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king-krisu · 7 months

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JOKER OUT/KÄÄRIJÄ KINKTOBER PROMPT LIST

I'm so in love with kinktober and in case some writers are looking for inspo for certain prompts, here you go!

I'm gonna highlight the kinktober prompts in the suggestions so you can work out what prompt my ramblings can fit with lmao😮‍💨💀

Feel free to use any of these however you wish! Credits are nice but not necessary lol, just have at it:

JOKER OUT:

Kris should get his ass destroyed, it's not a want it's a need. Maybe something like Jan/Nace/Jure taking Kris from behind meanwhile Bojan chokes him and whispers some sweet nothing in his ear? We all saw how enthusiastically both of them were into the choking at Tavastia 🫵🏻😀

Nace getting tied up by Jan. Will not elaborate (Toys/Bondage)

Pretty, dolled up Bojan who get taken care of like the princess he is. Our model boy Kris can also be made pretty (Lingerie)

I'm so passionate about a Bojere sandwich with Jance, like Morbid said I need them to squash those boys like bugs (Threesome/Group)

Just someone please take care of Nace, okay? That man is not into pain just give him a good time 😔🫶🏻 (spoken like I know him lmao)

Sensory deprivation is pretty much always on a kinktober list, and maybe that could work with Kris? You know, stressed out lil man taken care of by whoever by shutting the outside world out? 🧍🏼‍♂️

Since exhibitionism is also usually on the lists, and we know that Bojan and Nace are gym buddies, maybe Nace could fuck some sense into Bojan in a gym locker room, barely hidden away? Preferably post-workout so they're sweaty 😀🫶🏻

Someone make Jance dp Bojan. Maybe spitroast him. Thanks. (Double penetration)

I mean "This guys is my puppy" Bojan would probably love some puppy/pet play

Perhaps Nace gets tired of one of the boys constantly coming up to him on stage asking for attention, and he gives them what they want and more? (Overstimulation)

Prev can also work as Nace getting tired and wanting good boys to wait (edging)

Bcs Jure and Nace met on tinder, I think anonymous sex works best for them (FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST JURE CANNOT MEOW PLEASE)

KÄÄRIJÄ:

Bojan and Jere on the phone, with Bojan riding a pillow, pretending it's Jere's thigh or smth, and being desperate all the while Jere praises him over the phone? Yeah! :) (Phone sex/thigh riding)

Now obviously monsterfucking is very Käsh coded, either demon!Jere or Tommy, maybe vampires, maybe something else freaky in that gay forest in the ICIP mv?? Go wild

Y'all know I am a Nace/Jere enthusiast. I NEED a fic with Nace getting pissed off that Jere keeps forgetting his name etc, only to find out that it's just Jere's way of getting "Big big strong man" riled up. Maybe resulting in Nace then giving him more than he asked for. You can also include an annoyed boyfriend Jan here and make it dp lol (overstimulation/double penetration)

Now of course size queen Jere "any guys with big dicks here" Pöyhönen can work with any of the big boys, but especially Nace lolol (tho also that photo of Kris having to fold in half to meet Häärijä is also good inspo)

Edging would be funny with Tommy requiring Jere to stay quiet if we wants to cum lmao

I mean...... breeding with our mpreg king Jere works with anyone 🧍🏼‍♂️

I don't particularly care for the virginity tag BUT this could be used as a way for Jere to show Bojan a new kinkier side of sex like bondage, choking, roleplay etc?

Someone please put a ball gag on Jere good god he needs to shut the fuck up. You know he's a squirmy boy so tie him up too while you're at it

Speaking of shutting him up and even Jure also getting tired of his babbling, maybe Jure could shut Jere up by idk dragging him to the nearest supply closet and having his way with him just mere metres from the rest of the gang 😀 (exhibitionism)

Jere in lingerie!!!! Jere in pretty ruined makeup!!!!!!!! JERE IN A HARNESS!!!!!!

SOMEONE PLAY WITH JERE'S TITTIES. MAYBE THEY'RE PIERCED WHO KNOWS. Maybe Jere lets Bojan fuck his titties to give him atleast One (1) heterosexual fantasy in his life

Jere's strong af tongue pierced making Bojan go insane in whatever way you imagine 🫵🏻😎 maybe Tommy made him do it on a dare and he discovers it's a huge turn on for Bojan? :) maybe he eats him out and Bojan comes untouched WHO KNOWS THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

Jere post-Tavastia (1 or 2) in a bathroom jerking off because whatever the fuck happened on stage was so hot and Bojan catches him? 🧎‍♂️ (masturbation/exhibitionism)

Okay that's all bye

#käärijä #jere pöyhönen #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #fanfiction #kinktober #kinktober 2023 #im so sorry this was so filthy #but have at it

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ziracona · 2 years

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So um, What exactly would the ILM gang do if they run into the people of Haddonfield(like Tommy, Lindsey, or Sheriff Brackett) who see the vicious monster who killed several people in 1978 is their friend now? Also i'm not sure Tapp would just be cool letting Michael walk after going through hell to stop the Jigsaw cult. Even in the original film I can't really say Michael is ''less'' responsible than Amanda or John. He's still got a lot to answer for even if he didn't become as bad as other timelines.

As. Per. My. Last. Email!

I’m done answering this stupidass question!

I have been very clear, many times, on my opinion here. If you’ve actually read all of ILM and paid attention, you’ll see what goes on with Tapp and what he does. And OG 1978 Michael being ‘just as’ responsible as human adults raised in normal society making their own choices of their own free will Amanda Young and fucking JOHN KRAMER is the most laughable opinion I’ve heard all year!!! And I don’t mean since Jan I mean the full last 365 days!

He was a six year old child with a mental illness he tried to get help for, at an age /scientifically/ too young to have a complete grasp of mortality—let alone ethics, was ignored by his family, and killed once. He was then abandoned by his parents and left in the solo care of a man who, in canon, decided within the first six months of knowing him that he was the personification of evil in a human body, and for those religious reasons ignored the diagnosis of, in canon, every other doctor at Smith’s Grove, kept him in solitary confinement in a tiny room aside from himself, threatened him constantly, gaslit him about his illness, and accused and insisted he was evil and dying to kill again for the next Fifteen. FUCKING. YEARS. That’s almost his /entire/ childhood development. You don’t even retain that many memories before age 6. I’m not saying he hasn’t done bad stuff, he has, but he was almost literally grown in a test tube by Doctor Loomis to be a thing with the sole purpose of breaking out and killing his sister. He didn’t have a chance. He had no access to other information, to other choices. He was overdosed on a level that worsens psychosis symptoms and can cause permanent brain damage. He isn’t ‘as accountable’ as actual human scum fucking JOHN KRAMER, who was a pissbaby so mad his life didn’t turn out like he wanted that he kidnapped every vulnerable person he could find that needed help, and every person who’d ever sneezed in his direction in a way he considered somehow rude, and tortured them to death under the completely false guise of ‘getting them to value their lives.’

If you don’t like me and my opinions, go away! But you’re wrong, I’m right, and I’m sick of this dumbass conversation. Tapp didn’t give a shit about Michael ‘paying’ at the end of ILM, like he didn’t care about Legion being given clemency. He cared more about Laurie getting what she needed to be okay, and felt sympathy over the whole situation. Plus, in a very real way, he served 40 years of very torturous jail time in the realm. ALSO, to compare Tapp’s pain over betrayal from friends like Hoffman, loss of Kerry and Eric and Sing, and the entire state of New Jersey’s incredibly horrific losses to years of kidnappings terrorism and torture for the most selfish and sadistic of reasons, and his struggle to push back against that all, to Michael Myers stabbing four people to death one night in 1978, is ridiculous and high key gross. Calling what Michael did remotely comparable to Jigsaw’s crimes horrifically diminishes the incredible awfulness of it and what everyone exposed to it went through!

Stop asking me this fucking question I’ve answered it before, and it’s really, really annoying, especially if you won’t even do it nicely or out of good faith curiosity like the first asker so politely did.

‘Vicious Monster’ my ass—he was just some 21 year old with atrophied leg muscles and superhuman strength trying to get the voices in his head to shut up for the first time in 18 years.

#ask #anonymous #Michael Myers #I have been so clear how sick I am of this STOP. ASKING. something I’ve ANSWERED. TEN. TIMES. BEFORE #HALLOWEEN 1978 #dead by daylight #in living memory (spoilers)#in living memory (fic)#in living memory #ilm spoilers #you don’t have to agree with me! but I’m sure not FUCKINNNGD gonna agree with you!!#disclaimer since apparently no one READS my answers: this is about OG/H20/DbD Michael. not all timelines have the same version of the man #like I love to talk about my thoughts on stuff and I’m happy to elaborate on details of stuff I haven’t covered in general or to talk about #my interpretations and reasons but STOP coming in here like little bitches going ‘Uhm Actually Michael Myers is Awful & I don’t get why u #don’t think so’ it’s rude annoying and OVERBEARING. piss off

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shut-up-its-funny · 4 years

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A request for an imagination date from @jessie-tries

Ship: Remromceit!

Wordcount: 2282

Taglist! @lemony-ship-it (I remember some people from the discord asking to be on it like, a few months ago and I forgot until now and I can’t remember who they were...So if you wanna be on it for whatever I write hit me up!)

Discussions on what to do for date nights were always a headache for Janus, the twins always insist going into the imagination for adventure dates and honestly he doesn't care for that shit at all.

Sure the imagination is a wondrous place and it flourished even more when Remus and Roman started ruling together instead of having it two separate kingdoms, but it's dangerous okay? Sure sure, he's going to be with the two that have control over the place but you can't predict what will happen, especially with Remus' creations wandering about.

He's just wary okay.

"I'm just sayin maaaaybe if you loosen your butthole a little and have some fun you won't have ta worry about nonsense such as 'uncontrollable monsters' or whatever" Remus says, like that makes any sense.

Janus sighs as Roman scrunches up his face.

"As Remus so eloquently put, you need not worry about the creatures in the imagination because we will be there to fight off any foe that comes our way so that we can have fun" Roman reiterates Remus' statement.

"Yeah, that's what I said" Remus states.

"It really isn't, but I love you so I got what you were trying to say" Roman responds.

Remus blows a raspberry Roman's way.

"If" he starts, getting the brothers attention "if I agree to this, do you promise no one will get hurt?"

"Yes" Roman instantly replies.

"Ehhhh well" Remus shakes his hand in a so so motion, Roman shoots him a look and his tone changes "I can promise to protect, if that makes you feel better."

Roman facepalms.

"It's the best I'm going to get with you isn't it?"

"Yup."

Janus glances back and forth from both of their eager puppy dog eyes and sighs again; he's become weak to their bullshittery.

"Fine, we'll go to the imagination for this date" he says and both of his boyfriends light up; Remus jumps forward and grabs his face to smack a kiss against his scaled cheek as Roman leans towards him to land a sweet peck to his other cheek.

And you know what, if he melts just a bit at the sweet kisses, no one needs to know.

"Okay let's go let's go!" Remus bounces grabbing both of Janus' hands, walking backwards pulling him towards the large ornate mirror in Roman's room that leads to the imagination.

Janus chuckles at Remus' excitement and as he's being pulled he lets one of his extra arms out to grab one of Roman's hands so he can be pulled along as well.

When Remus' foot passes through the mirror it causes shimmering ripples to dance across its surface; his smile widens as he passes his whole body through and Janus follows.

As he passes through to the imagination, the feeling of the shimmering ripples makes him shiver and when he fully crosses the threshold he can hear noises of distant creatures in the forest and he can smell the damp dirt and the trees around them.

He looks back to where he's still holding on to Roman and he notices that the mirror is embedded in a large tree trunk, the tree looks like it grew around the mirror.

"This is not the same entrance that we went through the other times" he comments.

"No, it's not" Roman says and points to a little dial that has different etchings around it "this dial allows us to move around the imagination if we need quick transportation, only Remus and I can move it and allow things to pass, so there's no worries about random creatures opening portals and going through to wherever they please."

Huh, that's quite impressive.

"Very smart of you my darlings" he praises them and they both beam, a soft smile makes it's way on his face as he sees how happy that simple compliment made them; he really can't get enough of that so he lifts the hands that's still holding the twins to plant a kiss to both of their knuckles.

"And I'm supposed to be the romanic" Roman says "if I'm not carful I'm afraid you may steal my job."

Janus winks at him "I just might."

"You wouldn't dare" Roman says mock offended.

"Trust me hon, I've already got too much on my plate as is, I don't need to handle Thomas' romance as well."

"Mmm, yeeeea Tommy boy has got too many issues in Jan's department, I think switching up functions would literally melt his mind in to goo" Remus muses.

"As pleasant as the direction this conversation is going, shouldn't we be on our way?" He asks.

"Of course! You may want to dress down into something more comfortable though" Roman suggests.

Remus wiggles his eyebrows "ooooh Roman I didn't know you wanted to start with-"

Roman puts his hand up in a 'stop' gesture cutting Remus' sentence off "that is not what I was insinuating in the slightest and you very well know it."

Remus chuckles "yea but it was the first thought in my mind."

"I am not surprised by that in the slightest."

"I don't know what you have planned, what do you suggest I wear?" He directs at Roman.

"Preferably nothing" Remus chimes in before Roman can snap his fingers to change their clothes.

"Oh don't worry about that dear" Janus purrs as he places his index finger under Remus' chin to gently pull him towards himself "all in due time" and instead of giving Remus the kiss he's expecting he slides his finger up Remus' cheek and boops his nose.

He pouts -much to the other twos amusement- when he doesn't get the expected kiss.

Roman chuckles "don't pout, there will be plenty of time for kisses, for now we should get out of the woods." He snaps his fingers and all of their clothes are switched out to something that's more for comfort and leisure but still stylish, it is Roman after all.

"So what's the plan boys?"

Roman takes his left hand as Remus takes his right.

"Just something chill and calm for today" Roman says.

"Yeah were not gonna throw ya into one of our adventure dates" Remus smirks then adds "yet" and winks.

"How merciful you are my dear" Janus says lifting Remus' hand to kiss the back of it before they start their walk through the forest.

It doesn't take long to see the edge of the trees so Janus assumes that they're almost at their destination, but as they walk closer a growl sounds out around them.

Roman and Remus share a confused look.

"I'm sure that's fine" Roman says flippantly, but there's a touch of uncertainty in his voice.

"Roman sweets, I know you don't think that" Janus calls him out.

Roman grimace smiles "okay fine, I think we may... possibly need to fight whatever this thing is so we can continue our date."

"You know" Janus drawls "I'm not surprised in the slightest" he waves his hand "go on then."

The twins both plant a kiss on his cheeks as they summon their respective weapons.

The growl sounds again, but this time it's from a specific direction that the two immediately pinpoints; their heads turning towards it in sync, both smile widely as they sneak their way over to the trees closest to where the noise came from.

Janus walks in the other direction to be out of the fighting range and leans on a tree to closely watch his boyfriends, if need be he'll be able to probably get them out of a sticky situation.

Some sort of horse sized tentacled faced hog with what looks like scaled dripping skin jumps out of the trees and gives a confused roar when it doesn't see anyone but Janus in the forest; it seems like it doesn't have a sense of smell (everything is probably masked from it's own rancid smell) or peripheral vision because it doesn't turn around to where the twins are clearly standing ready to fight.

Remus is the first to charge at it, and he didn't notice it at first but when the creature rears up on its hind legs he sees that it has weird almost human-esque hands but they have seven, sharp stubs instead of fingers.

Before the creature can slash at Remus with its claw hands his morning star lands directly on its head disorientating the creature, but not for long, the tentacles that make up its mouth wrap around the weapon tightly yanking Remus sideways making him let go of his beloved morning star.

"Hey!" he points at it accusingly "that's mine you absolute fuck face!" and then he once again charges at it, grabbing the handle of his weapon and bracing his feet on the creatures slick side to try and yank it out of the creatures grasp.

Roman rolls his eyes at his brothers antics as he keeps his sword grasped at the ready.

You see, the twins have this sort of battle structure where if one of them charges first the other will stay out of their way as long as they're not in too much danger or until they ask for help.

Janus thinks it's dumb.

They should do it at the same time, but both are stubborn and they insist that this way is just 'how they've always done it'.

That doesn't change the fact that it's dumb.

Remus yelps as his feet slips from the things squishy torso making him face plant into the disgusting scales adoring it making an unpleasant 'splat' noise.

Janus lifts his lip in distaste "gross" he states, then yells out to Remus "you're not kissing me after that!"

Roman snickers at the commentary.

Remus pouts, still trying to get his weapon out of its maw as a tentacle wraps itself around Remus' wrist to yank him up off the ground to swing Remus around.

Okay this has gone on for far too long he decides summoning his long cane.

His cane that no one knows has a secret.

He rushes to the creatures blind spot, switching a button on his cane to make a blade spring from the bottom of it.

Roman is looking at him in shock "what are you doing" he hisses out at Janus, and isn't that ironic.

"Oh nothing really" he says as he jabs the creatures neck with his blade making it shriek out in pain and dropping Remus and his morning star harshly to the ground, he sits there dazed for a second, dazed but unharmed.

The creature looks around to Janus then twirls around to look back at Remus who is now on his feet, a manic grin on his face and then turns to Roman who it just noticed was there, and it decides that it's out numbered and swiftly bolts into the darkness of the forest leaving splashes of a gooy greenish blue from its wound.

He switches the blade back into his cane as it disappears from veiw.

"Holy shit Jan Jan!" Remus crows, jumping in place from exhilaration.

Roman rushes to their sides and grabs Remus' wrist to see where he was being held to see if he was hurt; he sighs out in relief when the only marks there are little suction cup shapes.

He turns to Janus with a perplexed but awed expression "since when did you have a blade in your cane?"

He leans on said cane (that he collapsed to make actual cane size) and checks his nails "I have no idea what you're talking about" he smirks.

Remus laughs then chokes when some of that rancid creature slime slides in his mouth unexpectedly.

Roman and Janus' faces twist into disgust as the duke spits it out.

"Well that wasn't unpleasant" he says with a smile.

"Oh, wasn't it?" Roman rhetorically asks with a sarcastic smile.

"Before we continue, Remus, dear, baby doll, clean yourself off" Janus says with no room for argument.

"Fine" he says snapping his fingers and the slickness from his body disappears and his clothes change.

"I'm not gonna lie" Janus starts- "oh?" Roman interjects with a smirk but Janus continues with what he was saying with only a side glance at Roman- "that was... kind of fun."

"Really?" The twins gush in unison.

"No, I lied" he responds deadpan.

Remus scrunches his lips and narrows his eyes "but you just said-"

Janus starts laughing "oh, oh I'm sorry darling but that was too good to pass up, yes it was fun."

"Good" Roman says happily "then we can do stuff in the imagination more often then?"

"Let's get past this date first hm?"

"Of course!" Roman beams and grabs Janus' hand and Remus grabs his other, like how they started.

The end of the forest really wasn't all that far off from where they were and when they break through Janus gasps.

The trail that they were on leads to a hillside overlooking a medow of sunflowers and on the hill sits a large blanket with a picnic basket in the middle of it.

The twins are looking at him in anticipation.

"So! What do ya think?" Remus asks.

He shrugs "it's alright" he says noncommittal.

"Jaaaaaaaaaaaan!" Roman whines.

His blank face softens into a loving smile as he looks at his boyfriends, he places a hand under both of their chins "it's wonderfully amazing my loves" he says and pulls them both towards him to make a triple kiss.

And with that they enjoy their actual date, they banter and laugh and throw food at each other before settling into a cuddle pile to watch the sunset over the sunflowers.

All in all, a perfect date.

#sonnywrites #remrom #RomRem #creatnativity #remromceit

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dailyjoke4u · 6 years

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Kids on love

Questions concerning love and wisdom were posed to a group of children (ages 5 to 10). Their responses were amazingly astute and very enlightening, thus proving that all we need to know, we probably learned in kindergarten.

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

“Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other.” (Judy, 8)

“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” (Tommy, 5)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” (Mike, 10)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” (Jim, 10)

“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.” (Kally, 9)

THE GREAT DEBATE:

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

“It’s better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.” (Lynette, 9)

“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” (Kenny, 7)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:

“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” (Jan, 9)

“I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” (Harlen, 8)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:

“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” (Roger, 9)

“If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long to learn.” (Leo, 7)

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE AND ROMANCE:

“If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” (Jeanne, 8)

“It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” (Gary, 7)

“Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.” (Christine, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

“They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off, because they paid good money for them.” (David, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:

“I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘The Simpsons’ are on TV.” (Anita, 6)

“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I’ve been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” (Bobby, 8)

“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” (Regina, 10)

PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:

“One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” (Ava, 8)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

“Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” (Del, 6)

“Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.” (Alonzo, 9)

“One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.” (Bart, 9)

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE ?

“Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell if he’s in love.” (John, 9)

“Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food.” (Brad, 8)

“It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like their hearts are on fire.” (Christine, 9)

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY, “I LOVE YOU”:

“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day.” (Michelle, 9)

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:

“You learn it right on the spot, when the ‘gooshy’ feelings get the best of you.” (Doug, 7)

“It might help if you watched soap operas all day.” (Carin, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

“It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That’s why I stopped doing it.” (Jean, 10)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:

“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” (Tom, 7)

“Don’t forget your wife’s name…that will mess up the love.” (Roger,8)

“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out.” (Randy, 8)

from http://www.dailyjoke4u.com/kids-on-love/

#little johnny

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