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franklyshipping · 7 years

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Sensory Therapy ~ A Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Fanfic

This is a lovely request from an anon which acts as a PERFECT sequel to a fic I did called A Much Needed Check-Up with my two medical beans 😄 Sfw, cute and can be interpreted as platonic or romantic, with that said letsa go!

The scene was set, and Dr Henrik Von Schneeplestein was immensely proud of said set. He placed his fists on his hips satisfactorily at the sight of his couch, which rather looked like a bomb site, but he was nevertheless overjoyed. Amidst a plethora of cushions, pillows, blankets and plushies (not Schneeple’s of course pfft) Dr Iplier was half buried with a mixed expression of confusion and amusement.

‘Schneeple…are all these really necessary?’

Iplier fought back a snicker when his friend shot him a shocked look as his arms went limp at his sides.

‘YES zey are necessary! How can you haf a relaxing movie night vithout drapes?!’

Iplier grinned and slapped a hand against his forehead.

‘Oh how uneducated and naïve of me to forget the drapes!’

Schneeple glared minimally as Iplier grinned cheekily, he rolled his eyes as he dove into the couch next to him and settled beneath the magnitude of soft, warm items. Schneeple muttered as he flicked the TV on and searched for a good movie.

‘One day somevone is going to snap at your sarcasm and you vill end up regretting it…’

Iplier cackled lightly and gave him a light shove, eyes sparkling with gentle mischief as Schneeple settled on a film.

‘You love my sarcasm, don’t even try to deny it.’

Schneeple pursed his lips as he hugged one of the larger pillows, not wanting to give his friend the satisfaction of knowing that his statement was maybe slightly true.

‘Shut up and vatch ze movie doofus.’

Iplier smiled triumphantly before diverting his attention to the screen, both of them focused on the opening credits; they were both relaxed…for a little while. It was going ever so well, they’d gotten through two-thirds of the movie by this point without any hitches. Until now. Because now, Iplier’s attention span had started to ever so gradually…drift. As a result, he had begun to occupy himself by administering a few flicks and pokes to Schneeple’s left arm which was resting on top of some blankets. The owner of which was gritting his teeth, in an attempt to ignore the sensations. Maybe he’d get bored and refocus on the film that was playing…hah. Yeah that didn’t last long, Schneeple flicked his head to his friend.

‘Is zhere anyzhing I can help you vith?’

Iplier bit his bottom lip with a light grin as he shook his head, Schneeple narrowed his eyes before looking back to the movie. At which point the poking immediatly continued, Schneeple sighed gently; he’d tried to stay in denial but he’d anticipated this happening. Dr Iplier often had too much energy, asking him to sit still was like asking the earth to stop orbiting the sun.

Schneeple had had it. He grasped the remote and turned the TV off, turning to his friend with eyebrows raised sharply. He repressed a laugh at the almost childish look of shock on his face, Iplier’s hand was raised in mid-air with his index finger extended ready to poke. Schneeple looked at it pointedly before looking to his friend.

‘Vell?’

Iplier smiled nervously, his hand and extended finger remaining airborne.

‘Wehell what?’

Schneeple smirked at the light giggle in Iplier’s voice, he shifted and started shuffling closer to him. Iplier squirmed a little at the clear and mischievous glint in his eyes.

‘You are clearing vanting my undivided attention, so I am going to give it to you.’

Iplier yelped when Schneeple’s fingers jabbed and wiggled into his ribcage, causing him to burst out into deliciously deep cackling.

‘Whahahat ahahare yohou dohohoing?!’

Schneeple smiled with faked innocence.

‘Vhy I am giving you attention, vhich is vhat you vante-’

'Nohohohoho wahahahait!’

Schneeple sneered and rolled his eyes as Iplier tried to hit out at his arms, but the tickling sensations at his ribcage meant he was also fighting to clamp him arms towards him; essentially, his muscles had no clue what to do.

'Vait? For vhat? Do you mean to tell me zat zis ISN’T ze attention you vere hoping for?’

He chuckled when Iplier scruched his eyes shut and shook his head rapidly, letting out a loud squeal as Schneeple squeezed and skittered up and down his sides.

'Nohohohohoho! Fuhuhuhuhuck yohohohohou!’

Schneeple glared playfully as he kneaded his sides, relishing in Iplier’s sharp bucking and loud laughter.

'Vell zat was rude! Now I haf to punish you for zat as vell as being a leetle attention whore-’

'IHIHIHI AHAHAHAM NAHAHAHAT!!!’

Iplier screeched with strong indignance as he flushed deeply, Schneeple smirked deftly as he began working his way back up Iplier’s torso. His fingers pinching and fluttering as they journeyed to Iplier’s death spot…his underarms. Said man’s eyes widened. Oh hell no, he was not gonna let Schneeple get him like this; Iplier grimaced and decided to take a chance.

He forced his arms to reach out as he poked at the other doctor’s exposed tummy, and oh how he was rewarded.

'AHA NEHEIN!’

Schneeple reeled back and withdrew his arms in surprise, and Iplier snatched the opportunity like a kid in a sweet shop. He lunged forward so he was kneeling on Schneeple’s shins, the owner of which was already grinning nervously as Iplier growled breathlessly.

'My turn.’

Schneeple shrieked before giggling madly as Iplier scratched over his sensitive belly, working his way under his t-shirt to get at the bare skin.

'Nehehehehein! Dohohohohon’t dohoho zihihihihis!’

Iplier smirked gleefully as he scribbled over Schneeple’s light pudge, adoring how he couldn’t even muster the strength to fight back as he squealed constantly.

'Awww, can someone not handle having their tummy tickled?’

Iplier grinned cheekily when Schneeple blushed a deep crimson at his words and hurried to hide his face, his embarrassment clear as day.

'SHUHUHUHUT ZEHE FUHUHUCK UHUHUHUP!’

Iplier was ecstatic as he drove his friend into tickly hell, he experimentally fluttered his fingers at the man’s neck. And he snorted. It was loud, echoing and frankly as magnificent as a sound could ever be. Schneeple clamped a hand over his mouth as Iplier fell into a laughing fit.

'Oho my fuhucking god! That wahas amazing!’

Iplier reached over with both hands to torture Schneeple’s poor neck, who couldn’t hold back his intense snorts and squeaks as he tried to scrunch up his shoulders; but nothing could numb the feeling of Iplier’s devious fingertips.

'NAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAHAHAT ZHEHEHEHERE!!!’

Iplier cocked his head unsympathetically as he cooed tauntingly.

'Coochie coo Schneepy! Aww, look how ticklish you are!’

He wasn’t sure what did it. Whether it was the teasy nickname or the babyish tone of Iplier’s voice, but Schneeple’s embarrassment hit it’s peak. His cheeks were burning as tears of desperation pricked at his eyes, but it is well known that with desperation…comes strength. With a wild battle cry, Schneeple thrust his hands under Iplier’s arms.

'TAHAKE ZIS!’

Iplier’s eyes bugged out of their socket’s as a single thought went through his mind. Well I’m fucked now. He screamed and fell back, Schneeple’s fingers staying rooted in place as they scratched furiously at his hollows.

'AHAHAHAHA SHIHIHIT!!!’

Iplier’s laughter was borderline insane as Schneeple’s own giggles still consumed him, the latter grinned sharply as Iplier writhed next to him.

'Zihis is vhat yohou get fohor challenging Doctor Henrik Von Schneeplestein!’

Iplier’s laughter rose in volume, not only from the torment occuring under his arms, but also from the intense silliness surrounding the whole thing. Despite the ticklish bolts shaking up his entire body, Iplier mustered up a playful glare.

'OHOHO YEHEAH? TAHAHAKE THIHIS!!!’

Schneeple cackled heavily and desperately as Iplier yanked his leg and scribbled behind his knee and over his kneecap.

'NAHAHAHA YOHOHOU BIHITCH!’

Schneeple exclaimed as he threw his head back, filled with mirth. Nevertheless he shifted and latched onto Iplier’s sides and squeezed the flesh roughly.

'LEHEHEHET GOHOHOHO YOHOHOU DIHIHICK!’

The respective wild laughters of both Dr Iplier and Dr Schneeplestein mixed and danced in the air like a wild storm or the seething waters of a flood. They both fought against each other valiantly, tickling in perfectly mischievous synchronicity, and it was in a similar equilibrium that they surrendered to each other. They could both feel their breathing abilities diminishing with every passing second, as well as their muscular capabilities.

'Truhuhuhuce Schneheheheple…’

Iplier gasped heavily as Schneeple removed his hands from his torso, immediatly copying the action as his finger’s began to stiffen up.

'Ahahagrehehed…’

Needless to say, they were a mess. Faces flustered with pinks and reds and moistened with salty tears, echos of their mirthful desperation. Bodies aching with the forces of their laughter, they lay almost entangled with one another as the plethora of drapes twisted and fell about the pair of them. Iplier was the first to make a sound, in the form of a gentle chuckle.

'Hehey, Henrik?’

Schneeple blinked in surprise at Iplier’s use of his first name, he grinned widely and tilted his head to face him.

'Ja?’

Iplier giggled through his words.

'Ihihi thihink I neheed a doctor to cheheck me over…’

Iplier fluttered his eyelashes with overexaggerated flirtatiousness, and was simply rewarded with a poke to the side and a cushion to the face. It only took a millisecond for both men to fall into intense giggles once again, and eventually into a collective slumber. Both smiling, both content…and both, perfectly relaxed.

Tell me if u like it and all the usual hullabaloo 😁 mmk hope you’re all having a lovely existance and, as always, luv yous xx

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weedeevalenzuela-blog · 5 years

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She Didn’t Want to Do Something Stupid. But She Did.

I woke up in panic. I was both sad and anxious. Sad because i missed her and the other night did some incredible damage. I was anxious cause i was in a sticky situation with work. I dragged myself to the office, and before i went down my car there it was, i saw her story.—Her and Reena together. Haha it crushed my soul.

From there it was a my breaking point. I went inside my office mid-panic attack. My stress and anxiety levels were insane. While working i received a delayed notification—“Missed call from Sam Herrera” my heart leaped out of my chest, immediately got out of my chair and gave her a call. “Whatchu doing today?” “Wanna work together?” ——i felt soft :c i was lonely and heartbroken tangina timing yan ang galing p0ta. Of course i said yes. I jumped at the thought of having to spend time with her.

By 2pm i finished my work and went straight to rockwell. We worked until 6pm and as we walked our way to the parking, i swallowed and asked her—so do you find anyone cute? May crush ka ba?—waha bat ko ba tinanong yon para akong gago amputa. I knew it. She found Jai cute. So my heart broke for the second time today. Haha universe ah. Nakakadalawa ka na.

She asked me to come with her for dinner. At this point i was unsure whether or not it was a good idea to come with her. I was heartbroken and emotionally unstable, and she was okay. She seemed okay. But still i went. Haha bat ba i wanted e. While convoying, i cried inside the car. After a good cry she called me and asked me how i was—i think she saw me cry. Haha oops. I told her the truth. And she called me weird. She invited me for dinner with her parents, got to see lily (waah so cute!) ate tinka, tita and tito. I missed her family. In a way, i was able to build a home in them too. It was nice to see their faces and hear their voices.

After dinner Sam and i worked in her room. Around 9:30pm we both stopped working and watched Modern Family. I snuggled my face to her arms as she worked (kinda like the comics we always send to each other) also hahaha we were both stinky but in a cute kid stink way (cute?? Basta yung baho na cute amuyin wahaha) We cuddled each other, and i couldn’t contain my tears, i couldn’t box my feelings anymore. I poured my heart out without expecting anything. I told her what i felt, what i still wanted. “Can you please come home” She apologized and said “i don’t want to.” —-strike three universe. Tap out. We talked and thanked each other for love we shared. I showed her my tumblr diary and let her read my last entry. She cried and hugged me and told me she loved me. We both cried, our faces were swollen “i look like a ant” she said. Haha tangina what a beautiful ant u are crushie. She wrapped me in her arms and gave my head a good sweet pat. At this point i had to go, but man, i did not want to. kainis i had to go home.

She took my arm and anxiously rubbed it with hers. I could feel her heart raising and her breath shortening.. she looked at me and said “i want to do something stupid” i stared at her. The night was silent. She took my face and pulled it to hers. —She wanted to do something stupid. So she took my face and kissed me. Her lips were more than enough to wake up my soul.

For some reason though, part of me still thinks that, that wasn’t just the only stupid thing she wanted to do tonight. But whatever that something else is, i’ll never know. Tonight she wanted to be stupid. And i’m grateful she was, even if it was just for a moment.

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