#tiny-hazard

[wellthebardsdead]

Lucien: it must be great being a high elf, you can reach and see everything from up there surely.

Taliesin: more or less but it does have its downsides.

Lucien: like what?

Taliesin: when you’re this tall everything becomes a tripping hazard.

Flynt: *suddenly stops and bends down to pick up a rock*

Taliesin: *trips over him and somersaults down the hill* HELP-

#tiny husband = tripping hazard #flynt dragonborn #skyrim taliesin

[h4zardousch3micals]

Stupid dumb stupid baby ruined everything (they have committed he heinous crime of not being perfect)

#My Singing Monsters #Performance of a Lifetime AU #Hazard Arts #I referenced Pou for the face are you proud of me bestie #Also still working on poal but I switched which device I'm writing it on #So it may be a tiny bit delayed #Not that I had a schedule to begin with

[daisychainsandbowties]

you know who else can teach you how to cook? 👀

there was actually an entire discussion tonight about the fact that i’m not allowed to be on the grill at gay gatherings. so no me flipping meats and no me being the cannibalistic sacrifice 😭 instead i get my own special grill where i can just burn random objects instead. i am considering burning entire pots of paint, old televisions, copper wire, various breakfast cereals, a plastic spatula, and my own shoes 🥰

but also why would i learn to cook when i look this pathetic? 😌 i’m being 100% seriously when i tell you that last week THREE PEOPLE offered to buy the food i was staring at in the grocery store for me 🫠🫠🫠 apparently i have a certain wretchedly stray air about me and a tendency to look longingly at everything

#i used to cook more but i was a hazard to myself my hands were constantly covered in bandages #😭😭 sushi is asking to get in my lap as i’m typing & i can feel his tiny cold paws patting my leg 😭😭😭 #anon

[crsinclair]

Saw this on Twitter (thankfully someone told me it was just a gag)

And aside from thinking "Well damn that's a horrible thing to do to a child", my first thought was, "So that's what Baby Hizashi was put in by his parents and caretakers so he wouldn't blow their eardrums out again. The muzzle treatment really did happen, huh?"

Hey, if I had to be cursed with the dark thoughts, then so do you.

#cw child abuse #babymute gag #baby yamada hizashi #yamada hizashi headcanons #yamada hizashi #present mic #muzzles #bnha #yeah so someone also said soemthing about trying quirk braclets or cuffs instead and those wouldn't work on a baby #because braclets can slide off or break and become a choking hazard - babies put everything in their mouths #and metals for tiny humans that young can cause rashes #(metals being the quirk cuffs) (i imagine them being like the seki-seki stone in one piece) #anyways - thus: muzzles #this is why i have always had the headcanon that hizashi did not have a happy childhood #ravyn rants

[gt-ridel]

Quick pic of Ingo and his adopted borrower niece (daughter?) Akari.

Not pictured here: the next few seconds, wherein Ingo realizes Akari was hiding in his coat sleeve and has a panic attack.

Followed directly by a good long safety lecture.

I feel like in this AU Akari is the more reckless twin while Rei is more cautious. (Until they are put in a room together and suddenly have but one brain cell betwixt them)

#giant tiny #g/t #sfw g/t #submas #subway boss Ingo #ingo #akari #pokemon akari #borrower au my beloved #safty hazard #not OSHA approved #ridel art

[roads-rise-to-meet-me]

cyberpunk oc: Valkyrie

I could stand you one more night

It’s official; I like him way too much. Valk needed to have a history with him. 😅

What is it about that particular manbun that’s like catnip to her???

#cyberpunk 2077 #tiny mike #cyberpunk oc: juliette 'valkyrie' serrano #tiny mike x v #female v #nomad v #ship: occupational hazards

[deathtodickens]

Bought an EV. Named her Skelena. Drove 900 miles home from Seattle and she definitely lived up to her name. 💀⚡️

#dickens drives #ev #ioniq 5 #Skelena #900 miles and $3 on charging #too many road hazards to count #whole family made it home safely #drank some wine #now going to enjoy my little tiny baby commute around town #sorry but this is now an Ioniq 5 fan account #no but really I love this car #almost as much as I love this fandom

[ericcarrsworshipper]

Idk how I'm gunna walk in them but they're about 7 inches. It puts me at average height since im very tiny. Its a whole new world!

Small gang rise up

@spacefoxy those platforms I was on about lol.

#im short as hell #short person problems #platform boots #im tiny #this is like a major safety hazard #i could die wearing these

[samarecharm]

No real thoughts on the new salmon run stage except for that its at least Decent; marooners bay continues to be the worst salmon run map ever yippee

#chattin #actually i do have thoughts but i need to get to a higher hazard level to really see how good or bad it is #its easy to juke salmonids but its very Big and Wide #so multiple stingers and flyfish coordinating on different shorelines is Hell #the ink trails are janky if ur not used to them but theyre VERY good. it gives u lots of height when jumping so u can get on top of ufos #pathing seems to be a little mean sometimes; i was running away from a scrapper #and jumped to the center basket area #and then fell down maybe 4 seconds later and it was STILL there and i died #so far alot of my deaths are just falling into a swarm below bc theyre not pathing correctly #uhh #flyfish sticks arent really a threat; they like to go in the water and next to elevated spots but im sure it would be hell w inkbrush #i have NOT gotten glowflies or grillers but this map is evil #im sure youll need to use the inktrails to avoid them #ALSO cohock charge is mean bc the cannons are centered; not placed in the back #so my strategy of ‘stay by the shore to distract maws from cannon friends’ doesnt work. bc ur surrounded #but like so far the map seems nice :) lots of ways to juke salmonids and lure bosses #the sheer amount of tiny ledges makes it really nice #like i said; ive only died to falling in a swarm i didnt think was there #but otherwise its a breeze getting to and from the shore and juggling eggs #well see what happens when i get bad weapons #OH YEAH. the douse dualies are insane #decent damage and GREAT range #like dualie squelchers on crack #and the dapple dualie fire rate after a roll is incredible #OH I LIED. i have died in other ways. specifically by misjudging how FAR the dodge roll takes u #i fell into water like 4 times bc of it 😭

[genderweird-computer-kisser]

big things coming. you can't stop them.

[lovingly drawn imac g3 and hand drawn objectum hazard signs ❗❗❗]

#giggling and twirling my hair #hiii little objectum in my phone I'm giving you all a tiny retro computer (son) #i think you guys r gonna like the hazard signs esp with how you guys liked the generated ones #objectum #os/or #from the motherboard

[louisinart]

We depend on other beings to photosynthesize for us.

We were built to commune.

We were built to be grateful.

9.28.22

#Mine #Pees #Musings #I think a lot about Emily Dickenson #How she had hundreds of scraps of paper with tiny poems written on them #How some people think that's a strange thing #While I understand it as a certain type of hazard of living #A strange inevitability #You know?

[lcorps-agents]

sigh. roll call. how is everyone pinged below.

@x-manager @lc-manager-x @alternative-architecture @derfriendchutz @articunomoltreszapdos @adam-37 @agent-cannoli @agent-coffee @agentsorin @twilight-smile @lc-clerk-iota45 @hostofanangel @xx-1disruptedreality1-xx @justsomelostmisfits @lc-agent-jj @petalsuppression @doremi-records

in the middle of a work, if i didn’t ping you it’s nothing personal (unless you’re kiminsung)

#what has got you distraught? // farrel tag #manager are those extensions? // ex manager tag #i thought you grew your hair out // manager tag #i thought ex was the only one..?? // abel tag #hello anime boy // adam tag #sad wet rat man // abram tag #is that a teenager - // df!yui tag #presumably the titular ‘articuno’ // tien tag #higher ups // other blog interactions #i saw you watch a clerk get eaten by mosb and you didn’t react. you intimidate me // torun tag #tiny????? // adam 37 tag #why do people keep getting your name wrong. // kaneli tag #are you friends with chesed? // agent coffee tag #please get my name right. // sorin tag #flighty // nicolas tag #tree? // acacia tag #egg? // iota-45 tag #safety hazard… // eternity tag #suspect… // magdalene tag #stop eating all the fucking figs // chiro tag #are you okay????? // ruse tag #stop accusing people of being abnormalities wtf // jj tag #drank plant food more than once // liriope tag #a wannabe poet // lamium tag #screw you doremi // doremi tag #// OOUFGH…

[cupcraft]

so i was playtesting my tiny home before i start actually making it look nice and my sim fucking died due to the murphey bed

are you srs sldfjlsdjfs???

#cup.sims4 #tiny homes are hazards #btw im playing sims to relax for my mental health rn

[vagueandominousvibes]

I’m so sorry to tell you all I had to cut this section out of Ch. 2 of Every Day is Christmas if the Vibes are Right:

———

“Ah, finally,” Cor said into the phone, his gaze shifting to one of his armrests as he spoke, “were you still in bed?”

The voice at the other end was not pleased.

Mildly, Cor said, “I thought you were a good driver.”

That seemed to be the wrong thing to say. Dunn looked like he was biting his tongue hard to keep from bursting into laughter.

“I understand you may be somewhat on edge this morning —”

“FOR FUCK’S SAKE, COR!”

Cor held the phone away from his ear. “Yes, yes. Try not to become too well acquainted with the hedges, and tell Irvine we’ve got good news.” He hung up before the other could answer.

Dunn buried his face in his arms and shook with laughter.

#knights lodge au #first hand observation of the boys in their natural habitat #for reference: cor is vio; dunn is shadow; the one on the phone is les (blue); irvine is green; and clancey (red) is the one observing #for context: there is ice on the roads and they are NOT used to it. cor will still tease les about it #also les' car is one of those awful tiny cars from the 90's that SHOULD NOT still be working but somehow does #it's definitely some sort of safety hazard and anything over third gear makes the engine whine but there's technically nothing wrong with it #and les can still repair it himself so he refuses to get rid of it #(i know nothing about cars btw but the 1990 ford festiva has The Exact Vibe i'm going for) #cw cursing

[jadonsgf]

im crying he’s literally a baby waby

#when those weird ass writers described y/n as being so small they fit into a pocket they were talking hazard #look how TINY HE LOOKS SHDBENENDNSK #eden hazard #real madrid #*

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

y’know, we’re calling it a Win that the mall scene is still under 5k, all things considered

#text #personal #writing #in btw #driscoll #hazard #we are also ignoring the fact that the beginning and ending of this scene need Overhauled lmao #future me problem #(if i ever get out of this tiny scene which is current me's problem lmao) #(i THOUGHT it would be quick and easy!!!) #(dear reader: it was and is Not) #on the bright side i'm much happier with where it's going lol and i think i found all the out of order shit #adhd whomst??? #so i did two of my three writing goals today but. really. i do feel better about this tiny scenelet so that's a Win also #(i didn't love the ending and i felt like there were redundant bits in the beginning) #i was correct on both fronts #i have figured out Why i'm just trying to re-execute now #love retconning my own thought processes from six years ago (not) #(okay that's a little harsh it is sort of fun to troubleshoot and problem solve) #(but dammit i want a Eureka moment soon bls)