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apocketfullofpoesis · 4 months
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gaajar ka halwa save me
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hinsaa-paramo-dharma · 10 months
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I think maine galti se thoda jyada hi use traumatize kar diya-
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I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO
#ok so i joined this new dance/aerobics exercise type of class cause aise hi physical activity chahiye#and aaj cardio karva rahe the#AND ACHANAK SE FELT LIKE VOMITING BLACK SPOTS IN MY VISION#and kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha wtf it was so embarrassing the didi unhone meko dheere se neeche sulaya#and pani dala muh pe tab jake vision clear hui#BHT WTFFFFF#kya crazy experience tha lmao#kaise movie style hua main soch rahi thi ki kaisi maam hai ye bohot hi intense karva diya beginner ke hisab se karana chahiye nahi#and suddenly sab dikhna band ho gaya unki awaz bohot dheere dheere aa rahi thi woh uthke latene ke liye keh rahe the#and main haat uthane ki koshish kar rahi thi but mere haath maan hi nahi rahe the😭😭😭#and main soch rahi thi bhai ye kya ho raha hai girl can u chill itna bhi kuch nhi kiya hai kya kar rahi hai 😭😭#but the funniest part is jab woh didi aur ek aur didi saath mein fuss kar rahe the mere upar i was thinking distinctly#ki wow aaj ke din mejn pehli baar kisi ne itne pyar se baat kari hai princess treatment diya hai attention diya hai#kyunki office mein bohot weird day tha meri friend ki dusri friend leave se wapis aa gayi and they were stuck together like bhul hi gaye ki#main bhi hoon??#and that guy jo thoda thoda accha lagta hai funny hai usne bhi baat nahi kari even tho kal humne itni saari baat kari thi😭#aur main ye class mein almost rote rote lehrein sunte hue aa rahi thi sochke ki fuck it mujhe kya i don't need anyone bas padho degree lo#aur niklo yahan iss sheher se fir bhi koi ni mila toh maar do khudko no biggie#and woh didi ne kaha you're very dehydrated and bohot thaki hui ho and suffocation ho raha hai na#and mujhe toh udhar hi aankh mein pani aa gaya like haina main hu na bohot thaki hui😭😭😭😭😭#anyway. crazy first experience lmao#ab theek hu didi ne chocolate khila di
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hum-suffer · 27 days
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Almost threw up because I was over stimulated in my exams 🫠���� but hey, at least they're over
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gulabi-shaamein · 11 days
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hate it when my body just decides to punish me for not having a baby, so much nainsaafi
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mohabbaat · 6 months
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diwali wale din ka kalesh
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parmal · 4 months
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नानक देव जी के पूर्व जन्म | Sant Rampal Ji Satsang | SATLOK ASHRAM
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janaknandini-singh999 · 7 months
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mujhe aapke sath bhi sex karna hain
Jaake gattar mein girke goo khaaley bc I'm a lesbian ek jhapaat du toh saara ling baahar nikaalke tere muh mein ghused ke tera mata rani ko navratri pe bali chadhaa doongi kutte
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allizzprobablynotwell · 10 months
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IM SORRY
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zibah-ho · 5 months
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Work was fucking shit today and I am unfortunately out of booze but I have got a fuckload of kheer time to cope south Asian style
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orgasming-caterpillar · 9 months
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Reblog to put lice in RD Sharma's pubes
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teju-being-desi · 1 year
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Obsessed with music videos where it's just women dancing, laughing, smiling, enjoying themselves, falling in love, living in the moment
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Barso Re (Guru)
Pyar hua chupke se (Love Story 1942)
Bhaage re mann (Chameli)
Aatach baya ka baavarla (Sairat)
Adhir man zhale (Nilkanth Master)
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hinsaa-paramo-dharma · 9 months
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Life hai ya soap opera-
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feeling lonely unloved unkissed and so so cold
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hum-suffer · 11 days
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Behenchod
The good god gave you the ability to speak too, YOU ask the question. Why should I?
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yagynaseni · 7 months
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bachche date karne lage hain aur hum yahan assignment pe ro rahe hain🤡
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