! it isn't quite so lonely when he's got a little brother/son/they really can't label it but they're family, who understands the alienation. the burden of having so much power. the fear of what your own hands can do. he sees in kon a kindred spirit, although it also saddens him that kon has to feel this burden too.

but kon?

oh, kon is terrified of himself.

#guy who has mind control and ''i was made as a weapon'' trauma realizes he can't even rely on the fact that superman could always stop him #he doesn't handle that well #it's tragic for him that he's so scared of himself bc *i* find his insane op-ness so fun cool and sexy. #also it should go without saying but like raw strength isn't everything in a fight and clark has more experience etc #like i don't think it's any sort of OOH WELL THERE'S A DEFINITIVE POWER RANKING anyway #but i think that adult fully realized kon does stand a very real chance of being able to beat clark in a fight #and that that fact scares the shit out of him #bc superman? that's his idol he shouldn't be able to ever touch him #clark is proud of him (what dadbrothercousin doesn't love to see his sonbrotherwhatever grow and even surpass him in his eyes?) #meanwhile kon is about to have a nervous breakdown #it's fun. not for him but for me <3 #kon #clark #rimi talks

[footballshowrot]

someone buy him a pair of gloves

#nervous tick? fidget moment? cold hands? why not all three #cold hands jamie is sooooo real to me. and this isn't even including all the hands bundled up the front of his kit moments #anyway. that little strap of fabric going round his thumb. sluttiest thing a guy can do #jamie tartt #rot riffing

[astarionsdarkconsort]

The real Astarion fandom experience is thinking about nothing but him for about a month, getting burned out on the drama, and then picking some side character to bear the weight of your obsession.

#mine's karniss btw #if you even care #also I got a thing for the Emperor real bad. and Abdirak. and Gortash. Rolan's there too. #astarion bg3 #ascended astarion #I also had to come back to the tags to add Raphael and Haarlep real real bad #love them guys #this isn't an astarion hate post obvi. i still love the guy

[starrclown]

I rewatched the end of Season 3 of Lego Monkie Kid and I timed from the start of Macaque and Wukong fighting to the end.

1 minute and 7 seconds.

Incase you were wondering it took 1 minute and 7 seconds for Possesed Wukong, someone who is not in control of his body by the way, someone who is most likely weaker considering he's not in control of his abilities, to beat the shit out of Macaque.

Hes pathetic and it makes me happy.

- ⭐️StarClown⭐️

#lmk #lmk sunwukong #lmk macaque #lmk lady bone demon #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid sun wukong #lego monkie kid macaque #lego monkie kid lady bone demon #he's so pathetic #like Wukong isn't even in control of his body and he got his ass kicked #lmk macaque slander #hate that guy for real

[sciderman]

Sometimes i remember a comics moment i randomly came across somewhere, where Sam Wilson mentiones a musical and Steve Rodgers says he doesn't like musicals, to whitch Sam goes "Guess that means you really are straight" and even tho i don't care about Cap America or the Avengers, the moment stuck in me for that quote by Sam. And like....Sci, any ideas if straight men actually don't like musicals or is that bullshit?

actually i think i know more gay men who hate musicals than i know straight men who hate musicals. i've had a drag queen stop me point blank when i was about to sing a barbra streisand song, and i know so many gays who pointedly hate abba. so based on my experience i think the inverse is true. most of the straight men i know are kind of impartial about musicals, but gay men? hate.

my theory is that a lot of gay men don't want to fall into stereotypes, maybe. but thaaaaat's just a theory! a gay theory.

#sci speaks #i'm trying to understand the gays. they are a mystery to me. #i've seen a lot more toxic masculinity coming from gay men than i have from straight men. #i think it makes sense. they have less women in their lives. so they reckon with a lot more masculinity. more dick measuring. #also gay men have some of THE most unhealthy romantic relationships i've ever seen in my life. #this isn't a blanket statement on everyone but just from what i've seen. it's such a strange pattern i've observed. #lesbians? healthy. straights? usually healthy. gay men? universally a tire fire that makes me say “if you hate each other so much ??” #“why are you together??????????” #i have never met a cis gay mlm couple in real life that was healthy. every single one of them made my eyes widen in horror. #i want them to be healthy. please treat each other better. #the number of bitchy bitchy fights i've seen between mlm couples in public that make me so terrified #but i know mlm relationships in general are usually less... affectionate than wlw relationships. even and especially friendships. #just an observation. #i hate to say that there is a definite difference between amab vs afab experiences when it comes to relationship dynamics but. #of course there is. there is. as much as i want to say gender and sex do not matter. it really does. #it makes a difference. it does. #which is kind of why i'm glad i was born in the body i was. when people say “trans means you feel you were born in the wrong body” #im like.. i don't think that's true. i don't think that's true for me. #i wouldn't be me if i wasn't born the way i was. and i want to be me. but i'm a boy. i'm a boy but in the body that i have. #my body is still a boy's body. because i live in here. #sorry this went off on a tangent. #but yeah i know my brain would be different if i was amab. and i don't want all those other issues. #i think the only reason i'm so peaceful and serene is because i'm afab. and afabulous. #i see cis guys and im like.. yeah i don't want what you got. #once again! lucky to be me! i'm lucky. im lucky i have a vargooba. thank fuck for that! #couldve been so much worse off. could've been born with a dick and would be fighting for my life right now.

[youngpettyqueen]

Crabapple Cove not being a real place is doing numbers on me. why did they make up an entire town. why did they retcon Hawkeye being from Vermont and then make up an entire town for him to be from. what was the reason

#mash #I want to study the writers like bugs in a jar cause WHAT. #new crack theory that Hawkeye made Crabapple Cove up #broke: x goes to Maine #woke: x goes to Maine and Crabapple Cove isn't even fucking there #somewhere in s11 times they get on the topic of Tuttle and everyone's having a laugh over that time Hawkeye made a whole guy up #Margaret is reeling and BJ entirely jokingly says #next you'll tell me Crabapple Cove isn't real #and Hawkeye just goes. dead silent #you've heard of what does BJ stand for now get ready for #where the fuck is Hawkeye actually from #this is entirely a joke but also it's not

[hephaestuscrew]

I'm still thinking about that scene in Victoriocity S3E7 where Fleet runs back towards the Beast so as to lure it into the path of the train...

Clara's exclamation of 'Teamwork, Fleet!' after Fleet says he's got a plan reflects her conviction that any plan that Fleet has will be a shared plan, something they do together.

This conviction is a kind of trust, and that trust is part of the reason Clara takes a moment to realise Fleet has headed back towards the Beast. She trusts that he's following behind her. She keeps talking to him, her words full of optimism.

When she realises Fleet isn't there, she immediately realises what that must mean he's done, and her voice sounds more small and scared than I think we've ever heard it before.

Fleet's attempt at self-sacrifice is a kind of betrayal of Clara's trust, but when he echoes her celebration of their teamwork in a more somber tone, I think it suggests that he understands the weight of that betrayal.

If Fleet's plan is that Clara won't realise he's gone until it's already too late, then he thinks "Teamwork, Clara" will be the last words he'll ever speak to her. In what he imagines will be their final conversation, Fleet affirms Clara's understanding of them as a team who work well together, even as he is making a choice that rejects the possibility of their teamwork in this scenario. It's a recognition of what their dynamic has meant. It's a goodbye and an apology, even if Clara doesn't understand it as such at first.

I don't think Fleet sounds scared as he initially faces down the train. When he shouts "Yeah, this way, you stupid machine! Come on then!", he sounds defiant and grimly determined.

In fact, I don't think he sounds afraid until Clara appears, until she might be at risk of being in the path of the Beast or the train as well. It's when he shouts "Clara, stay back for God's sake!" and "Please, get back!" that there's real fear and desperation in his voice. He can confront the idea of giving his own life, but not the idea that doing so might put Clara in danger.

Another thing about these lines is that the move from 'stay back' to 'get back' suggests that Clara didn't obey his first instruction but got closer to him (and therefore to the path of the Beast and the train) between those two lines.

Then Fleet gives what might be another attempt at his last words: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry."  A repeated apology before an attempted self-sacrifice is an implicit acknowledgement of how much losing him would hurt Clara. He regrets causing her pain.

Even so, he's accepted that he is about to die and that it'd be worth it to destroy the Beast. But Clara very much hasn't accepted either those things. She's still trying to yell over the noise of the train; she's pulling off her ring to throw at him.

I think it's a good illustration of how Clara's optimism is a kind of strength. She always believes that they can "make a new plan" and that it'll be one in which no one has to die. I think Archibald Fleet needs someone like that, someone who'll tell him to drop to the ground when his death advances from both sides, someone who - even in a dark tunnel with an murderous metal monster and a speeding train - won't stop shouting that there's hope.

#Victoriocity #victoriocity spoilers #clara entwhistle #archibald fleet #I have feelings about them!! #I've listened to this scene a normal number of times... #Can't decide if it's more angsty if Clara heard his apology or if she didn't... #Also on the topic of Clara's optimism #I think it is a part of her temperament #but I don't think that means it's always easy or that it isn't something that takes active effort #The 'midnight overthinkies' scene showed us that there's a lot going on under the surface #As previously established I don't personally see Clara and Fleet romantically #but nonetheless there is something Orpheus and Eurydice #about two people who care deeply about each other #in a dark tunnel trying to head towards safety #and one of them trusts that the other is behind them #except Clara doesn't look back for a while and then he actually is already gone #and she's alone wondering if she's lost him forever #I think I can draw those parallels platonically #Oh also there's something impressive about a show that can literally raise a guy from the dead in the first season #and yet still have real stakes when he's in life or death situations after that #something deeply sinister about how in Even Greater London no death ever needs to be permanent #but we know that the vast majority of deaths would be because access to that technology is so restricted #inspector fleet #victoriocity season 3 #victoriocity podcast #Clara & Fleet #The empty man posteth

[burning-academia-if]

Hi! What are the powers of each ro? what makes them "special" and mc?

I won't give a super detailed explanation since Rhea already went into all of it in Chapter 1 but a quick recap: You're either born with magic or you aren't.

If you are, you're a magician. There's three types; Soul magicians (magic comes from intentions/morals/beliefs, considered the most powerful, magic can have harmful effects on their body), Heart magicians (magic comes from emotions, less powerful, magic can visibly be seen in use), and Luck magicians (have magic in their veins but can't use it, since they still have magic the world seems to like them and 'lucky' things happen to them, hence the term).

BA has a pretty soft magic system, so you can theoretically do w/e you want with magic with certain limits. Soul magicians can't use magic at all if it goes against their beliefs + it can hurt their bodies. Heart magicians magic is as powerful as the emotions they're currently feeling. Heart magicians are also the only ones compatible with Death Creatures (ghosts, wraiths, poltergeists, etc), although that's pretty rare and no one knows why. With all that said:

Soul Magicians: Rook and Rhea

Heart Magicians: Beck and Lars

Luck Magician: Zoe

Not a magician: ??? and MC

Beck and Lars are both special because their magic is compatible with Death, but they're still Heart Magicians and so their magic is seen as weaker. Rook's magic...isn't strong, and Rhea's magic is average. ??? isn't a magician and can't use magic at all. What MC can do is up to you since there are a few options. You can find a magic item to use (making you a mage), you can get into necromancy, or you can pick the terrible decision to make a deal with something to use magic (making you a warlock). You can also not do any of that and remain without magic/death abilities. Each decision has their own unique consequences.

It should also be noted Death and Magic are opposites of each other, so necromancy isn't considered magic in this world. If anything, it's just blasphemy lol

#em answers #BA: structure #BA: lore #tbh outside Lars and Beck's death skills no one here is special lol #and even then they're still Heart Magicians so their magic is still seen as weaker #Rook is just as fucking lost as MC is when it comes to all the wraith stuff asjkfals Zoe can't use magic at all #Rhea is well received because of her father and not her magic and ??? would have been just Some Guy(gn) if it wasn't for All That #this isn't an Extraordinary People story it's just #average people who were forced into Extraordinary(ly bad) circumstances #like yeah to MC they all probably seem that way because holy shit magic real??? #but in regards to magician society as a whole? yeah the ROs aren't noteworthy #anyway I didn't think I'd rant so much on this topic thanks for tuning in #every time I can touch on world building I just Keep Going asfkjla

[molinaesque]

Lmao I've seen so many tags of ppl in DiSMaY over Scrooge being daddyfied in the new animated Christmas Carol movie and are like "why???" Like there aren't a gazillion other accurate adaptations that you can go back to AND also... why the fuck not? Let the man be a DILF for once

#Scrooge #Ebenezer scrooge #scrooge: a christmas carol #scrooge a christmas carol #I'm getting real tired of seeing tags of people freak out in despair after reblogging my sets like #First of all it's not a huge deal #And also WHY even reblog these sets if you're gonna be a negative nancy anyway #Let ONE scrooge be a DILF #Also the movie itself is pretty dope and fresh amongst a sea of adaptations of the same story #I've already seen people cast stones thinking just because he's designed that way that the movie isn't worth watching lmao #You guys really need to chill more #Also it doesn't change him being a right bastard lmao #Like handsome/pretty people can't be horrible #Y'all can be so dramatic