#this would piss me off so bad he play too much 😒

[wizardfrog69]

୨⎯ "finding you masturbating" ⎯୧

Idk how to title this, but it's the Moriarty the patriot characters x gn!reader

Btw idk to put so instead I'm gonna be putting gif of the characters cuz I'm lazy

Also requests are wide open if you want me to write about anything! :)

Cw!: nsfw

Please if you don't feel comfortable with nsfw/nsft content do not read this

Feat. William, Louis, Albert, Sherlock, John, Hudson, Milverton, James, Sebastian, Mycroft

William James Moriarty:

He truly didn't expect to see you and thought you were off in the market or something

Didn't seem to have a reaction but in fact he was a but shocked? He just really didn't expect it

If you two are courting then he will go up to you and ask if you need "help"

Will gladly help, also makes sure to lock the door behind him

No one knew where he was for a while untill they heard your moans 🥰

If you the two of you weren't courting and just friends or something then he would leave and never mention it again

If you didn't notice him then you will never know he was ever there

Tries telling you to lock your door

Louis James Moriarty:

Runs away cutely

Is probably low key blushing

If The two of you are courting:

He would leave as soon as he enters and doesn't speak a word of what you were doing

If the two of you weren't courting:

Leaves faster then he enters

Man never knew you before in his life

Who are you?

Also most runs away everytime you enter a room

Idk he just finds it really embarrassing, finding you like that

Silly goofy little man fr 😔

Albert James Moriarty:

Why am I using courting so much? Oh well ig we gonna need to go to so many different weddings 😒

Whatever

He will stand there like 0.1 seconds too long

Weather you're courting or not you notice him and try to hid yourself cuz like he just chilling there

But he leaves

Unless you want him to stay 😏

If you two are courting then he will probably tease you a bit

But if you're not then he won't mention it

But like he wants to make fun of you 😔💔

Sherlock Holmes:

All the gifs of him is just him smoking or playing the violin

Not complaining tho 🤭

It just kinda baffles me the amount of smoke everywhere

Moving on

He would just be there like 🧍‍♂️

He would just like leave and go for a smoke probably

Like how would he react to seeing someone have a wank yk

If you're courting:

He would most likely just go up to you and tell you to just come to him before your hand(s)

If you're not courting:

He would just turned around and leave

Never speaks of it again

John H. Watson:

WHY ARE MOST OF THE GIFS OF SHERLOCK? BROS NAME IS JOHN J-O-H-N BUT NO SHERLOCK LIKE WHAT ? this app is getting confused or everyone hates John

Poor john

He's married though so this is simply platonic

Anyway

He would freeze in his steps once he opened the door

Quickly ran away

He ran where the pepper grows

Will feel really awkward

God I hate the word 'awkward' it's so hard to spell

But yeah

Miss Hudson:

Idk she wanted rent or something

Idk how many house she's the landlady of

Or as one would say, landbastard

If feel half dead yall

Whatever

She was shocked and didn't really expect for her furniture to be used in such a manner

Kinda left and was disappointed?

Yeah I feel too tired for this, I'll come back to do the rest later

Charles Augustus Milverton:

I'm back~

Charles' is such a silly little man

Why am I including him?

Idk but deal with it, not a big fan of him either but like I'm including him for some reason

He's more on the perverted side

He would like to stay and watch but he won't

Man I wanna steal this man's furniture so bad rn 😔

Mainly to piss him off

Anyway he would probably just stay there until he can remember it and leaves

Stays like 2 seconds

James Bond:

Bro I forgot everything about this man's personality

Oh well

Honestly he would leave and act like he never saw anything

Literally the same thing I've said for all of them

He doesn't find it shocking or anything and wouldn't pay it no mind

Doesn't care, like at all you're just doing your thing yk

Sebastian Moran:

How is this man's whole personality drinking in my head? 💀

If you're courting:

He will join

Just like steps up to you, take your hand(s) in his, kisses you and tells you to ask him next time and proceeds to masturbate you

Yeah, idk how to make that into a normal sentence

Fred Porlock:

Im not gonna write anything for him

So apparently he's 19

He doesn't look 19

Thats all i'm saying

Mycroft Holmes:

You don't know how long it took me to find this only for it to be poor quality

There wasnt anything better

He never even walks in the room

Hes a gentleman and he would never even dream of walking in on someone doing something so private

He also respects people (I hope)

#william james moriarty #louis james moriarty #albert moriarty #sherlock holmes #sherlock holmes mtp #john h. Watson #miss hudson #charles augustus milverton #james bond #sebastian moran #mycroft holmes #mtp #moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #ynm #mtp x reader #nsft #mtp nsft #ynm nsft

[unethicalmorals]

Looking at the March spawn ratings like my damn life depends on it

Brackens have a spawn rate of 20.92%, so the thing that killed the Thumper could potentially be a very large Bracken, but Brackens don't usually maul their Pray. So unless this Bracken was particularly pissed off at the thumper, it might be crossed off as the potential killer

The thumper could've also potentially been cannibalized! But why would the bigger Thumper take only the head and leave the rest of the body? Also how would it have left a gold ingot? I'll probably cross off another thumper as the killer

Ghost don't typically spawn on March, plus they target people with low sanity levels, and a Thumper is just a weird little animal, no sanity to lose. So, no ghost (I support ghost Robin brutalizing Thumpers though good for her)

Maybe a Coil-Head? They are known for somehow removing people's arms and heads, though the thumper doesn't have a coil in its neck so likely not. Unless the coil-head just decided to leave gold this time for whatever reason

Nutcrakers have a pretty low spawn rate but still higher than a Jester. Though, probably wouldn't remove a Thumpers whole head, unless it was just really mad and kept shooting the thumper until it's head was completely eviscerated, which is a funny visual (What did the Thumper ever do to you Nutcracker?😭)

There can only be 1 Jester in a facility at a time, so unless you intend to ignore spawn counts given the magic of fanfic, I don't think it was a Jester. Unless it was the same Jester currently hunting Rabbit, but I'm pretty sure the Rabbit situation and Bishop/Pink situation are happening at the same time

So far, I think the most likely candidate is a very big, very angry Bracken. But who knows! Maybe a hydrodere absorbed it's head! I'm excited either way‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Anyways V50, yummy, delicious, I have a love-hate relationship with the Butler. On one hand, he's kinda goofy, on the other, he is the only thing in the entire game that genuinely Freaks me out like get the FUCK. AWAY FROM ME IMMEDIATELY. DECREPIT LITTLE FUCKIN THING DEAR GOD-- THE MUSIC DOES NOT HELP‼️‼️‼️‼️

Man-made horrors are fine, sexy even. Put a fuck-ugly puppeted corpse with a knife? Awful, disgusting, I won't sleep for weeks

I think it's mechanics are neat though. It will literally look around a little bit before pulling out it's knife and charging at you😭😭😭 and the fact it just goes back to sweeping if someone else comes by while it's chasing you like okay you little shit fuck off (affectionate) (also extremely derogatory)

Old birds though I love them so much, I want to see the crew chased by one it would be so funny (for me. Absolutely not them. Maybe Pink actually-)

I'd like to think Bishop would be absolutely Giddy to see a bigass robot at first, taking a moment to admire its design. He wants to know how it's inner workings function so bad!!!!! But then it starts shooting missiles at him and playing the crying baby sound and Bishop immediately just "😃😀😦😰 what the fuck"

-Watcher

Hehe, there are so many things that it could be,, I wonder what has the potential to kill a Thumper, especially to eviscerate it in such a way,, 🤭

I love the exploration you've gone into figuring out the March monster,, AAhh!! 😊😉 Your final guess is pretty in line with what my friends have guessed too!! :D

So far the top guesses are; - Bracken - Nutcracker - Me, apparently????

However, we won't get the answer until we finally reach that chapter!! Here's a quick sketch in the meantime ♥ 😌

YESS v50 ‼️‼️‼️ I'M IN LOVE WITH IT GRRR I have a love-hate relationship with the Butler too-- On one hand,, a fucked up little guy filled with hornets!!! 😁 BUT HE IS INCREDIBLY UNNERVING 🥺 (shaking hands with you 😭🤝) I like that you can hear the bugs buzzing inside when you get too close 👀👀👀 ((I DO NOT LIKE THE MUSIC HOWEVER)) When you kill him too it is quite,,, HMM 😬😒😬 ANYWAY--

The Old Birds bring out the robot-fucker in me 😌I love them so much,, I love those clunky ass things,, the single flashlight eye oh my god,,, And they incinerate you completely when they grab you?? 👀👀👀 (I'm sorry)

(Pink needs more enrichment and if the crew are subjected to horrors in the process?? Then so be it. Pink is willing to make that sacrifice~)

Bishop would LOVE to figure out the mechanisms of the Old Birds, he would be all over their inactive forms!! ((He would freak out when it activates and proceed to go through the five stages of grief simultaneously upon hearing those baby crying sounds)) <- Incredibly fucked up thing of the Old Birds to do btw,, who does that,, baby crying sounds while killing you-- ohmygod I love them 🥺

Here's a Pink waving at Rabbit as a bonus, courtesy of Porsha 😌

#ask #watcher #tsitd

[ikram1909]

What we are suffering now is the consequence of an accumulation of bad decisions that we have been accumulating throughout the pre-season.

Letting go Busquets when we didn't have a reliable DM before the season stsrted, Romeu was just decent in Girona and obviously wouldnt handle Barca pressure since he never has been in a big club. Not having one made Gavi, another season again, to favour the other players since he is the only reliable one who made the defensive work.

Letting go Jordi Alba and not getting a LB, he was Balde's competition and I think it was an importsnt factor to keep him more motivated to gain that spot in the starting XI. Also we could rotate him because he cannot let youngsters be overplayed

Not getting a proper RB. We went with the idea of BACK since they helped us winning Laliga last season but nobody wants to play in that position and it hurted us in many ways.

Letting go Tenas as our second choice, i know Ter Stegen being this out for so many months was unoredictable but man, he is getting older and at some point we have to start rotating him and Tenas was perfect for that

Unexperienxed staff. I know that half of pur tactics wouldnt be as bad as theyre now if Xavi had people to tell him how to do the right things at the right moments, and literally tell him thay playing players out of position to favour only 1 is an horrible idea

The injuries. Many of them were inside the pitcj but the others were also because of incompetiviness. We shouldve changed physios, trainers and medical staff when all this epidemic of injuries started.

The forwards. Lewandowski started to lower his workrate after WC, but nobody expected that this season would be so freakin worse. Still dont know why we didnt sell Raphinha because guy tries and tries but he doesnt hit, same goes with Ferran. Félix is way too inconsistent too.

Literally we never sign players from 25 to 29 years old or something, they either go to children or +30 and it pissed me off so bad. We are an unbalanced team because they either are not capable of playing so many matches because they are too young and unexperienced or theyre washed.

The pressing system relying to one and only one player. Xavi relying on Gavi for all this work only shows his unexperience because evn if you trust him so much, you cannot just let a 19yo do all the job that its supposed to do the whole defense and only a CM who has to sacrifice himself for the team and do all the dirty work

Also relying on Gavi to be the motor of this team. Genuinely why are these veterans relying to a 19yo to be the moral, emotional, passion and motivational support? Once they took Gavi awau from them they are so fucking useless in both recovering balls and having a minimum of passion. Do they know for which team theyre playing for?

The salaries. Im sorry but the FPP rules are killing us and Frenkie not lowering his salary is the main culprit, and Lewa too because the man has been shit for months yet he receives lots of money

Not getting rid of useless players like Sergi Roberto or Marcos Alonso.

Not signing any relevant players that could make a difference in the club

This are the ones who come in my mind rn. Prolly we have a large list of problems we were hidding but yea

I totally agree with you on most points except the third because we did sign a RB in cancelo it's just that the few times Cancelo isn't fit to play kounde started whining about having to play there 😒

Also, the over reliance on Gavi is actually ridiculous both from the coach and the players he's literally a kid ffs.

[bishiglomper]

I am stressed.

I was playing KH2, my bloodsugar got low. Because it's 9 and I hadn't eaten anything today besides coffee. (I emergency nommed some choc. pretzels) but adrenaline and shit with low blood sugar? Bluggh

Also I'm pissed off at the niece. She's making my sister take her 3 hours out of town for a sale. One store. Don't even know what one, but whatever it is isnt worth a 6hr round trip of gas in a diesel-guzzling truck. And my aunt was making something my sister was SUPER looking forward to for dinner tomorrow.

Also my sister is still recovering from possibly the flu. She's exhausted.

When mom told me I got upset. Like wHY is my sister doing this? Because she feels bad for her daughters shitty-ass decisions and if she doesn't go with her, what, she'll push her even further away? I understand not wanting that but don't encourage that bullshit!!

She made it sound like they didn't even try to get out of it, or explain why my sister shouldn't take her. Mom was a broken record saying of course she agrees but obviously we can't tell her not to go because my sister has "mom guilt" and we need to respect it

Which pissed me off at all three of them. So much I growled and then furiously did the dishes. I fucking hate dishes. 😂

Then my sister told me she DID explain to the niece why she didn't want to do that. But niece said she would just go alone if mom wouldn't take her. 😒

Honestly, I don't see the problem. She's been driving several months, if she wants to drive that far by herself, I think they should let her.

Grrr..

And as soon as I wondered "she's not taking the nephew, right? I need to stay to watch him while shes gone all day." As soon as I thought that I hear niece over the phone "ask bug if he wants to go" and I growled at my sister NO. D<

Don't take him, she doesnt have the energy to waste taking care of him. 6 hours driving plus shopping. The kid does not do well doing ANYTHING unless it's to go eat lunch.

And I told her if she took him, then I would be going. I'm not sure how much help I would be because mom is default guardian but I could be there to take him to sit or something..

But also if I go, that means I'll be missing out on Sunday, which means mom would be the only one going. Bro doesn't go without my sister.

So if we're both gone, that's just gonna upset mom and aunt.

It's all just fucked because the niece is too self centered.

#just ranting

[aleksa-sims]

My RL gameplay (18+)

CW additction

Two days later I was in the addiction clinic and then I went to Victoria to wait for Philip. That was his last day at university, because the Easter holidays started tomorrow and after these 2 weeks, Philip goes abroad to study there. Actually, everything was fine, between Philip & me, but when I arrived at Victoria, he wasn’t there yet. So I called him. He told me, that he was with Isabella to sort this baby-thing out. I asked him why he wasn’t waiting for me?? 🤷‍♀️ We agreed to meet Isabella together! 🤨 He said he didn’t want to wait for me and this paternity test was my idea and he’s just doing what I wanted him to do. That’s true! But I didn’t have a good feeling that he was meeting Isabella alone. While I was on the phone with him, I heard Isabella giggling in the background and P. was in a pretty good mood too. I got totally jealous and felt really bad, so I hung up. I didn’t tell him this, because I was ashamed. 😞 Somehow, this whole thing seemed totally weird. Last time they were both totally pissed off and didn’t say a word, and now they were like friends?🤔 😠 Idk, maybe my imagination played tricks on me? Somehow everything became too much for me again! I kept thinking about this thing about my deceased uncle, who apparently persecuted me, and in the addiction clinic, it wasn’t really nice for me, too! I fucked it up! You know? That’s why I didn’t just get a higher dose of my pills. No, my doctor had other plans with me and gave me other pills that I have to take until next time and after that, he puts me back on my original dose & old pills.

Victoria went with me to her room to talk to me. She caught me crying in her bathroom. How pathetic!! 🤨 🤦‍♀️

Victoria: Why are you crying? 😧 Is it because Philip met this Isabella? He was here earlier and he didn’t want to wait.

Me: I’m so stupid, you know? 😭 He didn’t care about that Isabella and that baby! But me, I was worried about his baby, and now he’s dating her alone and having fun with her. At first they didn’t even talk to each other... I have a really shitty feeling about this Isabella.

Victoria: I understand that you’re jealous, but he loves you and he’s not gonna cheat on you with Isabella! He was just trying to get this over with.

Me: Yeah, I wouldn’t normally think that either, but he cheated on you, too! Besides, he slept with Isabella not just once, which means he must have had fun with her. 😞

Victoria: Oh sweetie, don’t beat yourself up! 😟 And Isabella is totally stupid compared to you! P. would never replace you with her!!

Me: How do you know? I’m sure he’ll get bored and then he’ll just go to her. She’s much better than me and she’s having a baby with him, damn it! 😣

Victoria: This hasn’t yet been confirmed that it’s his baby! And you’re not boring! You’re so funny and cool! 🙂

Me: I’m just bad! In everything I do! 😞 And I’m totally uptight and can’t stand myself. That’s why I have to take drugs all the time, because my fucking life is just too much for me. And Nico thought that if I slept with Philip and him, it would change me. 🤨 🤦‍♀️ A shit has changed! 😒

Victoria: Stop it, this is not true and you know. Do you still regret not going with Nico and being here with P. instead?

Me: I love P.! So much, but I think this is all going to break between us, just like with N.. 😨 I- I... would like to go abroad with him. But how? I’m a pill-popping failure! And I’m tied to this fucking addiction clinic, I need their drugs! You know? 🤷‍♀️

Victoria: Agh, fuck A.! Please don’t give up! You can do this! And if you need me, I will be there for you! You can come to me here anytime. I live almost alone now! And I think you should definitely go back to your apartment. The first days you just shouldn’t spend alone there, but after that, you will get better! And you can visit Philip anytime. It’s not far! Not even 1 hour by plane! And he will come home all the time during the holidays.

Me: Yeah, it’s ok! Still I can’t stand myself rn! 😞 And I’m just afraid that my nightmares will come true, which is why I can’t sleep alone in my apartment. 😩

Victoria: You should spend the next few days alone with Philip and talk to him about everything. Especially because you don’t trust him.

Me: I’m really getting tired of everything!...P. and his stupid ex-girlfriends! Except you, of course! And, my sister! I mean all those crazy bitches he was in bed with, like that, yoga.... psycho and now Isabella. 😩 😠

Victoria: Yup! 🤨...He really seems to have a problem staying in a relationship or... to trust? But... with you everything is perfect! You seem to be doing everything right. 🤷‍♀️

Me: Ah, hahaha! 🤣 🤦‍♀️ No! Trust me, I’m not perfect for him! I’m a DISASTER! He’s always mad at me about all this shit with my addiction and... a certain person! 🤨 But I don’t get a baby with that person or meet with him alone.😠

Victoria: Show him in the next few days what he has on you before he leaves. You need to remind him, what a hot thing you are. 😏

Me: For such things, I am just too stupid and cowardly! My fucking insecurity and my lack of self-confidence stand in my way! Instead, I’d rather cry! 😒

Victoria: Hm...But you’re lucky, A.! You look hot and don’t really have to do much, except show what you have.🤷‍♀️

Me: Yeah, sure!....Isabella can certainly do this better! 😒

Victoria: Ugh, A.!!!....💋.... ( Suddenly Victoria kissed me!)

Me: 😶 😦......VICTORIA!!!?? 🤷‍♀️

Victoria: Oops! 🤭 😬....  Okay? You don’t think this was funny?

Me: Ugh, V.! 🤦‍♀️ I have nothing against you or.....that kiss! But I don’t want to keep rejecting you! We’re friends!! I know you’re just kidding, but I can’t do this if I don’t know, P. thinks this is okay with us kissing each other.

Victoria: Sooo....you liked it? 🤨 😏

Me: I’m not.... aroused or or anything! 🤨  But, you have really soft lips!.... And, it felt completely different than when I kissed a man!

Victoria: You also have soft lips! And your face, too!... I just wanted to cheer you up! 🙂

Me: I know! But is everything okay btw us, now? 😕

Victoria: Sure sweetie!....Honestly! And besides, you like men! 🤷‍♀️ But I know you’re cool about this, and I just wanted to show you, how stunning you are! 

Me: Who knows? If I ever get fed up with men, then I know, who I’ll ask first! 😉 😄 But aren’t you dating someone? I thought you had a girlfriend?

Victoria: Um....yeah, but...it’s a man! 😕 😬

Me: OH! 😲 ...Cool! 🤷‍♀️  He must look pretty damn good, if you’re dating a man.😉 😏

Victoria: Yeah, actually... I wanted a girlfriend, but...he’s so cute.😬 🥰 🤷‍♀️  But P. even knows him! If you want, we can meet.

Me: Yeah, this’d be really nice!

Let’s see if I’ll be better in the next few days and what’s going on with this Isabella! Oh, and I’ll see Melanie! 🤢

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[prettyboykatsuki]

hihi! i saw that you might’ve felt down on the dash so i am here to run my big mouth and say that i really loved your draken fic! the one that you wrote a few days ago! it was so good and it’s been so long since i’ve read an amazing fic like this!!!!!

like the way you set up this tension between draken and reader bc of his response to emma’s death was superb and so clever! that’s definitely something draken would take to heart, even if it wasn’t his fault. he takes the responsibility of too many things that aren’t even his to begin with and it’s just. the way you touched on that and expanded in that was so big brained of you, like i wanna give your mind so many kisses. you made me feel pity for him with that even though he pissed me off so much in the beginning bc of the way he was so defensive to reader on that issue. like damn she just wanted to comfort you. i wanted to beat his ass 😒. doesn’t matter if i’m 5’3 and he’s this buff 6’0 man. all i gotta do is kick his shins and the back of his knees and that bitch will go tumbling n it’s gonna be a big drop too. but it sucks that he did that to her bc she did so much for him like comforting him through the bad break ups of his exes, and she came up to him non-confrontationally just to understand him better! no I’ll intentions or selfish motives to her either! and she was being so kind to him and i cried w/ her bc i felt so bad and related to her too.

gawd thinking about it makes my blood boil. THEN THE FUCKING BITCH WOULDNT LET HER GO WHEN SHE WANTED TO LEAVE. AND AFTER ALL THAT TALK TOO. LIKE NAH BITCH GET YOUR GREASY HANDS OFF HER. if it was me, there definitely would have been a fight and signs of a struggle that would’ve lead to a murder scene and a homicide case 💀

but when you lead up to the smut, i did a 180 so quick bc he started acting all sweet to her. definitely made me raise a brow like sir 🤨 what happened to our argument 10 minutes beforehand. had me thinking it was about to be fight night, like we were about to tussle. BUT IT WAS RIDICULOUS HOW YOU HAD ME GIGGLING AND SCREAMING INTERNALLY AND SILENTLY DURING THE FUCKING PORN. THROWING MY PHONE DOWN EVERY TWO MINUTES TO SMILE AND CALM MYSELF. PULLING MY HAIR OUT. FUCKING BEATING MY FIST AGAINST MY BED IN SHAME. PERKING MY HEAD UP WHEN I GOT TO SOMETHING DRAKEN SAID THAT MADE ME BLUSH. LIKE WTFFFFFFFF. AFTER OUR ARGUMENT AND HOW MUCH I WANTED TO WHOOP SOME ASS. YOU PULLED THIS SHIT ON ME?????!?! was literally fighting for my life at 3 in the morning to keep quiet and not scream 😞

but your writing was beautiful! and not a single sentence was of waste. every single sentence contributed to your story telling and it kept me on my toes and everything flowed so nicely!!!! and god was the smut sublime.

it all played out like a movie to me and i just wanna say how amazing that is of you. bc (and i’m not shitting on anyone) some writers on here have some sentences or parts in their fics where the tension or excitement of the story dies down and it goes in this direction where there’s a lot of explaining of things that feel almost excessive or bland. but i understand that. i know writing is hard—i myself am one too, so i speak from experience, especially bc i suck and my tiny brain isn’t complex enough to deal w/ it 🤡. so i know that it can be hard to string up words that fit the tone and mood of the story, and to do it in a way that isn’t too much or too little. but if i could i would forget this story just so i can experience reading it for the first time again. that’s how much i loved it.

sorry for the long ramble! i honestly just wanted to geek about your draken fic and yet, here we are.

i read this so many times last night trying to think of express my gratitude and reply because this is genuinely so kind and so thoughtful im not even sure what to say like im really so so grateful you would take the time out for ME and write this it just means so much.

i think draken is such a complicated character but he's just so grounded at the same time!!! i feel like there's so much burden he has to endure but he seems so simple because of how much he loves and cares for mikey and emma - he's just really willing to put himself aside for the sake of others in a way i find to be really impressive. ALSO I KNOW I WROTE HIM but i remember being so IRRITATED with him KJDSKLS LIKE I WAS SITTING HERE LIKE.. god ur so annoying ur so lucky ur dick is huge KJHFDK he was very frustrating even for me because i am very invested in my conflicts

I TRIED RLLY HARD TO MAKE HIM EXTRA SWEET HEHE!! i think after a big fight like that he would owe it to reader to be extra sweet yk? soft and kind and gentle on her.. so im glad that came through.

THIS ENTIRE ASK IS JUST SO KIND IVE BEEN STARING AT IT ALL DAY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO REPLY BUT PLEASE KNOW IM GIVING YOU A BIG KISS ON UR CHEEK I LOVE U THANK U SO MUCH FOR SNEDING THIS

#return to sender #hall of fame #oh i am just so !!!!

[imtheaestheticslave]

Thingss i love about him:

- when he laughs at me although i dont even know what the hell he is laughing about. He looks so handsome when he cracks up though <3 (although i must look so dumb but im happy that he’s enjoying his time with me 😋)

- The way he does his own thing without giving an f about others

- The way he pins my head down to kiss me when im on top of him (😏)

- The way when he comes in and sees me in bed then he gonna comes to me and hug me (like aww babeee😭)

- The way he burries his head in my neck or my chest (unfortunately got no boobs to offer🥲) when we cuddles (it makes me feel like im his safe space and awww ofc i am YOUR safe space😏)

- He called me his alcohol, dessert and 🧸 (like that is way better then the body punching bag shit when we were first close)

- The way he says certain stuff purposefully to piss me off/ teases me just so he can see my angry/mad reaction because i know he likes it and thinks it’s funny/cute😛 and wants to see it

- His “uhuh” is the hottest thing alive (like i wanna die hearing that)

- How much he likes beer

- His AMAZING movie taste (very different from mine but his movies are real cinematic experiences and taught me how to be patient to enjoy movies since i have always been into fast-paced shits because they r the only thing that caught my attention fully)

- Yeah and he does teach me to be patient as well

- Hate to admit this but great taste in music, teaches me a lot as well

- Him playing with my bum

- The fact that he respects and loves his mom so much and said nothing wrong with a mother’s boy (YESS DADDY)

- He’s grounded as hell

- When we watch dark and he laughed at me and said “it’s cute that you think u’re right” when im trying to guess who’s noah (like i dont get what’s so funny but ummmmm i LOVEEE that reaction of yours)

- His jokes (he thinks he’s soo funny) and uhm my mean im trying my best to humble him down by not laughing😂

- Whenever i get all sad he would hug me tighter in his arms

- When he pads on my shoulder when i cry and say “it’s alright” (i love you so much)

Things i “hate” about him:

- the way he turns everything into a competition bc “i’m a competitive guy” and as a result i owe him 100000 mc donalds already (like baby i would lose everytime and we both know how much power u have over me <3)

- Think he’s a judge in our debates

- If he ever changes his mind about liking me again im gonna kill his asss (and whoever next bitch he’s intending to fuck)

- When he randomly thinks about work when i give him head and obv work always catches his attention even when he’s with me like duh🤨🥺😤😡🤬😳

- The way he knows that i want him to kiss me but he doesn’t (like wtf is that altitude😒)

- Doesnt want to go to sainsbury car parks with me for the aesthetics

- Refuse to believe aliens live underground

- Too self-aware about how much i like him so when i try to lie he will be like “are you though” and reads me too well and soo i can’t be the pathological liar i have always been (bitch sees through my soul😔)

- How he obsseses over parisian and french (like no disrespect to france but he’s too into it)

- How he doesnt stand up for me when yosef is roasting the hell out of my astrology shits

- Narricistic

- Take a long time to admit that my bum is good (not the head though😉)

- Rarely gives compliments 😔😣🚩, instead says “they’re not bad”, “it’s adequate)

- Genuinely thinks that i cant take a joke while i literally can i just act offended sometimes for fun😤

- When he’s tired of fingering me😡

- Sometimes he’s off and just doesnt kiss me that much

- How he says “let’s go back to be friends” so easily like he doesnt care at all although i know he does care

- When he says “u gonna find someone else” and “im not that special”

He’s never been my bf and we came back to friends several months ago. But we crossed the line again😳🥲 (not surprising though), will update more on this list x

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