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theluckiestlb · 1 year
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Concept: Marinette and Chat are caught making out/cuddling/whatever by Tom and he’s taken aback, causing them to panic because they might have a Weredad 2.0 situation??
Instead, he sheds a single tear and whispers, “Sabine, the Dupain-Noir bakery is back in business.”
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A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy  reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 10,834 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: Sep 3, 2008 - Published: Nov 6, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night Unfettered (One-Shot) reviews
A silly dare sends Hermione alone into the Shrieking Shack, and Draco thinks it the perfect time to play a prank on her. How was he to know that an unforeseen hindrance & a little Muggle-liquor could make the night go so wrong?
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A Marriage Most Convenient  reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4502 - Favs: 4,789 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: May 24, 2010 - Published: Oct 21, 2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Second Look   reviews
By: RiverWriter
Her best friend's life was a mess and she would have done anything to make things better for him and his sons. So, when she found her former enemy in a similar situation her heart went out to him as well... and the beautiful blond baby in his arms didn't hurt his case. It was certainly enough for her to give him a second look.
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Accidental Proposal  reviews
Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,673 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: Aug 26, 2017 - Published: May 24, 2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Theodore N. - Complete
After the Battle   reviews
By: WaitTilMyFatherHearsAboutThis
The Battle of Hogwarts is over. Not ten minutes ago, Harry Potter defeated Tom Riddle once and for all. As the initial cheering and celebrating dies down, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger look at each other from opposite ends of the Great Hall and visibly sag with relief. He's alive.. She survived..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,068 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 368 - Updated: Sep 3, 2016 - Published: Sep 2, 2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
And We All Fall Down  reviews
By: Rumaan
The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE
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Apple Pies and Other Amends  reviews
Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. Runner-Up of the Winter 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards, "Best Epic-Sized Fic." [COMPLETE, Dramione]
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Aurelian  reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,577 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 6,870 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: May 15, 2011 - Published: Dec 25, 2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark   reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
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Blood Traitor   reviews
Zalia
Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon (except the epilogue). Multiple other characters, detailed storyline and no patience for people looking for a smut-fest in every chapter. Apparently, my sense of humour can be rather entertaining
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 186,031 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 3,991 - Updated: Feb 23, 2018 - Published: Mar 1, 2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Bond  reviews
By: MrBenzedrine
What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**
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Christmas Eve Wine reviews
By: Columbrina
Relationships shatter at Christmas, but they also begin. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 57 - Published: Dec 23, 2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chronos Historia  reviews
By: In Dreams
Hermione and Draco stumble upon a mysterious portal and find themselves hurtled back through time a thousand years. Forced to team up to find a way home, they quickly realize that much of the history they believed to be fact, wasn't true after all. A founders era, time travel Dramione. Winner of Most Creative Plot in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,497 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: Apr 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 5, 2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
Conveniently Forgotten  reviews
By: RiverWriter
Draco wakes up in the hospital wing after taking a bludger to the head at quidditch practice and realizes that this just might be the perfect opportunity to finally steal the attention of his fellow Head Student, Hermione Granger. **My entry for the DramioneLove Mini Fest 2018** Prompt: "Who are you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 95 - Published: Jun 11, 2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Count Your Blessings reviews
By: CJRed
Hermione is nursing a broken heart and planning a Christmas alone. But, when Draco Malfoy decides to crash her solo plans to avoid an arranged engagement, everything changes. One Witch, one Wizard, one Muggle cabin with an old record player, and two jaded souls. Can Christmas work its magic on these two? Long One Shot, written for Wordsmith and Beta's Holiday Aesthetic Fest.
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Eros & Psyche  reviews
By: RZZMG
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 427,054 - Reviews: 7050 - Favs: 8,008 - Follows: 9,947 - Updated: Jul 25, 2018 - Published: Aug 2, 2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Every Day, a Little Death  reviews
(Didn’t like the fact that Hermione cheated on Draco- even more OOC thats I like)
By: lovesbitca8
It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete
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Everything Changes  reviews
By: inadaze22
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 5,110 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: Jan 3, 2008 - Published: Dec 11, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fairy Stone  reviews
By: Colubrina
Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 733 - Updated: May 1, 2015 - Published: Apr 25, 2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Genesis  reviews
By: Nautical Paramour
A series of drabbles to act as a sequel to Oblivion, based on the teased relationship from the epilogue. Exploring Hermione and Draco's relationship, where Voldemort is long dead, Lucius is in Azkaban, and they grow up as friends. Set in the Oblivion Universe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,289 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 333 - Updated: Feb 10 - Published: Sep 19, 2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Regulus B. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown  reviews
By: luckei1
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: Feb 11, 2011 - Published: Jan 16, 2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Win Friends and Influence People  reviews
By: olivieblake
Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 403,894 - Reviews: 3511 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: Jun 4, 2018 - Published: Jun 15, 2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Hunted  reviews
By: Bex-chan
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 7,226 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: Aug 28, 2010 - Published: Mar 29, 2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Spy  reviews
By: gnrkrystle
Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,676 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 795 - Updated: Nov 6, 2012 - Published: Feb 7, 2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation  reviews
By: Bex-chan
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16000 - Favs: 26,380 - Follows: 15,171 - Updated: Apr 5, 2014 - Published: Sep 2, 2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's All Uncharted  reviews
By: Bex-chan
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: Jan 22, 2012 - Published: Sep 19, 2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Jealousy  reviews
By: rains rabble
"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 4,388 - Follows: 4,002 - Updated: Feb 20, 2018 - Published: May 17, 2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Law of Love  reviews
By: GraceAbbene
Hermione is living a semi-normal life as a healer after the war. Well as normal as her life could be, until one day she finds out she's not really a Granger. She has a lot to adjust to & then the Minister passes a marriage law! Will she find love in something she was forced into? EDITED AND EPILOGUE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,304 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 768 - Updated: Nov 17, 2014 - Published: Apr 25, 2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Lily Potter's Biggest Secret  reviews
By: StrongHermione
Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult position. She does her best to hide it. What happens when seventeen years later, her biggest secret comes to light? A story chronicling the formation of a family. Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes. AU, EWE?, Post War, Mild OOC, Spoilers. Pairings: HG/DM HP/GW SS/OC - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 454,346 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: Jun 10, 2013 - Published: Jan 25, 2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Love and Forgiveness  reviews
By: HarryPGinnyW4eva
After the war and university, Hermione Granger lives in New York City beginning a new life. Draco Malfoy fled his life of misery, fear, and cowardice with Blaise Zabini. Can time and distance lead to forgiveness, and perhaps, love? Post DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 177,189 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 357 - Updated: Apr 13, 2008 - Published: Jan 3, 2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love and Other Misfortunes  reviews
By: SenLinYu
Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger has devoted her career to the rights of magical beings and works reluctantly with the sardonic ministry lobbyist, Draco Malfoy. But there is ancient magic at work in the aftermath of the War and its consequence will be severe if Hermione fails to look up from her legislation and notice it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,603 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 909 - Updated: Apr 30, 2018 - Published: Feb 11, 2018 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Me Twice reviews
By: Bex-chan
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 629 - Published: Jan 4, 2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Manacled  reviews
By: SenLinYu
Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret locked away in her mind. She is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve, to be bred and monitored until it can be accessed. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 77 - Words: 384,000 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: Aug 18, 2019 - Published: Apr 27, 2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort, Astoria G. - Complete
Mine  reviews
By: HufflepuffMommy
Hermione Granger is a single mother. The last thing she needed was to get involved with anyone, especially Draco Malfoy. Love however, has other plans. Rated M for mature themes later on. (Hermione/Draco) (Harry/Ginny)
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Mugglefied  reviews
By: DragonGrin - former TeenTypist
"For crimes committed against the wizarding and Muggle world while underage, I hereby sentence you to one year without magic." Draco stood stiffly, his knees locked to help keep him upright. So many spectators. Potter and Granger were there, Weasel-less. His knees finally buckled and he crumpled to the floor in a faint. Chapter 66. COMPLETE. EWE. Dramione.
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The Nietzsche Classes  reviews
By: Beringae
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 6,059 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: Apr 8, 2006 - Published: Oct 2, 2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant reviews
By: rainsrabble
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 4,023 - Follows: 604 - Published: Jun 26, 2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur  reviews
By: ShayaLonnie
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
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Protective Custody  reviews
By: Colubrina
After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE
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Rebuilding  reviews
By: Colubrina
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 37443 - Favs: 6,146 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: May 11, 2016 - Published: Aug 10, 2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Rewriting Destiny  reviews
By: mayawrites95
They thought after Voldemort's fall that the world would get better. But they were wrong. The Death Eaters are still ruling, using politics instead of hexes. With the dwindling Wizarding population and no one left to fight, they must go back in time to before Voldemort rose to power to fix what broke in the past. Nominated for Best James and Best Peter in the 2018 Marauder Medals!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 327,788 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: Feb 24 - Published: Jan 1, 2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Sacrifice   reviews
By: Kyra4
Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 370 - Updated: Aug 17, 2006 - Published: Jul 22, 2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sex Ed   reviews
By: MrBenzedrine
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: Jun 1, 2017 - Published: Jul 4, 2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Simply Irresistible   reviews
By: bookworm1993
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6069 - Favs: 14,305 - Follows: 5,000 - Updated: Oct 21, 2012 - Published: Nov 8, 2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Static   reviews
By: galfoy
The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: Sep 23, 2011 - Published: Sep 6, 2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Switch   reviews
By: RZZMG
Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 808 - Updated: Jun 9, 2011 - Published: May 7, 2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tainted by the Past   reviews
By: CelticPagan-3
The Golden Trio have saved the Wizarding World & lived to tell the tale. What will they do with a future they never thought they'd get? The boys escape their last childhood restraints, Hermione finishes her education & tries find a way to escape the future her parents have planned. She develops an unlikely friendship with Draco Malfoy who returns to Hogwarts to escape his own past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,280 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 611 - Updated: May 31, 2013 - Published: Aug 3, 2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Brightest Black   reviews
By: Enigmaticrose4
On that fateful Halloween night Bellatrix Lestrange decided to sate her bloodlust on an innocent muggleborn family. Life is never again the same for the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 278,018 - Reviews: 4468 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: Jul 15, 2017 - Published: Mar 17, 2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Deadline   reviews
By: Lena Phoria
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3479 - Favs: 4,464 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: Oct 3, 2014 - Published: Nov 8, 2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
The Eagle's Nest   reviews
By: HeartOfAspen
COMPLETE: Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but it is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron, how will she cope? [AU/Dramione] Prevalent alchemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 306,322 - Reviews: 5315 - Favs: 4,380 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: Jan 2 - Published: Apr 12, 2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
The Green Girl   reviews
By: Columbria
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 10,784 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: Apr 26, 2015 - Published: Feb 6, 2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Longest Distance Between Two Places  reviews
By: RZZMG
Time is immutable... but filled with magical possibilities. Hermione Granger discovers this truth after an accident in the Dept. of Mysteries leads to a series of bizarre, random encounters with a handsome young man donning Slytherin colours. -"I never believed in fate until I met you."- Time-travel/star-cross love fic. Drama/Romance/Angst. 2013 Hermione-Smut Fest entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,244 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 555 - Updated: Feb 8, 2015 - Published: May 3, 2014 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
The Muddy Princess   reviews
By: Columbrina
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 3794 - Favs: 6,999 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: Aug 18, 2015 - Published: Mar 30, 2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
The Pretense   reviews
By: Columbrina
Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 108,164 - Reviews: 6410 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: Nov 7, 2018 - Published: Jul 25, 2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Right Thing To Do  reviews
(There’s one from Draco’s perspective that I didn’t read because this one already had too much angst for my taste)
By: lovesbitca8
Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,287 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: Apr 12, 2018 - Published: Jul 8, 2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wrong Strain   reviews
By: Colubrina
Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,610 - Reviews: 12211 - Favs: 4,761 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: May 15, 2017 - Published: Jan 4, 2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unity   reviews
By: PalmettoBlue
Follows our favorites in the 8th year & Marriage law. "Don't you get it, Granger? We will belong to each other." EWE. Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to the HP universe. (AU/OOC/EWE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,392 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: Aug 22, 2015 - Published: Mar 5, 2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Unmasked reviews
By: RZZMG
Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 245 - Published: Dec 22, 2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vibrations  reviews
By: Craft Rose
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 651 - Updated: Nov 14, 2014 - Published: Mar 10, 2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
We Learned the Sea   reviews
By: luckei1
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4712 - Favs: 8,112 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: Sep 7, 2007 - Published: Sep 7, 2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Room Requires   reviews
By: Alydia Rackham
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4410 - Favs: 6,845 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: Feb 10, 2011 - Published: Dec 5, 2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Without Her Letter   reviews
By: Colubrina
A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 764 - Updated: Jan 3, 2016 - Published: Dec 28, 2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
You Ought to Know   reviews
By: LittleEagle22
Ronald Weasley didn't know it then, but the day that he broke her heart, he drove her straight into the arms of the last person he ever thought he'd see her with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,216 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 508 - Updated: Feb 19, 2013 - Published: Jun 20, 2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Very much spoilery for Chapter 5, so read no further if you still haven’t finished the game. My Other!Bendy AU was an exercise in me finding out how much I like writing out AU ideas in not-story format, so here’s another one. It’s ‘canon’ with the loop, but I’ve put a much happier, more hopeful spin on things. Enjoy!
It only takes a dozen loops or so before Henry realizes what’s going on. He has to relive his journey through the depths of the studio, no matter how long it takes or how much he tries to change his fate. He’s trapped, always forced forward and down. 
It only takes another time or two for him to realize that the other players in this game of Joey’s that they’ve all been forced into are catching on as well. Their scripts start to change, they hesitate and falter, and they are confused and lost and afraid. 
Henry—whatever or whoever he might be—cares. He’s gotten to know the characters he used to draw, he’s become reacquainted with the toons his old friends became, he sees the way Bendy flinches at the sight of the The End tape. And he will not stand for it.
The next time he walks through the studio’s front door, he’s ready. He’s had a lot of time to think about what he can do to help, and while he hasn’t found a way to prevent the loop from happening—not that he’ll stop looking for one—he has an idea of how he can make the whole experience a little less of a nightmare.
One by one, he tells everyone he encounters what he knows. From the Searchers and Sammy to Alice and the Butcher gang to Allison, Tom, and the Lost Ones to Bendy himself, he explains his idea. By the time he faces Bendy in the throne room, the whole studio is on board.
When he steps into the studio after that—ever more aware of the situation with every passing loop—his arrival begins the game he’d come up with. 
Dying, he’d realized long ago, didn’t hurt him. The ink didn’t faze him anymore, and he had no trouble returning to life time and time again. Even the sound of his own garbled voice echoing around him was easily ignored. 
And since attempting to kill him was what most of the studio was forced into doing, why not make it fun? 
It was a simple point system. If you managed to kill Henry, you got a point. There were bonus points for getting him twice in a row, or killing him without taking a hit yourself, or depending on if you did it solo or in teams. 
Through each other and the ink, the tallying up of points would eventually be passed to Bendy, who would record them in the throne room. When Henry returned to play the The End tape, the game was officially over, and whoever had the most points won. Bendy would travel back up to the first floor where they kept score of the winners, leaving Henry to take a nap on the throne or admire the cartoons playing on the walls.
While the others initially had some reservations about casually murdering Henry for a game, once he reassured them that it really didn’t hurt or anything, they slowly got more and more into it. 
One of the first few times, Henry managed to drag a sheet along with him to his final battle with Bendy, leaning into Bendy’s path when he charged him in the grid room like a matador teasing a bull. Bendy collapsed from wheezy laughter the first time he did it, and that was one of their longest ‘battles’ to date.
And from there, they all started pushing the boundaries of what the loop allowed them to do. Sitting outside the Little Miracle Stations, chatting while Henry got his breath back. Starting and stopping the elevator during the fall like a rollercoaster ride. Writing increasingly ridiculous messages on the wall in ink, and then once Henry started bringing the Viewing Tool through the loops, in invisible ink as well. 
Henry once followed Bendy down a hallway with a cutout held in front of him. Bendy obliging acted as if he didn’t notice anything amiss. 
Sammy challenged Henry to a music competition one day, playing with the mostly messed up instruments while Jack Fain warbled along next to them with a group of Searchers acting as the backup singers. 
Norman occasionally shut the light on his projector head off and held still in some dark corner of the maze. Henry would protest vehemently when told he screamed like a little girl the first time the looming form of the Projectionist jumped out at him, but the whole studio knew it was true. 
Bendy got into the occasional habit of interrupting other toons’ attempts at killing Henry, going so far as to physically fight Norman off a few times. 
Once, and only once, someone kept moving the animatronic Bendy around while Henry worked on opening the haunted house. Every time he turned a corner, there it was, scaring the living daylights out of him. It was something no one ever confessed to, though it was widely appreciated as one of the few pranks that managed to actually get a reaction out of Henry, who’d gotten so used to being snuck up on and such.
There was one loop where no one killed Henry except Henry himself. It was the only time he’d ever won the game, and no one could stop teasing him about it, since the death was from eating every single can of bacon soup from the ground level to the throne room. He’d keeled over inside Allison and Tom’s hideout, and before that loop was even over, the whole studio knew that Henry’s hard work and dedication had payed off, making it worth it to everyone for holding back on their attacks against him. Bendy hadn’t even been able to do the final battle, helplessly curled up on the floor from laughter, waving at Henry to just go ahead and play the tape. 
Most memorable was the time Henry came charging into the studio, whooping ecstatically with blood on his knuckles, hollering that he’d finally gained enough control of his body in Joey’s apartment to punch the man. 
Every loop, without fail, Henry would add a tally mark to one of the walls on the first floor. He’d long since lost count, hundreds of little lines spanning across the wood. It wasn’t the happiest thing to look at, but there were a lot of good times and fun memories behind those tallies, memories that he wouldn’t give up for anything. 
And then, one day, Bendy shoved him back after he’d turned on the Ink Machine, and the wretched, inescapable impulse to run away didn’t consume him. Instead, Henry laid there on the floor, ink streaming down the walls on either side of him, and stared up at the ceiling. He waited for the feeling to come, for his unchanging fate to pick up his limbs like a puppet on strings, but nothing happened.
“Henry?” Bendy asked, leaning over the board he’d popped up from behind. 
“I don’t feel like running,” Henry said. “I mean. There’s nothing making me run.” 
Bendy vanished briefly, a wall portal reappearing beside Henry for him to step out of. Crouching, Bendy poked his shoulder. Henry didn’t move. 
They stared at each other. 
“Do…” Bendy started slowly, hesitantly, “do you think the loop’s broken?” 
Henry sat up. Still no urge. “Take me to Alice,” he finally said. 
A new portal formed, and Bendy waved him into it. 
Alice was in the middle of tea with Allison and Tom when they arrived. “What,” she said. Tom dropped his teacup. “That’s not…” Allison whispered. 
“Possible?” Henry finished. “Trust me, I’m just as surprised as you are.” 
They visited the whole studio in this manner, and each one expressed their shock just as plainly as the last. Eventually, though, the loop seemed to kick back in, and Henry was helpless to resist as he was forced away from his friends. Being on Level 9 at the time, the loop started from there, entirely skipping the whole section in the music department, and the part in Boris’s safehouse. 
And so it went. With each consecutive loop, Henry went longer and longer without its influence. The day when he never felt it again was one they all looked forward to. Henry promised himself that when it finally arrived, he’d destroy the The End tape once and for all, hopefully preventing the loop from taking control ever again. 
But until that day came, he had his patient friends, his increasing tally marks, his one win ever, and an ‘old friend’ that he still punched each and every time he passed through Joey’s apartment. And for someone who’d had nothing but his own two hands and a persistent concussion just a couple hundred loops ago, Henry was pretty happy with the way things were turning out.
Not all dreams come true? Maybe. But then, maybe this one just might. 
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My canon universe (although not at ALL canon compliant) multi-chapter fics.
A Fate Worse Than Death Rated M (Complete)
Summary: Sherlock has been kidnapped by a group of crazed cultists with but one aim in mind...Virgin Sacrifice! Molly Hooper to the rescue! Slight Mycroft bashing, Anthea's true identity hinted at, and various bits of nonsense. Crack!fic from start to finish.
A Study In Ink Rated M (In Progress)
Summary: Post Reichenbach AU. Every time he comes back, there’s more ink on his body. He says it’s to make up for the ink on his ledger, a way to hold onto his sense of self, his sanity, to keep from becoming a monster as he hunts the monsters down. But they both know it’s so much more than that.
Abandoned Rated M but not explicit (Complete)
Summary: Molly comes home to 221b to find Sherlock gone, leaving only a note - telling her to take their 8-month-old son and leave. But why? Established Sherlolly, parentlock loads of angst. Basically a soap opera. Molly cries way too much but to be fair, I wrote this one before S3.
All My Sins Remembered Rated M (Complete)
Summary: Post-HLV. Before his exile, Sherlock goes to Molly, who makes a request of him that he gladly fulfills. However, Moriarty is back and Sherlock isn't his first target.
Conversations With A Dead Detective Rated T (Complete)
Summary:  A series of conversations/confrontations post-Reichenbach, starting with John Watson, leading into others, concluding with Molly Hooper and building to a Sherlolly moment I hope everyone enjoys. Rated T for language mostly. First in the "Conversation Pieces" series and the first multi-chapter BBC Sherlock fic I ever wrote.
Dearly Beloved Rated T (Complete)
Summary:  Post HLV. Moriarty is back, but it isn't Sherlock he's after this time; it's Molly.
Dinner Conversation Rated T (Complete)
Summary:  Follow-up to "Conversations With A Dead Detective," second in the "Conversation Pieces" series. When Molly and Sherlock meet up with John, Mrs. Hudson and DI Lestrade at Angelo's, who will be the first to broach the forbidden subject of What Is Up With Molly and Sherlock? 
EnCounters 4: Countermeasures Rated M (Complete)
Summary:  Moriarty has kidnapped a pregnant Molly in order to lure Sherlock out of hiding. Will his evil plan work? (4th in the series, the other 3 are smutty, smutty one-shots).
Furo Rated M (Complete, written with the fabulous @asteraceaeblue and with cover art by the equally fabulous @mel-loves-all)
Summary:  Jim Moriarty's apparent return from the dead heralds the dawning of a grim new chapter not only for Sherlock and Molly, but for the entire world. Two words: Zombie Apocalypse.
In Vino Veritas Rated T (Complete, Two-Parter)
Summary: It's been eight days since John's wedding...and Molly has called in sick to work for an entire week. What's a consulting detective to do except find out what's going on with his favorite pathologist?
Insipid Rated T (Complete)
Summary: At the St. Bart's Christmas party after Sherlock's return, Molly accidentally hears some harsh words about her and the world's only consulting detective...who takes it upon himself to set her straight when she wonders if they might be true.
On Paper Rated T (Complete)
Summary: A tumblr prompt!fic for theaddress-is-221b-bakerst, who wrote: Ahhhh I'm so excited! Sherlolly, rated T. Molly has trouble with a paper she's trying to publish and Sherlock helps her by bringing her coffee, buying her dinner, feeding Toby etc.(can you tell I'm at the end of my wits with uni?…). It can be Established Sherlolly or they're still pining for one another, as long as there's a happy end :) 
Possession Rated M (Complete)
Summary: Post Reichenbach with a supernatural twist, but otherwise set in the BBC Sherlock universe. When a recently returned-from-the-dead Sherlock goes to the roof of St. Bart's to confront his ghosts, he doesn't expect to do so literally. But the angry spirit of Jim Moriarty has plans of his own…especially when it comes to a certain Pathologist.
Promises, Promises Rated T (Complete, Two-Parter)
Summary: Set after the end of TEH. He'd implicitly promised John that he wouldn't say anything. That he wouldn't ruin this for Molly. But how could he just stand by in silence when it was clear she was about to make the biggest mistake of her life?
Proving You Wrong Rated M (Complete)
Summary: This idea popped into my head after reading the post about Loo Brealey saying the sex with Jim was better than it was with Tom. Since that’s always been a particular HC of mine, it set the plot bunnies badooping through my brain and I wondered what Sherlock would think if he overheard Molly talking about how bad the sex with Tom was, and...yeah. This happened.
Return to Me Rated T (Complete)
Summary: Secret Relationship Meets Amnesia!fic set Post HLV. Molly is fighting for her life after Moriarty's dramatic (and unwanted) return. Sherlock tells John how the two of them first met...and about their secret marriage. 
Sherlock v. Toby: Winner Take Molls Rated T (Complete)
Summary:  Molly's lap was the battlefield, Toby the cat was the enemy, and Sherlock Holmes was determined to be the victor.
When Darkness Falls Rated M (Complete)
Summary: Sherlock Holmes had been "dead" for approximately eighteen months when everything went to shit; Molly Hooper has gone missing. Dark, angsty story but with a light at the end of the tunnel.
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Time To Die, Dead For Filth, The End of the World with Josh Clark
Well we've accidentally done it again; we've themed the week. Somehow we've all ended up recommending podcasts with super bleak titles (but not all bleak content!). Liz recommends Aussie comedy podcast Time to Die, Zane recommends queer film deep dive podcast Dead for Filth, and Nick explores the end of the world with, well, The End of The World with Josh Clark. Then it's on to the reviews of last week's podcasts.
Liz Recommends -
Time To Die
https://www.planetbroadcasting.com/our-shows/time-to-die/
"Time To Die is the unfunniest podcast you’ll ever subscribe to. But that’s kind of the point.
Each episode we match up to two brilliant comedians and ask them to use their comedy powers to write three minutes of the worst stand up they can imagine. Then our guests swap their scripts and go out and present the stand up as if they wrote it themselves… at a real comedy club. The winner is the comic who commits to the bit and gets the most laughs!"
HOSTS:
BEN RUSSELL
Ben Russell is a graduate of The Second City Chicago and iO Chicago. He has appeared in True Story with Hamish and Andy, SBS’ The Feed, The Project on 10, Tonightly, The Letdown and The Aaron Chen Tonight Show on ABC. You can hear Ben on podcasts Finding Drago (ABC) and the twisted sketch show The Grub with Greg Larsen and Anne Edmonds.
TOM WHITTY
Tom Whitty is an award-winning journalist, TV producer and musician. He’s the executive producer of Australia Talks for the ABC, the former managing editor of The Project for Network Ten, and the creator of Time To Die. He’s also obsessed with stand-up comedy.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/time-to-die/id1504187933
For Both: At time of airing, there are only three eps thanks to COVID19 hitting just as they launched but pick any episode that appeals.
Nick Recommends - The End of the World with Josh Clark
We humans could have a bright future ahead of us that lasts billions of years. But we have to survive the next 200 years first. Join Josh Clark of Stuff You Should Know for a 10-episode deep dive that explores the future of humanity and finds dangers we have never encountered before lurking just ahead. And if we humans are alone in the universe, if we don't survive intelligent life dies out with us too.
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-end-of-the-world-with-josh-clark/id1437682381
Zane Recommends - Dead for Filth
Zane loves movies, but hesitates to listen to many film podcasts, let alone recommend them, but this listener submission is one of the exceptions. From the ooky spooky mind of horror personality and screenwriter, Michael Varrati, comes the June Gloom Productions original Podcast "Dead For Filth", for all things queer horror and beyond. Dead For Filth will bring you the best queer & horror icons out of the closet and into the night to talk about the genre they love.
For Both: Pick any episode that appeals
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dead-for-filth-with-michael-varrati/id1271494841
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